Obi-Jack's page

I do not see it on Butterfrog's Deviantart.

My Master ate his head.

It gave him terrible gastro-intestinal problems.

How do you think Dagoba got that way?

"Something something Darkside something something complete"?

I am the AVATAR of JACK!!!

You have not learned the ways of the Jack, little one. Move along.

I would add, "or undress one," but there seem to have been some recent leaps in slaad evolution...

Now people are refusing to call Jedi Jack Masters by their rightful titles!?! Truly, I belong to a more civilized age...

Ahem...

Points to "Master" name tag from the edge of the thread.

Departs from thread, singing, "Slip-slaadin' away..."

She must do what she feels is right to the force.

You must be cautious.

Hell hath no furry like a woman whose house-cleaning hath been ruined.

(Grumbles to himself)...high alcohol intake seems to play havoc with jedi mind tricks...

~That's not the Jack you're looking for~

~You don't need to play poker to strip~

I heard that you serve a mean Dark & Stormy here...

Why do you think I'm here, young Jack?

Angry Jack Cult House....you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...

* takes a good hard look at himself *

I'm a 39-year-old man who pulls the hood on his hoodie up when he switches into his DM-mode ... even when he's alone in a basement typing posts for a play-by-post game. I'm pathetic.

* weeps *

Don't ever make me take a good hard look at myself again, Scott!

You've taken your first step into a far larger world...oh, and nice robe.

Surprised nobody's gone with High Jack yet. And there was a list of great unused names earlier.

Young Jack, it is time for you take your final name. I knew your father. He was a Jack, until he was corrupted by a California attorney and turned to the Sebastian side.

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Monterrey Jack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

*comes in with the Peasant by the back of the neck* Ok Monterrey Jack. It's initiation time. Time to whup up on the Peasant and put him into the Jack-a-pult.

Isn't that thing under the size limit? I wouldn't feel right pounding that to a pulp. Not enough pulp potential to satisfy, I'm afraid...

Size limit? Feel right? We're Jacks. We don't care about that stuff. Our whole credo is based on beer drinking and cartoonish violence.

Not a morals thing, trust and believe. It's just that pounding him into a pulp would be like chinese food, it's satisfying for a moment, but you're wanting more after an hour...

You must do what you feel is right to the Jack.