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Forest Drake

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OK! Oh wait, you little devil... :wags finger at GT:

KahnyaGnorcs escapades with house plants was the inspiration for the song Percy the Puny Poinsettia.

Schism is banned for trying to paint the turkey green.

smelly, and by war I mean giant

of dragon halitosis.

the distant future. Future robot

turkey cooked the

The cranky Ghost

moments because, you know, lions. The war

The Lion Tamer was on hand to


local pet shop. This was unfortunate because

Killer Clowns from the Closet!!

Buddhist monks sometimes use Ventnors head to ring their prayer bells.

million time. Yet

to come involving

nutty flavor. Those allergic to

a glorious revolution of the enlightened and


UmpaLoompa retirement account. It had

Regarding Stabby

creature with the

. Johnny 5, imitating his favorite


And yet true

hive mind. Johnny 5 liked


And yet SP is banned for digging holes in the backyard looking for the tennis ball they buried in the front yard yesterday.

Didnt you have 99 lead balloons or am I thinking of something different?

KH is banned for lazing about on the cat tree all day and not doing your chores.

Banned for setting off the smoke detector when you came into the building.

*hands Ventnor a water pistol and Plutocat a 0.50 caliber Desert Eagle.*

GMB has heart worms and takes a special pill daily for it.

but no one cared, least of all

was neither a

and he is "alive!" Everyone

it's pie happiness would ensue.

hit "Scrub My

Pulg is of Scotch-Cherokee descent.

region by the

GMB prefers buttered scones with tea as his snack of choice before nap time.

Banned because something smells fishy....

They were shown MASH episodes

Yeah but the only songs they knew were children's rhymes and old Brian Adams ballads.

GMB was a taste tester for GT's new rump ointment.

No More Life for You: Part II Welcome to Undeath.

crash them together in a

dreadful and only

*begins playing Tiki drum music*

You Stab Me, I Stab you.

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