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Touche.


Successful Troll is Successful wrote:
*wipes away tears of joy*

*Wholeheartedly agrees with troll-brethren*


I resent the anti-troll sentiment, but yeah, signatures are no good.


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Original observation is original.


Impeccably sourced post is impeccably sourced.


Obvious Troll politely requests that people refrain from this heinous and offensive discussion.

Obvious Troll further asks witty-James-Jacobs-man what happens if Troll (god forbid) gets chopped into two pieces of absolutely equal size and volume?

This happened to Obvious Troll's uncle Surreptitious Troll is Surreptitious, so Obvious Troll does know the correct answer.


That's Obvious Troll's cousin Gurthok. Fancy travelling Gurthok, always off to new places.

*spits*


0gre wrote:
Obvious Troll Is Obvious wrote:
Obvious Troll wonders whether glorious Troll Nation and Ogre Kingdom are at war or peace?

Isn't that obvious troll?

Isn't that obvious, troll?

*scratches head*


Obvious Troll wonders whether glorious Troll Nation and Ogre Kingdom are at war or peace?


Lisa Stevens wrote:
Quiterjon wrote:
Lisa Stevens wrote:
Quiterjon wrote:
When you take pot shots at one company, then turn around and sell their product in your store, your credibility with me isn't very high.

When did I take pot shots at any company? Seriously. I can't think of a single company that I have ever taken pot shots at in my lifetime. That just isn't me. So please elucidate me on when this happened.

-Lisa

4e.

Once again, when did I take pot shots at 4e? To the best of my knowledge, I have never said anything remotely disparaging towards Wizards of the Coast (a company, btw, I helped to create) or towards 4e. Please point me towards a post I made somewhere that you consider a pot shot at 4e.

-Lisa

Don't get trolled, boss!


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
On behalf of my client, a Mr. Aberzombie, and all other heart beat challenged, I hereby bring notice that we shall be seeking recompense in civil court for you libelous accusations against my client. Although my client is indeed one of the heart beat challenged henceforth known as a zombie, he would like to state for the record that he does not hate America, nor do many of his associate zombies. We shall see you in court. Good day sir.

I have here in my hand a list of 205 names--205 zombies known to the Secretary of State, who, despite their America-hating ways, are allowed to work for the State Department.

I will see you in court!

Sebastian for defense attorney!


Happy April Fool's to you too, AK. :P


Xabulba wrote:
Pie Fighters - Tasty and deadly.

YOU JUST BROKE HIGH LEVEL PATHFINDER


Trollbait wrote:
Wet Blanket wrote:

What a fun thread.

If I may point out, though, your first "your" is wrong.

I am never wrong I have no idea what drivel you are spouting.

Fixed. Wow, you really are trollbait!


Oh, sweet, sweet Jesus.


FEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE!!!


*Swears fealty to Heathy*


Bring it, humanoids.


Obvious Troll wrote:
Obvious Troll Is Obvious wrote:
Obvious Troll wrote:
I challenge you to a children's card game.
Go Fish.
Wrong children's card game.

I assure you, it wasn't.

Really. Go Fish.


Obvious Troll wrote:
I challenge you to a children's card game.

Go Fish.


Obvious Troll wrote:
Obvious Troll: When calling people on being one. Like now.

Plese stop stealing my identity and my schtick. Thanks.


Shinmizu wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
When two people are both determined to get the last word, it's like playing chicken, only there's no collision at the end to make them stop.

*scribbles down in a notebook:

"Solution to trolls: high speed collision.
Updated shopping list:
Eggs
Bacon
Cool Whip
Fighter jet (supersonic)"*

Fire and/or acid. Oh, wait, I wasn't supposed to disclose that....


w0nkothesane wrote:
More rubbish from Mistah Green. Obvious troll is obvious.

You rang?


James Jacobs wrote:
Threeshades wrote:

Why are internet trolls called trolls, when they are not vulnerable to fire?

They actually enjoy the flaming that starts with their appearance.
Shouldn't they rather be called goblins?
Because "troll" is a pun. Trolls can be unpleasent ugly monsters that savage and hurt innocents, but at the same time it's a verb that means to fish by dragging a baited line. Both things that internet trolls do.

Hey, bub, I don't go around disparaging the mighty T-Rex. I will be filing a grievance with Monsters Local 212. YOU, SIR, ARE ON NOTICE.

Should monsters form Unions for better working conditions?


CourtFool wrote:

I'm tired of all the personal attacks¹.

¹An attack is defined as anyone not agreeing with me.

I agree with you, and attack!

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24
Damage: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11


Kibeth wrote:
After some lengthy discussion, and trolling through these forums,

I'm not sure this means what you think it does :-p


Mr.Fishy wrote:

Look the next time some one makes you angry just say,

"At least I don't have to play with Mr. Fishy!"

Obvious Troll is in support of saying this to anyone who makes you angry for any reason in any walk of life, in any place, at any time. Obvious Troll just tried it with some guy walking down the street, the reaction was priceless.


ZombieTroll wrote:
This broken thread is so full of fail it lacks even a hint of realism.

Gameism is more important than realism when evaluating threads. And if you think it's so broken, just houserule it. YOU are the one who has set sail for fail, sir.


Mothman wrote:
And how do you decide if an AP is going to be type A or type B?

Cleverly disguised A or B question is cleverly disguised.


Honest Trollperson wrote:
Trollish Success is Obvious!

You misspelled "Inevitable".


Successful Troll is Successful wrote:
Successful Troll believes that multiplying brother Obvious Troll's 6.82 times effectivenes by troll squared with a remainder of point three repeating should prove the obvious, no pun intended, result of tandem Obvious Troll and Successful Troll postings being supremely optimal.

Obvious Troll agrees. Obvious Troll forgot to reference antecdotal gameplay experience, which, when cross-indexed, points to Obvious Troll and Succesful Troll being Obviously Successful when paired together (CR 10).

In short, Obvious Troll was being blinded by teh maths.


Successful brother troll, we need to work teh maths into this somehow, or we will never be able to prove whose methods are more optimal. Obvious troll posits that Obviousness is 6.82 times more effective than Succesful Troll's Succesfulness. Care to rebut?


Successful Troll is Successful wrote:
Successful Troll is proud of the work going on in this thread.

Obvious Troll senses too much subtlety. Be moar Obvious!


MiB hasn't been in this thread for, like, two weeks - BUT. I. CANNOT. RESIST. POSTING. IN. IT. AND. BUMPING. IT. IN. THE. PROCESS.

Obvious Troll takes solace in the fact that Obvious Troll is apparantly not the only ship adrift on this particular ocean.


Mynameisjake wrote:
To me, the issue still comes down to DMs being unwilling (or unable) to change their tactics. It's perfectly acceptable to add Magic Aura to your favorite trap/illusion in order to allow it to challenge your party. But instead, maybe try exercising your imagination to develop new challenges. It's actually kinda fun. Go ahead. Try it.

Hi there!


Honest Trollperson wrote:
Why must people resist my rationality?

They fear what they do not understand, brother.


LilithsThrall wrote:
You can't say you think Pathfinder has better art. Its edition warring.

I think that the quality of Paizo's art has contributed to the overall success of the line, and is a big contributor toward it's commercial success.

How's that?


Amael wrote:
"X is better then X"

[scratches head, looking quizzical]

Milk is better than milk?


Aberzombie wrote:
Or, trolls get cranky when people refuse to agree with them.

YOU MUST AGREE!!! GARRRRRRRARGH!!!!!


CourtFool wrote:
Are they really trolls or do they just have a different creative agenda?

Hey! Trolls and creativity aren't exclusive of each other.

Obvious Troll wrote a sonnet once.

[Sobs softly in the corner]


Sebastian wrote:
Sgt. Ed Itionwarrior wrote:
LilithsThrall wrote:
<SNIP>I don't think that's shown all that well. You are comparing an RPG (Pathfinder) with a miniatures strategy game (4e). I'd consider them to be different hobbies. </SNIP>
Reporting as ordered!
Where's Obvious Troll is Obvious when you need him?

Reporting as ordered!


Aberzombie wrote:
IT'S A TRAP!!!!

No, this is:
Exploding Runes

Aberzombie wrote:
I never have a problem.

AZ, posting in every thread makes the concept of tracking threads irrelevant. :D

(Just kidding, mate :P)


Convoluted wrote:
I am going to try and make a melee druid based on Treantmonk's guide.


James Jacobs wrote:
I actually agree. The quote system degrades each time it's abused.

Oh, I agree too - completely, in fact. I was just illustrating that the statement, "I'm flagging every post I find that attributes quotes to people who never said them," can be taken multiple ways.

I hate "Fixed that for you" humor...it demeans the mighty troll empire.


Ludwig Van Beethoven wrote:
If it makes you feel any better, I'm not targeting you, specifically. It's just that I've had it with this asinine "FTFY" meme. From this point forward, I'm flagging every post I find that attributes quotes to people who never said them.
Genghis Kahn wrote:
If it makes you feel any better, I'm not targeting you, specifically. It's just that I've had it with this asinine "FTFY" meme. From this point forward, I'm flagging every post I find that attributes quotes to people who never said them.
Nancy Kerrigan wrote:
If it makes you feel any better, I'm not targeting you, specifically. It's just that I've had it with this asinine "FTFY" meme. From this point forward, I'm flagging every post I find that attributes quotes to people who never said them.


Sebastian wrote:
troll

Hmmmm?


This is a fascinating topic which requires 500 posts.


Smurfariffic!

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