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Rone Barton wrote:

I keep thinking my alter grEGgO here is suggesting something naughty, but what if by fan servicing, he just means coming in to fix a fan's motor? I'm sure that's it.

Fix my fan motor? That's what SHE SAID! BOOYAH!

HEYO!

Soooo... not mine?

Oh my EYES!!!!!

I just looked at the profile for this alter ego and reading the profile has me scratching my head. I must have created it for a one-time use. Either that or I'm not well.

*Uses own poop as a lubracant and squeezes through the bars.*

Freedom...somehow it smells like poo.

Considering the choice of decor in this dungeon, I'd say you made an improvement.

Why yes... yes they do.

*escape dungeon.

See how easy asterix actions can be? Why, anyone can do 'em.

*drinks the sun and pees a world-girth stream of fiery death on the doomsquawker.

One angry accountant can shut a dungeon like this down for good. I can already see you deducted about three times more than you should have off your taxes, so watch yer mouth, pillow filler.

Well if this dungeon needs an accountant in a pigeon suit... I still have one from last Halloween and I think I finally got the blood stains out.