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144 posts. Alias of Aubrey the Malformed.


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(M Human Barbarian 4)

Follow Ddraig, axe ready.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Does anyone want to roll initiative for the other two?

(M Human Barbarian 4)

I'll ready a charge if any of them emerge from the water on our side and attack.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Put me at T12. And yeah, really nice map.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Initiative = 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15

(M Human Barbarian 4)

<whispers to Healaugh>

"Let's hope it's not up a tree."

<draws axe and follows>

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Perception = 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

Anyone around?

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Agreed.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Doesn't seem Ghadmyr does either.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Come on - just one more push and you are up!"

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13

This is brilliant - who would have though a hole in the ground could have generated so much comic potential?

(M Human Barbarian 4)

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29.

"Here, grip it between your legs and pull yourself up. No, not like that, more like... Yes, that's right. Up you come."

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Perhaps I should cut down a tree and make a ladder?"

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Macmorr drops a rope, after helpfully putting a few knots in it.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18

After his sarcastic comments, Macmorr makes quite a hash of getting out of the crater.

I'm assuming I have to miss by 5 to actually fall, but even so...

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"What, you've never climbed a tree?" Macmorr sticks out a hand and helps the others up. "Anything special about this glass? And what are lumps of glass doing in the middle of a forest anyway?"

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Well, a real bunch of woodsmen, aren't we?" Macmorr looks at Ghadmyr. "And you really have no excuse."

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Hey, thanks, I feel a whole lot better now."

(M Human Barbarian 4)

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16

(M Human Barbarian 4)

18 + 7 = 25.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Sounds good to me.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Yeah - see that black moss - it'll steal your memories. Bad news for magic guys, so steer clear."

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Nature = 18 + 2 = 20 (lucky roll!).

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Perception = 13 + 7 = 20.

Macmorr looks around the clearing, trying to conceal his nagging superstitious dread.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

By 'eck, lad, and no mistake!

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Hey, little piggy, gonna make you squeal,
Hey, little piggy, yes, you know I weel!

"What? My old man used to sing that to me!"

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Indeed.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Yep - let's get started with the goblin-chopping and boar-killing!"

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"If you say so. I guess time will tell."

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Macmorr shrugs. "Well, I guess I'll have to manage on your friendship, then. I just hope it doesn't fade away after we get this pig for you."

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Macmorr laughs. "This has nothing to do with fear. You don't understand. Our dragon friend here fights for good. Others fight for their honour or their chief. I fight for money. I'm a mercenary, it's what I do. You don't want to square up to the boar and that's fine - no point going to your death to prove a point. So you want us to do it. There's no shame in that for either of us. But if you want our help, you need to give us something in return. That seems only fair to me. Even if you don't have gold an jewels, you must have something of value - healing medicines and so on.

"Safe passage through your lands? Well, if the boar was nothing to you, then sure, I'd be happy with that. But it killed your chief and you want it dead. That's different. You can make a stand on principle if you want but that boar is still out there. You want our help. You want us to risk our lives so you don't have to. We need something in return. People never value what they get for free, and your attitude is pretty much saying you don't value the help we are offering."

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Fabes DM wrote:
"Reward?" he turns to Macmoor, "Your reward is that we allow you to enter Kilfay and the Darkwood beyond. That is where the beast is now. What proof of its death does your king want?"

"Or you could just hunt it yourself? But you don't seem so keen on that. Thanks for the offer to enter your, er, cursed forest - very generous. But I was thinking of something a bit more concrete. After all, this boar might not simply stop with your leader. If we fail, it may come back for you, or others of your people. And those who come after us may not respect your ways and just take what they want."

Macmorr turns to the halfling. "Goblins are likely not going to be the worst we face in there - they go down nice and easy in my experience. It might be good if the forest people could offer us some help, even if they don't want to go in there themselves." He gives a significant look to the elven spokesman.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Do-gooders - meh... Anyway, so you want us to find this pig and kill it too. The king is offering some serious favours in return - what do you have?"

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Well, this is nice. Where are we?"

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Well, if they wanted to attack us, they'd have done it by now." Macmorr unstraps his axe and hands it over. "Careful - it's sharp."

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"And I hate the sound of hurdy-gurdy."

(M Human Barbarian 4)

<quietly>

"There's five more of them in the woods over there."

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Yeah, don't mind us - I'm sure you and your friend here are having a good old natter."

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Macmorr idly scratches the back of his neck, coincidentally putting his hand near to where he can swiftly draw his axe on the charge.

"You understand what he just said?"

Perception check to look for more: 19 + 7 = 26.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Then I guess the pay is good."

Macmorr gets up and swings his axe over his shoulder. "You with me?" he asks the others.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Well, if the pay is good, I guess I'll keep these gentlemen company"

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"OK, let's hear about the magic pig."

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Unperturbed, the warrior shrugs and rubs his unshaven chin. "Anything can be killed, if you are strong enough." The newcomer is a tall and rangy human, slouching in a chair near the others with his greataxe in easy reach, his hide armour battered and his cloak travel-stained. He seems preturnaturally calm and relaxed, though his dark eyes carry a dangerous glitter.

There you go - at least you know what he looks like now. Now I just need some stats.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

Healaugh wrote:
Pah. What did you do right? I can't get a dot on this thread.

You have to post with your original avatar, not an alias.

(M Human Barbarian 4)

"Killing a pig - where's the honour in that?" grumbles a deep voice.

Just to get a dot and get in at the beginning, even if I don't even have much of a character concept yet beyond "barbarian". By the wa, the avatar is a placeholder too.

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