Minniwick Zookwinkle's page

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

I do not think so. You do not exactly use a golem. Do you? From what I remember items can only inflict the curse when they are used.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Good idea Broccan, it would make a good watch dog. It looks like things are under control we just need to make sure there are no further outbreaks of the Vanishing. Thank you everyone for helping!

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Nothing comes to mind, and no I did not say please. You keep feeding me phrases and I will try them in Gnomish. What ever the group comes up with I will repeat in Gnomish to the constrict, starting with please

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

No idea Edrukk, it does not look like a worker. It may just be set to protect the chests. Facing the armor

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Start speaking in Gnome. Trying all kinds of words that mean stop, stand down, deactivate. A flood of Gnomish words!

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Ducking behind Broccan I don't think that is going to burn.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

The stones are very simple magic. I do not think that something as complex as "The Vanishing" would be in them.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

My hope is that we can find a way to fix what caused it. Then we would not need to destroy the workshops. It is possible that the cause no longer exists.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

There are workshops around here somewhere. My memory is not what it once was.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

With a big grin. I was a wee lad of 83 when they kicked me out of my home. I am 158 years young and have a few good years left in me.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

It was linked to the magic items made here in some way. No one ever did find out how or why. They just kicked us all out of our homes and shut up Jzadirune.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Jzadirune was known for making magic items. The magic items are what made us seal up Jzadirune and leave Cauldron. It was about 75 years ago when people started fading away. It took from a few days to a few weeks but when they finally vanished they were never seen again. They said it was the magic items so the destroyed all they could find and sealed up the city. Never did find out why or how it all started. It was a sad time for Gnomes in the city.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

I am afraid that if it is infected with The Vanishing selling it would be a death sentence for whoever bought it.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

KK

Did we find a wand down here? Erine you are better off with magic bought up-top. You must be wary before activating or using any magic we may come across here in Jazidrune. They may be tainted with The Vanishing. If there are more cases of The Vanishing they will seal these tunnles forever. Well that and you slowly fade from view until you no longer exist.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

As it is still on fire I will not use an explosive bomb. Exclude the group and hit it again. Move so I can get a clear shot.

Incoming! ranged touch 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12 Damage 3d6 + 4 ⇒ (2, 4, 6) + 4 = 16 5' radius 7 pts Ref DC 16 for 1/2

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Gaah..should have known better Back out of it's reach and rain fire down upon it. Exclude anyone in melee with it (up to 4 creatures)

Incoming! ranged touch 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14 Damage 3d6 + 4 ⇒ (3, 2, 4) + 4 = 13 Main target on fire (1d6) until extinguished (FRA+Ref save). Splash 10' radius 6 pts Ref DC 16 for 1/2

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Sorry guys!

What I got from the description Chest

What the GM was trying to describe Chest

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Will save 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15

Initiative 1d20 ⇒ 1

....... Minniwick falls over after being pushed back and does not move.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

What do we have here? DD of 18 a few posts up

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

I need a boost to get the last one after he gets a boost DD 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

"That did sound a bit odd. To make a air tight seal with stone is impressive work. One down and two to go! Disable Device 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

I do not remember this being here. Wonder how it opens? Disable Device 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14 This may work!

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

What better use then entertainment and education? He moves over to the costumes and looks around. Here they are! Perception 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

It plays over and over again. It is a wonderful story even if it was for the kids. The little girl dresses her bear up as a ballerina, and the forest creaturs want to see it dance it tries to explain that she was just dressed up that way and does not know how but she tries and tries to dance for the others one fey is moved by how hard the bear is trying so she uses her magic to make the bear a wonderful dancer....

He pauses to breathe.

They have all kinds of shows and not all of them were illusions. There were actors, costumes and music. I put on a few productions myself back in the day.

Pro Skill Director 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

There was a prop's room and actors crawl space around here somwhere.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Minniwick takes a deep breath. It may be a bit musty but that is the sweet, sweet smell of home.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Sanstree, bless his heart, opened it back up. He must have known how upset I was at those kids for closing off the entrance to my home. JzadiruneIt was where I was born and lived the first 75 years of my life. It crushed my family to see it closed up and all that happened. Dark days.... He almost tears up, but pulls it together after a few seeconds. I had hoped to clear it up and maybe the Gnomes of Cauldron could call Jzadirune home again. Maybe this is the chance.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

after a good chin rubbing You think they may have come in from jzadirune? It is worth a look! Come on guys just a quick trip down. It will not take long and think we must have missed some treasure down there.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Sorry about that, no more drinking for me. unless a 7 hit those caught in the blast need to make reflex saves DC 16 7 if you fail 3 if you make it.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

When Broccan takes his step back Incoming! Best duck my head is killing me ranged touch 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7 Damage 3d6 + 4 ⇒ (6, 3, 4) + 4 = 17 Main target on fire (1d6) until extinguished (FRA+Ref save). Splash 10' radius 6 pts Ref DC 16 for 1/2. Exclude the party and try to hit!

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Sorry about that! Let that be a lesson to me, never throw explosives when you have a hangover! Minniwick will spend the round trying to put out the fires he started

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Hit one that does the least amount of damage to the city. Exclude friends first, bystanders second and stuff third Incoming! ranged touch 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (1) + 24 = 25 Damage 3d6 + 4 ⇒ (1, 4, 4) + 4 = 13 Main target on fire (1d6) until extinguished (FRA+Ref save). Splash 10' radius 7 pts Ref DC 16 for 1/2

Crap a 1 on a true strike! 1d8 ⇒ 7 Direction it misses and I can shift it one square in the best direction. I do not get to exclude anyone. Sorry!

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Drink an extract of True strike and keep out of the way.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

[ooc] Go go Canvy! Short legs can only move so fast but we are on the way. [ooc]

Init: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (18) + 0 = 18

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Trying to keep up with Canvy, Minniwick gets lost in the crowd.

"Hey show some respect for an old Gnome. Let me through!

Intimidate:

1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

14 rounds for Minniwick!

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Sense Motive 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

Picking up on the now somber mood Minniwick will calm down a bit Let us continue on our noble quest....find Borccan a nice set of clothes!

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Pass Broccan a pouch

"Great fight! Smug little, highborn, house destroying, snotrag had it coming." With a big grin and a merry joking tone to his voice. "Keep that left up next time, he almost messed up your hair."

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

"Great fight Broccan! Barkeep, pay up. Todd there will take care of any damages when he wakes up!" Minniwick will make his way around the crowd collecting his winnings.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

1d1? I think you were trying for 1d20. Reroll? Ghost Sound (20 people chanting) Broccan, Broccan he's our man. Going to pound Todd into sand! (Repeat)

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

As a bookie Minniwick will cover all bets up to a total of 500GP (not that he is saying that). Minniwick's bet on Broccan with the barkeep is separate from that.
Help an old Gnome up will you? Gets up on a table Place your bets here!

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Minniwick has Breadth of Experience-You get a +2 bonus to all Knowledge and Profession skill check, and can make checks with those skills untrained. So he gets to keep his 18! Sometimes it pays off to be an old fart.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

If you do not have IUS and you take a swing at someone who does you provoke an AOO. You provoke each time you attack so if the IUS boxer has Combat Reflexes (s)he gets an AOO for each attack.

You got a bet Barkeep. Looser pays for damages! Who wants to bet small? Minniwick will work the crowd his money is on Broccan for every bet. Profession Bookie 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

This....is going to be good! 10 Gold on Broccan to win! Any takers?

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Grabs a good seat, just waiting for the show.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Off to Conception UK! Please BOT me till Monday.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Minniwick puts the finishing touches on his costume of “Kibblecrick Fitsinpopper” the renowned Gnome Bard and short time mayor of Jzadirune. His new hat is massive as it is a fanciful interpretation of the lake monster that is rumored to live in the central lake of Cauldron.

Let's go party!

He wants to meet the merchant class of Cauldron and will try and find the parties that they attend. He will try and see all the sites that the flood festival has to offer. Partaking in any games of chance or festival activities he finds, even tests of Strength. He wants to do it all!
When he starts to feel run down he will mix up a lesser restoration Extract and jump back into the activities. I expect he will crash and burn after the festival when he stops using alchemy to keep himself going and need a few days to recover

When he has time he will make a few Lessor Restoration Potions and if anyone in the group wants them he will make a private deal with to sell them at cost or near cost. Second Level Potions for him are caster level 4 so base price of 200GP or retail of 400GP I will also offer up my spell list to the group if they want any other potions made. He can make higher caster level potions if you want them at adjusted prices.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Of course! Just put it in the back room there is plenty of space.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Sorry for not being more active the past few days. Last minute crunch getting ready for Conception UK 2013. I will make a larger post today and then I will need to bot till Monday (no internets at the convention). Cheers

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Minniwick busts out in a huge smile! That is fantastic! I owe you big time. You need anything made you just say the word. You may have just saved a few lives as well. Thank you! He brushes a tear from his eye Jenya, do you have any idea how many Gnomes still live in Cauldron? How about Dwarves?

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

I will make you a list! You think he is going to let me copy from his book? I have no issues paying the normal prices.

M Gnome Alchemist/ 5/ Init +0/ HP 45/45 // AC: 13/T:11/FF:13 - Percep: +12// F +5/R +4/W +3 /CMB +0 - CMD 10/ Speed 20/ Bombs 10/10

Welcome back Erine! KK is using Max HP each level.

I got Lesser Restore as my free extract (so I can start making potions) and Master Alchemist as my Feat so I can start making things 10x faster.