Greetings Paizoians! The time has come to stake your claim to delicious goblin confections! Selective but highly successful harvests* continue to provide numerous attendees with the chance to enjoy these fine all-natural products. We would like to take this time to reiterate that Goblin Brains are produced entirely from organic ingredients, and natural processes. However due to
FDA threats suggestions received, we now offer a line of 'less-processed' Beige Brains alongside the customary Goblin Green Brains.
If you are attending PaizoCon 2016 and wish to revel in delight and enchant your palette with the rich yet sweet pate pâté of Golarion's tiniest terrors, simply list here a name which will be on your PaizoCon Badge.
This can be your real name or board alias, as long as you make sure you set that under customize my badge on the E-Tickets page.) If known, include your day/time of arrival (Late Wednesday, Early Friday, etc.) Posting or private messaging your Room # when known will also increase speed (and likelihood) of delivery.
The first 56 PaizoCon attendees to post to this thread will be guaranteed a goblin brain. Please advise if you would prefer a Beige Brain instead of the traditional, tastier, Green.
Don't miss out on the best Golarion Goblins have to offer! - their sinister, pyromaniacal minds!
Warning: Goblins have a diet notoriously high in peanuts, wheat, and sugar. Do not consume if allergic.
Goblin Brains* (TM) ~~ the socially conscious treat!
All brains must be eaten.
Most delicious and an excellent seminar snack.
First in line for 2016!
Since the single 'pre-claimable' brain was not snatched up, I'm assigning it to Wei Ji the Learner for kicking off the "Just how great is PaizoCon, and should I come?" threads early.
PaizoCon PSA: Be sure to enter the Lottery when it goes live!
*: Please be assured that we will return to stating all of our goblin brains are ethically sourced from local goblin tribes at the conclusion of some minor pending litigation.