Mac Boyce's page

Also: A pox on your hair-plugs, Wayne Rooney! A pox I say!

Don't hate. Congratulate. :P

So, I was watching Supernatural last night, and some poor dude got killed by a unicorn. As the unicorn turned to move away, it trailed a rainbow behind it. My first thought was, "Holy s$~@! It's Sebastian!"

I actually said out loud: "Holy F***!!! It's Sebastian!!!!"

Jenny looked at me funny and asked who Sebastian was.

I told her our soon-to-be pony overlord.

AM WHAT AM; UM AM.

Cause you eats all your spinach?

I just found out that someone I've been working with for awhile is really good friends with the pony.

The only issue I have with it is that I've known her longer than I've known Sebastian.

CHECK YOUR FRIENDS!!!! They could be potential spies for the Pony Regime!!!

Arrrrggggghhhhhh!

What? Lucy pull the football away again?

Mac Boyce wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

taig wrote:

As with many things FaWTL it was a group effort. It takes a village after all...

*wonders who the village idiot is*

Awesome picture folks, I tip my hat to Hugo and his crazy skills.

I would say Sebastian, but he'd probably sue me. :P

Or leave a burning bag of rainbow poop on your doorstep.

He'd leave Fruity Pebbles?

taig wrote:

As with many things FaWTL it was a group effort. It takes a village after all...

*wonders who the village idiot is*

Awesome picture folks, I tip my hat to Hugo and his crazy skills.

I would say Sebastian, but he'd probably sue me. :P

Okay. So as many of you know, I'm a brony. My wife is disturbed by this. Here is an exchange that happened this morning.

Me- (while watching a bump for Strawberry Shortcake): Okay sweetie, now THIS is too cute. This is something I wouldn't be able to watch on a regular basis.
Mrs. Andromeda Freehold- Oh please. It's just a matter of where you get your vomitous cuteness from, ponies or, or...FRUIT CHILDREN!!!
Me- Hey, I can always eat the fruit children.
Mrs. Andromeda Freehold- silent pause followed by laughter That's just sick!
Me- Say, I could use the ponies to ride down any escaping fruit children. This is great!
Mrs. Andromeda Freehold- *scoff*
Me- Hey, I have a mode of transportation and emergency food! Did I mention the ponies can talk to me and provide companionship? Friendship really IS magic!!!

Ok, so now we all have to get together SOMEHOW and play the d20 My Little Pony RPG at least once.

My Little Pony vs Rainbow Brite and her Army of Shortcake.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

You people are crazy and wonderful and we love you all!

There's also a 1385x1051 desktop-sized version here.

And here it is annotated so everyone can figure out who is who. (Works under Firefox and Opera, not sure about Chrome or Safari)

Hopefully everyone has the correct name.

Me, I just love that we stiffed Mac with the bill!!

What are you talking about? I look unhappy because I have to hand it over to the PMG. I'm gonna get the banhammer!!!

Treppa wrote:

Good job, taig! You bulldogged this one to the ground. Hooray!

As with many things FaWTL it was a group effort. It takes a village after all...

(I'm not saying what the village is populated by, though)

Honey badgers, jesters, BttH and fawesome people.

What is that smell?

Three Languages speaking...

Studpuffin wrote:

*sees the inherent violence, gets popcorn*

Been a while Puffin, how's tricks?

Hopefully cheep....

Slaughtering PC's in Worlds Largest Dungeon!

Typing from my new touchpad. Booyah!

Aaaaand more work bs. We now have to have all our vacation plans in by an ungodly early date that is *always*in flux. Apparently before, when we all planned a special staff meeting to work together to take days off at times that inconvenienced neither the company or each other was just too time consuming! Now its a first come first serve free for all that results in most of your requests being rejected because someone requested Christmas week on January 2 via email and no two staff can be out in the same lunar phase, didn't you know?

Am I the only one dealing with this? Are there other companies this backwards?

Mine is.

Since when is it a crime to want a day off to see your wife (much less friends)?

I can hardly wait until that bastard is out of the building and transferred to another restaurant.

leaps on transformable bike, rides off into sunset

Autobot or Decepticon?

Postmonster:

Gotta say it again.

THANK YOU FOR THE HIDE THREAD FUNCTION.

My blood pressure has gone down because of it.

Staggers in with face red with congestion, breathe wheezy.

Hey. Everyone have a good Christmeas?

skyrimskyrimskyrimskyrimskyrimskyrimskyrimskyrim

I GOTS ULTIMATE MAGIC!!!

And Batman: Arkham Asylum

And Dead Island

And the first 2 volumes of the Walking Dead comics

And CHOCOLATE

And Books (so many books)

Great Caeser's Christmas!!!!!

What did all the rest of you get spoiled with??

Crimson Jester wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:

Gruumash . wrote:

Ah Man now I am going to have that song in my head the rest of the day.

Thanks alot Moorluck I am blaming you if my wife divorces me she needs to drive me into town and I WILL BE SINGING that SONG when she picks me up. She may even kill me. Let that be on your conscience.

You're assuming that the LPM has a conscience. :P

Hey! I have a conscience, somebody gave me one at my bachelor party.... I don't remember what I did with it though.

Keeping it with your marbles?

I dunno? Maybe? Let me check....

Looks in underwear for a moment.

....nope, not there.

Heh....that's what she said.

:P

I just got serenaded by all of my players(save my wife) in my all girl game! This is the greatest birthday ever!!!!!

But did they sing to you wearing chain mail bikinis?

Outside of certain actors from a old sci fi show, and our own illustrious Jeremy... RED GREEN is the best damn import from Canada.

Dude..... Kids in the Hall?

Okay guys and gals, guess who has been sent a letter from Duke University.

** spoiler omitted **

How friggin AWESOME is that!?

CROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd post a really thought provoking, drawn out message here for your birthday Freehold, but I put it up on your Facebook page instead.

:P

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For any Dr. Who fans.

Read it. Wonderful little story!

Actually, it's more like #1 and #3's wives don't get along. In fact, I'm pretty sure they hate each other.

Jenny's advice: Just give them baseball bat for Christmas and let them get their issues out.

I was too. Even though I think I was the closest to a heart attack ever in the last 2 minutes.

And Tebow didn't do that bad. If the Broncos are smart, they'll get some Offensive linemen in the draft/trade to give him more time to "work his magic".

Mornin' all. Did I miss anything over the weekend?

1) My Lions are 9-5!!!!

2) Spanky evidently doesn't like me here, calling me a troll and such.

3) Tebow lost and ESPN doesn't know what to do with itself.

4) LPM was.....THINKING!!!! (I saw the smoke in Michigan)

Nap time I'm thinking.

Crap. Someone get this man BttH STAT!!!!

Mac Boyce wrote:

If you don't want me here you virus ridden, maggot infested, gold hoarding midget; just tell me. :P

heh heh heh.....

what is your name? what is your quest?

what is Tim Tebow's quarterback rating atm?

POST POST DAMN THING!!!

Tebow didn't appear on google until after I typed in "tim te"

and its 83.4 overall (according to espn sports)

Ain't he playing the Patriots today? Please let him win, I dont wanna hear a bunch of Pat's fans crowing tomorrow, Monday's are hard enough ...

I know. I am VERY torn on who I want to win.

Tebow winning would be a good thing and up my opinion of him.

But I want the Pats to win just to see ESPN implode.

If you don't want me here you virus ridden, maggot infested, gold hoarding midget; just tell me. :P

Moorluck wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I think it's cool on accounta nobody's trying to convince nobody of anything i.e. how big their internet pecker is; but ymmv.

Oh I know, I just worry over who else may decide to come in and start giving their opinion on the matter. Sometimes I swear the Summon Internet Troll spell verbal components are the words "religion, The Bible, and Politics."

Yeah; that's true.

Mac does kinda get going on Tebow and all...

I am not a troll.....

I never participate in the religion/politic debates and the only controversy I've caused is when I made it onto the infamous "Sebastian's List" in less than 24 hours after meeting him.

SO what are my FAWTL fellows up to this fine Sunday morn?

Well, I was going to introduce Pathfinder to some old friends who I played 2e with. Then their kids had to come down with the flu. Oh well.

Other than that, awaiting the return of my angry bride from the hell she works in.

Well that's it for me folks. G'night Spanky. G'night FAWTL. G'night John Boy.

[Mama Walton]John Boy?? John Boy? door open[/Mama Walton]

[John Boy} DA**IT!! Can't a guy get some privacy around here?!?!?!?!?[/John Boy]

GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!

Good. I've read it. Great stuff.

So in this new paradigm, was Lando in the right to betray the Rebel fugitives to the Imperial Navy? Or was he still a weasel (albeit a weasel with a niiiice mustache?)

Don't forget the cape.

Yeah, I can't get a fanbase that still thinks a rapist is the G~@%$%n second coming, just because he plays for the f#$@ing Steelers.

They claim its a reborn situation and all that crap.

The sports culture is becoming sicker and sicker (see Penn State).

But, I'm not here to preach. I came for the boobs.

BRING ON THE DANCING GIRLS!!!!!

Mac Boyce wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Dude, the Packers are 12-0.

That's f*&~ing boring. It's perfection.
It's routine.

Tebow is the quintissential underdog, and he's winning. Every game is the end to a Rocky movie......they're down, there's no way to win, then they miraculously win.

It's as simple as that.

Plus, he isn't a rapist, he doesn't murder dogs, and he won't be on a reality show in a house with MC Hammer and Flav-a-flav who is making out with Brigitte Nielsson in 10 years because he pissed away all his money on cocaine, diamond medallions that say "TEBOW$" and supporting an army of babymamas.

The first two you mentioned I know (Rapelethberger and Vick), who's the third?

Just any generic media has been who pissed it all away on b~!@@*&#. Kinda loosely inspired by Terrel Owens, who's losing his house or something.

And if he is....

WONDERFUL.

Owens was always overrated anyway.

Mac Boyce wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Who is going to get introduced to one of the greatest quarterbacks ever to play PROFESSIONAL football tomorrow.

;)

I dunno, who?

I don't follow the Fooz-ball, them steroid apes are a buncha whiny overpaid attention whores. ;)

Kinda like Hollywood. Only they can bench press a bus, unlike Paris Hilton, who would sleep with everyone on a bus.

No... at this point she could take the bus itself.

** spoiler omitted **

At the risk of being a douche, she brought it on herself by making a porno.

Is that what that was? I thought it was a documentary on Pumpkinhead's mating rituals.

No. It was "How to get famous with out really trying."

She didn't do ANYTHING in that movie. Waste of my 5 minutes....

Dude, the Packers are 12-0.

That's f*&~ing boring. It's perfection.
It's routine.

Tebow is the quintissential underdog, and he's winning. Every game is the end to a Rocky movie......they're down, there's no way to win, then they miraculously win.

It's as simple as that.

Plus, he isn't a rapist, he doesn't murder dogs, and he won't be on a reality show in a house with MC Hammer and Flav-a-flav who is making out with Brigitte Nielsson in 10 years because he pissed away all his money on cocaine, diamond medallions that say "TEBOW$" and supporting an army of babymamas.

The first two you mentioned I know (Rapelethberger and Vick), who's the third?

Mac Boyce wrote:

@Spanky: True. I am very curious about that game on sunday. It's going to go one of two ways. The normal games we've been seeing from Tebow and company OR The Pats are going to hand the Broncos their buttocks.

@LPM: .....uh?? What? Huh? I'm lost.

I'm worried about every game, but this is the one I'm worried about.

I think the Pat's might self destruct though.

I think the Broncos are going to have a good game. Tebow is a very good motivator for them.

But the Patriots are the Patriots. I think they win out in the end.

Mac Boyce wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Who is going to get introduced to one of the greatest quarterbacks ever to play PROFESSIONAL football tomorrow.

;)

I dunno, who?

I don't follow the Fooz-ball, them steroid apes are a buncha whiny overpaid attention whores. ;)

Kinda like Hollywood. Only they can bench press a bus, unlike Paris Hilton, who would sleep with everyone on a bus.

No... at this point she could take the bus itself.

** spoiler omitted **

At the risk of being a douche, she brought it on herself by making a porno.

Not Tebow. He helps Doctors perform circumcisions in the Philippines. You should root for Tebow; he does good things with the money.

I've had this discussion before. I have nothing against Tebow THE MAN.

I have everything against the media that has turned him into some sort of football god. ESPN spent 45 minutes thursday talking about how the Patriots defense needs to get ready for Tebow. Not the Broncos, Tebow. There is more to the Broncos than just Tebow. Then they spend 2 minutes talking about the undefeated Packers (who I think will go all the way), then 10 minutes on other sports, then right back to Tebow.

It's just getting overdone. There are other things in sports that are more important to discuss IMO. Like Penn State and the other various cases that are going on.

Mac Boyce wrote:

Who is going to get introduced to one of the greatest quarterbacks ever to play PROFESSIONAL football tomorrow.

;)

I dunno, who?

I don't follow the Fooz-ball, them steroid apes are a buncha whiny overpaid attention whores. ;)

Kinda like Hollywood. Only they can bench press a bus, unlike Paris Hilton, who would sleep with everyone on a bus.

@Spanky: True. I am very curious about that game on sunday. It's going to go one of two ways. The normal games we've been seeing from Tebow and company OR The Pats are going to hand the Broncos their buttocks.

@LPM: .....uh?? What? Huh? I'm lost.

Who is going to get introduced to one of the greatest quarterbacks ever to play PROFESSIONAL football tomorrow.

;)

TOZ wrote:

I thought spam was the FAWTL way...

No, that's SPITE. :P

I thought it was SEX?

Not really a music video, but cool none the less

camper!

I am not.

I'm like Teeeeeeebow.

Lucky.