paizo.com Recent Posts by Miss Kittypaizo.com Recent Posts by Miss Kitty2016-05-04T22:51:02Z2016-05-04T22:51:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4987?Deep-6-FaWtL#2493482020-07-22T05:38:26Z2020-07-21T20:03:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Vagrant Erudite wrote:</div><blockquote> Or at least a lid for your cup. </blockquote><p>He has an energetic kitten/young cat. There is no lid that is 100% cat proof. <span class=tiny>Or angel proof, probably.</span>
<p>I'd go with the waterproof keyboard. And a decoy keyboard• for the cat.</p>
<p>• Note to self: Invent a decoy keyboard for cats that gets as warm as a laptop power brick.</p>The Vagrant Erudite wrote:Or at least a lid for your cup.
He has an energetic kitten/young cat. There is no lid that is 100% cat proof. Or angel proof, probably. I'd go with the waterproof keyboard. And a decoy keyboard* for the cat.
* Note to self: Invent a decoy keyboard for cats that gets as warm as a laptop power brick.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2020-07-21T20:03:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I have created a mod-proof threadMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42ra3&page=12?I-have-created-a-modproof-thread#5742020-04-24T10:47:24Z2020-04-07T06:55:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dogfort Communications Officer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Phillip Gastone wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm going to offer illegal advice! Steal things! Also pillage! Videotape things without written consent! </blockquote><p>Rampage!
<p><i><gently pushes empty coffee cup onto grass next to "Keep Off the Grass" sign></i> </blockquote><p>Hey, hey, hey! That's a feline union job! {<i>goes back to pushing all the packs of toilet paper off the supermarket shelf</i>}Dogfort Communications Officer wrote:Phillip Gastone wrote: I'm going to offer illegal advice! Steal things! Also pillage! Videotape things without written consent!
Rampage! Hey, hey, hey! That's a feline union job! {goes back to pushing all the packs of toilet paper off the supermarket shelf}Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2020-04-07T06:55:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3941?Deep-6-FaWtL#1970012018-06-28T01:47:48Z2018-06-26T18:38:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Just a Mort wrote:</div><blockquote> Now its 81 F and I just ate half a honeydew. </blockquote><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8edVU2eo3AY" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Sekrit melon massacre footage</a>
<p>Edit: Nekkid munching?</p>Just a Mort wrote:Now its 81 F and I just ate half a honeydew.
Sekrit melon massacre footage Edit: Nekkid munching?Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-06-26T18:38:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3938?Deep-6-FaWtL#1968852018-06-25T22:46:38Z2018-06-25T18:14:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Cover Turtle wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •wobbles by•</p>
<p>I'm saddened by missing nude kitty… </blockquote><p><a href="https://imgur.com/usMB37l" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Gratuitous nude kitty photo</a>.Cover Turtle wrote:*wobbles by*
I'm saddened by missing nude kitty…
Gratuitous nude kitty photo.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-06-25T18:14:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3937?Deep-6-FaWtL#1968142018-06-24T20:01:21Z2018-06-24T15:45:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> How weird would it be if our ears had to blink? </blockquote>Now we have to define what ear blinking would be technically we do have little shutters in our ears that help to keep our ears from being damaged they kind of blink. Now if were talking about the ears just randomly coming together that would be pretty sick. </blockquote>I picture it as the ear having to periodically fold into itself like an ugly taco. </blockquote><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Fj8ovuy6fqc?t=27" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ear "blinking", kitten style</a>gran rey de los mono wrote:Vidmaster7 wrote: gran rey de los mono wrote: How weird would it be if our ears had to blink?
Now we have to define what ear blinking would be technically we do have little shutters in our ears that help to keep our ears from being damaged they kind of blink. Now if were talking about the ears just randomly coming together that would be pretty sick. I picture it as the ear having to periodically fold into itself like an ugly taco. Ear "blinking", kitten styleMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-06-24T15:45:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Kitty Thread.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ues5&page=2?The-Kitty-Thread#912017-08-31T18:05:05Z2017-08-31T18:05:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> One of the kittens that we are fostering ate her (his?) dinner and then clawed its way up the couch and went to sleep in the blanket. </blockquote><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BROdB1vAYHE/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Like this?</a>Sharoth wrote:One of the kittens that we are fostering ate her (his?) dinner and then clawed its way up the couch and went to sleep in the blanket.
Like this?Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-08-31T18:05:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Threadlock RefugeesMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxmi&page=14?Threadlock-Refugees#6622017-06-22T21:31:14Z2017-06-22T03:49:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Mad Comrade wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Limeylongears wrote:</div><blockquote> What if they were goblin kittens from the Elemental Plane of Fire? </blockquote>Step up your game to <i>cone of cold</i>. ;) </blockquote><p><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/Sqeco" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><i><s>decanter</s> cardboard box of endless kittens</i></a>?The Mad Comrade wrote:Limeylongears wrote: What if they were goblin kittens from the Elemental Plane of Fire?
Step up your game to cone of cold. ;) decanter cardboard box of endless kittens?Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-06-22T03:49:01ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Core races-all announced?Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u833?Core-racesall-announced#432017-03-14T14:56:00Z2017-03-14T14:56:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">sanwah68 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I want Catfolk.....just so I can use this Figure:<a href="http://store.bombshellminis.com/33007-counterblast-lancer-clipper/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Clipper</a>
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</blockquote><p>While you're waiting for <i>Starfinder</i>, you can still play a <a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/cuseB" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Small catfloof</a> in <i>Pathfinder</i>.sanwah68 wrote:I want Catfolk.....just so I can use this Figure:Clipper
While you're waiting for Starfinder, you can still play a Small catfloof in Pathfinder.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-03-14T14:56:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=114?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#56822016-09-02T18:43:24Z2016-09-01T12:38:42Z<p>I blame Cosmo for the Raise of the Poodle Lards.</p>I blame Cosmo for the Raise of the Poodle Lards.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-09-01T12:38:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2911?Deep-6-FaWtL#1455292016-08-20T18:17:57Z2016-08-20T17:29:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote> The worst thing that happened to Tammy was her dog getting kicked. </blockquote><p><a href="http://lazerhorse.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Cat-Fighting-Its-Self-Idiotic-Cat.gif" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Who did the kicking?</a>captain yesterday wrote:The worst thing that happened to Tammy was her dog getting kicked.
Who did the kicking?Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-08-20T17:29:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=113?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#56362016-09-03T21:41:03Z2016-08-18T21:05:40Z<p>Many times when I'm not 100% certain on a word's spelling or meaning, I drop it into Google to check. I was pretty sure "clowder" was the correct word for a group of cats, so checked Google, and confirmed it. Except... I also got a single hit for a "clam clowder" recipe. Sure enough, further Googling uncovered <i>many</i> recipes for "clam clowder". I know it's a typo, I assume it's typo and I'm not going to click links to confirm it, but still: Yuck.</p>
<p>I blame Cosmo for my curiosity killing my appetite.</p>Many times when I'm not 100% certain on a word's spelling or meaning, I drop it into Google to check. I was pretty sure "clowder" was the correct word for a group of cats, so checked Google, and confirmed it. Except... I also got a single hit for a "clam clowder" recipe. Sure enough, further Googling uncovered many recipes for "clam clowder". I know it's a typo, I assume it's typo and I'm not going to click links to confirm it, but still: Yuck.
I blame Cosmo for my curiosity killing my...Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-08-18T21:05:40ZForums: Product Discussion: Simon's Cat: The Card GameMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9ic1/discuss?Simons-Cat-The-Card-Game#12016-08-16T14:25:08Z2016-08-16T14:25:08Z<p>Oooo, want!</p>Oooo, want!Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-08-16T14:25:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2903?Deep-6-FaWtL#1451232016-08-09T13:33:37Z2016-08-09T11:50:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Doomkitten wrote:</div><blockquote>And, because I'm feeling nice, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EEtGLLDhNY&index=19&list=PL90229471516D05ED" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">a treat for you</a>, Freehold. </blockquote><p>{<i><a href="http://i.imgur.com/o0vd1Jg.gif?noredirect" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">dances (poorly)</a></i>}The Doomkitten wrote:And, because I'm feeling nice, a treat for you, Freehold.
{dances (poorly)}Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-08-09T11:50:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Adorbageddon BeginsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tqpn?Adorbageddon-Begins#242016-07-09T15:28:10Z2016-07-08T05:03:30Z<p><a href="http://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/behind-the-gifs/the-cat-and-the-wizard-kat-swenski/viewer?title_no=658&episode_no=35" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">"Bestow upon me the wonders of the cosmos..."</a></p>"Bestow upon me the wonders of the cosmos..."Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-07-08T05:03:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Adorbageddon BeginsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tqpn?Adorbageddon-Begins#32016-06-25T00:34:51Z2016-06-23T09:37:55Z<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BDju0KLMzvp/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Nom nom nom… Wait… What?</a></p>Nom nom nom… Wait… What?Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-23T09:37:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2861?Deep-6-FaWtL#1430502016-06-22T00:11:09Z2016-06-21T19:12:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">SomethingsomethingCaracal wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm a tiger. </blockquote><p>Babou, Serpentine! <span class=tiny>(non-sequitur-ish , I know, but seemed appropriate after all the lines & queues discussion.)</span>SomethingsomethingCaracal wrote:I'm a tiger.
Babou, Serpentine! (non-sequitur-ish , I know, but seemed appropriate after all the lines & queues discussion.)Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-21T19:12:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Adventures of YouTube!Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hgbc&page=20?The-Adventures-of-YouTube#9802016-06-01T18:31:54Z2016-06-01T18:23:21Z<p><a href="https://twitter.com/yuto0812127/status/734696373807812608" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Lazy cat slinkys self down stairs</a></p>Lazy cat slinkys self down stairsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-01T18:23:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Adventures of YouTube!Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hgbc&page=20?The-Adventures-of-YouTube#9772016-05-13T19:29:27Z2016-05-13T18:45:30Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVXK81cRDkc" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Abandoned Paralyzed Kitten Found In Mac and Cheese Box Gets Lego Wheelchair</a></p>Abandoned Paralyzed Kitten Found In Mac and Cheese Box Gets Lego WheelchairMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-05-13T18:45:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2811?Deep-6-FaWtL#1405482016-05-01T00:27:54Z2016-04-30T23:41:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> I recently bought a new small garbage can for my office area, but I keep finding my cats in it. Apparently what I actually bought was a cat bed. :) </blockquote><p>Yes, small garbage cans are almost as perfect as <a href="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b5/6d/31/b56d31db9b555c92cc303b524853e1de.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">cardboard boxes</a>.
<p>I was reading about how people responding to cats in trouble <a href="http://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/04/25/cats-in-trouble-washing-bags-and-visual-kei-bands-what-do-these-three-things-have-in-common/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">use mesh washing bags to restrain them without causing stress</a>, which was a new idea to me. I'm thinking about stopping by the closeouts store on Monday and buying a mesh pop-open/pop-up laundry bag for our remaining cat as a semi-private "<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunting_blind" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><s>duck</s> people blind</a>"/cat fort.</p>lynora wrote:I recently bought a new small garbage can for my office area, but I keep finding my cats in it. Apparently what I actually bought was a cat bed. :)
Yes, small garbage cans are almost as perfect as cardboard boxes. I was reading about how people responding to cats in trouble use mesh washing bags to restrain them without causing stress, which was a new idea to me. I'm thinking about stopping by the closeouts store on Monday and buying a mesh pop-open/pop-up laundry bag for our...Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-04-30T23:41:55ZRe: Forums: Miniatures: Paizo Blog: Good Bad DogsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5liqs?Good-Bad-Dogs#62016-04-30T01:42:56Z2016-04-28T18:48:00Z<p>Still no dire corgi. Rats.</p>Still no dire corgi. Rats.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-04-28T18:48:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all!Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s9dl&page=35?-Ask-Rysky-anything-anything-at-all#17222016-04-06T19:58:15Z2016-04-04T22:56:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Emperor Floyd wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:</div><blockquote> I don't like sunshine... =-_-= </blockquote>I don't like Sunshine either. We must stop this lie. </blockquote><p>I really liked <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448134/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><i>Sunshine</i></a>, except for the stupid crazy slasher ending part. I didn't even mind the weird premise, involving q-balls converting the solar matter into something exotic or something. I still cry at the end of the "shield repairs" scene.Emperor Floyd wrote:Devoted Pet Kitty wrote: I don't like sunshine... =-_-=
I don't like Sunshine either. We must stop this lie. I really liked Sunshine, except for the stupid crazy slasher ending part. I didn't even mind the weird premise, involving q-balls converting the solar matter into something exotic or something. I still cry at the end of the "shield repairs" scene.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-04-04T22:56:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Your Political Discussions in Non-Word ExclamationsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2thib&page=2?Your-Political-Discussions-in-NonWord#852016-04-01T14:46:10Z2016-03-27T04:53:34Z<p>{<i>harks up hairball</i>}</p>{harks up hairball}Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-27T04:53:34ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path #109: In Search of Sanity (Strange Aeons 1 of 6) (PFRPG)Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9nry/discuss&page=5?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-109-In-Search-of-Sanity#2332017-02-13T18:13:16Z2016-03-14T01:03:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">FiddlersGreen wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Has anyone seen my pet kitty Hastur?</p>
<p><b>"Haaas-turrr. Hastur? Hastur!"</b> </blockquote><p>The judges would also have accepted <i>Hastur, Pussycat! Ia! Ia!</i>FiddlersGreen wrote:Has anyone seen my pet kitty Hastur?
"Haaas-turrr. Hastur? Hastur!"
The judges would also have accepted Hastur, Pussycat! Ia! Ia!Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-14T01:03:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2713?Deep-6-FaWtL#1356332016-01-29T00:56:07Z2016-01-28T20:28:40Z<p>{<i>fails Will save vs. Courtfool mind control</i>} </p>
<p>{<i>in monotone</i>:} You should play HERO. It is the best.</p>{fails Will save vs. Courtfool mind control}
{in monotone:} You should play HERO. It is the best.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-01-28T20:28:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2712?Deep-6-FaWtL#1355942016-01-27T19:30:31Z2016-01-27T18:26:50Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> OK. Re-reading it, it really is politics and such. If you'd rather I delete it, just let me know within the hour and I'll remove it. After that, I'm sure we can flag down Chris and have her destroy it.</p>
<p></blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>is at work</span>
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>bike in scabbard grows lambent </span></p>
<p>Wha? The bike is glowing! It must sense something. </p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>brandishes bike </span></p>
<p>Bike of Fawtl, give me sight beyond sight! </p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>looks in spoiler </span></p>
<p>It's toeing the line...hmm...best to delete than to risk flaming bikes being thrown at you. </blockquote><p>Reeerrrr, Freehold-O, you did it! We're safe once again, snarf, snarf! {<i>cue chorus singing FaWTLCats theme</i>}Freehold DM wrote:NobodysHome wrote:OK. Re-reading it, it really is politics and such. If you'd rather I delete it, just let me know within the hour and I'll remove it. After that, I'm sure we can flag down Chris and have her destroy it.
is at work
bike in scabbard grows lambent Wha? The bike is glowing! It must sense something.
brandishes bike
Bike of Fawtl, give me sight beyond sight!
looks in spoiler
It's toeing the line...hmm...best to delete than to risk flaming bikes being...Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-01-27T18:26:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2671?Deep-6-FaWtL#1335072015-12-30T02:15:03Z2015-12-27T21:31:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote><p> One (or two) of which should be monsters.</p>
<p>Well I have one monster on drawing board (metaphorically, I don't draw... much). </blockquote><p>Since it's for the River Kingdoms, maybe a fey version of one (or more) of <a href="http://listverse.com/2015/12/14/10-strange-and-mystical-cats-people-believed-in/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">these cats</a>? Bonus points if they can be gained as a familiar.Drejk wrote:One (or two) of which should be monsters.
Well I have one monster on drawing board (metaphorically, I don't draw... much).
Since it's for the River Kingdoms, maybe a fey version of one (or more) of these cats? Bonus points if they can be gained as a familiar.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-12-27T21:31:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=92?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#45612015-10-22T17:43:11Z2015-10-22T04:48:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">John Kretzer wrote:</div><blockquote> I Blame Cosmo for the extreme drama my niece has created today...I got woken up by her yelling at her bf over the phone...and it just got worse from there. </blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">John Kretzer wrote:</div><blockquote> I Blame Cosmo for...my older Sister and older brother were going out to dinner...I said I would like to go so they decided to pick a place they knew I would not like. </blockquote><p>I blame Cosmo that Calgone has twice refused to take Master Kretzer and Floyd away.John Kretzer wrote:I Blame Cosmo for the extreme drama my niece has created today...I got woken up by her yelling at her bf over the phone...and it just got worse from there.
John Kretzer wrote:I Blame Cosmo for...my older Sister and older brother were going out to dinner...I said I would like to go so they decided to pick a place they knew I would not like.
I blame Cosmo that Calgone has twice refused to take Master Kretzer and Floyd away.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-10-22T04:48:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2481?Deep-6-FaWtL#1240322015-09-06T19:51:03Z2015-09-06T08:46:39Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExZ0i04pSeY" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Could be worse.</a></p>Could be worse.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-09-06T08:46:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Who has the most aliases/how many do you haveMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2st9q&page=2?Who-has-the-most-aliaseshow-many-do-you-have#532015-08-09T23:12:36Z2015-08-09T23:12:36Z<p>I'm a little surprised you have a "Cheryl Tunt" alias, but not one for Babou.</p>I'm a little surprised you have a "Cheryl Tunt" alias, but not one for Babou.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-08-09T23:12:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=85?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#42372015-07-18T17:41:48Z2015-07-18T01:12:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">John Kretzer wrote:</div><blockquote> I Blame Cosmo for yet again being invaded by my brother's kids. </blockquote><p>I blame Cosmo that Master Kretzer has not supplied Floyd with at least a cardboard pillbox and Nerf machine gun to repel the dread invaders.John Kretzer wrote:I Blame Cosmo for yet again being invaded by my brother's kids.
I blame Cosmo that Master Kretzer has not supplied Floyd with at least a cardboard pillbox and Nerf machine gun to repel the dread invaders.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-07-18T01:12:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A civil discussion of issues with Thejeff, Steve and othersMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sfkr?A-civil-discussion-of-issues-with-Thejeff#102015-07-11T22:54:10Z2015-07-11T21:18:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote> It's kind of like dog years, except much shorter. Except Twinkie years. Those go a bit longer. </blockquote><p>Now I want to feed Twinkies to my neighbor's dog to make him immortal.Kobold Cleaver wrote:It's kind of like dog years, except much shorter. Except Twinkie years. Those go a bit longer.
Now I want to feed Twinkies to my neighbor's dog to make him immortal.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-07-11T21:18:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=204?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#101892015-06-20T18:55:35Z2015-06-20T18:55:35Z<p>No, I briefly saw Courtfool too. I think he must be trapped in the Tholians' interphasic-spatial rift while he was investigating the marooned USS Defiant. {<i>goes back to writing Kirk/TJ Hooker/Denny Crane poly slashfic</i>}</p>No, I briefly saw Courtfool too. I think he must be trapped in the Tholians' interphasic-spatial rift while he was investigating the marooned USS Defiant. {goes back to writing Kirk/TJ Hooker/Denny Crane poly slashfic}Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-06-20T18:55:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=204?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#101822015-06-18T19:32:46Z2015-06-18T19:32:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CourtFool wrote:</div><blockquote> What's going on here?! </blockquote><p>{<i>spit-takes catnip mojito</i>} HOLY S~$•! Courtfool?!
<p>{<i>sideeyes mojito</i>} Damn, that's some powerful 'nip if I'm hallucinating him. And those government-sponsored chemtrails wafting out of CDP's butt.</p>CourtFool wrote:What's going on here?!
{spit-takes catnip mojito} HOLY S%!!! Courtfool?! {sideeyes mojito} Damn, that's some powerful 'nip if I'm hallucinating him. And those government-sponsored chemtrails wafting out of CDP's butt.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-06-18T19:32:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=81?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#40162015-06-13T21:51:27Z2015-06-13T21:51:27Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">John Kretzer wrote:</div><blockquote> I Blame Cosmo that my cat Floyd did not come home this morning like he usually does. I am not writing him off yet... as my brother is up with his kids and Floyd hates them( well he only really likes me but he can tolerate most people except for little kids), but I am slightly worried. </blockquote><p>I sincerely hope Floyd makes it home safely and gives you extra affection by way of an apology.
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tels wrote:</div><blockquote>I blame Cosmo for John delusionally believing cats actually <i>like</i> people. </blockquote><p>Cats like to play aloof and act picky, but they are often very affectionate when they choose to be.John Kretzer wrote:I Blame Cosmo that my cat Floyd did not come home this morning like he usually does. I am not writing him off yet... as my brother is up with his kids and Floyd hates them( well he only really likes me but he can tolerate most people except for little kids), but I am slightly worried.
I sincerely hope Floyd makes it home safely and gives you extra affection by way of an apology. Tels wrote:I blame Cosmo for John delusionally believing cats actually like people.
Cats like...Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-06-13T21:51:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=204?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#101692015-05-12T15:36:51Z2015-05-12T15:36:51Z<p>{<i>puffs away on catnip hookah</i>}</p>{puffs away on catnip hookah}Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-05-12T15:36:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: :?Submit _Worthy_ Questions For Kobold Cleaver Here,.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8ct&page=2?Submit-Worthy-Questions-For-Kobold-Cleaver-Here#612015-05-03T01:03:33Z2015-05-02T20:39:07Z<p>Yep, kobolds are weaker than human commoners.</p>Yep, kobolds are weaker than human commoners.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-05-02T20:39:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=204?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#101632015-04-21T14:22:04Z2015-04-21T14:22:04Z<p>Ah, AH! By RAW, what do I do?! I don't have a copy of <i>Poodlefinder Unleashed</i>!!!</p>Ah, AH! By RAW, what do I do?! I don't have a copy of Poodlefinder Unleashed!!!Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-04-21T14:22:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=204?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#101592015-04-20T17:32:56Z2015-04-20T17:32:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Monday Monster wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:</div><blockquote> Oh, hello Monday. F•+$ you, and the MoMo you rode in on. </blockquote><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4cBRJXSNso" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Why do you talk to me like that when you know I'll punt you?</a> </blockquote><p>{<i>in best Boddicker impersonation (rather poorly done, actually)</i>:} Can you fly, MoMo?
<p>{<i><a href="http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/2968180/can-you-fly-bobby-o.gif" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">pretend tosses MoMo from imaginary van into imaginary traffic</a></i>}</p>The Monday Monster wrote:Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Oh, hello Monday. F*+$ you, and the MoMo you rode in on.
Why do you talk to me like that when you know I'll punt you? {in best Boddicker impersonation (rather poorly done, actually):} Can you fly, MoMo? {pretend tosses MoMo from imaginary van into imaginary traffic}Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-04-20T17:32:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Peck Peck PeckMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkht&page=20?Peck-Peck-Peck#9812015-04-18T09:00:32Z2015-04-18T09:00:32Z<p>{<i>chows down on <a href="http://barbaras.com/products/puffins-family/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">puffins</a> for breakfast</i>}</p>{chows down on puffins for breakfast}Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-04-18T09:00:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=204?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#101532015-04-03T03:22:59Z2015-04-03T03:22:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ceaser Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> Eagerly waiting to see what sort of chaos ensues when you cross Miss Kitty with the Humpday Monster. </blockquote><p>{<i>coolly smoking a clove cigarette and sipping a catnip mojito</i>} Nah, I never forget to wear protection. {<i>points at flea collar</i>} See? Can't have kittens.Ceaser Slaad wrote:Eagerly waiting to see what sort of chaos ensues when you cross Miss Kitty with the Humpday Monster.
{coolly smoking a clove cigarette and sipping a catnip mojito} Nah, I never forget to wear protection. {points at flea collar} See? Can't have kittens.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-04-03T03:22:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=203?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#101492015-04-01T16:08:22Z2015-04-01T16:08:22Z<p>Hey, this year, April Courtfool's fell on a Hump Day!</p>Hey, this year, April Courtfool's fell on a Hump Day!Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-04-01T16:08:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=203?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#101482015-03-26T14:35:21Z2015-03-26T14:35:21Z<p>Dang it, we all slept through Hump Day. Maybe my narcolepsy is contagious? Or there might be a gas leak in here?</p>Dang it, we all slept through Hump Day. Maybe my narcolepsy is contagious? Or there might be a gas leak in here?Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-26T14:35:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=203?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#101452015-03-24T06:48:13Z2015-03-24T06:48:13Z<p>Butt sniffing is a dog's life. And you smell of anchovies.</p>Butt sniffing is a dog's life. And you smell of anchovies.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-24T06:48:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=203?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#101402015-03-18T23:09:51Z2015-03-18T23:09:51Z<p>Not even your Hippeh chew toy?</p>Not even your Hippeh chew toy?Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-18T23:09:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=203?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#101352015-03-17T01:16:44Z2015-03-17T01:16:44Z<p>{<i>wakes up from extended narcoleptic nap</i>} Frenchy, moi? Zhat is outrageous! I am Catalonian on my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former kennelmate's side.</p>{wakes up from extended narcoleptic nap} Frenchy, moi? Zhat is outrageous! I am Catalonian on my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former kennelmate's side.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-17T01:16:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2338?Deep-6-FaWtL#1168592015-03-15T20:30:57Z2015-03-15T20:30:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">David M Mallon wrote:</div><blockquote> Trying to get musicians to respond to e-mail messages is like trying to herd cats on meth. </blockquote>Like? </blockquote><p>{<i>drops bag of blue kitty litter</i>} I am the one who caterwauls.Drejk wrote:David M Mallon wrote: Trying to get musicians to respond to e-mail messages is like trying to herd cats on meth.
Like? {drops bag of blue kitty litter} I am the one who caterwauls.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-15T20:30:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereMiss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=68?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#33572015-03-13T17:14:51Z2015-03-12T18:40:22Z<p>I also blame Cosmo for poor Floyd needing to go to the vet, and for poor Master Kretzer not having a <i>ring of regeneration</i>.</p>I also blame Cosmo for poor Floyd needing to go to the vet, and for poor Master Kretzer not having a ring of regeneration.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-12T18:40:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I am sorry Heathansson !!!Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hitq&page=16?I-am-sorry-Heathansson#7542015-03-03T18:04:23Z2015-03-03T18:04:23Z<p>Tastes like gold and white!</p>Tastes like gold and white!Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-03T18:04:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I am sorry Heathansson !!!Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hitq&page=16?I-am-sorry-Heathansson#7522015-03-03T16:13:44Z2015-03-03T16:13:44Z<p>Why did you pick up a level in necromancer, KC? It's a mechanically inferior class option.</p>Why did you pick up a level in necromancer, KC? It's a mechanically inferior class option.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-03T16:13:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Did you know...?Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxcj&page=60?Did-you-know#29932015-02-22T04:38:16Z2015-02-21T22:36:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote> Life is like a roll of toilet paper. the closer you get to the end the faster it goes.</blockquote><p>{<i>bats roll of toilet paper to watch it unspool on the floor</i>} Therefore, it is reasonable to assume that "owning" (HA!) a cat shortens your life.BigNorseWolf wrote:Life is like a roll of toilet paper. the closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
{bats roll of toilet paper to watch it unspool on the floor} Therefore, it is reasonable to assume that "owning" (HA!) a cat shortens your life.Miss Kitty (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-02-21T22:36:49Z