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Ack, that's terrible Cal. I feel your pain. I have a ton of stuff on my DVR. That would suck to lose. Anything AT&T can do to help?


Hungry, Hungry Death Hippos.


Can't I have my bath in a molten butter tub in peace??


And diced Red Cap toe nails.


On Pay Per View.


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I think we scared the OP away. Anyway, welcome to the nuthouse. Watch out for scary clowns....


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Some good advice in the above posts. Personally, I would just leave the group.

Reminds me of the old group I played with back in the day. I left and to my surprise so did a few of the others.

Turns out they weren't really having any fun either.


Elmo Cannot Forgive II: The ReUnforgivingence.


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Molten Dragon: Accountant to the Elder Gods.


...GT's gastrointestinal deluge.


Steel, strike now, come into being
Spring up from the hot fire
Steel, strike now, rise up from the ground
Arise from the busts of nymphs.

Deadly steel, it's time to strike
You'll come to life by strikes
Black steel, it's time to strike
You hot tar-burning steel

Strike Strike!

Three steels, it's time to strike
You were forged by Ilmarinen
He picked you from the ground
From footprints of beast

Steel, strike now, come being into being
Transform in the hot fire
Swear you now, killing steel
Merely to strike the enemies

Swear you now, killing steel
Merely to strike the enemies

Three steels, it's time to strike
You were forged by Ilmarinen
He picked you from the ground
From footprints of beast

Steel, strike now, come being into being
Transform in the hot fire
Swear you now, killing steel
Merely to strike the enemies

Swear you now, killing steel
Merely to strike the enemies

Copper steel, it's time to strike
Strikes may build up your strength
Steel so red, it's time to strike
You hot-burning cross-steel

Fine and shiny steel, strike now
You will made by strikes
Whitish steel, it's time to strike
You sharpened killing steel

Strikes may build up your strength
Strike Strikes
Strikes may build up your strength
Strike Strikes strike

Three steels, it's time to strike
You were forged by Ilmarinen
He picked you from the ground
From footprints of beast

Steel, strike now, come being into being
Transform in the hot fire
Swear you now, killing steel
Merely to strike the enemies

Swear you now, killing steel
Merely to strike the enemies

Three steels, it's time to strike
You were forged by Ilmarinen
He picked you from the ground
From footprints of beast

Steel, strike now, come being into being
Transform in the hot fire
Swear you now, killing steel
Merely to strike the enemies

Swear you now, killing steel
Merely to strike the enemies

Strike, strike, strike


I can be whatever I want. The Elder Gods said so. So neener neener.


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If the succubi are grappling, who or what is holding up the round signs?


In his spare time, which he has in abundance, Pulg writes really terrible Supergirl fan fiction. I mean even terrible by fan fiction standards.


..my Shark Lift-Away with pet attachment full of Pulg hair.


Erkel's Got A Gun.


Posting for fun and profit...and the win.


Science!


Superman Onesie vs. Ill-Fitting Diaper


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YogSothoth vs Giant Poison Dart Frog


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Now with the great taste of fish.


Ernie Earns an Urn III: What's in the Urn??!


Nuclear Wessels


I just watched the first Kingsman last night. Fun movie, looking forward to the sequel. The church scene fight was just way over the top and i liked it.


Ooh ooh, me. I'll sing "Happy Trails". In a high falsetto of course...


Nuns and Shotguns: When Will It End?


Lucky7, due to some temporal shenanigans, is in no small part the inspiration for the book "Atlas Shrugged".


@IHIYC happy birthday!!

On topic:

They say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

Ah
Ah
Ah
Come on
Come on

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party

I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday)
I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Dance yeah

Oh
Come on

I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday)
I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Oh dance! Dance

They say it's your birthday
Well it's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you


Goth Guru wrote:


I used a German translator. I'm kind of sorry.

LOL why? No Rammstein fans in the crowd.


Back in 1st edition days, one of players in the group i was with, ran a bard that had a "magic box" which acted as an amplifier for his lute.

But he didn't use the lute as a weapon. Now that I think about it, he may have been able to do sonic type attacks with the amp. That was 25+ years ago, so...


Pulg wrote:
Are we still talking about 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' ?

Turn around and find out.


Bück dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
bück dich

Ein Zweibeiner auf allen Vieren
ich führe ihn spazieren
im Passgang den Flur entlang
ich bin enttäuscht

Jetzt kommt er rückwärts mir entgegen
Honig bleibt am Strumpfband kleben
ich bin enttäuscht total enttäuscht

Bück dich
das Gesicht interessiert mich nicht

Der Zweibeiner hat sich gebückt
in ein gutes Licht gerückt
zeig ich ihm was man machen kann
und ich fang zu weinen an

Der Zweifuß stammelt ein Gebet
aus Angst weil es mir schlechter geht
versucht sich tiefer noch zu bücken
Tränen laufen hoch den Rücken

Bück dich

Bück dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
bück dich nocheinmal

Bück dich


Nun Island!!


In college, Lucky7 almost volunteered for one of GT's experimental "procedures" for the extra cash. A sudden scratch ticket lottery windfall changed his mind at the last second though.

Oh and banned for changing your avatar pic. (See what I did there :))


Can you remember remember my name
As I flow through your life
A thousand oceans I have flown
And cold spirits of ice
All my life
I am the echo of your past

I am returning the echo of a point in time
Distant faces shine
A thousand warriors I have known
And laughing as the spirits appear
All your life
Shadows of another day

And if you hear me talking on the wind
You've got to understand
We must remain
Perfect strangers

I know I must remain inside this silent well of sorrow

A strand of silver hanging through the sky
Touching more than you see
The voice of ages in your mind
Is aching with the dead of the night
Precious life (your tears are lost in
Falling rain)

And if you hear me talking on the wind
You've got to understand
We must remain
Perfect strangers


Rock block! Now, Judo chop!!


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I've known a Paladin or two to fall when I push them over a cliff.


My players don't know it but when I GM I add +5 to every monster attack roll, +5 saving throw and max hp per hit die.


Enter the Nun III: Die, Die Crucified.


Ventnor is responsible for the local all gnome burlesque review.


Extra Nuns for Everyone.


Partylf Sunev thinks the book The Day of the Triffids is a comedy.


*blows a vuvuzela right in MBT's ear to wake him from the dead*


I would stick to just the beginner box for now. I would not spend money on an AP at first. I think there are some additional adventures for the beginner box on this site.

Let your friends run the pregenerated characters from the BB. I would advise against having them roll up characters their first time.


Erstwhile Yutes Raising Hell, Again.


Fnord is those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment.


All the Kings Stab.


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I recently ran a decent Wild West type game using pathfinder rules. I set it in the Mana Waste, gave it lots of wild west overtones. Firearms and cannon were prevalent. It was fun while it lasted.


Limey Learns to Kill XXXIII: Just Stop It, Limey.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
KenderKin wrote:
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
I told you so.
You're right, you win!
I accept! Good morning.

But I can't read.

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