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Forest Drake

Molten Dragon's page

281 posts. No reviews. No lists. No wishlists.


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Next poster, would you kindly apply some ointment for GorillaGrod?


Schism is banned for not being open minded.

Third! Why does the win smell funny?

...being crippled by an emu...

I have no problem smacking UDS with a tuba. Or an onion. Or a tuba full of onions.

The next poster will say something nice about someone.

Poog now is when we make our move! MBT are you with us?

GT is banned for being extremely silly.


Now that the win is mine I can overthrow GorillaGrod. Wait, was that out loud?

Jingle Bell Locks

1 person marked this as a favorite.


Well... Look what I found. The win.

And he's back, yeah. I'm keeping the toenail though....

I saved one of MBT's toenails. He can regrow from that right?

Banned for being a rules lawyer.

1 person marked this as a favorite.

Resurrection wing, rising from the dead nearby.

FF is banned for having an unlicensed twin.

:gives a loud troll whistle : BFFFFFFPPPPPPPPTTTZZZZ


Hat Boy

Banned for not having any recognizable organs to shank properly.

Now look what you did, he's run off. Someone set out some troll food so he finds his way back.

The Fiend Fantastic is GoatToucher's sponser in the support group.

I did not get an invite to the party and it makes me a sad dragon. Me and my Led Zeppelin cover band "Molten Zeppelin" will go elsewhere.

The next poster snuck into a Molten Zeppelin concert and will tell us about it.

KahnyaGnorc is mad at life because he failed in his attempt to become a recurring character on the '80s cartoon, G.I. JOE.


Banned for playing forum games instead of working.

Banned for calling me a dragon... Oh wait..

: puts MBT's blankey on him: shhh he's sleeping.

Pulg not only graduated from that school but now is the main supplier of the enhanced sugar by-product.

The Gnasher

Banned for banning too many people at once.

Ulfen toucher

Easy MBT. Here have a wine cooler.

Vera is banned for being spot on in her observation of UDS.

GT owns a master key to all animal cages everywhere.

:looks at GT:

Sword fight?

Yeah team Molten Dragon!!!! We win!

Mr. Rattlebones

Poog is banned for pointing that out.

I have these giant forceps I can use to clamp the beebs on the head and pull.

The next poster is trying to grow a neck beard.

That weird dead dude

Sneaky snake

Comedy relief


Banned for not having muscle of your own to eat.

The FF started his own super villain group and barbershop quartet. Their secret base and recording studio are beneath a Petco at the local strip mall.

And it was exquisite, until I forgot the safe word.

The next poster also forgot the safe word.

Gimmie the win

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