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Really quick.

My wife and I were about to leave for game when she stopped me and decided to give me

What a woman. So glad we're getting married!!!

:D

Mac Boyce wrote:

Just follow RULE ZERO: The DM is always right (even when he's not).

You'd have better luck with the real, more practical RULE ZERO: Don't be a douche. A spectacular rule in all of life.

Mac Boyce wrote:

All: Weddings are EXPENSIVE....650 dollars for a DJ. You know how many ** spoiler omitted ** I could buy???

Two, if you can afford a DJ to marry them.

You are not funny leaf....

James Jacobs wrote:

Fatespinner wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Is it possible to easily change party members inside of a region, or do you have to go to the world map? I apologize if I'm too dense to find it. I tend to just start playing and learn the commands as I go.

The answer is... sometimes. 90% of the time, you have to go out to the party camp on the world map to change party members, but in some villages/cities where there is no combat element, you can switch party members freely. I'm playing the PC version myself, but I have no reason to believe the Xbox would be any different in this regard.

You can indeed. It seems that in civilized areas, once you handle the problems in those regions, you can swap out party combinations on the fly. The option on the Xbox version to do this is accessed via the radial menu using the left trigger.

And yeah... this game is super awesome. It's pretty much taken over almost everyone on the ground floor of Paizo, in fact (the majority of the art and editorial staff). Good times.

EDIT: My favored party combo = me (two-weapon elf rogue), Alistair, Morrigan, and Lelianna.

Thx. With Redcliff Village done I'm bringing Alistair back into the party in place of Sten, since I keep disappointing him. Though it's funny to listen to Lelianna pester him.

** spoiler omitted **

A couple things:

Aberzombie: BRAINS!!!!!!!!

Moorluck: You silly redneck... :P

Solnes:

lynora: Keep your chin up.

David: Keep posting all your recipes, you might have gotten me a promotion!

All: Weddings are EXPENSIVE....650 dollars for a DJ. You know how many

Just follow RULE ZERO: The DM is always right (even when he's not).

I want a bigger inventory!

Is it just me, or does it seem like every Paizonian is addicted to Dragon Age?

I spent 2 hours on ONE FREEKING BATTLE!!!!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!!

I felt like I was playing DND! :D

Mac Boyce wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

taig: Dragon's Age is WAYYYY too addicting. I've been up since 5 am playing and stopped just to hop on here and see what I've missed. Buy it now!!! :D

Something tells me the future Mrs. Boyce may not see Mac again untill the wedding. ;)

+1

+infinity

:D

I was strongly considering DA too, but the support forums mentioned many people having real horror stories with the installer and EA's "tech support." I'll put it on my Christmas wish list and maybe they'll be shipping a less-buggy version by then.

opens the door

Don't see anyone...

Going to play Dragon age for another 10-15 hours!!!

:D

There's going to be a tabletop?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*swoon*

Huzzah! Now I can hear my brother and my wife taking turns criticizing me. Oh joy!

:)

Moorluck wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes & Moorluck: Just bring that story up when the kid brings home his first date.

lynora:I am very sorry for everything that is going on. If you ever need to roll some dice to escape from life, I would be more than happy to DM for you and friends.

taig: Dragon's Age is WAYYYY too addicting. I've been up since 5 am playing and stopped just to hop on here and see what I've missed. Buy it now!!! :D

EveryoneThanks for just being AWESOME!

Something tells me the future Mrs. Boyce may not see Mac again untill the wedding. ;)

+1

:D

Solnes & Moorluck: Just bring that story up when the kid brings home his first date.

lynora:I am very sorry for everything that is going on. If you ever need to roll some dice to escape from life, I would be more than happy to DM for you and friends.

taig: Dragon's Age is WAYYYY too addicting. I've been up since 5 am playing and stopped just to hop on here and see what I've missed. Buy it now!!! :D

EveryoneThanks for just being AWESOME!

Mac Boyce wrote:

And, on top of that, because we saved money, she's gonna let me get Dragon Age. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jason says that it is very addictive. He said on Facebook that he spent 15 hours the first day he had it playing.

I have the next 2 days off!

And, on top of that, because we saved money, she's gonna let me get Dragon Age. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I would have gotten Pathfinder, but I brought that up and was met with a "death stare", so I think I got it for Christmas.

WE JUST GOT OUR RECEPTION HALL FOR THE WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

$1600 for the Hall, food and a keg of beer!!!! SIXTEEN HUNDRED FREEKING DOLLARS!!!! WHHAAAAAHOOOO!!!!!!!!

BEST....NEWS.....ALL.....DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

ericthecleric wrote:

I've just seen a trailer for Waters of Mars. It's set in 2059, at Bowie Base One. :-)

I forgot to add: It's showing at 7 pm on Sunday.

he says, on his knees, praying

Sleep is illogical.

Oh and David, a word of advice, all the political forum do to you is give you ulcers. ;)

Where in the world is everyone this morning?

Ok, gonna bail for an hour or so...I have a show to watch. Talk to you boys later. :)

Mac Boyce wrote:

Twin Dragons wrote:

Sup fellas?

*Checks*

Nope, she removed those a LOOONG time ago....

HA! They make great earrings. ;)

They have "Property of Jenny" tattooed on them.

Sup fellas?

Nope, she removed those a LOOONG time ago....

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

You might not want to. She's very feisty and might tie you up and administer spankings and....

oh wait...I forgot who I was talking to.

He He He....now that sounds like fun! :D
And definately worth more than just a dinner...I will send desert too. ;)

You're coming back with her?? ;)

You couldn't handle the two of us. Best to be safe and just send cookies. :)

Actually...I don't think you could handle the two of US.

Plus then we'd have to included Kirk and he would get all upset about me not sharing and don't need 3 women, just two!!

:P

Ooohhh...lol...
Keep dreamin' baby...keep dreamin' ;)

Dreamin...I've been barking up that tree for YEARS. It'll never happen, she's too good of a Catholic girl.

I was once a good Catholic girl..... long long ago. :)

So I've read.. :P

He He, yup, then I discovered boys....and then I met Hubby. Kinda went down hill from there. Don't let her fool ya though....Us Catholic girls are naughty down deep. ;)

I can't just get her to take that next step, she keeps bugging me to take her to a strip club though.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I had shake and bake chicken with mashed potatoes and corn. Tasty.

[country accent] It's Shake N' Bake an I helped. [country accent]

:D

I actually moss ShakeNBake...damn diet.

But I've lost 46 lbs, so I can't complain.

It only adds 50 calories per serving!

On a boneless chicken breast, that's hardly breaking the diet.

The mashed potatoes on the other hand? Butter = delicious.

Have you tried "Move over butter"? Its low fat, low cholesterol, low calories, and low sodium and its like a sweetcream butter. Actually very very good.

Except on toast...

and popcorn...

and corn on the cob...

and cooking hashbrowns...

and mashed potatoes...

I've offically been up for 19 hours...my head hurts.

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

You might not want to. She's very feisty and might tie you up and administer spankings and....

oh wait...I forgot who I was talking to.

He He He....now that sounds like fun! :D
And definately worth more than just a dinner...I will send desert too. ;)

You're coming back with her?? ;)

You couldn't handle the two of us. Best to be safe and just send cookies. :)

Actually...I don't think you could handle the two of US.

Plus then we'd have to included Kirk and he would get all upset about me not sharing and don't need 3 women, just two!!

:P

Ooohhh...lol...
Keep dreamin' baby...keep dreamin' ;)

Dreamin...I've been barking up that tree for YEARS. It'll never happen, she's too good of a Catholic girl.

I was once a good Catholic girl..... long long ago. :)

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I had shake and bake chicken with mashed potatoes and corn. Tasty.

[country accent] It's Shake N' Bake an I helped. [country accent]

:D

I actually moss ShakeNBake...damn diet.

But I've lost 46 lbs, so I can't complain.

It only adds 50 calories per serving!

On a boneless chicken breast, that's hardly breaking the diet.

The mashed potatoes on the other hand? Butter = delicious.

But if you want killer mashed potatoes, try making them with sour cream, roasted garlic and butter instead of milk and margerine.

mmmmmmmm......

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

You might not want to. She's very feisty and might tie you up and administer spankings and....

oh wait...I forgot who I was talking to.

He He He....now that sounds like fun! :D
And definately worth more than just a dinner...I will send desert too. ;)

You're coming back with her?? ;)

You couldn't handle the two of us. Best to be safe and just send cookies. :)

Actually...I don't think you could handle the two of US.

Plus then we'd have to included Kirk and he would get all upset about me not sharing and don't need 3 women, just two!!

:P

Ooohhh...lol...
Keep dreamin' baby...keep dreamin' ;)

Celestial Healer wrote:

I had shake and bake chicken with mashed potatoes and corn. Tasty.

[country accent] It's Shake N' Bake an I helped. [country accent]

:D

But I've lost 46 lbs, so I can't complain.

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

You might not want to. She's very feisty and might tie you up and administer spankings and....

oh wait...I forgot who I was talking to.

He He He....now that sounds like fun! :D
And definately worth more than just a dinner...I will send desert too. ;)

You're coming back with her?? ;)

You couldn't handle the two of us. Best to be safe and just send cookies. :)

Plus then we'd have to included Kirk and he would get all upset about me not sharing and don't need 3 women, just two!!

:P

Mac Boyce wrote:

You might not want to. She's very feisty and might tie you up and administer spankings and....

oh wait...I forgot who I was talking to.

He He He....now that sounds like fun! :D
And definately worth more than just a dinner...I will send desert too. ;)

You might not want to. She's very feisty and might tie you up and administer spankings and....

oh wait...I forgot who I was talking to.

That would be wonderful, I'll send Jenny over to get it!! :)

Just make sure you send her back...don't let that drow get his grubby drow hands on her.

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Well dinner was a WIN for everyone but Hubby. He didn't really care for it, although, he tried to pass it off like he did. :D
I made chicken cooked IN tomato sauce with garlic salt, basil, and oregeno, I put that over jasmine rice, and made some green beans for veggies. It was awesome...or at least me an the kiddies thought so. :)

Chicken Breasts???

Ayup...there were two of em. :)
In all seriousness I used a whole chicken cut up.

Well dinner was a WIN for everyone but Hubby. He didn't really care for it, although, he tried to pass it off like he did. :D
I made chicken cooked IN tomato sauce with garlic salt, basil, and oregeno, I put that over jasmine rice, and made some green beans for veggies. It was awesome...or at least me an the kiddies thought so. :)

So, I'll ask, does anyone have the game yet???????

For those who have it, can you multiplay offline? My wife wants it, but only if we can play together.

Taig, an old Irish saying for ya.

There are only two things in life to worry about.

Either you are sick or you are well,
if you are well there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick there are only two things to worry about,
either you will get better, or you will die,
if you get better then there is nothing to worry about,

But if you die then there are only two things to worry about,
either you will go to heaven or you will go to hell,
if you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends you won't have time to worry ;)

Tensor wrote:

I wish I had real life "HEAL" spell.

You find yourself suffused with divine power. You can prepare spells as a cleric.

All you need is your symbol of lamashtu.

YOur dark goddess has needs. You slake her thirsts with the blood of your victims.

It takes four swat teams to take you down.

I wish China would allow Taiwan to declare independence, and become an ally.

Taiwan becomes an ally of America and floods our shores wih so much worthless crap that we must buy that our economy is destroyed EVEN more and Paizo is now out of business.

I wish for a pony.

Mac Boyce wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Hammmmmm!

Spam?

Funny, cause I was just watching the Monty Python doco that's running on the Independent Film Channel.

phantom post

GentleGiant wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

My guess is he already has a collection of bi-racial porn.

Don't we all, don't we all...

Only Asian. :)

Hammmmmm!

Jal Dorak wrote:

This ended my hopes of a fourth Punisher movie.

What the three seperate re-tellings not good enough for ya? :P

If Disney can clean up the mess Marvel made with One More Day then I fully endorse this buyout.

[Mickey Mouse voice]Hah hah! Hi Peter!! If you sell me you're soul, I'll let Aunt May live!! Because here at Disney, we don't let old people die or else their family has no "reason to visit them in Florida"![/Mickey Mouse voice}]

This table is FREEKIN SWEET!!!

*bows before the paizo gods*

Can we get something like this...PWEEZE?????

Good(?) morning folks.

I am off for engagement pictures today (Yay?) in front of my uncles castle.

See you later!!!

I want a limerick for meeeeeeee! :)
I hope everyone had a good day. Taig, thanks for the help...you rock. how is everyone in the fam doing?
Flash...how is your day? Things look up?
Lynora, have fun on your trip! I think time away is just what the doc ordered. :)
Everyone else...hope you guys are having a good night! :D

Here ya go

There once was a lady named Solnes
who has really big "cones".
She likes it rough,
but only with one fuzzy pink handcuff.
Because Moorluck's "ahem" she owns!

Vic Wertz wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Edited thread title 'cuz it was too long....

Here's the original title:

is it just me, or have there of late been an abundance of thread titles that seem to be rediculously long despite the fact that they could easily be shortened making it seem rediculous that the thread title is so long, I mean what is up with that?

Edited thread title to exercise my iron grip on the messageboards.

Previous title: "Is it just me, or have there of late been an abundance of thread titles..."

YOU SEE HOW THEY CONSPIRE AGAINST US! COME, LET US DON OUR GUY FAWKES MASKS AND SEEK JUSTICE!!! WE WILL TAKE THE IRON FORTRESS OF PAIZO, SEIZE THE SERVER, AND USHER IN A NEW AGE OF PROSPERITY FREE FROM THE TYRANNY OF MEN SUCH AS VIC AND GARY!

THOUGH...OBVIOUSLY WE'LL NEED SOMEONE TO RUN THINGS DURING THE UTOPIAN TRANSITION PERIOD...PERHAPS SOMEONE WITH LEGAL EXPERIENCE AND THEIR OWN CUSTOM AVATAR AND TITLE...YOU KNOW, JUST UNTIL WE GET THIS THING TOGETHER, AT WHICH TIME SUCH PERSON WOULD SURRENDER THE REIGNS OF POWER AND USHER IN A NEW ERA GOVERNED BY AND FOR THE PEOPLE...SUCH A LEADER WOULD MOST CERTAINLY NOT PURGE HIS ENEMIES FROM THE BOARDS, AND STATEMENTS TO THE CONTRARY SHOULD BE VIEWED AS PROPOGANDA BY THE CURRENT OVERLORDS WHO HAVE MUCH TO LOSE!

FREEDOM!!!!!!