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Aberzombie wrote:

I resent this thread and everything discussed herein. What did I ever do to you people?

Zombies killed my uncle and ate his brain, that's what!

How's that for a rebuke?

THAT IS A FILTHY LIE! We don't like brains! Too fatty. Eddy took the liver while Steve kept the bones to snack on. I personally had a nice hot stack of pancreas.

Mr. Deadman wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Don't make me start a 'Best non-Set posts of 2008' ... because I will! Oh, and Cato, you can't nominate yourself :P

Then I will!

Could you nominate a specific post by Cato?

His self-congratulatory, ego-boosting, personally-admiring post in this very thread.

Don't make me start a 'Best non-Set posts of 2008' ... because I will! Oh, and Cato, you can't nominate yourself :P

Then I will!

unlike lemmings, tribbles are low in fat

So I should be able to keep my ghoulish figure?

pa-dum-BUM psschhhh!

First lemmings, now tribbles? They just keep improving the buffee.

Did someone say lemmings? I am somewhat hungry...

Thoths mind will forever ooze genius and fears that his godlike intellect will never be understood. ***flexing tenticles and making cool gurgling sounds***

Thoth-Amon

*smacks what remains of his leathery and cracked lips*

Just what I was in the mood for, calamari.

/harpoon

I smell bacon!!!!

All living beings smell like bacon to me...

blope wrote:

Just curious. Been using blope for too long. Also Is it possible to do it without changing my (awesome) tags?

Create an alias.

Like this one.

I also hate guys that say that.

So die!!! Bwahahaha!!!

Too late. I'm already dead. Duh.

Oh, right. Forgot.

Animate Dead!
there, now I have minions. Deal with it.

Okay.

Eats the animated dead.

A bit salty, but otherwise, fine.

*Sighs*

I hate ghouls.

Me too. They give me bad gas.

Flesh of the dead, flesh of the living. Its all the same. And it all needs a little chili powder and barbeque sauce.

So consider me to be bouncing up and down in anticipation, unpouting.

That's enough to make the dead rise!

My name represents an unending quest to change the "evil overlord" image of liches everywhere.

By choosing a non-threatening name like "Larry", it humanizes liches for the common folk. By adding the suffix "-man" to the term lich, it really brings home the fact that liches are people too, and are not to be feared, hunted, or have their plans thwarted.

In fact, it is my hope that whenever a lich asks for a favor (or sacrifice), no matter how unusual it is, people will provide the lich with whatever he needs to bring his plans to fruition.

Maybe people will finally be able to look at the lich in a different light and begin helping them complete their goal - complete subjugation of all life as we know it - but in a friendly, unobtrusive way....

What? Why are you looking at me like that? It's for your own good!! Just do as you are told, fleshbags!! Please.

I know what you mean. Seriously, we dead crawl out of the grave every morning and go to work just like everyone else. Sometimes we even need that piping hot cup of caffinated blood to wake up.

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

I WANT MY G~~#+~N MOMMY! ;}

You want a mummy?

Someone called?

Hehe, I couldn't resist making this alias. :D

(Cato Novus)