paizo.com Favorited Posts by Meatpaizo.com Favorited Posts by Meat2022-05-26T20:45:30Z2022-05-26T20:45:30ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The Many Things Adventurers Do That Are Really WeirdMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ruf8&page=7?The-Many-Things-Adventurers-Do-That-Are#3382015-12-23T08:43:25Z2015-12-23T01:07:53Z<p>I think the Highfolk T-shirt summed up adventurers in a nutshell (paraphrasing a bit, mine died awhile ago):</p>
<p>DM: Before you stands the Vesve forest, its about 100 miles by 250 miles and contains about 100,000 orcs, what do you do?</p>
<p>Players: We ATTACK!</p>
<p>DM (nodding knowingly): Roll for initiative.</p>I think the Highfolk T-shirt summed up adventurers in a nutshell (paraphrasing a bit, mine died awhile ago):
DM: Before you stands the Vesve forest, its about 100 miles by 250 miles and contains about 100,000 orcs, what do you do?
Players: We ATTACK!
DM (nodding knowingly): Roll for initiative.Meat2015-12-23T01:07:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Funny Stuff My Kid SaysMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rv2w&page=3?Funny-Stuff-My-Kid-Says#1272015-07-27T03:02:37Z2015-07-27T02:47:55Z<p>So every 4th of July weekend we do two things, go to a local parade/picnic and grill out at a friends place where among other things we throw axes at watermelons. When you hit the watermelon everyone yells "eat the blood of your enemies!" and you have to take a bite outta your kill. </p>
<p>So one year the axe throwing was the night before the parade. My friend had his 4 year old daughter on his shoulders after the parade, as we're all walking over to the picnic. She leans over, sticks her face in her dad's face and loudly asks "Dad, are they going to have blood of our enemies?"</p>So every 4th of July weekend we do two things, go to a local parade/picnic and grill out at a friends place where among other things we throw axes at watermelons. When you hit the watermelon everyone yells "eat the blood of your enemies!" and you have to take a bite outta your kill.
So one year the axe throwing was the night before the parade. My friend had his 4 year old daughter on his shoulders after the parade, as we're all walking over to the picnic. She leans over, sticks her face in...Meat2015-07-27T02:47:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=83?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#41332015-06-30T21:31:54Z2015-06-30T20:45:36Z<p>Tomorrow is going to suuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk at work... Cosmo, your to blame.</p>Tomorrow is going to suuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk at work... Cosmo, your to blame.Meat2015-06-30T20:45:36ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=35?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#17362015-06-24T23:14:42Z2015-06-24T02:56:21Z<p>You sit down at GenCon with some strangers who are all grinning madly at you. When you start the mod you realize they are all playing GOBLINS!!! </p>
<p>Apologies in advanced to the poor sob who gets us :-D</p>You sit down at GenCon with some strangers who are all grinning madly at you. When you start the mod you realize they are all playing GOBLINS!!!
Apologies in advanced to the poor sob who gets us :-DMeat2015-06-24T02:56:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=82?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#40962015-06-23T23:15:44Z2015-06-23T18:14:44Z<p>Can I blame Cosmo for auto-correct fails?</p>
<p>Goal Drag Write I Cab!</p>Can I blame Cosmo for auto-correct fails?
Goal Drag Write I Cab!Meat2015-06-23T18:14:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Funny Stuff My Kid SaysMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rv2w&page=3?Funny-Stuff-My-Kid-Says#1222015-07-27T15:10:56Z2015-06-22T02:58:08Z<p>So we're taking my friend's 9 year old to Gencon this year and we had a few sessions of PFS, to teach him at home. His 6year old younger brother really wanted to try it to so he played a Druid. The next day he jump out in front of dad pointing a finger at him:</p>
<p>"Hands up I'm a spell caster!"</p>So we're taking my friend's 9 year old to Gencon this year and we had a few sessions of PFS, to teach him at home. His 6year old younger brother really wanted to try it to so he played a Druid. The next day he jump out in front of dad pointing a finger at him:
"Hands up I'm a spell caster!"Meat2015-06-22T02:58:08ZRe: Forums: Movies: Movie quotes...from any movieMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qkf2&page=39?Movie-quotesfrom-any-movie#19322015-06-26T04:07:17Z2015-06-20T04:16:51Z<p>You shot that man in the back...</p>
<p>His back was to me.</p>You shot that man in the back...
His back was to me.Meat2015-06-20T04:16:51ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=35?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#17032015-06-18T19:33:55Z2015-06-17T03:49:59Z<p>It's con Sunday of a four day Indiana con where you and 50 other Milwaukeens have come down and the hosting hotel has put all their Milwaukee made Miller products on sale for two bucks a pitcher all four days....</p>It's con Sunday of a four day Indiana con where you and 50 other Milwaukeens have come down and the hosting hotel has put all their Milwaukee made Miller products on sale for two bucks a pitcher all four days....Meat2015-06-17T03:49:59ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=35?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#17022015-06-18T19:42:30Z2015-06-17T03:41:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lamontius wrote:</div><blockquote><p> ...hear, "Hi, I'm Kyle Baird and I'll be your GM today!"
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</blockquote><p>...hear "Muwahaha... For you puny mortals that know not me, I am Jason Buhlman... And I wrote this mod."Lamontius wrote:...hear, "Hi, I'm Kyle Baird and I'll be your GM today!"
...hear "Muwahaha... For you puny mortals that know not me, I am Jason Buhlman... And I wrote this mod."Meat2015-06-17T03:41:06ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=34?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#16882015-06-17T02:56:18Z2015-06-16T11:29:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mandy H. wrote:</div><blockquote><p> ...when during the mission briefing, it sounds like it's going to be a social mission, and during the first encounter, you realize that your warpriest with Charisma of 7 is the face.</p>
<p>Could've gone worse. </blockquote><p>GC my 5 CHA dwarf did all the talking because the bard and 3 paladin's wouldn't say anything. I feel ya.Mandy H. wrote:...when during the mission briefing, it sounds like it's going to be a social mission, and during the first encounter, you realize that your warpriest with Charisma of 7 is the face.
Could've gone worse.
GC my 5 CHA dwarf did all the talking because the bard and 3 paladin's wouldn't say anything. I feel ya.Meat2015-06-16T11:29:08ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=34?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#16872015-06-17T02:56:39Z2015-06-16T11:27:06Z<p>You travel three states and keep pulling a GM who changes things so he can kill PCs, including vs our lvl 1-2 table...</p>
<p>1) having the troll fast heal infinite
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2) bumping an encounter from the 12 zombies at our tier to the high tier 6 wraiths encounter
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3) have the encounter vs a summoning wizard have all his summons pre-cast and not be tracking the rounds til the spells expire (including the thing we couldn't affect and he knew we where fighting defensively just waiting for it to expire) and it be the high tier version of the wizard.</p>
<p>(Also actually happened)</p>You travel three states and keep pulling a GM who changes things so he can kill PCs, including vs our lvl 1-2 table...
1) having the troll fast heal infinite
2) bumping an encounter from the 12 zombies at our tier to the high tier 6 wraiths encounter
3) have the encounter vs a summoning wizard have all his summons pre-cast and not be tracking the rounds til the spells expire (including the thing we couldn't affect and he knew we where fighting defensively just waiting for it to expire) and...Meat2015-06-16T11:27:06ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=34?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#16852015-06-17T02:56:06Z2015-06-16T11:11:26Z<p>You about to play a low tier with 3 friends, with no front line when two higher levels get added to the table bumping you up. The two new players are a bard with no weapons and a rogue who won't flank with our rogue but fires a short bow with no STR mod 19 times for 20 points of damage against the first encounter... 2 polar bears. ( actually happened)</p>You about to play a low tier with 3 friends, with no front line when two higher levels get added to the table bumping you up. The two new players are a bard with no weapons and a rogue who won't flank with our rogue but fires a short bow with no STR mod 19 times for 20 points of damage against the first encounter... 2 polar bears. ( actually happened)Meat2015-06-16T11:11:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=80?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#40002015-06-13T19:37:15Z2015-06-12T17:43:53Z<p>I blame Cosmo for the acid eating away at the lining of my stomach from the massive taco buffet we did at lunch today....</p>I blame Cosmo for the acid eating away at the lining of my stomach from the massive taco buffet we did at lunch today....Meat2015-06-12T17:43:53ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Best one-liner that made the whole table laugh?Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mahp&page=18?Best-oneliner-that-made-the-whole-table-laugh#8902017-01-06T01:16:53Z2015-06-02T03:25:11Z<p>Marathon LG two rounder, we'd found an item that let you speak with dead and a list of questions someone had been asking something dead along with it. Hours pass, we kill BBEG and use item on him.</p>
<p>Player 1:So what do we ask him?</p>
<p>Player 2: oh the list, (whips out list, reads first question) who killed you?</p>
<p>DM: You did, dumbass.</p>Marathon LG two rounder, we'd found an item that let you speak with dead and a list of questions someone had been asking something dead along with it. Hours pass, we kill BBEG and use item on him.
Player 1:So what do we ask him?
Player 2: oh the list, (whips out list, reads first question) who killed you?
DM: You did, dumbass.Meat2015-06-02T03:25:11ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Most Macho Way to DieMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sacb&page=2?Most-Macho-Way-to-Die#722015-05-27T16:01:20Z2015-05-27T11:11:44Z<p>Charge the Aztec god summoning a new Aztecy plane of existence into being, carrying the both of you into its evil human sacrificing ways.</p>Charge the Aztec god summoning a new Aztecy plane of existence into being, carrying the both of you into its evil human sacrificing ways.Meat2015-05-27T11:11:44ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Most Macho Way to DieMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sacb&page=2?Most-Macho-Way-to-Die#702015-05-27T16:01:05Z2015-05-27T11:07:17Z<p>Chase the bad guy while wearing Acme rocket propelled roller skates, over shoot bad guy, run out of rocket fuel 30 feet past cliff edge, fall to death waving a Yikes! Sign.</p>Chase the bad guy while wearing Acme rocket propelled roller skates, over shoot bad guy, run out of rocket fuel 30 feet past cliff edge, fall to death waving a Yikes! Sign.Meat2015-05-27T11:07:17ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: The Many Things Adventurers Do That Are Really WeirdMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ruf8&page=6?The-Many-Things-Adventurers-Do-That-Are#3002015-09-07T02:15:41Z2015-05-27T10:55:56Z<p>1st level, we've climbed down into this pit tomb with a large rock slab door we need to move. We spend a hour devising a complex system of ropes to move the slab. DM asks us how much rope we have. Every single one of us decided against buying rope in character creation because of the weight..... (Face palm)</p>1st level, we've climbed down into this pit tomb with a large rock slab door we need to move. We spend a hour devising a complex system of ropes to move the slab. DM asks us how much rope we have. Every single one of us decided against buying rope in character creation because of the weight..... (Face palm)Meat2015-05-27T10:55:56ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: If We Did in Real Life What We Do In PathfinderMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s52j&page=4?If-We-Did-in-Real-Life-What-We-Do-In-Pathfinder#1602015-05-27T14:02:36Z2015-05-27T03:21:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">ngc7293 wrote:</div><blockquote> Road Rage takes on a whole new meaning when you get out your long sword. But you don't have to worry because your friend in the car behind you has a scroll of raise dead! </blockquote><p>I might be misremembering this, but I believe there was a road rage incident a few years ago where a priest shot a guy with a crossbow.... Article didn't have the priest's level.ngc7293 wrote:Road Rage takes on a whole new meaning when you get out your long sword. But you don't have to worry because your friend in the car behind you has a scroll of raise dead!
I might be misremembering this, but I believe there was a road rage incident a few years ago where a priest shot a guy with a crossbow.... Article didn't have the priest's level.Meat2015-05-27T03:21:28ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: We Be Pathfinders! (Thread for the Goblin Boon PCs)Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qlzw?We-Be-Pathfinders#202015-06-10T08:48:44Z2015-05-27T02:59:14Z<p>Ahh. The Midwest is overrun with goblins! Two of us are near Milwaukee and another in Appleton.</p>Ahh. The Midwest is overrun with goblins! Two of us are near Milwaukee and another in Appleton.Meat2015-05-27T02:59:14ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: What new races would you like to see in PFSMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sa77&page=5?What-new-races-would-you-like-to-see-in-PFS#2082015-05-26T18:20:24Z2015-05-25T00:00:28Z<p>There are other races than half-orc?</p>There are other races than half-orc?Meat2015-05-25T00:00:28ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: We Be Pathfinders! (Thread for the Goblin Boon PCs)Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qlzw?We-Be-Pathfinders#102015-05-23T01:31:12Z2015-05-21T23:08:10Z<p>Been away for awhile, but awhile back was playing Slugtooth with one of his goblin cousins at the table and an alchemist with a donkey loaded down with alchemist fire. Sadly, we never achieved " Donkey Detention " but it was hysterical making the alchemist sweat for 4 hours at the possible gp loss of our various encounter busting plots.</p>
<p>Any other goblin boon exploits out there?</p>Been away for awhile, but awhile back was playing Slugtooth with one of his goblin cousins at the table and an alchemist with a donkey loaded down with alchemist fire. Sadly, we never achieved " Donkey Detention " but it was hysterical making the alchemist sweat for 4 hours at the possible gp loss of our various encounter busting plots.
Any other goblin boon exploits out there?Meat2015-05-21T23:08:10ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: You are only allowed ONE Houserule... choose wisely.Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qsgw&page=2?You-are-only-allowed-ONE-Houserule-choose-wisely#602014-03-15T00:10:56Z2014-03-14T23:27:04Z<p>Everybody is doing PFS rules... my favorite is still from Nuke War the card game... if you have all three sets when you fire a Scud missile, point left or right, roll the die and count that direction to see who you hit. Why this isn't in the rules to begin with is beyond me.</p>Everybody is doing PFS rules... my favorite is still from Nuke War the card game... if you have all three sets when you fire a Scud missile, point left or right, roll the die and count that direction to see who you hit. Why this isn't in the rules to begin with is beyond me.Meat2014-03-14T23:27:04ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Things You Love, That Others Might Not?Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qr8e&page=2?Things-You-Love-That-Others-Might-Not#852015-06-25T23:41:06Z2014-03-07T03:13:56Z<p>The Cavalier....</p>
<p>Its awesome if you think outside the box a little, and Order of the Cockatrice is just roleplaying gold.</p>The Cavalier....
Its awesome if you think outside the box a little, and Order of the Cockatrice is just roleplaying gold.Meat2014-03-07T03:13:56ZRe: Forums: Conversions: What would you be if you could be anything?Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qqqp&page=2?What-would-you-be-if-you-could-be-anything#992014-03-08T00:05:59Z2014-03-07T03:09:47Z<p>A first level wizard with Enlarge Person....</p>
<p>Abbbraccaaabig..... Hellllooooo Ladies!</p>A first level wizard with Enlarge Person....
Abbbraccaaabig..... Hellllooooo Ladies!Meat2014-03-07T03:09:47ZRe: Forums: Advice: Suggestion for a character class?Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qrb3?Suggestion-for-a-character-class#192014-03-05T04:04:20Z2014-03-05T04:02:22Z<p>Agree, bard!... for all the reasons above plus roleplaying gold opporutunities including:</p>
<p>1) Excuse for the DM to SING
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2) Excuse for the DM to DANCE
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3) Excuse for the DM to taunt the encounter they have to fight but are trying to negotiate with
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4) Excuse for the DM to negotiate with the encounter they need to talk to but are trying to fight
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5) Excuse for the DM to drop random one liners from popular movi...er... "Taldorian Operas"
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6) Excuse for the DM to wear sequined shirts to "get into character"
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7) Excuse for the DM to wear a funny hat to "get into character"</p>
<p>My bard PC is the backup, does the bard stuff plus is the backup wizard, cleric, melee fighter, and archer. There is usually someone who does each role better, but she can step in any of those roles that need assistance (or the primary is temporarily out of action).</p>Agree, bard!... for all the reasons above plus roleplaying gold opporutunities including:
1) Excuse for the DM to SING
2) Excuse for the DM to DANCE
3) Excuse for the DM to taunt the encounter they have to fight but are trying to negotiate with
4) Excuse for the DM to negotiate with the encounter they need to talk to but are trying to fight
5) Excuse for the DM to drop random one liners from popular movi...er... "Taldorian Operas"
6) Excuse for the DM to wear sequined shirts to "get into...Meat2014-03-05T04:02:22ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=7?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#3412014-02-24T00:15:40Z2014-02-23T06:34:14Z<p>You got your Pathfinder judging material all set up, a demon filled year 5 PFS mod with Chronicles and track form in good order, and all the players have Living City characters ready to go.</p>You got your Pathfinder judging material all set up, a demon filled year 5 PFS mod with Chronicles and track form in good order, and all the players have Living City characters ready to go.Meat2014-02-23T06:34:14ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=7?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#3402014-06-10T22:14:37Z2014-02-23T06:30:27Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Michael Brock wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Meat wrote:</div><blockquote> Your GM for the GC special bailed and Mike Brock has to fill in and he hasn't slept in over 48 hours :-) </blockquote>That was a terrifically fun game! "I'm sure you could hitch a ride on the back of the tiny creature hovering over lava. Do you still wish you to try?" ;-) </blockquote><p>Actually I was the other one that died. Half-orcs aren't that dumb! Human clerics on the other hand....
<p>It was a blast, I was pretty much on the edge of my seat until I died... if you have an auction for "get your PC killed by Mike Brock at the special" at the GC auction I would surely bid :-D</p>Michael Brock wrote:Meat wrote: Your GM for the GC special bailed and Mike Brock has to fill in and he hasn't slept in over 48 hours :-)
That was a terrifically fun game! "I'm sure you could hitch a ride on the back of the tiny creature hovering over lava. Do you still wish you to try?" ;-) Actually I was the other one that died. Half-orcs aren't that dumb! Human clerics on the other hand.... It was a blast, I was pretty much on the edge of my seat until I died... if you have an auction for...Meat2014-02-23T06:30:27ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=6?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#2692015-02-18T00:03:30Z2014-02-15T23:37:03Z<p>Your GM for the GC special bailed and Mike Brock has to fill in and he hasn't slept in over 48 hours :-)</p>Your GM for the GC special bailed and Mike Brock has to fill in and he hasn't slept in over 48 hours :-)Meat2014-02-15T23:37:03ZRe: Forums: Movies: Movie quotes...from any movieMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qkf2&page=11?Movie-quotesfrom-any-movie#5462014-02-13T14:46:09Z2014-02-13T03:08:17Z<p>One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires. -Grandpa, Lost Boys (Last Line)</p>
<p>Well, I'd certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste. -Blood (the dog), A Boy and His Dog (last Line)</p>
<p>A cautous young fellow named Lodge / Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it? -Blood, A Boy and His Dog</p>
<p>Love. You can learn all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her a home. - Mal, Serenity</p>
<p>The Operative: Do you know what your sin is Mal?
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Mal: Ah Hell... I'm a fan of all seven. But right now... I'm gonna have to go with wrath. </p>
<p>-Serenity</p>
<p>Juuusst a bit outside... -Harry Doyle, Major League</p>
<p>These engines are the fastest in any tanks in the European Theater of Operations, forwards or backwards. You see, man, we like to feel we can get out of trouble, quicker than we got into it. - Oddball, Kelly's Heroes</p>
<p>Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? - Oddball, Kelly's Heroes</p>
<p>Human females enjoy stories about one person dying slowly..... The males prefer stories of many people dying quickly. -Narrator (describing a movie date), The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human</p>One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires. -Grandpa, Lost Boys (Last Line)
Well, I'd certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste. -Blood (the dog), A Boy and His Dog (last Line)
A cautous young fellow named Lodge / Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it? -Blood, A Boy and His Dog
Love. You can learn all...Meat2014-02-13T03:08:17ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=5?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#2342014-02-13T15:49:10Z2014-02-09T21:22:18Z<p>The party consists of 3 paladins, and a bard, and the only player willing to talk to anyone is your CHA 5 Dwarf. (happened at GenCon)</p>The party consists of 3 paladins, and a bard, and the only player willing to talk to anyone is your CHA 5 Dwarf. (happened at GenCon)Meat2014-02-09T21:22:18ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: [Humor] Pathfinder Lexicon/DictionaryMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ptrk&page=3?Humor-Pathfinder-LexiconDictionary#1252013-06-15T02:31:49Z2013-06-14T21:18:16Z<p>CR - A made up number to hide how really awesome an author's new monster is. </p>
<p>EL - A number supposedly derived from the CR's present and totally ignores author created conditions that hose the PCs but the CR's are immune to.</p>CR - A made up number to hide how really awesome an author's new monster is.
EL - A number supposedly derived from the CR's present and totally ignores author created conditions that hose the PCs but the CR's are immune to.Meat2013-06-14T21:18:16ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why Cavalier hate?Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2purb&page=3?Why-Cavalier-hate#1362013-06-15T02:14:14Z2013-06-14T17:43:35Z<p>Cavaliers are boring: Are you kidding? Order of the Cockatrice alone is role playing gold...</p>
<p>All you do is lance charge: My Order of the Cockatrice cavalier 5/Rogue[Rake] has zero mounted combat feats, & I've lance charged once so far (Ok it was a devastating crit). (Using in an AP, loved him so much I rolled out a PFS version). I'm a flanking off-tank and the rogue in the party's best friend. I TWF + bite attack (Tusked), the Rogue [Rake] ability or Dazzling Display let me Demoralize for the Orders' bonus to hit. Challenge lets me crank on extra damage per hit (Order increases the damage output on Challenge), and tactician lets me gift Precise Strike on the party... with our melee heavy group its brutual.</p>Cavaliers are boring: Are you kidding? Order of the Cockatrice alone is role playing gold...
All you do is lance charge: My Order of the Cockatrice cavalier 5/Rogue[Rake] has zero mounted combat feats, & I've lance charged once so far (Ok it was a devastating crit). (Using in an AP, loved him so much I rolled out a PFS version). I'm a flanking off-tank and the rogue in the party's best friend. I TWF + bite attack (Tusked), the Rogue [Rake] ability or Dazzling Display let me Demoralize for...Meat2013-06-14T17:43:35ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Goblins in societyMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2orsq&page=3?Goblins-in-society#1312012-12-28T19:07:26Z2012-12-28T18:29:42Z<p>Well four of us played our goblins (Ranger, Rogue, Ninja, Druid) for the first time earlier this month... no other PCs in the group. </p>
<p>The Pathfinder Chronicle report as transcribed in the edited words of Pathfinder Slugtooth:</p>
<p>The Vent couldn't wait to get rid of us and find "competants"... we attacked the Headnodders and gave the Headnodders the thing, then we got attacked by the right Headnodders we were supposed to get the thing to, we trailed the right Headnodders to the place without the thing, where we totally kneecapped the guards despite being noisey. We set fire to some more nodders, and beat on a klanky thing for hours til it stopped klankity klanking. Then the Nodder and his Big Meow ate our Big Meow but he didn't munch us because we totally talky talked him meezy.</p>Well four of us played our goblins (Ranger, Rogue, Ninja, Druid) for the first time earlier this month... no other PCs in the group.
The Pathfinder Chronicle report as transcribed in the edited words of Pathfinder Slugtooth:
The Vent couldn't wait to get rid of us and find "competants"... we attacked the Headnodders and gave the Headnodders the thing, then we got attacked by the right Headnodders we were supposed to get the thing to, we trailed the right Headnodders to the place without the...Meat2012-12-28T18:29:42ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why do folks think Antagonize is a broken feat?Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ov1j?Why-do-folks-think-Antagonize-is-a-broken-feat#412014-10-18T17:32:47Z2012-09-13T21:30:12Z<p>The whole feat can be fixed with the phrase:</p>
<p>"This feat can only be used in combat (after initiative) against a target that is hostile,"</p>The whole feat can be fixed with the phrase:
"This feat can only be used in combat (after initiative) against a target that is hostile,"Meat2012-09-13T21:30:12ZRe: Forums: Advice: Who is better at TWF, Ranger or Fighter?Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oukf?Who-is-better-at-TWF-Ranger-or-Fighter#122012-09-11T16:48:46Z2012-09-11T15:59:37Z<p>TWF, your looking for stuff to add to all attacks, sneak attack, cavalier's challenge, Dirty Fighter trait, etc....</p>
<p>I love half-orcs for Tusked trait (secondary bite)... which stacks well with TWF... </p>
<p>I have a TWF Half-orc cavalier/rogue[rake]in one AP that I can grant Precise Strike to the party and flank with our rogue and paladin.</p>TWF, your looking for stuff to add to all attacks, sneak attack, cavalier's challenge, Dirty Fighter trait, etc....
I love half-orcs for Tusked trait (secondary bite)... which stacks well with TWF...
I have a TWF Half-orc cavalier/rogue[rake]in one AP that I can grant Precise Strike to the party and flank with our rogue and paladin.Meat2012-09-11T15:59:37ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Vent my friends. Let me hear your worst DM stories.Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ostg&page=3?Vent-my-friends-Let-me-hear-your-worst-DM#1442017-01-12T20:52:51Z2012-09-07T14:43:38Z<p>LG at a con - We are a 1st level party: </p>
<p>Mod 1-</p>
<p>Went ok until the final encounter, we KNEW the opponents were in a room hiding behind crates... we came up with a plan to move in and flank them. The DM then draws the room around our marching order with us dead in the middle in a crossfire... oh and the summoning wizard had all his available summoned creatures cast and the duration clocks on all of them at zero. Most of the summoned creatures needed magic weapons to harm... we basically fought defensively for 7 rounds before asking what caster level they were... oh 3... and they were the summonded things for the tier 5-6 caster [facepalm] </p>
<p>Mod 2-</p>
<p>Encounter #1 - He threw the tier 3-4 encounter at us but we handled it somehow. </p>
<p>Encounter #2: This is a "your going the wrong way turn back" encounter... the DM felt 12 zombies weren't enough of a challenge for a party of 1st levelers... it became the tier 5-6 6 Wraiths... After he gleefully killed two PC's I slipped off to talk to the Con Co-ordinator to find out what the heck was going on with these encounters... who shook his head and threw the DM out of the con.</p>LG at a con - We are a 1st level party:
Mod 1-
Went ok until the final encounter, we KNEW the opponents were in a room hiding behind crates... we came up with a plan to move in and flank them. The DM then draws the room around our marching order with us dead in the middle in a crossfire... oh and the summoning wizard had all his available summoned creatures cast and the duration clocks on all of them at zero. Most of the summoned creatures needed magic weapons to harm... we basically fought...Meat2012-09-07T14:43:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What do you do for a living?Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2osho&page=3?What-do-you-do-for-a-living#1432012-09-05T17:38:18Z2012-09-05T17:25:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ron Lundeen wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Meat wrote:</div><blockquote> Also, Hello Mr. Lundeen, LTNS - get thee to the land formerly known as Highfolk for a con sometime. </blockquote>I will happily do so, as soon as my weekend bosses (ages 4, 21 months, and 21 months) allow! </blockquote><p>Nods... so see you at Dan's Con 2017.... just FYI we had friends with a 4 month old at GC... its never to early to indoctrinate the next generation of gamers.... :-DRon Lundeen wrote:Meat wrote: Also, Hello Mr. Lundeen, LTNS - get thee to the land formerly known as Highfolk for a con sometime.
I will happily do so, as soon as my weekend bosses (ages 4, 21 months, and 21 months) allow! Nods... so see you at Dan's Con 2017.... just FYI we had friends with a 4 month old at GC... its never to early to indoctrinate the next generation of gamers.... :-DMeat2012-09-05T17:25:08ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why are people reluctant to play clerics?Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2orcq&page=5?Why-are-people-reluctant-to-play-clerics#2232012-08-31T00:55:04Z2012-08-30T15:26:27Z<p>After playing a Cleric of Boccob all through LG (psst bring back Domain Spontaneity and the Force domain - I miss dropping Walls of Force all over the place while airwalking in my cube of force)</p>
<p>And playing a Cleric of Saren Rae all through 2nd Darkness</p>
<p>I took a pass in PFS, until last night... but I'm not Channeling positive... healing is everyone's responsiblity!</p>
<p>Seriouosly though, there's just so many archtypes and classes I think that's why there seem to be fewer clerics.</p>After playing a Cleric of Boccob all through LG (psst bring back Domain Spontaneity and the Force domain - I miss dropping Walls of Force all over the place while airwalking in my cube of force)
And playing a Cleric of Saren Rae all through 2nd Darkness
I took a pass in PFS, until last night... but I'm not Channeling positive... healing is everyone's responsiblity!
Seriouosly though, there's just so many archtypes and classes I think that's why there seem to be fewer clerics.Meat2012-08-30T15:26:27ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Adventure Path: General Discussion: Help name next year's Worldwound-themed Adventure Path!Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oqfn&page=2?Help-name-next-years-Worldwoundthemed#952012-08-29T03:59:57Z2012-08-24T21:09:11Z<p>I Went All the Way to the Worldwound, and All I Got Was This Lousy Quasit.</p>I Went All the Way to the Worldwound, and All I Got Was This Lousy Quasit.Meat2012-08-24T21:09:11ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Things you DO like in your Fantasy RPGsMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oq07?Things-you-DO-like-in-your-Fantasy-RPGs#422012-08-24T15:55:17Z2012-08-24T15:51:57Z<p>Loot</p>
<p>Orcs</p>
<p>Death</p>
<p>Bloodshed</p>
<p>Villiany</p>
<p>A nice cup of tea</p>Loot
Orcs
Death
Bloodshed
Villiany
A nice cup of teaMeat2012-08-24T15:51:57ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Adventure Path: General Discussion: One race and one race onlyMeathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oj16?One-race-and-one-race-only#252012-11-11T13:33:39Z2012-07-25T22:41:50Z<p>I'd say halfling or gnome as you could tailor all the encounters knowing all the PCs are going to be small sized... make for some interesting situations.</p>I'd say halfling or gnome as you could tailor all the encounters knowing all the PCs are going to be small sized... make for some interesting situations.Meat2012-07-25T22:41:50ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Things you don't want to hear the party necromancer say.Meathttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oce4&page=2?Things-you-dont-want-to-hear-the-party#932013-04-13T06:57:00Z2012-06-27T16:48:42Z<p>124) [Scroll poofs] huh.... never heard of a WIDEN Animate Dead spell... so guys, how many bodies do you think are in this old battlefield?</p>
<p>125) Oh you wanted me to REZ the fighter, eh close enough... I think he's smarter now anyway. </p>
<p>126) What? The Rogue wanted a 7 & 7, the Cleric wanted a grasshopper, and the Fighter wanted a... oh there's a DRINK called a Zombie....</p>124) [Scroll poofs] huh.... never heard of a WIDEN Animate Dead spell... so guys, how many bodies do you think are in this old battlefield?
125) Oh you wanted me to REZ the fighter, eh close enough... I think he's smarter now anyway.
126) What? The Rogue wanted a 7 & 7, the Cleric wanted a grasshopper, and the Fighter wanted a... oh there's a DRINK called a Zombie....Meat2012-06-27T16:48:42Z