Lurker in the Threads's page

The Lurker Fallacy:

The mistaken belief that powerful thread necromancy and the ability to kill topics with a word are important enough to make one an elder evil. Instead the lurker is merely an elder annoyance.

Aberzombie wrote:

They are kind of spooky....

...HEY! Wait a minute! I'm a zombie! Why should I be afraid of them?

'Cause your a skeleton.

*tentacles reach out and grab Kobold cleaver from behind pulling him into the void between the threads*

*burp*

*another lazily reaches off across the forums and approaches courtfool before noticing the sheer repulsion generated by his avatar. The tentacle the retreats quickly but not before turning several peaceful threads into smoking ruins of flame-fests and troll-wars*

One does not wake me needlessly

Thread vampire wrote:

Man this is what I get for sleeping all day without coffin-wireless Internet access! I miss all the juicy fun!

Get your own forum, I was here first!

Nom, nom, nom...

There's not room enough here for the both of us

They are kind of spooky....

...HEY! Wait a minute! I'm a zombie! Why should I be afraid of them?

One should be afraid of an elder evil.

**Has been lurking for untold millenia in the peaceful embrace of the void between the threads**

I was actually thinking I'd spring for a zoot suit if I failed to aquire the older-style outfit.

Well, I have never been very conformist and so, for my Senior Prom I am looking for an elegant and truly old-school suit. If anyone has seen "Enchanted" the ensemble that the lawyer wears to the ballroom scene would be nearly perfect.

As it stands I have been able to discover very little that is truly elegant or not some cheap Halloween costume. If anyone knows a distributor of such clothing please point me in that direction as I have been tearing my hair out trying to ascertain if such a thing even exists.

Please note that I am male.

I have no clue; there have only ever been four of me, it gets fairly noisy sometimes when they all try to get a word in. Then again, doesn;t everyone have an extra personality or two... or three... ... guys?.. guys?... what?... why are you all backing away from me?...

but but but... the smurfs wont let things be penultimate... they're everywhere... watching us... waiting for the penultimate thread so that they can make another... and another... they won;t let it happen, it's all part of a gand conspiracy I tell you!

ninjas... no there aren't any ninjas... anymore... they were lurking in my threads... they should have known better... *smacks lips*

mwahahahha.... everything is going according to plan!

wait... I just revealed my presence... *explosive runes*

now that that's settled *goes back to lurking*