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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Must. resist. evangelizing. vine-ripened heirloom tomatoes...

My mom grows plenty of home-gardened fresh tomatoes. Still hate em. The taste of tomato just doesn't agree with my palate. It's why the only way I like it is when it's mixed with spices and other materials to become ketchup or salsa or pizza sauce or whatever.

And even then if there's still solid tomato chunks involved I leave them on the plate/in the bowl/jar.

{points accusingly:} <DONALD SUTHERLAND POD-PERSON SCREECH!>

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high G wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
How often are we interrupted and distracted from new ideas before being able to record them, due to intervention from parallel universe or time traveler, because that idea will have inevitably led to the total destruction of humanity?

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Tacticslion wrote:
Why are my posts out of chronological orde?

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Edit: How did my two posts switch places?

o0p$.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Long-winded coding gripe I'm not going to spoiler 'cause TacticsLion:

Don’t know why, but okay!

Also: hahahahahahahahah (I laugh because it explains why all the tears; that’s it for sure).

I will say, the idea has merit, but in math, programming, and language, there is abso-daggum-lutely a tendency toward errors based off of simple mistakes leading to large scale communication issues (and sometimes making these communication issues systemic: see, also, ModernPolitics(tm), forums, etc.) and the idea that anything can just “figure it out” without some level of clarity is... well, I’ll believe it when I see it consistently.

Then again, I’m strongly of the opinion that the “Daemon Sultan at the center of the universe” was probably just a big ol’ poorly-programmed Matrioshka brain and the “monotonous piping’s” just the control protocol satellites working to make sure it doesn’t “wake up” and fire its laser beam solar laser beam at the rest of reality. What I’m saying is that Lovecraft could have been avoided if programmers just used their daggum commas semicolons correctly. Dang it.

EDIT: the joys of irony. On the other hand, I’m not programming a matrioska brain, so.

Yes it’s a random aside, but, I mean, it makes sense. Also I wanted to talk about it. So there. And I may be sleep deprived. Quiet, you.

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Syrus Terrigan wrote:
Why can I not access the Recruitment forum??! *gripegrumblecuss*

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Drejk wrote:

Soooomeoooooneeee broke the forums!

*said in Tiny Tina's voice*

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Vanykrye wrote:
As long as the batteries didn't come from Missing No. Even used, those would be far too powerful to be placed in the hands of these genetically modified pod people.

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Tacticslion wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Woran wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Warning: rather bad language. That said, this is so daggum true about things like PF and SF.
I love how this poster was made by an alien, and drew the wrong amount of nipples on the man.
... I thought they were eyes...
They might be! That’s wonderful!

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Bill, Brain Collector wrote:
Deranged PETA Protester wrote:

Murderers! Murderers! You re all murderers!

*flails uselessly*

Perhaps I shouldn't have taken his brain...

Oh well, too late now!

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

My daughter was streaming a Disney movie this evening, when the playback stopped and it started buffering. She came to me and said something was wrong. When I asked what, she said "The movie is frozen." I went to check on it, and said "No, sweetie. This movie is Moana."

She was not amused.

yOu DoN't HaVe A DaUgThEr.
How dare you! My wife shall be most unhappy to hear you say this!
yOuR nOt MeRIraD!!

*You're

*married
Npoe Siad iT Eacxlty hOw i WNaetd it.
Oh. In that case: }┐Kr◘å║┼╬ ╝^◄ªƒ•

M¥ p€¤PГ£!


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Scintillae wrote:
incoherent gibbering

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AngryNerdRageDemon wrote:
Gr. Posts have vanished, I can't get them to show up, and I can't edit them. Luuuuuuuuuuuuuutfiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssk~!

H3y, ¡'m t#e +echμ0Гθgi©al h*rГ°r &er€!


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AngryNerdRageDemon wrote:
The Dreaded Lutefisk wrote:
I support this!

NO! NO! NOOOOO!

THIS USED TO BE A SAFE PLACE!

A SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFEEEE PLAAAAACCCEEE!

<gains fast healing when any creature within 100 feet suffers from wisdom or sanity damage or drain>

^_^


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Orthos wrote:
Vlaeros wrote:
Orthos, Post-Singularity wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Orthos, Post-Singularity wrote:
.....×;/!%/×&'€$/:;. Im sure there's irony to be found in this.
Well, yeah. There's a difference between waving it around and going without.

This is why we need robot bodies SAP! So things like this stop happening!

Also all the other benefits!

... robot bodies made of SAP?! What will the trees think?!
There's probably a joke to be had over a post promoting transhumanism being somewhat fumbled by autocorrect.

M¥ +im€ h@$ ©¤m£.


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It's that time again, boybles and gibbels!

It's beginning to look a lot like fish-men
Everywhere I go;
From the minute I got to town,
And started to look around,
I thought these ill-bred people's gillslits showed!
I'm beginning to hear a lot of fish-men
Right outside my door;
As I try to escape in fright,
To the moonlit Innsmouth night,
I can hear some more...

They speak with guttural croaks and to hear them provokes
A profound desire to flee;
Their eyes never blink and quite frankly they stink,
Like a carcass washed up from the sea!

I wish I'd paid attention to that crazy drunken man:
He tried to warn me all about old Marsh's Deep One clan...

It's beginning to look a lot like Fish-men
Everywhere I go;
They can dynamite Devil Reef,
But that'll bring no relief;
Y'ha N'thlei is deeper than they know!
I'll continue to see a lot of fish-men
That I guarantee:
For the fish-man I really fear
Is the one who's in the mirror,
And he looks like me!
He looks just like me!

Source


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The Vagrant Erudite wrote:
Wait. What is going on with the forums where Orthos can quote gran before gran's post is up?

!t is @ my$+€ry

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Orthos wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Man, this page that keeps having no posts on it, unless I'm trying to reply someone to make a post...

Yeah it does that to me sometimes as well.

Are we breaking the forum again? Is this the return of the era of the ghost post?

<_<


Madness will consume you!!


That which shall not be named wrote:
My Dreaming ends...Your Nightmare begins!

Look upon the true face of death, and know that your end comes soon!


Just a Mort wrote:
Also I think Cthulhu currently holds my little kitty soul. Though what a lawful kitty had to do with a Great Old One…uh I don’t know. It might have been too much C’Thun, C’Thun, C'Thun!

Death is close. Your courage will fail. Your friends will abandon you.

You are already dead.


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@wwww, but i+ was ju$t ge%%ing g00D!


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Forgotten All-Whey That Lurks wrote:
Orthos wrote:
FAWTL appears to have broken the forums again~
It is the way of the world.

4or-err0r &nd 3rror, @men.


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#*&F6eohe?


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Jus+ a t@d.


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I,m s+ay!ng on the co@sTl1ne like | pr0mi$ed!


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Here comes Azathoth! Here comes Azathoth! Right down Azathoth Lane!
Nyarlathotep and all his Shoggoths drivin' you insane!
Men are dreaming, children screaming; all their faces are white.
Gibber like mad and say your prayers, 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!

Here comes Azathoth! Here comes Azathoth! Right down Azathoth Lane!
There's his avatar, piping madly for that sanity drain!
Hear those victims gibber and die, oh unspeakable sight!
Jump in bed, cover up your head, 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!

Here comes Azathoth! Here comes Azathoth! Right down Azathoth Lane!
He doesn't care if you're rich or poor, 'cause he's completely insane!
Azathoth doesn't know you, children; we're to small for his sight.
So fill your hearts with dread and fear, 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!

Here comes Azathoth! Here comes Azathoth! Right down Azathoth Lane!
He'll come around when the pipes go out, and Apocalypse begins!
When he wakes the world will end, ceasing his dream of our light;
So chant "Iä! Hail! Blind Idiot God!" 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!

Here comes Azathoth! Here comes Azathoth! Right down Azathoth Lane!
Nyarlathotep and all his Shoggoths drivin' you insane!
Men are dreaming, children screaming; all their faces are white.
Gibber like mad and say your prayers, 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!

When he wakes the world will end, ceasing his dream of our light;
So chant "Iä! Hail! Blind Idiot God!" 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!
Yes Chant "Iä! Hail! Blind Idiot God!" 'cause Azathoth comes tonight!

Some verses courtesy Irregular Webcomic.


The Sideromancer wrote:
I have three modes when it comes to plot: "interesting enough to look up the lore," "meh," and "how much can I break this?" pokemon has usually been in the meh category, but having your setting have conventional nature emphasized over unconventional nature is a surefire way for me to bring out the proverbial jackhammer. Unfortunately for me, programming quality has improved.

>_>


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Just a Mort wrote:

That abomination from the deep looks delicious...

*licks chops*

*sprays cat with Water Gun*


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The King in Orange wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Rysky can't understand just great I am. I surround Myself with all the greatest people, and I use à̶̶͛̍͌͑͆̇̎͆̆̏̎͂́͘ļ̵̾ͪ̏̏ͣͫ̍͆ͦͭ̿̎ͧ̑̽͜͞͞l̷ͥͬͪ̆̍́̐̍̆̚͠ ̨̈́͊͋͆̓̄̿͜͝͞t̷̶̛̃̓̃̃̇̋̿͐̇͒̂͋͌͊͑̓̓͠ḩ̛̇ͮͣͮ͛͆̅͑͒͂̎̏ͮͭ̉͑̀͜͡ȅ̡͌̉ͧ̾ͪ̄̉͏̀͢ ̨͗̽̅ͥ̏ͧ͂͗̈́ͭ̀b̶ͭͣ̄̐͋͆̇̕͜e͒͒̏͒͐́͐̃̾ͭ͑̕͞s͆ͬͭ̾̈́̋́̚͡͡ţ̧͊̍ͫ̉̇̎̐́̀̚͏ ̸̨̢̄̆ͭͨͪ̌̎̒̔ͪͨ́ͫ͛̇̎ͥͯ̀͞w̵̢͒̆ͣ̂͟͠ơͮ͗͛͆̈́̊̽ͧ͂̆̅͜͜͠r̨̐̔͐̒̊̉͑͡d̷̨̛͒ͨͩͤ͋̂̅ͤͭs̊ͯͨ ̷ͥ̒̋͝. My cult following has brought a truly great hivemind group of people together, top notch people, and we're going to build the classiest yugest Wall of Souls across the Prime Material. It'll keep out those bad nasty celestials, most of whom are just criminals, their summoners will be punished, and I'm gonna make the Upper Planes pay for it.

... I blame Cosmo because I'm not sure if I should ia! or not....


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GM_Beernorg wrote:
Clocktu, verata, NECK TIE!

*OMINOUS RUMBLING*


Cort Odekirk wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Quote:
with JIRAs
Not familiar with that particular acronym.

Juggled Incident Revenge Application

Once you get used to the tentacles it's pretty efficient.

I see! C@rry on good s!r.


Why not for the brains? It's not like any of the parties are using them.


Ia! Ia!!

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