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ohgodohgodohgodohgodiamonfireonfireaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
squeee oink oink squeee snort
<translation>the bacon thread ...</translation>
Oink?
Squee! Squee! Oink, oink, oink!!
<runs around the thread, avoiding the zombies, trying to escape the Grue>
Grunt oink oink,
Oink oink squee, oink grunt grunt. Squee oink oink oink? Grunt oink oink squee, squee oink oink?
(actually, a pig would prolly just eat it all, man)
<considers this for a minute and then begins to start munching on the thread ... and kicks a truffle at Spanky>
<looks at all the bits and pieces of friends and family Spanky has tossed around the thread and nips him in the calf>
SQUEEEEEEE!!!!
<eyes Spanky cautiously>
Oink? Squee squee grunt oink! Oink oink grunt.