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Lol; what a cliff hanger; I get left holding a beautiful girl who is all banged up and dying; blood all over me and anguish on my face holding two of my comrades and you few standing around; what an awesome last page or next comic front page that would be; to capture all that intensity and stuff; really cool.


Marko's eyes mist up a bit...
She dont look so good; do you think we gots some time for first aid; bandages or direct pressure or something; dont know much about it as i dont get hurt that much usually...


Shore nuff; hand her over all gentle like; I am best able to sheild her with my body from any other attacks and still hoof it outta here. I will cradle them both like poor babes lost in the woods.


Well, I am guessing I am following whoever else is leading;

" I am thinking we need to fall back and regroup; or tend our wounded; or at least make a plan; notify somebody or somethin..."


yep; will carry his gear if I see it. I can carry her if need be so you may stay more alert Agent. She is but a slight thing and will be no bother.


Yep; I kin do dat; if these guards are done with this attacking of federal officers violation they are enacting...

<glares hard and intimidating at the gaurds>

slowly moves to pick up prodigy.


Say in my best intimidating voice.
We are federal muscle; you guards; lower your weapons!

ok team; we need a plan afore things get hairy.

<standing ready; giveing a beady eye to the guards; ready to move in an instant>


let me know if the delay is enough for me to overcome my being stunned...


Ouch; I am a bit confused; my toughness save is 8; with a roll of 8 I should have 16 right or am I not seeing this right?

Marko reels at the blast.


guess I am gonna have to take that toy away from him; sigh; boys and thier toys; sometimes trouble.


Punches the Sgt with:
d20 17+8 = 25

Woot! big right uppercut


Punch Sgt. with left hand

d20 8+8 = 16


<= is mumbly singing under his breath "its a knock down, drag out, rock and roll party in the street...."


Well ifn the right dont get 'em maybe the left one will!


use combat sense to determine the guy I can get to who is the biggest threat to the group and give him a good punch

punch d20 = 15+8=23
combat sense; 8; hmm; well somebody gets punched; have some ranks as mentioned before; not sure what it does; how does the stun attack I have on char sheet work; apply it if it goes off and if I hit.


ok; this is my first time so; hmm; do I roll a d20 for this also; and I have some fighting abilities like stunning attack; do I need to declare those or do they go off all the time? My str is 26 and my melee focus is x2; so not sure what to do.

if it is a d20; then my roll is 14; but I do not yet know what to add. if it is some other die; feel free to roll it for me; is cool.


YEAH! We Be Federal Heat! Lay em down!
(intimidate)d20 14; not sure what to add; have intimidate ability 8 ranks. Does my Assessment tell me anything at this point?

Inits (adjust if I do this wrong)
d20 +10 base.
8+10=18
14+10=24
13+10=23
10+10=20
16+10=21
7+10=17


Yep; I am gonna step on that Sgt's head; and it he hurt that lil lady I is gonna put a double strength hurtin on him; GANGWAY! <go through the door and punch somebad guy into more badguys; bowling for badguys :)


Well; if Pixie can determine which room either side to side or up and down; I could probably punch a hole big enough for use to move; am thinking we need some fresh air; could punch a hole outside. Am thinking we need to move before they send more of this stuff down the ventilation shaft or bunch of bugs come pouring out of it; am thinking up is better since we are underground; an not to sure though. We need a long term plan; do we try to meet the gov'ner or the warden; do we determine the level of infestation; was the infestation here when they excaped? did the insects help them escape toward some greater plan; way over my head; i gots nada but questions.

am pretty good at making holes though and stopping up doors.; can one of you work on cleaning the air;

< sputters and teared eyes and raspy breath >


Well, we cannot stay here; that is for sure; the longer we wait the more organized they will be; probably have a lot of peeps outside in this hallway; we need a distraction and do something unexpected.

Youse guys got any ideas? i got a couple.


"You need a hole; you just ask" I say to the group in a raspy voice and with watery eyes.


I will hold the door shut; am strong and immovable. What are the walls made of; could I punch a hole through the wall to make a window to get some fresh air in here? not sure game systemwise.


<holds his breath>

fort roll; 13+13; so 26 if I understand this right.

Is there a window?


<= looks at the walls and door to see what they are made of my primary concern to hold the door closed (use my immovable); it probably opens into the room so i lean on it; looking at the walls and ceiling and floor in case we need to create an alternate exit.

"flippin hive mind eh; ok; anyone got a plan; I told you I had a bad feeling about this place and me without a fly swatter"

initative; roll of 12 +11= 23

< profile updated >

have combat assessment; want to use this now to see what it tells me; thanks.


I activate my alternate form; It looks like some kind of Polyceramic with layers of little rainbows as the light strikes his skin.
say in my best, loud intimidating, authoritive voice. <Gm can roll for me if you like; I dont mind; I just like the play until I get the hang of it>

"Settle down or get smashed! Choose Now!" Stomp my feet to root in front of the door so nothing gets past me; hopefully will shudder the floor a bit and add to my intimidation.


well; I would 'preciate walking his path from here; up the firewell and out if would could; might help us get a frame of reference on how he works. Most social deviant types have patterns of behavior that can be seen if you know how to look; kind of a sheeps and wolves attitude. Lol; guess that makes us the sheepdog.

Anyways; I would preciate it. Might spark an insight.

<casually watches the other team members who might have real detective type skills rather than his more social based ones.>


"Has what we have seen the normal number of guards? Is it a typical thing that prisoners and guards seek to gain status in the eyes of their peers by inciting each other with comments like we are hearing now?

When guards speak to prisoners; are they often alone rather than in pairs or teams?

I guess I dont know Jack about prisons; but I dun heard that things get all locked down and prisoners get gassed when riots happened; am I wrong? Is this cannibal guy also immune to gasses?

Can the elevator be actuated like from down here? Have you determined how the elevator got started? how far down are we anyhow?

Agent techboy companion bud; did you get a smart look at them elevator controls; do you think you could get that thing working from down here; am trying to figure how I would do this thing that this Cannible done did; either he has buku skills or a savy team and by the looks of the clientel round here they dont do mixers and keep peeps fairly separated so might be hard to get some team players among so many jokers and aces.

well, juz thinkin out loud; hope it dont distrube any youze.

<gm; did I see any scratches, dents or discoloration in the elevator?>


"Anybody else getting a creepy feeling?" <looks around nervously as if wondering if this is a set up to imprison heroes>

"A whole city economy based on the welfare of this prison; am sure that has some deep meaning some where that says somethin; but I canna grasp it."


Anyone here speak Frenchie; they are uptight about it; might be nice to if one of youse does


well, am thinking our question might be:

What's fer dinner?

Response: Am a veg_it_arian buddy.

whereas, most folks might say beef, its whats fer dinner and a bad guy cannibal prolly just say: you fool.

hehe, course now one of us might already be a shapechanged bad guy; but that is the path wraught with internal trouble so I aight goin there, juz sayin.

<knots his brow with troubled thought>


hmm; if were gonna be fighting some slasher guy; perhaps we can get some chain mail; heard from a Royal Marine buddy that most body armor doesnt stop the old hack and slash too well, but chainmail is perfect for it. Not only that with modern type metals, its light weight. I know they man-u-facture gloves and arm pieces fur dem fellas that work in bit time slaughter houses; maybe we can get some to keep our insides actually inside, specially for you squishy types - no offense; just thinking out loud.

Agent sir; is some body armor like that available; this cap gun is nice, but aight zat useful with a body right in yur face.

been thinking about his ah_bility to be all squishy n slithery like; hmm; perhaps we need a big fire extiguisher to like freeze him in place; any thoughts?

<looks sheepish, afraid he will be laughted at>


Well now; I worked over at Fusion now and again to fill in for my friend Bill Hicks; maybe youse knows him; goes by the handle Wild Bill, but he aint really; is a good family man an gentle as a lamb but lots o'folk find him intimadin. Now that other place; well, less said about that the better; feller who was hiring was bit light in the loafers and wanted me in some skin tight outfit an was kinda a creepy greezy sort; I left there right quick.

I also worked at Sweaty Betty's, and Wrongbar; good gigs; very popular spots an nice clientel; nice threads; worked a bit at C'est What; but I the language impediment was a bit to much me not speakin any Frenchie.

Cadillac Lounge is my kind of place to relax though the manager often has me sit in the back or against the wall so as I do not scare any of the local patrons; gets me my drink at better prices though and I like the place fine.


heights arent really my thing if one of youse guys wants a window seat; so, you guys been at this long; used to be a bouncer down at Shanty Hill's place; not a bad gig; but hours are late and the smell of beer and puke get tiresome; am new to this biz. I am not to familiar with firearms other than our basic training; figure I mostly will keep mine holstered so ifn youse guys needs me to carry some extra or need my loads; let me know.


I suggest a team huddle; course that moth done flown the coop; be we all might aught come up with a watchword sentence type thing that only we know so ifn that shapeshifter tries to assume our identity; we have a code word; prolly aught change it each day; waddaya think?


Sitting down at the far end of the table; is a bigger than average man in loose fitting stretch knit casual clothes of black slacks and a white turtle neck shirt with M&M&M monogrammed on the left breast; he is wearing purple shades and appear to be uncomfortably squeezed into a chair that creaks when he leans forward. Only his heavy black size 20 hiking boots seem a little out of place with his otherwise business casual garb...guess they dont make to many dress shoes that size.

(sets an empty tray aside)

"Excuse me please, would you pass that other platter of muffins and some more drink down to this end of the table, thank you kindly"

"Prison break; bad guys; round em up; keep it low profile; got it"

gives a hearty thumbs up to the team and a nod to Joseph.



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