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45 posts. Alias of Orthos.


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RAGE!!!!


A TEMPORARY SETBACK AT BEST. WE ARE RECALIBRATING.

THE NEXT POSTER IS A PROSPECTIVE PILOT FOR FURTHER ANTIDIVINITY VESSELS.


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WE HAVE LIFTOFF


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Lamontius wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
rouge

*blink*

*twitcchhh*

GRRRRRAGGGGGGGHHHHHH

POWER SOURCE: ANGER

AUXILIARY FUEL CELL TANKS AT 88% AND CHARGING


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POWER SOURCE: CHAOS

AUXILIARY FUEL CELL TANKS AT 49% AND CHARGING


AFFIRMATIVE.

*eye-laser roasts the snow, filling the air with steam*


*stomps through the colony*


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Alexander Augunas wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Alexander Augunas wrote:
F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Alexander Augunas wrote:
]I'll just keep praying to Desna that Twilight vampires continue to never scream, "Awesome!" to the good folk at Paizo.
A little faith. Your prayers are better spent on more likely threats. Like all the world's air molecules spontaneously turning into VHS recordings of season 2 of Disney's Gummibears.

I feel like there is an inside joke here that I'm simply not understanding.

Also, I didn't know that Disney made a Gummibears TV Show. I now understand what Daigle and Sutter meant when they said that the true horror of the Schnedierian psyche have not yet manifested upon this plane.

The Gummi Bears

(Gotta say the Swedish version is the exception that proves the rule that everything is at least slightly less good if dubbed.)

... why? WHY DID YOU SHOW THIS TO ME?!

Its like someone took Secret of NIMH, replaced the rats with bears, set the show in the world of the old Dungeons and Dragons cartoon, and then ripped of the Smu^fs for its theme song!

So ... much ... pain ....

With my dying breath, I scorn thee ... COSMO!

POWER SOURCE: SUFFERING

AUXILIARY FUEL CELL TANKS AT 37% AND CHARGING


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jeff-Zilla wrote:

RRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Stomps across the Pacific Rim searching for some Jaeger.., ...meister

looks around for the fawtl jager to fight jeffzilla in
Is 65 tons enough mech? ;)

AFFIRMATIVE

COROLLARY: UNLESS IT CAN BE LARGER


*dispenses Jagerhaterade*


REPORTING FOR DUTY


POWER SOURCE: MADNESS

FUEL CELLS AT 100%


POWER SOURCE: ENVY

FUEL CELLS AT 98% AND CHARGING


COMMAND WORD RECEIVED

RAMPAGE COMMENCING


John Kretzer wrote:
I think Cosmo has just gone thru and favorite every post...as if gleefuly admitting to them.

POWER CAN BE ELICITED FROM THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS

THIS UNIT IS CALIBRATED IN A SIMILAR MANNER


Icyshadow wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Some people are weird. How can anyone not like visiting Japan?!?
*Fires beams of envy from his eyes at Aberzombie*
This was my fourth visit.
MAXIMUM POWER ENVY BEAM!!

POWER SOURCE: ENVY

FUEL CELLS AT 97% AND CHARGING


POWER SOURCE: HATRED

FUEL CELLS AT 71% AND CHARGING


Sissyl wrote:
Also, the solar mass ejection will have destroyed every transformer on the planet when Godzilla wakes up, so not even the Autobots will be able to help us against the kaiju...

THIS UNIT IS PREPARED FOR SUCH EVENTUALITIES.


Jess Door wrote:
Are you vegetarian? Or do you at least eat grass? I don't want to mow this week.

GRASS HEIGHT EXCEEDS PARAMETERS. ACTIVATING GRAZE MODE.

*eye lasers!*

Cookie to anyone but Scint who gets the reference.


*activates loudspeakers*

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high-tension wires down

Helpless people on subway trains
Scream, bug-eyed, as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh, no, they say he's got to go - Go go Godzilla - Woo-oo-oo-oo
Oh, no, there goes Tokyo - Go go Godzilla - Woo-oo-oo-oo

♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

Oh, no, they say he's got to go - Go go Godzilla - Woo-oo-oo-oo
Oh, no, there goes Tokyo - Go go Godzilla - Woo-oo-oo-oo

♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!

Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!

Oh, no, they say he's got to go - Go go Godzilla - Woo-oo-oo-oo
Oh, no, there goes Tokyo - Go go Godzilla - Woo-oo-oo-oo

♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man....
Godzilla!

History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man....
Godzilla!

History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man....
Godzilla!

History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man....
Godzilla!


INITIATE MARCH SEQUENCE.


Jess Door wrote:
...that was not logic.

NEGATIVE.


Freehold DM wrote:
Mecharagezilla wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Get out of here, Whedon-hater!

[Throws things at FHDM]

catches thrown objects these should go a long way towards funding my Haterade (tm) factories. Thanks for supporting the cause, doodlebug!

*opens docking bay*

COORDINATES PREPARED. RETURNING TO PRODUCTION FACILITY EPSILON? Y/N

Y. Also, see about building a thank you statue for that lovely goblin fellow.

AFFIRMATIVE.

*Blastoff!*


Freehold DM wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Get out of here, Whedon-hater!

[Throws things at FHDM]

catches thrown objects these should go a long way towards funding my Haterade (tm) factories. Thanks for supporting the cause, doodlebug!

*opens docking bay*

COORDINATES PREPARED. RETURNING TO PRODUCTION FACILITY EPSILON? Y/N


ARMOR PLATING IS EVALUATED 78% MORE EFFICIENT IN DEFENSE AGAINST ASSAULT BY A CREATURE OF EQUIVALENT STRENGTH AND MASS COMPARED TO UNOBSTRUCTED SCALE.


Scintillae wrote:
Oh, and then there's the part where their go-to source for "Um, hi, I need to get a student loan" is Sallie Mae...

RAEG HAET FRUY MURDER DEATH KILL


DEFENSIVE AUTOMATONS ARE NON-OPTIMAL USES OF RESOURCES. ENGAGE WITH DIRECT ASSAULT FOR SUPERIOR TACTICAL ADVANTAGE. THIS UNIT PREDICTS 94% OF SUCH MANEUVERS RESULT IN IMMEDIATE VICTORY.


Vo Giap, Ambassador of Bachuan wrote:
Keep pissing us off, Olympic commission. Anger is an energy.

AFFIRMATIVE. FUEL CELLS AT 67% AND CHARGING.


THIS DEVELOPMENT IS SATISFACTORY.


ENGAGING KAIJU INVADER.


Jesszilla wrote:

IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE THERE WAS A GOOD RAMPAGE IN HERE

::RAMPAGES::

ACTIVATING MISSILE SILOS.


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ciretose wrote:
TOZ wrote:
Could be worse.
CoZilla/Roy?

THIS UNIT HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY ASSIGNED AS A SUBSTITUTE.


CONCEALED COMMENTARY DETECTED.


Freehold DM wrote:
Lindisty wrote:

looks around the FAWTLhouse while sipping coffee

Seems like some of us are having bad days lately.

I think we need a jacuzzi. It's awfully hard to be upset when you're lounging in a jacuzzi with a beverage of your choice.

gestures to an unused corner and tells the workmen who've suddenly appeared to install the jacuzzi there

I'll be back when it's finished. Until then, I'm off to my own work. :)

Oh man. I think I may love this post more. That reminds me...

checks on novelty Lindisty bottlecap openers at Haterade(tm) factory #6

PRODUCTION IS PROCEEDING ON SCHEDULE.


Jesszilla wrote:
Grand Magus wrote:
Jesszilla wrote:
I DECLARE MYSELF THE WINNER
That means you have to dance for us.

"DANCING" IS JUST STOMPING RHYTHMICALLY, YES? I'M OKAY WITH THAT.

::STOMPS RHYTHMICALLY::

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!


Scintillae wrote:
*Forces the Ragebot to watch MLP:FiM*

WARNING

WARNING

ENERGY LEAK ENERGY LEAK

FUEL CELLS AT 59% AND FALLING

ABORT ABORT ABORT


Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
WTF, everytime I try and log onto fb it comes up looking like something from my old radio shack PC, and it doesn't load a friggin thing. My Haterade is growing by the minute. >:/
yes. That's right. Taste it. Roll it over your tongue. Revel in the hate!

POWER SOURCE: HATRED

FUEL CELLS AT 93% AND CHARGING


Jesszilla wrote:
That's how freakin' awesome I am!

POWER SOURCE: PRIDE

FUEL CELLS AT 88% AND CHARGING

Spoiler:
Gratz? =)


POWER SOURCE: HATRED

FUEL CELLS AT 81% AND CHARGING


Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
I'd be very surprised if he wasn't the gaming type, and again, pretty sure he could get people together easy for the opportunity to game with him just on its own.
feh. Pics or something it didn't happen.

POWER SOURCE: HATRED

FUEL CELLS AT 77% AND CHARGING


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POWER SOURCE: HATRED

FUEL CELLS AT 73% AND CHARGING


ARMOR VALUE: N/A? DOES NOT COMPUTE


Celestial Healer wrote:
The Facebook IPO was a debacle, their latest figures show that their growth in North America has stagnated, and you have f-mail to rub in their face every time they get cocky.

POWER SOURCE: SUFFERING

FUEL CELLS AT 67% AND CHARGING


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