So, somebody apparently suggested taking Marry, Kickstarter, and the Flagship, wrapping them together in confiscated Furs, and burying them deep in Hell. And I was all like, "Not in my layer, thank you very much!"
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This is how the whole world should be!Which level of hell are we speaking of? MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
I LOVE the smell of sulfur in the morning!
Excellent...
Oh sweet heaven above. This thread has the FUNNIEST post I have seen in a LONG time. So great.Is it one of mine? Cause if it isn't, you can go to the Nine Hells. I keep a place for him in the 8th. It's The Back Pain Suite.
I know that. Poor choice of words on that on my part. I'm just trying to figure out if it's ok for a good character to summon an evil outsider. It seems to be implied that this is "bad", but I don't understand why.Perhaps a Faustian bargain is in order? >;-{)>
Hit the bricks, demon. I'm working this side of the block.Nah...I'd know if you were tampering in God's domain. You might, however, be tempting the devil.I'm glad you enjoyed that. I do fear reprisal, though. I'm tampering in God's domain. My apologies, I mistook you from your style of lingerie. Here, you may hold my drink tray while I try to drum up some business, toots.
Nah...I'd know if you were tampering in God's domain. You might, however, be tempting the devil.I'm glad you enjoyed that. I do fear reprisal, though. I'm tampering in God's domain. Hit the bricks, demon. I'm working this side of the block.
I removed a post that was pretty much just flamebait. I didn't make him/her do it.
MUAHAHAHAHA! Your blitz has landed you here, and from here, you will NEVER ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to my page...where I RULE SUPREME!!!!
I'd like to make the two an offer on extending their contract for happiness...
I just want everyone to know that, after a long and uncomfortable trip, I have made it to Dallas. It's not as hot as I hoped here...except for the women and my illustrious host.
It's getting late, so I think I'll prowl the planes in my feline aspect.
Why can't I ever get any paladins? F&~#ing Assmodius.
Wake me up when we start sneaking up on sleeping puppies and butchering them for stewmeat.Har har har. You think you're soooooo funny Maaaiiirkurion! How's this for a little joke...I prefer otter stew! Hey, Flamegut: your internet time is up and it's time for my combination toe jam cleaning/bikini area waxing. Put your vinyl thong on and get back to work!
Can I haz paladin?
So besides me being a ridiculous geek, I am super excited for the next minis collection in September. I just saw who they're doing miniatures of in this set and I was floored. In this set alone they are releasing Yeenoghu (Large), Dispater (medium), and the one for me Mephistopholes (medium). Link please. Guess who's the number 1 devil in my home setting?
If someone took the same name, you just need to think of an awesomer way of saying the same thing. Heh. "Awesomer."
Asgetrion: Do you have the power of self-basting?
Hmm...the expanding territory of this thread would make a nice annex to the 8th...
No way. Taig, remain my faithful servant, and you will be richly rewarded...
Says the bear with the hat on the unicycle. Treppa should be REALLY worried now...
Stop your bleating and line up for shearing!
Don't you know that there are no LE people in purgatory, you daffy baking angel? *Confiscates cookies and uses them to tempt more souls to hell*
There are no cookies for those consigned to hell! Muahahahaha!
Just look at all the delicious souls! Ah, they're all mine already. >:-<(}
We can work out a timeshare, then. You get them for this mortal life, I get them for ALL ETERNITY...
Pfft. Choose a REAL arch-devil, people.
Listen, Woodsy, Sebastian was trying to move in on one of my underlings. Wh- I mean, did anybody ask you to stick your beak in?
I find your distorted sense of power amusing. And your taste in music...pretty darn groovy.
That was a pretty fell treat to have and use such a valuable contract as a napkin. However, it was silly of you to think that Hell does not archive multiple copies. Very silly. Oh so silly. Abysmally silly... Someone remind me to have a herd of fiendish dire boars slaughtered for a late lunch. I suddenly have a yen for bacon.
I told you, it's over between your mother and me. Give it up, Sebastian. Don't worry, we'll still see each other at Asmodeus' birthday bash. Sheesh.
Careful...you never know what you might awake.
How does this sound for a deal, you give me your soul and the document in exchange for your choice of hellish realms. Excuse me, sulfurific blowhard, but Rouge Rogue is my vassal, and his soul is spoken for. |