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289 posts. Alias of Charles Scholz.


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I remember when they used to use to use fresh blood. It just seems too tame now-a-days.

Molten Dragon is a firm believer in burning fan fiction.

Too bad, now the win will never come to you.

KK is the ultimate party crasher.

I could have sworn I just saw a... Nah, must have been my imagination.

The next poster has a vivid sense of self.

Here I am.

Captain Kuro is banned for being a bureaucrat.

Nigel Tufnel, Guitar Wizard wrote:
Ventnor wrote:
I thought we outlawed Tuesday?
Tuesday's gone with the wind.

Today is Untuesday.

GM_Berrnorg is banned for revealing too much information about things he knows nothing about.

Travis is banned for his fear of the unknown.

Ventnor once possessed the tablet, until I surgically removed it from... some place.

Ah the good old days, when people like that were locked away for their own safety.

Dr. Sigmund is banned for starting the riot at last year's medical convention.

Come on. Its been over 5 hours. Time for someone else to win.

This one is made from cow gut.

Does you tummy ache? Here, drink this and you will feel so much better.

*Gives him a 5 gallon bucked of bicarbonate liquid alum.*

Pulg once went to see a dermatologist about some hairy growth on his chin.

You are right, nothing is complicated when I am winning.

Horde smord. The win can only go to one, and I am going to win it.

Banned for hiding your age.

1 person marked this as a favorite.

And Vega will become the most powerful Solar System in the galaxy.

The next poster has already fallen to our mighty army.

Pulg's facial hair is really a compost heap.

*Examines the troll with one of his tentacle sensors.*

He'll live. Just knocked himself sensless.

Ain't that the truth.

Granted, he now only eats gnolls.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Someone call a doctor about hearing loss?

Shh. The adults are winning.

Say nothing or your laryngitis will get worse.

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

Krevon and Aquaman got into a shouting match over whose beard looked better in green light.

You can have your monkies. I will take my win.

Yes, and we do not forget.

UDS is banned by the first person to ban today.

Granted. He moves out of their shared apartment, but since he has nowhere else to go he is now sleeping in his car which is parked next to your apartment.
Even with your windows closed, you can smell how ripe he is becoming.

I wish for ^this wish^ to be corrupted.

GoatToucher prefers touching mountain goats in their natural habitat.

UDS is banned for practicing medicine without a license.

Banned for eating krevon's litter.

I take the win for all.

to lie awake

What did he say? I can't speak gibberish.

Ivan the Less than Terrible

All Katras welcome.

The next poster has a new way to make money.

krevon is banned for having an identy crisis and not seeing Doctor Sigmund about it.

Banned because your cr 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 is divided by your 250,000,000,000,000,000,000 personalities and can only manifest 1 at a time.

Banned for catching the Spanky Syndrom

Banned because I never said I was "The Doctor."

Banned for not addressing me as Doctor.

MagusJanus is banned for having eyes in the back of his head.

*Puts poor smooshed cricket into a full body cast. It poor broken body can no longer move.

Takes the win as payment.

Pardon me son, but that's mine.

Go away kid, you're bothering me.

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