Jalros

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15 posts. Alias of Jiggy (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 32, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32).


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kyrt-ryder wrote:
johnnythexxxiv wrote:
nemophles wrote:
Then why is the barbarian so powerful, johnnythexxxiv, WHY IS THE BARBARIAN SO POWERFUL?
Because Barbarians are right gentlemen and thus deserve their place among the better martials ;)
Yes, Barbarians are such gentlemen

This sarcasm offends me. Expect a firmly-worded letter of protest to be forthcoming.

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Indeed, "class-ism" is a nasty thing.


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@Zilfrel Findadur — I resent your erroneous and unsupported assertion that being able to summon forth extra reserves of courage and ferocity in order to preserve the life and health of oneself and one's friends could in some way be correlated with stupidity or lack of caring.

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In my home campaign, we use 30pt buy gestalt characters with playtest mythic tiers and an 8-man party. I can still get PFS credit as though I'd used a pregen, right?

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Walter Sheppard wrote:

Maybe that dwarven barbarian has always used his ax to speak for him but now, after a few levels, he's ready to see "WAT R TALKING LIKE?"

(I assume he has a 7 int as well, because he's a barbarian)

I resent your derogatory stereotypes of my culture and capabilities.

;)


I resent that wholeheartedly.

The next poster is a simulacrum.


Alas, my anguish
Imbeciles: "You're chaotic!"
RTFM, please


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Just as the monk taps into the power of Law, the barbarian taps into the power of Chaos.

I resent your rules-ignorant statement. I tap into the Power of Neutrality and achieve the same results as AM.

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*sigh*


Ashiel wrote:
Distant Scholar wrote:
Not quite on topic, but: Can a raging barbarian drink a potion? That seems too much like patience to me.
Yes, they can. They can also draw new weapons, insult your mama, your daddy, your sister's other daddy, 'cause yo' momma's a ho', and then slobber down a potion while in the middle of their super-saiyen warp spasm. :P

I must say, I am quite offended at your flagrant stereotyping. I neither slobber nor spasm while I draw on my inner reserves of martial might (nor indeed at any other time). Additionally, I would never stoop so low as to use the nightmarish slang you suggest, such as "ho" or - even worse - "yo" as a substitute for "your".

I am a barbarian, not an animal.

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Fromper wrote:
Yeah, I was thinking of changing a character alignment, too. I figured I just had to note it on the character sheet, since it doesn't affect any class/religious stuff for this character. I just haven't been playing my barbarian as chaotic as originally intended, so I figure he's more true neutral than chaotic neutral.

Congratulations on actually reading the barbarian's alignment requirements! So many folks around here scoff at the very suggestion that a barbarian could possibly be anything other than a raving lunatic who does whatever random thing happens to enter his mind. Please accept my deepest appreciation, good sir.


Muser wrote:
Or rather, you can rage whenever you want, even while eating your favorite food off a nubile slave's chest.

You can even rage while sleeping, with the right feat. Which - according to popular perception - apparently means you can sleep very angrily.

My suggestion is to simply not tell people your character class.

End the bigotry and stereotyping!

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Jason S wrote:
They're supposed to be opposite ends of the scale, on the lawful/chaos axis.
TOZ wrote:
Poor Neutral Barbarian. Always getting left out of the arguments.

:(

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Petrus of Razmiran wrote:
Now, please stop standing on my robe.

I was killing a bug. A poisonous one. I probably just saved your life.

In a decidedly non-chaotic way.

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Chris Mortika wrote:

Thod speaks wisely. A barbarian who becomes lawful (to pick up that monk level) can switch back to a chaotic alignment if she pleases, but she will never be able to rage again.

To avoid that fate, either start your adventuring career as a monk and then start hanging around the raging berserkers at the Pathfinder Lodge commisasary, or grab Ultimate Combat and take the Martial Artist monk archetype, which doesn't have alignment restrictions, and stay chaotic.

I resent your prejudiced stereotypes.