paizo.com Recent Posts by Mashpaizo.com Recent Posts by Mash2018-08-08T23:44:31Z2018-08-08T23:44:31ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Call for demotion of Venture Captain Norden BalentiirMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2up80?Call-for-demotion-of-Venture-Captain-Norden#122017-11-01T06:32:43Z2017-11-01T06:32:43Z<p><b>"Dreng. He da one ya should na trust."</b></p>"Dreng. He da one ya should na trust."Mash (alias of Fromper)2017-11-01T06:32:43ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: GenCon - What should a player bring to the table?Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uhj1?GenCon-What-should-a-player-bring-to-the-table#132017-07-30T05:41:08Z2017-07-30T05:41:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">JDLPF wrote:</div><blockquote> A pen, pencil, eraser and note paper. Don't be an illiterate Barbarian! </blockquote><p>Illit what? Me barbarian. Nuthin' wrong wit' bein' barbarian!!!JDLPF wrote:A pen, pencil, eraser and note paper. Don't be an illiterate Barbarian!
Illit what? Me barbarian. Nuthin' wrong wit' bein' barbarian!!!Mash (alias of Fromper)2017-07-30T05:41:08ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Theoretical 'Fixes' for the Factions...Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u75p?Theoretical-Fixes-for-the-Factions#282017-02-23T19:38:45Z2017-02-23T19:38:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bloodspeaker Mea Culpa wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Mash wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Bloodspeaker Mea Culpa wrote:</div><blockquote> As the, I believe, current high ranking shadow lodge member, Venture Captain Mea Culpa would be more than happy to host all remaining and prospective shadow lodge members at her lodge on the moon. </blockquote><b>"Youse not only ventoor cap'n still in Shadow Lodge. Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash! Me in Shadow Lodge since first join Society! Me still Shadow Lodge ferever!"</b> </blockquote><b>"Yaay! Are you still doin what grand mister torch said and bein nice to all the other pathfinders and helpin them? Cuz that's what good adventure captins do."</b> </blockquote><p><b>"Zactly! That why me join Shadow Lodge. Me meet Torch on very first mishun, and he say watch out fer each other, so that what me do."</b>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>My very first PFS game was First Steps 3, and Mash was motivated to join after hearing Torch's speech.</span></p>Bloodspeaker Mea Culpa wrote:Mash wrote: Bloodspeaker Mea Culpa wrote: As the, I believe, current high ranking shadow lodge member, Venture Captain Mea Culpa would be more than happy to host all remaining and prospective shadow lodge members at her lodge on the moon.
"Youse not only ventoor cap'n still in Shadow Lodge. Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash! Me in Shadow Lodge since first join Society! Me still Shadow Lodge ferever!" "Yaay! Are you still doin what grand mister torch said and bein nice to all...Mash (alias of Fromper)2017-02-23T19:38:45ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Theoretical 'Fixes' for the Factions...Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u75p?Theoretical-Fixes-for-the-Factions#252017-02-23T18:23:00Z2017-02-23T18:23:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bloodspeaker Mea Culpa wrote:</div><blockquote> As the, I believe, current high ranking shadow lodge member, Venture Captain Mea Culpa would be more than happy to host all remaining and prospective shadow lodge members at her lodge on the moon. </blockquote><p><b>"Youse not only ventoor cap'n still in Shadow Lodge. Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash! Me in Shadow Lodge since first join Society! Me still Shadow Lodge ferever!"</b>Bloodspeaker Mea Culpa wrote:As the, I believe, current high ranking shadow lodge member, Venture Captain Mea Culpa would be more than happy to host all remaining and prospective shadow lodge members at her lodge on the moon.
"Youse not only ventoor cap'n still in Shadow Lodge. Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash! Me in Shadow Lodge since first join Society! Me still Shadow Lodge ferever!"Mash (alias of Fromper)2017-02-23T18:23:00ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qnjr&page=43?You-know-youre-in-trouble-when-you-get-to-the#21192016-12-12T06:11:18Z2016-12-12T06:11:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">thorin001 wrote:</div><blockquote> When the party is turning to the Barbarian for knowledge checks. </blockquote><p>Me have max ranks in knowledge (how to hit stuff really hard).thorin001 wrote:When the party is turning to the Barbarian for knowledge checks.
Me have max ranks in knowledge (how to hit stuff really hard).Mash (alias of Fromper)2016-12-12T06:11:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: The Flaxseed Pathfinder LodgeMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/campaigns/TheFlaxseedPathfinderLodgeExploreReportCooperate/gameplay&page=76#37932016-08-16T17:35:44Z2016-08-16T17:35:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mash wrote:</div><blockquote><p> A very muscular, blonde human man enters, wearing a breastplate, with a small arsenal of martial weapons sheathed on his belt and strapped to his back. He glowers at the assembled Pathfinders.</p>
<p><b>"Me Mash!!!"</b> He announces, then pauses as if thinking for a second. <b>"Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash!!!"</b> he corrects himself.</p>
<p><b>"Ventoor Cap'n Valsin want some of youse new recruits for mission in Abs'lom. Show up soon. Boat leaving."</b></p>
<p>With that, he flings a sign up sheet at the crowd and leaves.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Recruitment thread: </span><a href="http://paizo.com/campaigns/PFS710GamedayVFrompersConsortiumCompact/recruiting&page=last" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fromper's Consortium Compact for PbP Gameday V, starting August 27 </a></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>This is an evergreen scenario, so you can play it with level 1 PCs as often as you want, and once with a level 2. This is standard, not core.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I'm an experienced player and GM (3 stars), and I've played a few games of PbP, but it's my first time GMing in PbP. So you may need to bear with me as I figure out stuff like posting maps and things. I chose this adventure, because I've already played and GMed it twice each, so I know it well.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>And yes, my first Society PC really is a Venture-Captain now.</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Game full</span>Mash wrote:A very muscular, blonde human man enters, wearing a breastplate, with a small arsenal of martial weapons sheathed on his belt and strapped to his back. He glowers at the assembled Pathfinders.
"Me Mash!!!" He announces, then pauses as if thinking for a second. "Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash!!!" he corrects himself.
"Ventoor Cap'n Valsin want some of youse new recruits for mission in Abs'lom. Show up soon. Boat leaving."
With that, he flings a sign up sheet at the crowd and leaves.
...Mash (alias of Fromper)2016-08-16T17:35:44ZRe: Forums: Recruitment: [PFS] The Flaxseed Pathfinder Lodge: Explore, Report, Cooperate! (ongoing PFS recruitment)Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/campaigns/TheFlaxseedPathfinderLodgeExploreReportCooperate/recruiting&page=14#6902016-08-16T17:35:26Z2016-08-16T17:35:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mash wrote:</div><blockquote><p> A very muscular, blonde human man enters, wearing a breastplate, with a small arsenal of martial weapons sheathed on his belt and strapped to his back. He glowers at the assembled Pathfinders.</p>
<p><b>"Me Mash!!!"</b> He announces, then pauses as if thinking for a second. <b>"Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash!!!"</b> he corrects himself.</p>
<p><b>"Ventoor Cap'n Valsin want some of youse new recruits for mission in Abs'lom. Show up soon. Boat leaving."</b></p>
<p>With that, he flings a sign up sheet at the crowd and leaves.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Recruitment thread: </span><a href="http://paizo.com/campaigns/PFS710GamedayVFrompersConsortiumCompact/recruiting&page=last" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fromper's Consortium Compact for PbP Gameday V, starting August 27 </a></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>This is an evergreen scenario, so you can play it with level 1 PCs as often as you want, and once with a level 2. This is standard, not core.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I'm an experienced player and GM (3 stars), and I've played a few games of PbP, but it's my first time GMing in PbP. So you may need to bear with me as I figure out stuff like posting maps and things. I chose this adventure, because I've already played and GMed it twice each, so I know it well.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>And yes, my first Society PC really is a Venture-Captain now.</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Game full</span>Mash wrote:A very muscular, blonde human man enters, wearing a breastplate, with a small arsenal of martial weapons sheathed on his belt and strapped to his back. He glowers at the assembled Pathfinders.
"Me Mash!!!" He announces, then pauses as if thinking for a second. "Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash!!!" he corrects himself.
"Ventoor Cap'n Valsin want some of youse new recruits for mission in Abs'lom. Show up soon. Boat leaving."
With that, he flings a sign up sheet at the crowd and leaves.
...Mash (alias of Fromper)2016-08-16T17:35:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: The Flaxseed Pathfinder Lodge of Cassomir, TaldorMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/campaigns/TheFlaxseedPathfinderLodgeExploreReportCooperate/discussion&page=27#13172016-08-16T17:34:54Z2016-08-16T17:34:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mash wrote:</div><blockquote><p> A very muscular, blonde human man enters, wearing a breastplate, with a small arsenal of martial weapons sheathed on his belt and strapped to his back. He glowers at the assembled Pathfinders.</p>
<p><b>"Me Mash!!!"</b> He announces, then pauses as if thinking for a second. <b>"Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash!!!"</b> he corrects himself.</p>
<p><b>"Ventoor Cap'n Valsin want some of youse new recruits for mission in Abs'lom. Show up soon. Boat leaving."</b></p>
<p>With that, he flings a sign up sheet at the crowd and leaves.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Recruitment thread: </span><a href="http://paizo.com/campaigns/PFS710GamedayVFrompersConsortiumCompact/recruiting&page=last" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fromper's Consortium Compact for PbP Gameday V, starting August 27 </a></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>This is an evergreen scenario, so you can play it with level 1 PCs as often as you want, and once with a level 2. This is standard, not core.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I'm an experienced player and GM (3 stars), and I've played a few games of PbP, but it's my first time GMing in PbP. So you may need to bear with me as I figure out stuff like posting maps and things. I chose this adventure, because I've already played and GMed it twice each, so I know it well.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>And yes, my first Society PC really is a Venture-Captain now.</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Game full</span>Mash wrote:A very muscular, blonde human man enters, wearing a breastplate, with a small arsenal of martial weapons sheathed on his belt and strapped to his back. He glowers at the assembled Pathfinders.
"Me Mash!!!" He announces, then pauses as if thinking for a second. "Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash!!!" he corrects himself.
"Ventoor Cap'n Valsin want some of youse new recruits for mission in Abs'lom. Show up soon. Boat leaving."
With that, he flings a sign up sheet at the crowd and leaves.
...Mash (alias of Fromper)2016-08-16T17:34:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: The Flaxseed Pathfinder Lodge of Cassomir, TaldorMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/campaigns/TheFlaxseedPathfinderLodgeExploreReportCooperate/discussion&page=27#13162016-08-15T17:22:45Z2016-08-15T17:22:45Z<p>A very muscular, blonde human man enters, wearing a breastplate, with a small arsenal of martial weapons sheathed on his belt and strapped to his back. He glowers at the assembled Pathfinders.</p>
<p><b>"Me Mash!!!"</b> He announces, then pauses as if thinking for a second. <b>"Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash!!!"</b> he corrects himself.</p>
<p><b>"Ventoor Cap'n Valsin want some of youse new recruits for mission in Abs'lom. Show up soon. Boat leaving."</b></p>
<p>With that, he flings a sign up sheet at the crowd and leaves.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Recruitment thread: </span><a href="http://paizo.com/campaigns/PFS710GamedayVFrompersConsortiumCompact/recruiting&page=last" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fromper's Consortium Compact for PbP Gameday V, starting August 27 </a></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>This is an evergreen scenario, so you can play it with level 1 PCs as often as you want, and once with a level 2. This is standard, not core.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I'm an experienced player and GM (3 stars), and I've played a few games of PbP, but it's my first time GMing in PbP. So you may need to bear with me as I figure out stuff like posting maps and things. I chose this adventure, because I've already played and GMed it twice each, so I know it well.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>And yes, my first Society PC really is a Venture-Captain now.</span></p>A very muscular, blonde human man enters, wearing a breastplate, with a small arsenal of martial weapons sheathed on his belt and strapped to his back. He glowers at the assembled Pathfinders.
"Me Mash!!!" He announces, then pauses as if thinking for a second. "Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash!!!" he corrects himself.
"Ventoor Cap'n Valsin want some of youse new recruits for mission in Abs'lom. Show up soon. Boat leaving."
With that, he flings a sign up sheet at the crowd and leaves.
Recruitment...Mash (alias of Fromper)2016-08-15T17:22:45ZRe: Forums: Recruitment: [PFS] The Flaxseed Pathfinder Lodge: Explore, Report, Cooperate! (ongoing PFS recruitment)Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/campaigns/TheFlaxseedPathfinderLodgeExploreReportCooperate/recruiting&page=14#6892016-08-15T17:22:41Z2016-08-15T17:22:41Z<p>A very muscular, blonde human man enters, wearing a breastplate, with a small arsenal of martial weapons sheathed on his belt and strapped to his back. He glowers at the assembled Pathfinders.</p>
<p><b>"Me Mash!!!"</b> He announces, then pauses as if thinking for a second. <b>"Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash!!!"</b> he corrects himself.</p>
<p><b>"Ventoor Cap'n Valsin want some of youse new recruits for mission in Abs'lom. Show up soon. Boat leaving."</b></p>
<p>With that, he flings a sign up sheet at the crowd and leaves.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Recruitment thread: </span><a href="http://paizo.com/campaigns/PFS710GamedayVFrompersConsortiumCompact/recruiting&page=last" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fromper's Consortium Compact for PbP Gameday V, starting August 27 </a></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>This is an evergreen scenario, so you can play it with level 1 PCs as often as you want, and once with a level 2. This is standard, not core.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I'm an experienced player and GM (3 stars), and I've played a few games of PbP, but it's my first time GMing in PbP. So you may need to bear with me as I figure out stuff like posting maps and things. I chose this adventure, because I've already played and GMed it twice each, so I know it well.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>And yes, my first Society PC really is a Venture-Captain now.</span></p>A very muscular, blonde human man enters, wearing a breastplate, with a small arsenal of martial weapons sheathed on his belt and strapped to his back. He glowers at the assembled Pathfinders.
"Me Mash!!!" He announces, then pauses as if thinking for a second. "Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash!!!" he corrects himself.
"Ventoor Cap'n Valsin want some of youse new recruits for mission in Abs'lom. Show up soon. Boat leaving."
With that, he flings a sign up sheet at the crowd and leaves.
Recruitment...Mash (alias of Fromper)2016-08-15T17:22:41ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: The Flaxseed Pathfinder LodgeMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/campaigns/TheFlaxseedPathfinderLodgeExploreReportCooperate/gameplay&page=76#37922016-08-15T17:20:34Z2016-08-15T17:20:34Z<p>A very muscular, blonde human man enters, wearing a breastplate, with a small arsenal of martial weapons sheathed on his belt and strapped to his back. He glowers at the assembled Pathfinders.</p>
<p><b>"Me Mash!!!"</b> He announces, then pauses as if thinking for a second. <b>"Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash!!!"</b> he corrects himself.</p>
<p><b>"Ventoor Cap'n Valsin want some of youse new recruits for mission in Abs'lom. Show up soon. Boat leaving."</b></p>
<p>With that, he flings a sign up sheet at the crowd and leaves.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Recruitment thread: </span><a href="http://paizo.com/campaigns/PFS710GamedayVFrompersConsortiumCompact/recruiting&page=last" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fromper's Consortium Compact for PbP Gameday V, starting August 27 </a></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>This is an evergreen scenario, so you can play it with level 1 PCs as often as you want, and once with a level 2. This is standard, not core.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I'm an experienced player and GM (3 stars), and I've played a few games of PbP, but it's my first time GMing in PbP. So you may need to bear with me as I figure out stuff like posting maps and things. I chose this adventure, because I've already played and GMed it twice each, so I know it well.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>And yes, my first Society PC really is a Venture-Captain now.</span></p>A very muscular, blonde human man enters, wearing a breastplate, with a small arsenal of martial weapons sheathed on his belt and strapped to his back. He glowers at the assembled Pathfinders.
"Me Mash!!!" He announces, then pauses as if thinking for a second. "Me Ventoor Cap'n Mash!!!" he corrects himself.
"Ventoor Cap'n Valsin want some of youse new recruits for mission in Abs'lom. Show up soon. Boat leaving."
With that, he flings a sign up sheet at the crowd and leaves.
Recruitment...Mash (alias of Fromper)2016-08-15T17:20:34ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Thank you for no race retirements!Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tozm&page=5?Thank-you-for-no-race-retirements#2042016-06-17T16:15:33Z2016-06-17T15:26:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hmm wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drogon wrote:</div><blockquote>One thing I get to take away from this: Hmm will now be known in my mind as Hmm The Hun. (-: </blockquote><p>Well, I certainly have invaded these forums, but I haven't conquered them yet. Maybe I need to amass more followers in my barbarian horde. Tea and cookies, anyone?
<p>(What? My barbarian horde has standards to upkeep.) </blockquote><p>Cookies!!! Me like cookies!Hmm wrote:Drogon wrote:One thing I get to take away from this: Hmm will now be known in my mind as Hmm The Hun. (-:
Well, I certainly have invaded these forums, but I haven't conquered them yet. Maybe I need to amass more followers in my barbarian horde. Tea and cookies, anyone? (What? My barbarian horde has standards to upkeep.) Cookies!!! Me like cookies!Mash (alias of Fromper)2016-06-17T15:26:39ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Poll: Replacing consumables (proposed rules change)Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tn79&page=2?Poll-Replacing-consumables#552016-05-12T20:59:19Z2016-05-12T18:58:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">TwoWolves wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ogren Runeaxe wrote:</div><blockquote> Mostly incidental, but scrolls of Breath of Life suck. They're practically unusable if the caster doesn't start within 5' of the dead player. </blockquote><p>That's why my cleric has a Glove of Storing, for when spring loaded wrist sheaths are disallowed.
<p>I guess a burly type could pick a cleric up and move him over to the target, but that's probably asking too much... </blockquote><p>Me once do sumthin' like that. Me compete in Ruby Phoenix Tourney with friends Lightheart and Cinna and others. Cinna casty cleric type, had breathe o' life spell ready for if we die.
<p>Lightheart got kill by big beasty, and Cinna too far away. So me pick up Lightheart and throw her at Cinna, so they be within 30 feet of each other. But me big, strong, raging barbarian, and Lightheart is thin monk lady wit' no armor or heavy gear, so she easy to throw.</p>TwoWolves wrote:Ogren Runeaxe wrote: Mostly incidental, but scrolls of Breath of Life suck. They're practically unusable if the caster doesn't start within 5' of the dead player.
That's why my cleric has a Glove of Storing, for when spring loaded wrist sheaths are disallowed. I guess a burly type could pick a cleric up and move him over to the target, but that's probably asking too much... Me once do sumthin' like that. Me compete in Ruby Phoenix Tourney with friends Lightheart and Cinna and...Mash (alias of Fromper)2016-05-12T18:58:04ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Why was the Shadow Lodge faction erased from play?Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2suac?Why-was-the-Shadow-Lodge-faction-erased-from#112015-08-14T22:08:57Z2015-08-14T04:12:04Z<p>"Ex-Shadow Lodgers? Me no ex!!! Me still in Shadow Lodge! And since me Ventoor Cap'n now, me gonna restart Shadow Lodge as new leader."</p>
<p><span class=tiny>OOC: Yes, really. Mash is retired, so I haven't played him since the Shadow Lodge went away, so he's officially still a member. And he really did earn a Venture-Captain title. One of these days, someone at Paizo will actually notice these occasional posts of mine and put Mash into a scenario as an NPC trying to restart the Shadow Lodge. That would be friggin hilarious. :)</span></p>"Ex-Shadow Lodgers? Me no ex!!! Me still in Shadow Lodge! And since me Ventoor Cap'n now, me gonna restart Shadow Lodge as new leader."
OOC: Yes, really. Mash is retired, so I haven't played him since the Shadow Lodge went away, so he's officially still a member. And he really did earn a Venture-Captain title. One of these days, someone at Paizo will actually notice these occasional posts of mine and put Mash into a scenario as an NPC trying to restart the Shadow Lodge. That would be friggin...Mash (alias of Fromper)2015-08-14T04:12:04ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: What constitutes "owning a book"Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sr94?What-constitutes-owning-a-book#352015-08-07T16:48:32Z2015-08-07T16:48:32Z<p>A large, muscular human with a big axe walks in, looks down at the ground, and seems confused. </p>
<p>"Uhh... any o' youse know why dis horse is lyin' here with two broke legs, some broke ribs, and three bullet holes in 'is head? Looks pretty dead to me, but looks like sumbudy still beatin' on it."</p>A large, muscular human with a big axe walks in, looks down at the ground, and seems confused.
"Uhh... any o' youse know why dis horse is lyin' here with two broke legs, some broke ribs, and three bullet holes in 'is head? Looks pretty dead to me, but looks like sumbudy still beatin' on it."Mash (alias of Fromper)2015-08-07T16:48:32ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Paizo Blog: Year of the Sky Key Begins!Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lgc7?Year-of-the-Sky-Key-Begins#332014-07-31T15:07:55Z2014-07-29T18:15:00Z<p><b>"Me Mash!!! Me big, tough barbarian!!! Me Venture-Captain!!!"</p>
<p>"Me still in Shadow Lodge, watch out fer other Pathfinders. Not care about other factuns. Me hear Torch leave. Me want restart Shadow Lodge without him."</b></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Retired at level 14, before his faction disappeared.</span></p>"Me Mash!!! Me big, tough barbarian!!! Me Venture-Captain!!!"
"Me still in Shadow Lodge, watch out fer other Pathfinders. Not care about other factuns. Me hear Torch leave. Me want restart Shadow Lodge without him."
Retired at level 14, before his faction disappeared.Mash (alias of Fromper)2014-07-29T18:15:00ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Which faction best for Molos?Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ra5w?Which-faction-best-for-Molos#62014-07-18T20:29:35Z2014-07-18T20:29:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Valeria Wintrish wrote:</div><blockquote> I would recommend honorable Cheliax, but despite the Paracountess's constant references to delicious flesh morsels, she has yet to provide any refreshments. I'm beginning to suspect that she may be lying about them. </blockquote><p>Errr... Me not think that mean what you think it mean.Valeria Wintrish wrote:I would recommend honorable Cheliax, but despite the Paracountess's constant references to delicious flesh morsels, she has yet to provide any refreshments. I'm beginning to suspect that she may be lying about them.
Errr... Me not think that mean what you think it mean.Mash (alias of Fromper)2014-07-18T20:29:35ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Is Combat Reflexes worth it?Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r7j2&page=2?Is-Combat-Reflexes-worth-it#872014-07-04T03:39:06Z2014-07-04T03:39:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CommandoDude wrote:</div><blockquote><p> So, what ways are there to take advantage of Attacks of Opportunities in nonstandard ways?</p>
<p>Swashbuckler gets build in parries as AoOs which are great. There's the Bodyguard feat. What else? </blockquote><p>Me big, tough barbarian. Me take Combat Reflex at level 11, then get Come and Get Me rage power at level 12, with 16 dex. Me now get 7 attacks per round, 5 at full BAB, as long as bad guys keep tryin' ta hit me.CommandoDude wrote:So, what ways are there to take advantage of Attacks of Opportunities in nonstandard ways?
Swashbuckler gets build in parries as AoOs which are great. There's the Bodyguard feat. What else?
Me big, tough barbarian. Me take Combat Reflex at level 11, then get Come and Get Me rage power at level 12, with 16 dex. Me now get 7 attacks per round, 5 at full BAB, as long as bad guys keep tryin' ta hit me.Mash (alias of Fromper)2014-07-04T03:39:06ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Just how absurd are Barbarians?Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r6ez&page=2?Just-how-absurd-are-Barbarians#632014-06-18T19:14:05Z2014-06-18T19:14:05Z<p>Me not absurd. Me surd challenged.</p>Me not absurd. Me surd challenged.Mash (alias of Fromper)2014-06-18T19:14:05ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Your Skippy's List -or- Things You're No Longer Allowed To Do In PFSMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q2wr&page=2?Your-Skippys-List-or-Things-Youre-No-Longer#652013-08-22T19:00:47Z2013-08-22T19:00:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">MrSin wrote:</div><blockquote> I am no longer allowed to take a door off its hinges and keep it as loot. </blockquote><p>Why not?
<p>Me not collect doors as loot. Me just keep heads of evry drag'n me ever kill. Got 'em stuffed and hung on m'wall at home.</p>MrSin wrote:I am no longer allowed to take a door off its hinges and keep it as loot.
Why not? Me not collect doors as loot. Me just keep heads of evry drag'n me ever kill. Got 'em stuffed and hung on m'wall at home.Mash (alias of Fromper)2013-08-22T19:00:47ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Your Skippy's List -or- Things You're No Longer Allowed To Do In PFSMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q2wr?Your-Skippys-List-or-Things-Youre-No-Longer#442013-08-26T20:43:52Z2013-08-22T17:53:42Z<p>Me cant tell Drendle Drang "You know this is why I trust Grandmaster Torch more than you, right?"... again.</p>Me cant tell Drendle Drang "You know this is why I trust Grandmaster Torch more than you, right?"... again.Mash (alias of Fromper)2013-08-22T17:53:42ZRe: Forums: Advice: Wizards: specialist vs. universalistMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pqmm?Wizards-specialist-vs-universalist#252013-05-08T20:20:44Z2013-05-08T18:27:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">master_marshmallow wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Always prepare "Knock."
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ALWAYS!!! </blockquote><p>How you know name of me axe?master_marshmallow wrote:Always prepare "Knock."
ALWAYS!!!
How you know name of me axe?Mash (alias of Fromper)2013-05-08T18:27:32ZRe: Forums: Shadow Lodge: Me do mission in Season 1Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p7pf?Me-do-mission-in-Season-1#122013-05-01T21:54:02Z2013-05-01T21:54:02Z<p>Torch are grand master of chess! He be Bobby Fischer!</p>Torch are grand master of chess! He be Bobby Fischer!Mash (alias of Fromper)2013-05-01T21:54:02ZRe: Forums: Grand Lodge: In-character: PC looking for martial mentorsMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2otd6?Incharacter-PC-looking-for-martial-mentors#212013-04-24T21:00:59Z2013-04-24T21:00:59Z<p>"Me Mash! Me Venter-Cap'n in Society now. Me teach weapon training like Master Farb ta new guys like you."</p>
<p>"Me started off usin' greataxe. Lotta power with big strength. But Grandmaster Torch told me need to use more strategery. Be more precise with weapon, not just strong. Friend Chibiko used nodachi, so me try it, too. More precise than greataxe. Not as big, but get better hits more often. Me teach if you wanna learn ta use big two handed weapons."</p>"Me Mash! Me Venter-Cap'n in Society now. Me teach weapon training like Master Farb ta new guys like you."
"Me started off usin' greataxe. Lotta power with big strength. But Grandmaster Torch told me need to use more strategery. Be more precise with weapon, not just strong. Friend Chibiko used nodachi, so me try it, too. More precise than greataxe. Not as big, but get better hits more often. Me teach if you wanna learn ta use big two handed weapons."Mash (alias of Fromper)2013-04-24T21:00:59ZRe: Forums: Shadow Lodge: The New Faction ExpoMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pofz?The-New-Faction-Expo#342013-04-24T17:37:01Z2013-04-24T17:37:01Z<p>Me no join new factun! Me are loyal ta Grandmaster Torch!!! Torch are me mentor!</p>Me no join new factun! Me are loyal ta Grandmaster Torch!!! Torch are me mentor!Mash (alias of Fromper)2013-04-24T17:37:01ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Amusing life choices for your PCsMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pm32?Amusing-life-choices-for-your-PCs#422013-04-02T18:55:39Z2013-04-02T18:55:39Z<p>Me Mash! Me barbanaria... umm... barbarnar? ... err... barbar... uhh... Me big guy, good at killin' stuff!</p>
<p>Me and friends once sent to find missin' tax collectin' guy. That tougher job than me thought. Me see that wimpy, fat, old guy make bad tax man. Me can do it better! So me become tax man - show people me big axe if they not give me tax money!</p>
<p><span class=tiny>OOC: Only one skill rank in Profession (Tax Collector), which on top of his wisdom penalty was +0 on the day job for most of his career. Around level 11 or 12, I finally got him a headband to boost his wisdom for will saves, so he actually has 10 wisdom and a +1 day job, finally.</span></p>Me Mash! Me barbanaria... umm... barbarnar? ... err... barbar... uhh... Me big guy, good at killin' stuff!
Me and friends once sent to find missin' tax collectin' guy. That tougher job than me thought. Me see that wimpy, fat, old guy make bad tax man. Me can do it better! So me become tax man - show people me big axe if they not give me tax money!
OOC: Only one skill rank in Profession (Tax Collector), which on top of his wisdom penalty was +0 on the day job for most of his career. Around...Mash (alias of Fromper)2013-04-02T18:55:39ZRe: Forums: GM Discussion: Legal GM TacticsMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pfyp?Legal-GM-Tactics#322013-02-08T19:58:33Z2013-02-08T19:58:33Z<p>Me like trap find idea. Me not work with gnome or halfling much, though, so me not have right tool to "Jiggy search" area. Me just find traps old fashin way - me walk into 'em.</p>Me like trap find idea. Me not work with gnome or halfling much, though, so me not have right tool to "Jiggy search" area. Me just find traps old fashin way - me walk into 'em.Mash (alias of Fromper)2013-02-08T19:58:33ZRe: Forums: GM Discussion: SearchingMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pfg8?Searching#92013-02-01T19:03:37Z2013-02-01T19:03:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">nosig wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">nosig wrote:</div><blockquote><p> a couple more things to remember...</p>
<p>Perception is normally a move action - so taking 20 on it would really only be 1 minute. (you can do it 20 times in 1 minute, and twice in one round.)</p>
<p>Also, remember the -1 per 10 foot distance modifier... if the room is 30 foot wide and he has a 30 from the doorway he either has something liek a 26, 27 or 28 for across the room.</p>
<p>I'll also give at least a -5 for things out of sight (can he spell the undead - feel the breeze from the secret door/ hear the invisible rogue/ etc?), sometimes as much as -20 (or more maybe) for effective invisibility. </blockquote>wow... "can he spell the undead" should have been "can he smell the undead" </blockquote><p>If it gool or gast, then me sure he smell it. They smell bad. Me kill them just ta get rid of smell.nosig wrote:nosig wrote:a couple more things to remember...
Perception is normally a move action - so taking 20 on it would really only be 1 minute. (you can do it 20 times in 1 minute, and twice in one round.)
Also, remember the -1 per 10 foot distance modifier... if the room is 30 foot wide and he has a 30 from the doorway he either has something liek a 26, 27 or 28 for across the room.
I'll also give at least a -5 for things out of sight (can he spell the undead - feel the breeze from...Mash (alias of Fromper)2013-02-01T19:03:37ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: 10 questions that'll make your PFS roleplaying blossom.Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p9iy?10-questions-thatll-make-your-PFS-roleplaying#42012-12-14T05:43:36Z2012-12-14T05:43:36Z<p>1. Why are you a Pathfinder?</p>
<p>Me love a good fight! And father is Pathfinder. He all noble paladin. Me not like that. Me just like a good fight, so me break family tradition and go barbarian. But father already pay for entry in Pathfinders for me, and me figure that good way to find lotsa good fights, so me go with it.</p>
<p>2. Do you have a name and surname that is not ripped straight out of existing Earth mythology or popular culture?</p>
<p>Me Mash!!! That come from me battle cry: MASH CRUSH KILL DESTROY!!! But... me birth name is Reginald Bartholomew Brightsword VII. Me think nickname Mash fit me better. Long name is father.</p>
<p>3. Which nation did you grow up in? How did this nation influence you?</p>
<p>Me grow up in Absalom, cause father was Pathfinder from Grand Lodge.</p>
<p>4. What do you look like? What are your wearing? How does this vary when you’re stalking through forests, sewers, deserts or in glittering cities?</p>
<p>Me big, muscular human with blonde hair. Me look Ulfen. Me always wear armor and carry weapons, even at fancy parties. Especially at fancy parties. •grin•</p>
<p>5. What do you love? (Treasure and experience doesn’t count)</p>
<p>See number 1. Me love a good fight.</p>
<p>6. What do you hate? (Unclear and irritating darkness level rules don’t count)</p>
<p>Magic!!! Me hate fightin casty wizard types. Me develop Iron Will and get special cloak to protect from magic. Me ok with friends using magic, but only if me know them well.</p>
<p>7. Which other Pathfinders (PCs) do you rely on for teamwork, survival and butt-kicking? Do you have a bro? a mentor? a father figure? maybe a rival?</p>
<p>Grandmaster Torch is me mentor. Me learn lot from him. </p>
<p>Me go on lotta missions with same friends - Slobmlin, Bitey, Chibiko, Lightheart, Kara Vadalis, Lore, and Cinna. Me trust them with me life. Lightheart, Bitey, Kara, and Lore be tough melee fighters. Me respect that. Cinna, Chibiko, and Slobmlin be casty magic types, but they me friends anyway. They heal me a lot, cause me get hurt in fights a lot. Kara is... umm... very pretty, and good at talkin' people into givin' us info and stuff, but only person me ever meet that dumber than me. </p>
<p>(OOC: This was our home PFS group that broke up when 3 of the 6 of us moved away a couple of months ago. In less than a year, we got all the way to level 13 together (including playing Eyes of the Ten). Bitey the Badger is technically a companion animal, but we often joke that he's the PC and Slobmlin is his companion elf. Lore and Kara are PCs of the same player. So it was just a 6 person group.)</p>
<p>8. How does your race influence your views? Are you a stereotype of a certain race? How are you different from most humans/elves/gnomes/orcs/tengu?</p>
<p>Race? Me pretty fast for a human. Me wear mithril breastplate that no slow me down. </p>
<p>9. What are you afraid of? Do you have any phobias or worries?</p>
<p>Me not 'fraid of nothin!!! Me just don't like that casty magic stuff.</p>
<p>10. What is your most treasured possession?</p>
<p>Me save da heads from evry dragon me ever kill, stuff em, and hang em on walls at home. Me have four of em so far.</p>
<p>(OOC: I have no idea if there's a PFS mechanic for this, but it's just fluff, so I figure nobody cares.)</p>1. Why are you a Pathfinder?
Me love a good fight! And father is Pathfinder. He all noble paladin. Me not like that. Me just like a good fight, so me break family tradition and go barbarian. But father already pay for entry in Pathfinders for me, and me figure that good way to find lotsa good fights, so me go with it.
2. Do you have a name and surname that is not ripped straight out of existing Earth mythology or popular culture?
Me Mash!!! That come from me battle cry: MASH CRUSH KILL...Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-12-14T05:43:36ZRe: Forums: Advice: The Invisible Flying Party Ruins my GameMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p94v?The-Invisible-Flying-Party-Ruins-my-Game#322013-06-13T13:15:19Z2012-12-11T19:42:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sebastian wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm running an AP as written, and the encounter didn't give the barbarian a spellcaster unit. On top of that, I'm not really a fan of including a spellcaster in every encounter specifically to counter the PCs actions. That's a bit too meta-gamey for my tastes. </blockquote><p>Me barbarian in Pathfinder Society. Me not brightest guy around. After fightin' some tough beasties, me learn ta always carry potions for see invibl... invisi... err... ta see hidden stuff. Me also have fly potions. Me once chase dragon in sky and killed it with me claws, 'cause it took me magic weapon and try ta fly away. Had dragon head stuffed and hung up on wall at home.
<p>Me point is ev'ry tough guy need ta be prepared for bad magic beasties. Even bad tough guys prepared for good magic guys, or they get trounced.</p>Sebastian wrote:I'm running an AP as written, and the encounter didn't give the barbarian a spellcaster unit. On top of that, I'm not really a fan of including a spellcaster in every encounter specifically to counter the PCs actions. That's a bit too meta-gamey for my tastes.
Me barbarian in Pathfinder Society. Me not brightest guy around. After fightin' some tough beasties, me learn ta always carry potions for see invibl... invisi... err... ta see hidden stuff. Me also have fly potions. Me...Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-12-11T19:42:17ZRe: Forums: Shadow Lodge: Me do mission in Season 1Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p7pf?Me-do-mission-in-Season-1#52012-12-04T20:13:38Z2012-12-04T20:13:38Z<p>Me not think Torch and Paracountess like that. Torch just use her for information, and give her Pathfinder favors in return. Torch teach me be diplo... diplom... errr. He teach me be nice ta folks if ya need somethin' from them. Me think Torch too smart to bed Paracountess.</p>
<p>But me not too smart to do that. •grin•</p>Me not think Torch and Paracountess like that. Torch just use her for information, and give her Pathfinder favors in return. Torch teach me be diplo... diplom... errr. He teach me be nice ta folks if ya need somethin' from them. Me think Torch too smart to bed Paracountess.
But me not too smart to do that. *grin*Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-12-04T20:13:38ZRe: Forums: GM Discussion: Non-Magical ItemsMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p7cq?NonMagical-Items#82012-11-30T20:53:49Z2012-11-30T20:53:49Z<p>Me kept da head of evry dragon me and friends killed. Got 'em stuffed on da walls at home. That be...</p>
<p><span class=tiny>•holds out hand and starts counting fingers•</span></p>
<p>FIVE dragon heads!!! <span class=tiny>•holds up four fingers•</span></p>Me kept da head of evry dragon me and friends killed. Got 'em stuffed on da walls at home. That be...
*holds out hand and starts counting fingers*
FIVE dragon heads!!! *holds up four fingers*Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-11-30T20:53:49ZRe: Forums: Shadow Lodge: Another Decemvirate ployMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2of22?Another-Decemvirate-ploy#192012-07-11T05:00:43Z2012-07-11T05:00:43Z<p>Me sometimes asked ta do favors for Paracountess instead of missions for Grandmaster Torch. That woman... weird. Me not like her. Me sister say she once see Paracountess home, and there be an imp in her bedroom! Me not want ta know how imp got there.</p>Me sometimes asked ta do favors for Paracountess instead of missions for Grandmaster Torch. That woman... weird. Me not like her. Me sister say she once see Paracountess home, and there be an imp in her bedroom! Me not want ta know how imp got there.Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-07-11T05:00:43ZRe: Forums: Shadow Lodge: Another Decemvirate ployMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2of22?Another-Decemvirate-ploy#172012-09-06T12:30:55Z2012-07-11T02:54:53Z<p>Me Mash! Me barbarian! Me battle cry is "MASH CRUSH KILL DESTROY!!!"</p>
<p>Me meet Grandmaster Torch before first mission fer Society, long time ago. Torch say us should watch out fer each other, cause when we on mission, we all we got. Me think that make sense. Me join Shadow Lodge when get back from that first mission, after buncha gillmen try to kill me and new Pathfinder friends.</p>
<p>Me learn lot from Torch. He say me need to be more friendly and learn to be more diplomatical when talkin' to people. Me train with teacher he recommend and get better at talkin' to people me meet on missions.</p>
<p>After me get clobbered in Ruby Phoenix tourney, Torch make me take break to train. Me learn iron will. Me learn value of accuracy instead of just power in swingin' weapon, so me switch from great axe to nodachi like friend Chibiko uses, but me better with it, cause she weak witch who mostly use magic. Me buy better magic cloak to protect from danger. Me more better adventurer cause of friend Torch good advice.</p>
<p>Me say all Pathfinder need listen ta Grandmaster Torch. Torch good man, give good advice.</p>Me Mash! Me barbarian! Me battle cry is "MASH CRUSH KILL DESTROY!!!"
Me meet Grandmaster Torch before first mission fer Society, long time ago. Torch say us should watch out fer each other, cause when we on mission, we all we got. Me think that make sense. Me join Shadow Lodge when get back from that first mission, after buncha gillmen try to kill me and new Pathfinder friends.
Me learn lot from Torch. He say me need to be more friendly and learn to be more diplomatical when talkin' to...Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-07-11T02:54:53ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Awards/titles earned in character backgroundMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oc7x?Awardstitles-earned-in-character-background#122012-06-24T02:44:03Z2012-06-24T02:44:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Alexander Damocles wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Farak, the Most Powerful Mage wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I am Farak, the most powerful mage in all Absalom. Do not be fooled by that pretender Thorne.
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</blockquote>I believe this dispute must be resolved by a cook off. I shall, of course, be the impartial judge. Upon what date shall I set this challenge? </blockquote><p>Cook off? Cookin' what? They's both claimin' to be powerful mages. Me think they should have ta fight livin' dragons by themselves er somethin' ta settle it. So if ya mean who can cook a live dragon fastest, then that could be fun ta watch.Alexander Damocles wrote:Farak, the Most Powerful Mage wrote:I am Farak, the most powerful mage in all Absalom. Do not be fooled by that pretender Thorne.
I believe this dispute must be resolved by a cook off. I shall, of course, be the impartial judge. Upon what date shall I set this challenge? Cook off? Cookin' what? They's both claimin' to be powerful mages. Me think they should have ta fight livin' dragons by themselves er somethin' ta settle it. So if ya mean who can cook a live dragon...Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-06-24T02:44:03ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: An Urgent Message from Ambrus ValsinMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o5ar&page=2?An-Urgent-Message-from-Ambrus-Valsin#852012-05-22T02:07:53Z2012-05-22T02:07:53Z<p>Me remember meetin' the Blakros sisters once. Saved 'em from monsters. They pretty. The girls, not the monsters.</p>
<p>Me friend Chibiko try to set one of 'em up with one o' our Pathfinder friends, but it didn't take. I think the spell wore off er somethin'.</p>Me remember meetin' the Blakros sisters once. Saved 'em from monsters. They pretty. The girls, not the monsters.
Me friend Chibiko try to set one of 'em up with one o' our Pathfinder friends, but it didn't take. I think the spell wore off er somethin'.Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-05-22T02:07:53ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why do manacles suck?Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o0j5?Why-do-manacles-suck#272012-04-27T18:26:16Z2012-04-27T18:26:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Shifty wrote:</div><blockquote> If the GM keps insisting the bad guys blow off your expensive manacles all the time, is it poor form to start breaking prisoners arms and legs with a cheap hammer to prevent it continuing as a habit? </blockquote><p>Me break skulls instead. They no run then.Shifty wrote:If the GM keps insisting the bad guys blow off your expensive manacles all the time, is it poor form to start breaking prisoners arms and legs with a cheap hammer to prevent it continuing as a habit?
Me break skulls instead. They no run then.Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-04-27T18:26:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Pathfinder HaikuMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nvxy?Pathfinder-Haiku#172012-04-04T17:29:53Z2012-04-04T17:29:53Z<p>Me barbarian
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Slice open all enemies
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Me like nodachi</p>Me barbarian
Slice open all enemies
Me like nodachiMash (alias of Fromper)2012-04-04T17:29:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Why I am Leaving the Pathfinder SocietyMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nt1f?Why-I-am-Leaving-the-Pathfinder-Society#92017-01-16T05:30:53Z2012-03-23T17:20:26Z<p>Bah!!! Thorne talk too much! Me not read whole thing. Too long.</p>
<p>Me Pathfinder ta beat stuff up. Me love good fight. Me not care why collect stuff for Society. Me just beat stuff up and look out fer other Pathfinder friends. That good enuff reason be Pathfinder for Mash.</p>Bah!!! Thorne talk too much! Me not read whole thing. Too long.
Me Pathfinder ta beat stuff up. Me love good fight. Me not care why collect stuff for Society. Me just beat stuff up and look out fer other Pathfinder friends. That good enuff reason be Pathfinder for Mash.Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-03-23T17:20:26ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Sell me on Barbarian Rage?Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nmp7?Sell-me-on-Barbarian-Rage#322018-02-26T08:13:15Z2012-02-15T20:50:21Z<p>Me never end rage until fight over. But me do leave front line for heal when things get bad.</p>
<p>Except when me drained to 4 wisdom in last mission. Then me be too stoopid.</p>Me never end rage until fight over. But me do leave front line for heal when things get bad.
Except when me drained to 4 wisdom in last mission. Then me be too stoopid.Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-02-15T20:50:21ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Sell me on Barbarian Rage?Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nmp7?Sell-me-on-Barbarian-Rage#272012-02-15T20:22:11Z2012-02-15T20:22:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mergy wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>I know which scenario you're talking about; I'm running it next weekend.</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>Answer to his spoiler question:
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[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Adam Frary: With Raging Vitality, that not problem. And me be smart in fight like ShadowcatX say. When me almost pass out, me run to friend for heal. Or me chug heal potion. Chug in fight work well for raging barbarian. Chug beer. Chug potion. Whatever.</p>Mergy wrote:I know which scenario you're talking about; I'm running it next weekend.
** spoiler omitted **
Answer to his spoiler question:
[Spoiler omitted]Adam Frary: With Raging Vitality, that not problem. And me be smart in fight like ShadowcatX say. When me almost pass out, me run to friend for heal. Or me chug heal potion. Chug in fight work well for raging barbarian. Chug beer. Chug potion. Whatever.Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-02-15T20:22:11ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Sell me on Barbarian Rage?Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nmp7?Sell-me-on-Barbarian-Rage#182013-08-25T07:45:39Z2012-02-15T19:22:28Z<p>Me barbarian. Just hit level 6. Last mission kinda blurry. Me drained wisdom by bad beasty - not remember much after that.</p>
<p>Me had 15 rounds rage at level 5. Never had mission where me run out during day, but almost happen last mission. </p>
<p>First fight easy - just guard doggies. Me not bother raging, even though guard doggies breath fire. Me cut doggies with axe and not need be angry.</p>
<p>Second fight was tough. Me rage whole time. Still only 4 rounds, me think. </p>
<p>Third fight was tough hitter, but quick. Me kill fast. That where me drained wisdom. Only rage 2 or 3 rounds, me think.</p>
<p>Last fight real tough. Me rage lotta rounds. Me have two teammates knocked out during fight. Me almost knocked down, but me keep fightin'. Me mighty barbarian!!! We win in end. Me and friends not die.</p>
<p>After last fight, me was tired. Only have 1 round rage left. Me glad no more fights that mission. </p>
<p>Me point is by level 5, barbarian have lotta rage, even on tough day. Before that, me just not rage every fight. Save best attacks for tough fights, like casty magic friends.</p>Me barbarian. Just hit level 6. Last mission kinda blurry. Me drained wisdom by bad beasty - not remember much after that.
Me had 15 rounds rage at level 5. Never had mission where me run out during day, but almost happen last mission.
First fight easy - just guard doggies. Me not bother raging, even though guard doggies breath fire. Me cut doggies with axe and not need be angry.
Second fight was tough. Me rage whole time. Still only 4 rounds, me think.
Third fight was tough hitter, but...Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-02-15T19:22:28ZRe: Forums: Advice: What weapon do you see as intimidating for a warrior type to useMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nl5d?What-weapon-do-you-see-as-intimidating-for-a#372012-02-07T16:35:47Z2012-02-07T16:35:47Z<p>Me use greataxe. Me magic greataxe called Decapitator. Me no use big words much. But me big guy with big muscles with big axe with big name, work well for scare enemies.</p>Me use greataxe. Me magic greataxe called Decapitator. Me no use big words much. But me big guy with big muscles with big axe with big name, work well for scare enemies.Mash (alias of Fromper)2012-02-07T16:35:47ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Couple noob questions as regards to itemsMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5q2?Couple-noob-questions-as-regards-to-items#482011-12-21T18:59:41Z2011-12-21T18:59:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Chibiko wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Fromper wrote:</div><blockquote><p> What he meant about the +2 is that the total AC modifier will be +2. The 1180 cost is 30 gp base armor cost, 150 gp masterwork cost, and 1000 gp to upgrade it to +1 magic. Magic armor up to +1 is "always available" in Pathfinder Society.</p>
<p>And yeah, with an AC Check Penalty of 0 and Arcane Spell Failure of 0%, I guess anyone can wear it, even without proficiency, and there are no penalties.</blockquote>Now I just have to find a tailor who can make me a nice little kimono like this and I will be set! </blockquote><p>Ya mean ya not gonna keep the pretty pink dress you "found" on our last mission?Chibiko wrote:Fromper wrote:What he meant about the +2 is that the total AC modifier will be +2. The 1180 cost is 30 gp base armor cost, 150 gp masterwork cost, and 1000 gp to upgrade it to +1 magic. Magic armor up to +1 is "always available" in Pathfinder Society.
And yeah, with an AC Check Penalty of 0 and Arcane Spell Failure of 0%, I guess anyone can wear it, even without proficiency, and there are no penalties.
Now I just have to find a tailor who can make me a nice little kimono like...Mash (alias of Fromper)2011-12-21T18:59:41ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Any reason any humanoid shouldn't also have spiked gauntlets?Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2naai?Any-reason-any-humanoid-shouldnt-also-have#22011-12-15T04:09:24Z2011-12-15T04:09:24Z<p>Me like ta just knock guys out when punch em in da face, not always want to shove spike in them. Me punched a guy out in one punch in bar fight just da other day. Crit punch ftw!</p>Me like ta just knock guys out when punch em in da face, not always want to shove spike in them. Me punched a guy out in one punch in bar fight just da other day. Crit punch ftw!Mash (alias of Fromper)2011-12-15T04:09:24ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Question about ethics and PFS play- RP centeredMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n9fg?Question-about-ethics-and-PFS-play-RP-centered#122011-12-14T17:18:38Z2011-12-14T17:18:38Z<p>Sound like me! Me barbarian with greataxe too. Me not be smarty guy, but at least me know to keep mouth shut while friends lying to bad guys. Me bad liar. Me gooder at forcin' people ta do what me want by scarin' 'em with axe. </p>
<p>Me get big crit hit at end of first mission too.</p>
<p>19 str +4 raging = 23 str (+6 bonus)
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With two hand weapon, that +9 damage</p>
<p>So me did 1d12 +9 raging, and crit for 3d12 + 27 at level 1. Only got crit once, Roll good for 52 points damage, if me remember right. Chop evil spell casty woman in half.</p>
<p>No crit with greataxe since, and me up to level 4. :(</p>
<p>But me did crit with fist in bar fight recently. Knock out guy with one punch, and not even raging!</p>Sound like me! Me barbarian with greataxe too. Me not be smarty guy, but at least me know to keep mouth shut while friends lying to bad guys. Me bad liar. Me gooder at forcin' people ta do what me want by scarin' 'em with axe.
Me get big crit hit at end of first mission too.
19 str +4 raging = 23 str (+6 bonus)
With two hand weapon, that +9 damage
So me did 1d12 +9 raging, and crit for 3d12 + 27 at level 1. Only got crit once, Roll good for 52 points damage, if me remember right. Chop evil...Mash (alias of Fromper)2011-12-14T17:18:38ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: How does torture affect intimidate checks?Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n9sl?How-does-torture-affect-intimidate-checks#232011-12-13T16:56:14Z2011-12-13T16:56:14Z<p>Me like ta scare enemies into tellin stuff. But usually not have ta hurt em too much. But one time, me really hurt one guy to make him talk. </p>
<p>He piss me off. Pretended to be one of us, helpin' some refugees. We made camp for night, and he took first watch with me friend, Lore. Tried to kill Lore, but Lore shouted, and we all came ta help. We capture da guy, and me tell him dat I cut off a limb if he don't say what me need ta know. But me flub intimidate roll. He no talk, so me chop off his foot. That way, he no run away later. Then he talk. </p>
<p>So masterwork greataxe count as masterwork tool ta help intimidate?</p>
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Out of character: Mash is a Chaotic Neutral barbarian, but I was actually thinking of moving his alignment in the general direction of Neutral Good before this incident, because I'd been playing him more tame and helpful than originally intended. This balanced against that nicely to prove that CN is the right alignment for him. </p>
<p>But it's also not like he did this to some random stranger - this was a guy who betrayed the group and ambushed one of his friends. Which is why I'd say this didn't cross the line into evil, though it did shift the karma balance away from the good that he'd been leaning towards before this, and back towards neutral.</p>Me like ta scare enemies into tellin stuff. But usually not have ta hurt em too much. But one time, me really hurt one guy to make him talk.
He piss me off. Pretended to be one of us, helpin' some refugees. We made camp for night, and he took first watch with me friend, Lore. Tried to kill Lore, but Lore shouted, and we all came ta help. We capture da guy, and me tell him dat I cut off a limb if he don't say what me need ta know. But me flub intimidate roll. He no talk, so me chop off his...Mash (alias of Fromper)2011-12-13T16:56:14ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Question on sleeping in armorMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n8fm?Question-on-sleeping-in-armor#62011-12-06T22:55:19Z2011-12-06T19:42:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">cyansylph wrote:</div><blockquote> Breastplates are Medium, a mithral breasplate would be treated as light for all purposes aside from proficiency. When you sleep in it, it is treated as light. You awake bright and refreshed, as though you had slept in some leather armor or a chain shirt.</blockquote><p>That what me thought. Me just want be sure, cause me sometimes not understand stuff right.
<div class="messageboard-quotee">cyansylph wrote:</div><blockquote>I am unsure what "mithral plate" is? A dinner plate perhaps, or possibly a serving platter? Seems such a thing would make for poor armor. </blockquote><p>Worked for Michael Keaton in Batman.cyansylph wrote:Breastplates are Medium, a mithral breasplate would be treated as light for all purposes aside from proficiency. When you sleep in it, it is treated as light. You awake bright and refreshed, as though you had slept in some leather armor or a chain shirt.
That what me thought. Me just want be sure, cause me sometimes not understand stuff right. cyansylph wrote:I am unsure what "mithral plate" is? A dinner plate perhaps, or possibly a serving platter? Seems such a thing would...Mash (alias of Fromper)2011-12-06T19:42:13ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Wand of CLW - who has one and when/how did you buy it?Mash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n8h0?Wand-of-CLW-who-has-one-and-whenhow-did-you#252011-12-06T16:44:54Z2011-12-06T16:44:54Z<p>Mash get healed by Slob a lot. Slob is druid, use wand heal Mash a lot. Mash wanna buy Slob new wand, but can't. So Mash save up gold for gooder armor to not get hurt so much. Now, me have shiny new mithral breastplate, so me can have gooder armor and not slow down from weight. Me got lotta gold from rescuing noble lady, so me bought wand too with extra gold. Will give Slob wand to heal Mash next time we fight together.</p>
<p>Me not even know me could spend PA on wand. Me never know nobody spend PA on stuff. Me and friends all save PA for Raise Dead, but nobody need yet.</p>
<p>(bought first wand at level 4, even though it was listed on my first chronicle sheet at level 1)</p>Mash get healed by Slob a lot. Slob is druid, use wand heal Mash a lot. Mash wanna buy Slob new wand, but can't. So Mash save up gold for gooder armor to not get hurt so much. Now, me have shiny new mithral breastplate, so me can have gooder armor and not slow down from weight. Me got lotta gold from rescuing noble lady, so me bought wand too with extra gold. Will give Slob wand to heal Mash next time we fight together.
Me not even know me could spend PA on wand. Me never know nobody spend...Mash (alias of Fromper)2011-12-06T16:44:54ZForums: Rules Questions: Question on sleeping in armorMash (alias of Fromper)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n8fm?Question-on-sleeping-in-armor#12011-12-06T06:26:03Z2011-12-06T06:26:03Z<p>The Core Rulebook says:</p>
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Sleeping in Armor: A character who sleeps in medium or heavy armor is automatically fatigued the next day. He takes a –2 penalty on Strength and Dexterity and can't charge or run. Sleeping in light armor does not cause fatigue.</blockquote><p>And:
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Most mithral armors are one category lighter than normal for purposes of movement and other limitations. Heavy armors are treated as medium, and medium armors are treated as light, but light armors are still treated as light. This decrease does not apply to proficiency in wearing the armor. A character wearing mithral full plate must be proficient in wearing heavy armor to avoid adding the armor's check penalty to all his attack rolls and skill checks that involve moving.</blockquote><p>So Mash want to know: Do this mean me can sleep in shiny, new mithral breastplate without bein' too sleepy to fight good in da mornin'?The Core Rulebook says:
Quote:Sleeping in Armor: A character who sleeps in medium or heavy armor is automatically fatigued the next day. He takes a –2 penalty on Strength and Dexterity and can't charge or run. Sleeping in light armor does not cause fatigue.
And: Quote:Most mithral armors are one category lighter than normal for purposes of movement and other limitations. Heavy armors are treated as medium, and medium armors are treated as light, but light armors are still treated as light....Mash (alias of Fromper)2011-12-06T06:26:03Z