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Gasp....Enough.....cough, cough, weez

Mon-El wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Knit one, pearl two, Mon-el.

Better to be Supergirl's whuss than a walking diseased flea trap.

Um,......how do I put this....

(scratches ear)
aaaaaaaah, nope.

So your saying you'd rather scratch fleas than spend time walking in the buff staring at Supergirl?

Knit one, pearl two, Mon-el.

Better to be Supergirl's whuss than a walking diseased flea trap.

Ha ha! Beat up by a girl.

"Hey, not just a girl, a Supergirl! Now that I know my place, I'd do anything for her. Including wearing a dress if she told me to."

(Lowers head in shame)

"You are Supergirl!"

I got some lead zepplin for your ass, Mr. Plastic Devo Hair in a Red Nehru Jacket. Better looking. b*~@#, please.

Your just jealous because I date Shadow Lass and she wouldn't give you the time of day.

Your just jealous Heath, because I'm better looking.

Mon-El wrote:

Yea actually you are kinda slow.

You callin' me slo? You Mo Howard-lookin, Michael Jackson costume dressin, non Kryptonian stupor hero wannabe?

No, I was calling Eileen slow. If I was talking to you I wouldn't be using such big words.

Yea actually you are kinda slow.

I could start Heath bashing in order to make up for lost time!

Well at least I am capable of standing on my own two feet. I don't need to be glued to a plastic base to stand up. Also my limbs are mobile, which means I don't get cramps like you do. I am also built to be anamatomically correct, are you? Also, how many of the Legion ladies have you bedded? Not as many as I, I'm sure!

You talk a good game, boy.

But I'm the best there is at what I do.
What I do isn't very nice.

The way I heard it, you mistook an electrical fence for a fire hydtrant and well, now you have poofy fur! So, if that is the best of what you can do, your right, your new fur isn't very nice. But I'm sure out of all the werewolves taking a leak on an electrical fence, you do it the best. Perhaps if your nice, one of the lady Legionnaires will brush your coat and smooth it out for you. Me, I kick werewolf puppies when I'm in a bad mood.

Stupid Mon-El.

Allright, Heathy-boy-wonder, I have taken your crap for nearly 17 pages of Legion thread. You want to pick a fight with me, fine! It is time you put up or shut up. Meet me tonight, 8:00 at the Legion Plaza and we will settle this once and for all.

I know for a fact you can't back yourself up (other than with your goon squad). Your literally a sheep in wolf's clothing. I'm gonna bust your chops so bad you'll be wearing dentures and the only thing you'll be able to eat is purie lamb chops. And while your at it you'd better bring a change of clothing because your gonna need it, the ones your wearing are gonna get soiled because you won't be able to maintain any body functions once I start flexing my muscles. After that you'd better bring a burial shroud cause your gonna need it.