Mammon, Hasbro V.P. Assets Div.'s page

I've got an even better idea. Replace your entire website with a timer counting down to the release. Then, make sure you have insufficient resources to handle the traffic and have everything crash and be down for days and days.

That's the professional way to release a new edition!

It sure is! Heck it's drama, suspense, and good old frustration that drives the market! Especially with the young!

Silence fools! There can only be one!

The one with the little goatee, duh!

I hate to break it to you, but I'm the villain of this story!

::runs and hides before he gets zapped along with Vomit Guy::

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Speaking of ill,where's whats his name...

"Master" is here.

Know that I am pleased that you've come to realize how wasteful this enveavor is.

Me neither. But that's mainly because they seem to target people who are unconfortable using brains.

(mashes totem drop key-bindings)

Somebody get me a Warlock to kite this one! We need DOTs and I need a buff!

You don't need brains, all you need is an improved UI Mod!

*reluctantly lights a candle when his threats go unheeded*

*eats one of H. Hunni's cakes, hoping that what was meant was 'cakes and sh*t' not that this is an actual 'cake made of dung'*

It's come to our attention that there are people here using their imaginations and having fun- and I'm here to put a stop to it!

Emesis, commonly known as vomiting (not to be confused to Regurgitation which is specifically defined as a small quantity of throwing up exhibited by infants), has been declared... a breath weapon.

Our legal department is currently reviewing said specific 'vomit breath weapon' to determine if it is an aspect of our proprietary IP (i.e. belonging to a non-SRD property, specifically "a monster").

Note: any and all counter claims by Warner Bros. (reference film feature 'The Exorcist') have exceeded their time limits!

So take this as notice. IP violations will be handled with all vigor and expediency!

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I don't know if it makes it more or less funny that Hasbro is misspelled.

If laughing at this error helps you to appreciate how awesomely cool our new version of the world's most popular role-play game will be, then this misspelling does in fact make it all that much more funny.

Did I mention than an acclaimed author Rick Louges will be writing for us soon?

You can be the WotC lil brother, belching out secondary material

I'd like to point out that here, at what we merrily refer to as the 'Hive', we do in fact eat our young if they fail to produce.

Though we would never wish to offend our paying patrons. This philosophy is modeled on our "Don't write about it, just do it" policy.

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Breaking the seal on the books binds you to an End User License legally preventing you from buying games from other manufacturers without spending a matching or greater amount on Hasbro products.

Also committing your soul to Mammon.

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Cease and desist further discussion of this topic. Our legal department has been advised.

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