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66 posts. Alias of Joey Lafyatis.

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Wait... malfunctioning... Too many...


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Ha! This is entertainment!


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Wow, what a loser to be assimilated like that... *glances around*


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Oops. Guys and girls...


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Is that desert tonight? Because if it is, there's nothing wrong with this assimilition. Right guys?

....

guys?


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You said the same about beer. You were wrong then, don't you have any doubt in your mind?


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FOOD? GIVE!


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*brilliant smile*


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So sorry, Joey.


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Humphf... fine.


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You sure look like one. And comfy, too.


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Hm.. this wont be half bad.


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So I'm stuck with you without any weapons?


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I give up.
*pulls out a gun... BOOM!*
Did I get him?


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*Looks menacing with a small screwdriver*

tap..
tap...
tap....


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Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
The chemical compound has been broken down to is compound form for redistribution and recycling to useful byproduct
*Backhands Paizomatix, takes the beer back from it* We've been tolerant towards you so far but you better leave the beer alone. *Hands beer back to Lumberjack*

:D


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*cry*


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NO!! He has taken our beer! My precious! Get him!


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You can't tell me what I know!

For I knowmany things! Like pie = infinity :)


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Why, unassimilated! That sounds great! I will take your entire stock!


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Yeah.. I guess I'm a sore loser.
*throws tomato halfheartedly*


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Oh really? Wow... that was sneaky. LIKE A FOX!


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I HAVE SEEN NO ACTION FROM THIS MAN! ONLY WORDS> HE IS LIKE THE FRENCH (trust me I know) DURING WWII! THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO GREAT, WITH ALLIES LIKE BRITAIN, AND THEN THEY GOT CRUSHED


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So sorry, but I have to disagree


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Hmm.. you don't have Jack in your name. I will refer you to a higher member: "oh JaACk!


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You're right! I wrote now twice! I could Edit it... but no. I am imperfect! [/sarcasm]


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So many discussion going on right now now! IN ONE THREAD! HEAD! HURTS!


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W00T! Break out the beer and grill!


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*Pulls out drill*

*grin*

let's do this


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We got him!


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Species PM0, you are flawed.
For you did not realize, but you have been assimilated into the Jack Cult..


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Hmm... it seems this thread has turned into a kids game:

"I win."
"No, I win, you can't beat me"
"No, I win, cause I have a rust monster, and your metal!"
"No, this issuper metal and it kills rust monsters!"
"NO! This rust monster can eat through anything!"
"NOT MY METAL!"
"YEAH IT CAN!"

etc...


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Yes, they are weak..


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Meh.. He's fine. It's that frog, actually...


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Can't we all get along? If not...

*pulls out bastard sword*


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Sounds yummy, but any recipes that will get rid of metal assimilation-things?


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True...

*GLUG!^5*


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What did 'e say?

*glug*


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Hells yeah!


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Beer is always relevent!


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Shud up! I'm tired of you! *throws empty beer bottle*


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Is this guy still here? Ugg... some people.


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Nah, thieves guild has our locks.


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Sebastian wrote:
You're still a bunch of losers. Join a real cult.

HeY!


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Frat Jack wrote:

We should get this Matix robot a "lighten-up" program upgrade. I could share some of mine, got plenty of it.

*cheers for lighten-up* software!*

*MORE CHEERS!!!*


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How about throwing axes!

Attack 1d20+10=30
Confirm Crit 1d20+10=30

Damage 4d10+20=57

PWND!!


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Nothing wrong with flaws. Malice, shall we? (dispose of him)


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Hmm... this man seems to be creating a ruckus* in our thread. Would someone care to dispatch of him?

*no, I can't describe the ruckus


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*LumberJack walks into room with embarressed look*

Hey, wow, sorry I got drunk earlier, and um.. you know, did those things.


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Haha! That is sick! I find this hilarious (not going to buy it, but I can still rejoice)

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