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Just two weeks until the Daytona 500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Super Bowl Friday EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just two weeks until the Daytona 500!!!!!!!!!!!!

NASCAR Jack wrote:

The only thing the durn woman can do is make racy GoDaddy commercials.

You say that like it's a bad thing. ;P

It's not a bad thing, but she should stick to what she does well, like p0rn.

Danica Patrick is gonna drive a full season of NASCAR next year? The only thing the durn woman can do is make racy GoDaddy commercials. Somebody grab the Jackapult and meet me at the race track.

NASCAR Jack wrote:

Is NASCAR a sport?

Of course not!

Good, I would hate to be a jock.

Is NASCAR a sport?

runs over Clinically Depressed Poodle

Babe, ya'll have no ideah.

Ya'll need a real man around here. Ah guess I'll volunteer.

The terminators are going after NASCAR first!

NASCAR Jack wrote:

flash_xxxx wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:

pitches his tent and starts to build a fire

Thats a lil TMI. :)

unrolls his sleeping bag

BRAIN BLEACH!! Please I need BRAIN BLEACH over here!!!

I can try to help you forget....

Go to sleep damnit!

Why? Do you want to do nasty things to me while I'm unconcious?

do you realy think I wod tell you if I dd?

Solnes wrote:

Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:

pitches his tent and starts to build a fire

Thats a lil TMI. :)

unrolls his sleeping bag

BRAIN BLEACH!! Please I need BRAIN BLEACH over here!!!

I can try to help you forget....

Go to sleep damnit!

Link to boobies

Well, that's one more step on the path to being a non-noob. But what do you do with these alias things anyway?

** spoiler omitted **

Typically I sleep with 'em.

Some of us do..... ;)

So what would a naughty girl like you do for a Klondike bar.

sits back and grabs the popcorn.

Wanna see how fast I can rev you up baby?

I don't care what anyone else says... I love Vomit Guy! He always makes me chuckle.

I know I always feel better when he visits.

I love the smell of racing fuel in the morning. Put the busts of Richard Petty and Dale Senior over by the door. Yeah, the portrait of Dale Junior goes in the bathroom.

Quick, join the NASCAR cult.

Races back above the fold.

Ayup

Johnny Cash does it better

Getonoutohere yah dang hippeh.

else

You would know.

Let's go Reut.

Ya'll are losers. Tony Stewart for President!

No he doesn't. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condem, because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.

With Michael gone, has anyone seen Latoya lately?

However, there is at least one NASCAR driver I would like Maury to test. You know who you are.

ayup

He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action,

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Anyone else think that if Paizo put Seoni on the hood of a race car, the downloads would increase so fast the servers would melt?

Haven't you punks ever heard of overkill?

Frat Jack wrote:

Hey Dudes and Gals, did I mention the the Boss participated in one of the the now-not-so-secret-project?

He made an illo that reflects perfectly the Jacks nature -without illustrating the Jacks-

In a couple weeks you'll find out...

:D

Shameless pluggery...

;-)

How about a little hint boss?

Why would you want to ruin a perfect turd by putting poodle in it?

David Fryer wrote:

I love the French too. However, I can never again set foot in that country. Too many angry husbands are hunting me there. ;)

I did not realize France legalized same-sex marriages. Good for them!

They also legalized running over poodles who talk too much.

This (thread-)crap is just as bad as any other form of breaking the guidelines..

Really? Because it was the guys at Paizo that made it possible for us to bring this smurf to you.

I blame this guy :)

Jack's are for everyone.

I here that the president is trying to take credit for the rescue now.

I gradjiated the 2nd grade and I talk real good.

I think I'll go for a walk outside now,
the summer sun's calling my name,
(I hear you now.)
I just can't stay inside all day,
I've got to get out,
get me some of those rays.
Everybody's smiling,
smurfshine day
everybody's laughin
smurfshine day
everybody seems so happy today
it's a smurfshine day

Only if it's not lady's night. There ought to be a law against that many moomoo's in one place at one time.

You know what sounds like fun? Let round up all the poodles, dump them out on the go-kart track, and then see how many we can squash.

Hooey, look at all the roadkill on the hoof.

Personally I think it would be a good idea to make everyone wear burhkas. It would make ladies night at the bowling alley so much easier to stomach. ;-)

What skill was that - being able to turn the pages of a magazine with one hand?

That requires more skill then you might think. And it's a great job skill if you make your living donating to the sperm bank. ;p

Snorter wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

How I long for the days when you had to actually convince a human being that you were 18 years old in order to get a Penthouse instead of just typing in a fake date of birth from the privacy of your own home.

Or you had to score them by rooting through garbage cans and then hide them like a pirate's treasure.

That was you, was it?

My 13-year-old self wishes to say "Thanks!"

Found my first one when walking home from school in the 8th grade, just lying there in PERFECT condition literally in the middle of the street. I looked at it for almost a full 5 minutes as it sat there, the wind caressing its pages. I looked around for almost TEN minutes before picking it up, wondering if this was some cleverly-designed trap. I will never forget that day...

I arrainged to clean a couple of dorm rooms for some of the sailors on base in exchange for magazines. It worked out well for all parties involved, and my girlfriend was mighty impressed with my skill.