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yells as Butterfrog's sharp teeth sink in

OOOWWWWW ..LYNOOORA! BUTTERFROG BIIIIT MEEEEE!

Splashes to the other end of the pool and sulks

YIPEE!

wrestles Butterfrog for the floater while kicking wildly with his frog legs.

YAY!

Splashes Butterfrog and races to the side to grab his Cthulhu floating device

YAY!

Jumps next to Butterfrog and dunks head

MARCO!

ACK!

Jumps from non-bubbling pond

Get out of my home smelly dude!

Tell me about it! When was the last time you took a bath?

Hops off peasant's head into the pond

**PLOP**

Meh. I never liked dat puppet rap. Give me Deathbob Metalpants anyday.

Pops head above pond's surface.

Groovetastic eyeball dude! Do you know ...One of these days?

Hey boss that ugly golem guy licked me! It was like being tongued by a toaster! ...ewwww

hops into the pond

**PLOP**

I'm still mad my Lily Pad of Flying entry got poo pooed last year.

Hops back in from the road.

I is back from my walkabout. Every place I see gots those robot thingies. I guess me stay and ignore them like yappy lizard say.

Hops in off the dusty road

Is it true? Is it a borg-free frog pond?

Sees the ugly robots milling around.

Fudge and spammit! They's got here too!

Resumes his dusty search for a new borg-free home

I's leaving dis place. It's no longer me home **sniff**. Them nasty robots done ruined my bed and kilt my friends.

packs bindlestiff and slings it over one warty shoulder. Starts hopping off into the sunset.

Looks at the ugly building pumping sludge into his home

"Okay, now dis froggy's plenty mad!"

Scribbles a note and mails it in nearby receptacle. Taps foot. Five minutes later a van marked Acme Depot Home Delivery pulls up and deposits huge crate in front of Margarinefrog.

Margarinefrog signs for the package and begins tearing crate apart. A large machine marked ACME RID-O-ROBOT PU-237 EMP BURST MODULATOR is revealed, sporting a huge dish on one end and a pleathora of colored blinking vacuum tubes and crackling antennae.

The small frog aims the large dish at the new factory and pulls the trigger. A large pulse of electromagnetic energy smashes into the borgs and their factory, scrambling their circuts.

Aww my lilypad! You smooshed it, you old mean robotty thing. SHOO! No one wants you here, mean old tin bucket.

Shoo you ugly old robot thingy you! We just wants to eat larvae and be left in peace!

Where am I boss?

EEEEEK!

dives into the pond

SPLASH!

Wow I nevah did see no frog argue wif hisself so meenielike

Me think the big metal guy don' wanna be a froggie Boss ...

Yeah shoot that stoopid robot Fearless Leader!

Armored Frog Cavalry ... ATTACK!

Weaves his dented tank towards the robot.

Oy! Be nice to my cuzin you big meenie!

Looks up at the rain of wriggly tadpoles falling from the air strike explosion.

OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED TADDY!

you bastids!

Guns his motor

I'm gonna git you Buttery!

rams tank into Butterfrog's side armor. Backs up and rams forward again.

WHEEE!

drives his tank in a circle. Fires cannon, dropping a large cypress tree into the swamp.

WHEEE!

YAY! I wanna drive the little tank pweeze!

**RIBBIT**

**RIBBIT**

What's wrong O fearless leader?

Where are our lillypads? And our statue of Blibdoolpoolp? And who the heck keeps stealing our things!!!!!!!!

Dagnabbed thieves!!!

***Reeeeep***

***Reeeeep***

***RIBBIT!***

chomps the poodle

DRAT MISSED!

The Hypnotoad: **SUMMONED**

Summon the Hypnotoad!

Stop Thief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**RIBBIT**

Nom du nom!

Time for this grenouille to hop on outta this abbatoir!

The small frog blinks up from the floor, flattened like a pancake

You realize ... This means WAR.

I had enough sauteuse tours when I went on vacation in the Big Easy, thank you.

grumbles

"Blibdoolpoolp curse all French chefs and their silly hats."

Hops away

Vous êtes un garçon fou! Fermez votre bouche!

YAY! Let's find some lilypads to sit on!

***RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBIT!***

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Margarinefrog.... I don't know if to laugh or to cry...

Why not both? HAHAHA *SOB!* HAHAHA *SOB*

Me wants to play wif de doggys too ...please!