| Full Name |
Mr Mackey |
| Race |
Human |
| Classes/Levels |
Bard 2/Expert 12 |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
Med |
| Special Abilities |
Guide, Substitute |
| Alignment |
Chaotic Mmkay |
| Location |
South Park, Co |
| Languages |
English, Spanish, French |
| Occupation |
Guidance Counselor, Substitute Teacher |
| Strength |
10 |
| Dexterity |
15 |
| Constitution |
13 |
| Intelligence |
16 |
| Wisdom |
15 |
| Charisma |
14 |
About Mr. Mackey
Um, drugs are bad! Mmkay.
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it
Its all up to you-mmkay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say, its easy mmkay
Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns
hole"
Step 2: Instead of s!*$ say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this
"poo is cold"
Step 3: With b*#*$ drop the t cuz bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say f~$& any more cuz f@%# is the worst word that you
can say
So just use the word mmkay!
