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45 posts. Alias of Callous Jack.

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Deep 6 FaWtL RSS
Crimson Jester wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Over 30 k new posts? Wow.
WTF?

*hiccup*

Me am not knowing what you am talking about.
Ask JJ Thread Broke RSS
Gary Teter wrote:
I think it's happy again.

Me not happy though.

Forum bug RSS

There am no bug, me would know.
The Alias Thread RSS
Messageboard Troll! wrote:
Messageboard Troll wrote:
Armchair DM wrote:

This.

Thread.
Fails.
We meet again...
You am fake troll! Me am Messageboard Troll!

Only me am talking like Bizarro, not puny troll!

New Posts for Listed Threads RSS

Me not am seeing anything wrong with me messages.
The Duelist - Why can't we have nice things? RSS
Mirror, Mirror wrote:


Then allow me to suggest a optimization guide:

Treantmonk's Guide to Fighting the Post-Monster
** spoiler omitted **

Why me go boom?

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS
taig wrote:
Solnes wrote:

Oh My Goodness.....I just got some sudden but yet excited news.

The co worker that I complain about...well she is moving back to Ohio. Work can go back to being happy and normal again!!!!

Yay! That's good news!

Can you make a couple of my co-workers go away too?

Me am eat them now?

Place Your Rant Here RSS

RANT: Me not am liking Lazarus. me starving!
*sniff*
Playing outdoors - is it feasible? RSS
Laurefindel wrote:
Argh, post-monster got me...

Me not am doing nothing to you.

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

Me like to eat mimes.
I might be wrong, but I have noticed an increase in the lack of civility, manners, and goodwill on the boards recently. RSS
Stuffy Grammarian wrote:
YEAH!

Me not am failing at anything!

Vrock Avatar RSS

Maybe me am picture you am looking for?
Gary Teter Fanboi Love Thread RSS
Messageboard Troll wrote:
Messageboard Monster! wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Messageboard Monster! wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
How many people miss Gary already?
Me not am missing him!
We're missing that he kept you in check for these last 20 years!
Rrragh! Me not happy about that! Now me smash puny Vic Wertz and am declaring me king of messageboards!
You don't know what you're talking about, n00b! I'm the king of the messageboards!

Me am going to smashes your head in, Troll!

Then me eat this post!
Gary Teter Fanboi Love Thread RSS
Emperor7 wrote:
Messageboard Monster! wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
How many people miss Gary already?
Me not am missing him!
We're missing that he kept you in check for these last 20 years!

Rrragh! Me not happy about that! Now me smash puny Vic Wertz and am declaring me king of messageboards!

Gary Teter Fanboi Love Thread RSS
Emperor7 wrote:
How many people miss Gary already?

Me not am missing him!

Post Deleted? RSS
Watcher wrote:
Messageboard Monster! wrote:
Me not think there any glitch!

Indeed, it just appeared. Like magic.

Perhaps a formal denial from the Messageboard Monster is all it took.

Me not know what you am talking about! It all talking bird's imagination!

Post Deleted? RSS

Me not think there any glitch!
Paizo bug? RSS

Me not think there is bug!
My First Time Just Happened! RSS

Me not eat anything! Me am innocent!
Signs You're A Paizo Messageboard N00b RSS
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
You think that The Postmonster and the Messageboard Bug are the same thing.

Me am not Gary!

Generic Post RSS

*eaten*
The Angry Jack Cult RSS
Angel of Violence wrote:
Shoots another crossbow bolt at the slowed Jacks Guess what. As the Angel of Violence, I have an inate immunity to Slow spells. Bolt releases a strange green cloud Gas of Dispel Magic. It's great for these situations.

No fair! Me no prepared for that!

The Angry Jack Cult RSS

*summons Thread Slaad and Thread Vampire to fight the Jacks*
The Angry Jack Cult RSS

*runs around making Three Stooges noises*
The Angry Jack Cult RSS

Arghhh! Someone shot me in me butt!

*Casts slow on everyone involved*

Bahahah! Me strike again!
The Angry Jack Cult RSS
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
*takes a swing with his vorpal sword and tries to decapitate the message board monster* I missed again!

Me am pacifist!

The Angry Jack Cult RSS
Sebastianity Convert Jack wrote:
Go away Post Monster!

*sniff*

Me have feelings too!
The One Thing I Hate About the Paizo Boards Is... RSS
Andrew Turner wrote:
--That I only have 21.45 seconds to complete a new thread before the Post Monster eats it...

Me hungry now!

I really hate the forum-monster. RSS

Me am just a normal monster just like everyone else! Me have feelings too!
I really hate the forum-monster. RSS
Diego Bastet wrote:

Just ignore this topic, please. I created a thread to ask a question, many many words long and the forum ate it.

Me am innocent!

Crimson Crime RSS
Crimson Jester wrote:
I say we steal Threads. But some sort of strange message board monster is stopping me. I was going to take over the assimilation thread but, but, it wouldn't let me post.

Me not do anything!

The happy nice thread... RSS

Me still think Callous Jack am funny!
Forum Bug. Worse than usual? RSS

Poink?
Forum Bug. Worse than usual? RSS

Me not do anything!
The happy nice thread... RSS

Me think Callous Jack am funny!
untitled RSS

Bwuh?
untitled RSS
Aberzombie wrote:

Uh wraith! An evil spirit. And it ain't cool, man.

Edit: Goddang messageboard bug!

Nom nom nom...

Raise of the Poodle Lords RSS
David Wickham wrote:
Messageboard Monster! wrote:
Can me eat Poodles?
Don't you get full on threads and posts?

Me cutting back on threads, too much sodium.

Raise of the Poodle Lords RSS

Can me eat Poodles?
Vic Wertz for President! RSS
Vic Wertz wrote:

If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.

All hail Cosmo.

Me want to be Vice-Dictator!

The NEED for a Monster Manual in August '09 RSS
Varl wrote:
Dontcha just love it when your post is eaten in a monster thread!?! The irony is wonderful.

It funny.

Me laugh.
untitled RSS

Messageboard Season!
Petition to remove physical attractiveness from Charisma RSS
BlaineTog wrote:

Tin and fiddles! The board ate another post! Grrrrrrr.....

Nuh uh!

Nom,nom,nom...
messageboard monster eats west coast? RSS

Me ate Newark, me not feel so good...urgh...
*collapses*
messageboard monster eats west coast? RSS

Now me eat East Coast!


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