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Mommy, what's a gagortion? wrote:

Can I be a guard here? I like to guard and I work for fingers. Prisoner's fingers.

No. We only trust Pigeons to do the job.

What if I wear a pigeon costume?

Can I be a guard here? I like to guard and I work for fingers. Prisoner's fingers. Make there be a prison so I can nibble on prisoners.

Hey, this REALLY sucks!

For me ... Opening up MySpace to find a letter from that <insert several unflattering explitives> of a girlfriend I had lived with (and then left - she had way too many boyfriends) almost 22 years ago. Like there's a person I needed to have tracked me down after all these years...

Myspace page = I FINALLY FOUND YOU! signed, Stalker.

<silently backs out of the room the way he came>

Mmmmm....Horsemeat.....

But... how you gonna ride a steak to town?

Ammo seedis moovee en den ammo mick communts en bee a faymuss fim crick

4th edition keeps my teeth white and shiny!

I love to chew!

(bizarrely... this post was eaten a hour ago)

Can any WOTC employees or 4E playtesters speak up and deny that this policy is true? I would say that their silence is the best proof that we will ever get.

Not to worry. It's getting confirmed from multiple sources.

I think you also nail down the part of the greater question. Does this practice, this way of slanting the feedback to the consumer, feel like yet another blunder in a long line of mishandled efforts that leave a once faithful customer base feeling slapped in the face?

I say this knowing full well that many of you feel no such slapping took place, and by the way, that red turkey on your face is gorgeous. Is that what they're doing this year instead of tattoos?

Apologizing for every unpopular move a company makes by suggesting "That's just what companies do... crack a book" doesn't demonstrate a fine understanding for the history of business. If all businesses were so equal there wouldn't be competition. Some are just better at it than others. Businesses, and empires, rise and fall, and loyalists do nothing to slow the slide. Critics do. Questioning things is good for what ails ya.

CourtFool wrote:

With anchovies?

No, they are gross. I'm a cheese pizza, but with a package of frozen pepperoni nearby. I'm flexible like that.

I'm flexible enough to fit into this freezer apparently. I wonder if I'll come back like the ghost in The Ring but I'll haunt the larder instead of the well. Everytime you guy eat a Mama Celeste Pizza For One I'll spell out your coming doom in marinara letters.

Wait...

Who freezes butter?

Butter not tell you. You never know who's listening.

Anchovies are freakin' nasty.

Someone snapping off your frozen man business for their weenie roast is nasty too, but I guess anchovies are still up there.

If I hear "It's the same just better!" one more time, I'll lose my mind. I think a more honest approach is "It's really really different, give it a whirl and enjoy!"

I lost my mind when my best friend's guts were pouring out on top of me like a sh!t milkshake, face down in the muck in Da Nang! But... your thing sounds bad too.

With anchovies?

Something about being dead for two months makes it harder to tell my surroundings because my senses have all shut off and my proteins are tearing apart making me look a bit more like Ozzy, but it's certainly possible the homeowner will garnish me with small salty swimmies. I dunno really.

Original posters make me so mad that I could rip their chewy facemasks from their skulls with my teeth!

Who goes first like that?

Who does that?

Provokers of heady responses. It's just disgusting.

I'd be the bloated Fuller Brush Man that the cannibal homeowner stores in his freezer in the basement.

This is a scary place.

We've only just begun...