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Ethereal Marauder

Miss Kitty's page

401 posts. Alias of Slaad-Barr.


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Freehold DM wrote:
I do know at least one person who I was acquainted with in high school was amazed that there were pigeons going uneaten in ny. To him, it was the same thing as herds of bovines going uneaten as they wandered through the street.

That's silly... everyone in NYC knows that the herds of bovines move silently beneath the streets.

And the herds of cats travel by pneumatic tubes.


Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:

Lesson learned from last nights PFS game, There are packs of chihuahuas running wild in northern mexico, apparently these "swarms" swell to over 1100 in size.

I am so using a chihuahua swarm against my group, just gotta figure out the particulars damage special abilities and such any suggestions

Chihuahuas get tremble as a free action.


Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Alleran wrote:
(So do cats, by the way. I'm quite certain that the only reason they don't evolve thumbs is because if they did, they'd have to do more work themselves.)
QFT
Cats with thumbs

You're all lucky most of us are drunk off our butts down here in the Keys.

{looks around for caretaker} You, Hoo-man! Fetch me another mojito and then move my chaise longue back into the sun.


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Yelling Bird wrote:
ENJOY YOUR F##~ING TURKEY!

Wait, wha?! Turkey is for eating, not f~+$ing.

Unless you've been invited to the Poodle Lords clubhouse, in which case, EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!


I am sorry for freaking out when I see a mirror.

And for my inner monologue being in French.


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Adorable Fuzzball wrote:
Nyan Cat wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
A cat uses its whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through.
And then we flip a coin, and on Tails, we try to squeeze in anyways.

And 75% of the time, make it anyway.

I love being an Ooze.

[/linkified]

Hmmm, a sentient slime mold-ish critter that oozes under doors and through mouseholes, and has a Small animal alternate form. "Waitaminute! That's not fur! Ewwww!"


The War on Unicorns is a psyops misdirection by the Illuminati Anunnaki/Reptilians to keep the sheeple from investigating the truth behind !!!!111!1Eleventy-One Dimensions/Yarn Theory.


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zylphryx wrote:
thunderspirit wrote:
Erik Keith wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:

From last night:

[redacted]: Customer Service has gone home. I'm going to go through their stuff.

Trying to press the advantage while Cosmo is on vacation? I doubt they got past our impregnible defenses. Cosmo trained us to be prepared.
ARRGH! Cardboard fort! We are vanquished!

What, you don't have a +3 adamantine boxcutter?

Works great to defeat the power of cardboard defenses.

Packing tape of the Warehousers works even better if you just want to lay siege ...

Bah, we are well prepared for such defenses!

General Anh'Purr, notify Commander Fuzzytoes to dispatch two squads of the 501st Laser Cat Troopers.

Also, be alert for the two-legger Schneider. If he has somehow trapped himself in the warehouse this year, we must be ready to implement psy-ops again... we will need his thumbs to open all the tuna cans that The Bulmahn has hidden in the vault.


Is there any truth to the rumor that you, Honey Badger, and Taig will be in a new summer action film filled with Baysplosions, John Woo-style gun ballet, and Drunken Badger kung-fu?


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Samnell wrote:
I used to plan for the zombie apocalypse, but lately I've found Kittenageddon more fun.

{purrs} When Gotham Iz Ashez, We Vill Nomz Ur Bwainz Last.


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(quoting a friend:) "Seals are just dog mermaids."


Kthulhu wrote:
Umbral Reaver wrote:

Oh, no. I'm not saying it's insignificant at all.

Just don't start expecting time travel and antigravity within your lifetime.

It's the 2nd half of 2012. Where the F+*+ is my flying car?

We don't even have hoverboards yet! But there are already several flying cars to choose from: the PAL-V, the Terrafugia Transition, and (maybe) the Moller SkyCar. Just beware the 501st NyanCat Airborne NecroBorg Troopers.


{mysteriously re-appears in Schrödinger's litter box} I'm sure one of the poodles can help you with the "rain" if you really want it.


Name him Spooky.


MoMojuice!


MoMojuice...


Hmmm...

{whispers:} MoMojuice...


{stops clapping} So, clapping means he lives? Curses! No wonder that b!+%% Tinkerbell survived.


Wait, is this like Tinkerbell? Should we applaud? {claps paws}


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Moo? I iz a cow. There are no poodles or cats here. Er, I mean, moo. Moo, moo, MOO.


Cockapoo wrote:
It's ok, CDP. I don't think the kitten's French.

She might be. Is her name Penelope Pussycat?


Isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall?


AbsolutGrndZer0 wrote:
*Casts Enlarge Monster on the kitten... making it a normal sized cat* Sic em, Fluffy!

Hey, baby, how you doing? [/Joey]


{begins brainstorming "Yo Vegepygmy So Fat" jokes}


Rats. If you were polydactyl, you could stop by my homies in Key West for a couple free rounds of daiquiris.


{throws candy necklace at CDP} Isn't this Shrove Humpday?


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Ah, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.


Darth Knight wrote:

~Kills Humpday Monster~

I shall take his remains and turn him into a bird bath.

It's ok, he'll rise from the dead in seven days, returning to hump his Chosen Canines.

Also, you have a lot of misdirected anger, you big Sithy. You should find a less stressful hobby and relax. Repeat after me: "Serenity now!"


That's it, show him who's Alpha WedMo!


{wakes up, scootches over into sunbeam, goes back to sleep}


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I was Friday'd once. {nibbles some of CDP's pills, takes swig of booze}


{staggers in, shakes off dirt} That musta been one helluva catnip bender... I just woke up buried in the neighbor's landscaping next to an empty Doritos bag.


"Memory
All alone in the moonlight
Hulk can smile at the old days
Hulk was beautiful then
Hulk remember
The time Hulk knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again"


Hey MoMo, Blockbuster called and said you are already a week late returning that Poodles Behaving Badly IX DVD.


The Monday Monster wrote:
Oh $&*^!!! I better get out of here before I'm next! *teleports out*

Giving up the fight so quickly, MoMo JoJo? Maybe you really are French? Or you play for the Miami Dolphins.


Kelsey is banned because there is a 0.00001% chance she might play an RPG race that I don't approve of. :)


3.5 Loyalist wrote:
Ahhh, that's funny. Because I am more influenced by French semiotics in this statement. Was McCarthy into semiotics too? Or am I like McCarthy because I disagree with you, and am pointing to what is very obvious and very common. Anyone can search furry, right now.

Dude, it's the Internet. Anyone can find porn related to anything at anytime.

If you don't like "furry" stuff in your RPG, that's fine. But catfolk are in the Bestiary 3 and the Dragon Empires Gazetteer. By canon, they are in Garund. It's a done deal. Nobody is making you play your version of Pathfinder/Golarion with catfolk or ratfolk or half-orcs or elves or dragons or whatever.

If you are the only one seeing Pathfinder/Golarion catfolk as yiff-material, then the problem isn't with the rest of us...


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You know, I've never played a catfolk, didn't really care one way or the other. But now... now, I want to play one. It'll just be ranger or barbarian build of some sort.

There won't ever be any yiffing or fetishism going on. But the "potential" to do so will always be there.

Always. be. there.

Lurking. Waiting.

The idea that at least one specific someone somewhere is having Fredric Wertham-conniptions because I might be "playing an RPG/having fun wrong"... that's too tantalizing to resist.


3.5 Loyalist wrote:
Miss Kitty wrote:
Amaranthine Witch wrote:


Deviantart and in particular this author, has images of animal people that you can use.
On Deviant Art, there are several excellent images by Vshen: Tygra, Cheetara 1, Cheetara 2, Panthro 1, and Panthro 2. And these by Dave Rapoza: Lion-O 1, Lion-O 2, and Cheetara.
Fetish material for sure, even when not-nude. Yep, can't take paizo's catfolk decision seriously. Such a bad move.

Wait, what?! How is any of those images considered "fetish material"? If you don't want catfolk or similiar races in your campaign, that's fine. But please don't label everyone that does a fetishist.

Not that there's anything wrong with fetishes... just not at the Pathfinder gaming table.


Amaranthine Witch wrote:
Ravingdork wrote:
As far as the internet is concerned, furry = porn. I have never been able to look up catfolk, ratfolk, or any other kind of furry folk without being directed towards nude art or outright pornography. Makes finding decent character portraits extremely frustrating.
Deviantart and in particular this author, has images of animal people that you can use.

On Deviant Art, there are several excellent images by Vshen: Tygra, Cheetara 1, Cheetara 2, Panthro 1, and Panthro 2. And these by Dave Rapoza: Lion-O 1, Lion-O 2, and Cheetara.


Casual Friday Monster wrote:
It's not so bad, but everyone wears too much black. I wonder if I could make a bathing suit out of this tapestry...


Cockapoo wrote:
Count FuelDrop, Vampire Lord wrote:
in the background, wolves howl
I don't know about the rest of you guys but those wolves look hot. I wonder if they'd like to hump.

Do eeeeeeeeeet!


Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:
I say we just buy a rottweiler and call it a day.

That won't work. Once he is exposed to the poodle virus, it'll only be a matter of time before it transforms him into a poodle too.


Count FuelDrop, Vampire Lord wrote:

the Genocide ritual is prepared. all i need is a virgin of the species, and i can rid the universe of poodles... forever! thunderclap, dramatic piano music

...though finding a virgin poodle could prove problematic. Minions! spread out and search the thread. leave no stone unturned until you find me my prize! GO FORTH! strikes dramatic pose. in the background, wolves howl

{watches from hole in ceiling} I'm pretty sure even most of the inanimate objects here are no longer poodle virgins.

Also, you are standing on the spotty carpet. You ain't never getting that smell out of your shoes.


{reads packaging fineprint:} "ACME Squeaky Toys may contain small parts, lead paint, asbestos, urate crystals, and recycled Weekly World News. Do not allow near children or Id monsters 3 years of age or under as it constitutes a possible choking hazard."

Hmmm, yeah, I'm sure he'll be fine... TuMo must be over 3 years old.


Hmmm, MoMo seems to be gone.


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Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
OMG, even Sebastian dresses up like Courtfool for Halloween!

Oh crap, the Pony's gonna sue you and take all your stuff.


Be careful, that black stuff looks spicy.


A better question is why the spotty carpet you're standing on is so squishy?


{peeks down from hole in drop ceiling} Is ThuMo gone?

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