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yes, YESSSS. good ideas. I like them. The mad warlock of mummenschantz would love to have a subject for experimentation....

That guy's a good friend of mine.

Greg Wasson wrote:

KaeYoss wrote:

Fergie wrote:

As a paladin with an 8 Int, I still stand by that decision!

8 Int is slightly below average intelligence. It's not like in the joke with the three blondes finding a cave with tracks leading in, and then they argue about whether it's bear tracks, or maybe deer, when they're run over by a train.

Don't leave us hanging! Was it bear or deer tracks?

Greg

It was obviously train tracks.

You called? ;-P

Fishick wrote:

I D K

What does that mean?

I don't know

Yeah, and fighters should get fast healing, too. Because they are always right there in the fight and don't have magical healing abilities. No fair!

Let me get this straight: We're doing this out of spite, yes? I'm still hazy on that.

hallucitor wrote:

Them there's some snazzy foeskin boots!

He couldn't have had foeskin... He's Jewish! *badum-ching*

Are we related?

Brian Leichty wrote:

You all do realize of course that this is an April Fool's Joke, don't you?

You official Captain Obvious button is in the mail, wear it with pride :)

I've been promoted?

Dear ask a Shoanti,

are you a Shoanti?

My guess is Bard/Pathfinder Chronicler. I mean, uh. Hello Mister Obvious!

Hai!