Nikola Tesla's page

Oh so that's what those things were.

Why does the light saber sound in that ear go away when I insert the earbud upside-down?

You've switched to the other side of the Force.

Glad we figured that out, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to build my super weapon to cleanse the filth that is humanity off the face of the...

Oh no need to go to the trouble, I have one right here.

Nikola Tesla wrote:

Farael the Fallen wrote:

TOZ wrote:

Farael the Fallen wrote:

I thought I made it clear...

You have no power here.

“IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, I SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.” Obi-Wan Kenobi

Than I can imagine, you say?

Challenge accepted.

Thomas Edison was a better inventor than you, Tesla. That's right, I said it. The truth hurts.

The only truth here is that bribery swells the bank just as well as swindling. And the only pain the death throes of tortured elephants.

TOZ wrote:

Farael the Fallen wrote:

I thought I made it clear...

You have no power here.

“IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, I SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.” Obi-Wan Kenobi

Than I can imagine, you say?

Challenge accepted.

Damn, misfired again....

Now now, there there. A few explosions are expected in the pursuit of invention. Come now, it'll be better next time.

... you did save the blueprints, right? And the backups? And the prototype? Right?

The next poster does not have a laboratory, but desperately wants or needs one.

The Leviathan was quite the mastercraft. The British have done excellently with their unique biotechnology.

The next poster however is more of a Clanker aficionado.

Target locked for test firing of Goliath.

It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!

Game night tonight. Wasn't on last week, GM was on holidays, so we're all looking forward to it.

** spoiler omitted **

So, we'll see how that goes. :P

... tell me more.

I approve.

But... but... Obama! Black Helicopters! Tesla death rays! The Bilderberg Group!

It wasn't me.

What.

What?

What.

What about having Tesla devlop ships for NASA?

Only if they can convince me they don't have Edison on ice somewhere.

Or if they do that he'll stay there.

>.>

For Science!!!

GM_Solspiral wrote:

Look Edison entered the contest, I can tell because clearly this was written by Tesla!

Fairly certain I've seen this item.

As have I....

Why am I in this contest??

For Science!

For Science!!

Aberzombie wrote:

Today, I've got a follow up to my health evaluation from Tuesday. The appointments for 1000, and my work day ends around 1030. This works very well, since I need to visit Ikea and the store is just down the interstate from the doctor's office!

IKEA!

::siezes in the grips of a shopaholic fit::

Clear.

bzzzzzzzrkk!

Black Dougal wrote:

Is it weird that my favorite part of this module is that it references Tesla and melding magic and tech?

Not at all. :)

What the floating squid said.

That's odd. There is a pharmacy package here for a T.A. Edison.

Clearly it's got the wrong address.

{hampers commerce by sitting in shipping box}

G%#~&$nit Schrodinger, not again!

I only skimmed the PDF. I did not know about the Tesla thing, very cool.

If I ever run this I may have to have to PCs run into Edision just so they can take Him out for screwing Tesla over.

*slight nod and small smile of affirmation*

You rang?

Let there be science!!!

SCIENCE!!!

WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT??!!?

Perhaps the new generation isn't without hope after all.

Yes! Nekkid beryllium!!!

... slightly less proud...

My mad scientist guess is YES! THE DEVICE IS WORKING! QUICKLY, IGOR, FETCH ME MORE TUNGSTEN!

I am so very proud.

And then I'll build a Death Ray.

I made one of those once.

YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

During WW1 he was working on a cross Atlantic radio tower in New York state (The Wardenclyffe facility, aka. the Tesla Tower), which ultimately failed and was demolished in 1917.

Enterprising souls are doing me the kindness of seeing something done with that old tower...

I approve of this discussion.

Speaking of cats. Here's one of ours.

Asia

Hah! Clearly IN the box! Take THAT, Schrodinger!

Probably a result of all that quantum nonsense going on between those two.

*Nikola retrieves the left-behind coil from the ruins of the Longstrider's lair and trudges back to his machine to resume work*

Perception: 1d20 + 29 ⇒ (17) + 29 = 46

GET BACK HERE WITH THAT YOU SABOTEUR!!

*grabs wrench, pursues*

*boots the duck*

It appears we are suffering some interference.

*coil reactivates*

Gone now! Back to work, gentlemen!

I shall begin work immediately!! Step aside, gentlemen and gamefowl!

You rang?

Has anybody checked in on Lisa and/or Vic? Are they still breathing?

CLEAR!!

You and me both.

JMD031 wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Actually it kinda supports his contention that no one remembers you Mister President Whatsyername that he confused you with Taft ...

Don't make him beat you in two non-consecutive terms.

Exactly! I'm gonna smack you little punks just like I did that loser, Chaotic Useless Benjamin Harrison!

... you look familiar.

If the forums don't overload first...

Maybe this thread is starting to unravel. I couldn't post in here for about 5 minutes, and I kept getting pushed to an error page every time I tried.

We'll push to the limits. We just need more power! It'll stabilize, I'm certain!

Not again! *recalibrates everything*