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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I ate some Mexican food once. It......didn't agree with me. Generally Mexican food doesn't agree with anybody -even mexicans- so don't worry about it and continue enjoying it!
*licks DLP*
David Fryer wrote: You think that's great, you shoul try some of my cooking. *Gurgles on David's cooking*
OM NOM NOM NOM...tastee!!! Then again I eat lots of MExican food off the streets, so my stomach can digest anything! ue buen season señor! NOM NOM NOM...
*grabs some Agua de Horchata to wash the meal down*
OH NOES!!!!!! plese don't take the Hungry Jack away...pretty please!!!!
*puts on epic sad puppy eyes, Save DC 35*
Yay!
This Jack smells like...zombie...
*licks Hungry Jack*
*shares leftovers with cockapoo*
We need more of this!
yapyap
*Looks at the Poodle Master with sad puppy eyes and starts begging for some Hungry Jack's left overs*
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Do I really smell that bad? "Bad" is not the right word, "Strong" may be. It shows you have been around... and you recently came from France, didn't you? Soooo :P
*Licks CDP*
No wonder he smelled familiar... more rotten than just your regular zombie...
POODLE EATER!!!! RUN!!!!!!
*runs for his furry cute poodle hide*
Huh? ZObieeeee!!!!!!!!!!
*nibs at the bones, looking for bits of flesh*
CourtFool wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle was neutered once.
Licks Clinically Depressed Poodle.
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
I wonder where did our poodle master just licked CDP...
Cockapoo wrote: CourtFool wrote: Poodle on poodle love. Just wait 'till California finds us. They'll probably neuter us. *whine* Yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip!!!
*flees in terror!!!*
You did gave up on the idea of quiting gaming, right?
May I drool on it?
Yapyaptappityyap
*Starts taking bets on the Tug-o'-war*
Or two! It never hurts to have two...
can I borrow one?
Cockapoo wrote: *sniffs Llamafrog's bum* No chocolate smoothie there! Hi ya Llamafrog! Long time no see! Wait a bit longe *mmmmmph*, nopes, not just yet, I need more poodlechow to process some smoothies...
The doodling thing has got me busy lately... I'll try to fulfill my poodle duties and come more often!
Cockapoo wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Monday! Ugh! And to top it off, there's snow on the ground. My poor.....paws. It's not that bad. You can always make lemonade snow cones! YAP! I'm a specilist on Chocolate smoothies!
Yapyap
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Monday! Ugh! And to top it off, there's snow on the ground. My poor.....paws. Here, a poodle-gift, bunny snow-proof slippers!
CourtFool wrote: When the world hands you lemonade, make…no…wait… You put ice on it!!! ... and stir, don't forget to stir
now I'm tirsthy...
Callous Jack wrote:
Rassum frassum poodles!
*PUNT*
Oops, he crashed through the thieves guild roof...
Yipes!
*as the poodles flies away the diaper falls from his mouth spreading "love" all around the jack's house and a bit on the driveway right over Callous Jack mustang convertible*
*walks in walking pompously with a diaper on the mouth and goes stright into the livingrooms main sofa, lays down on it and starts chewing on the baby's bomb and shaking it vigorously, splashing the whole place with what appears to be baby Jack's byproduct*
Nomnomnom...
*grabs baby Jack's dirty diapers and runs to the Jack's house*
Urgh... that long nap now has made me all dizy...
*wanders of stumbling*
CourtFool wrote: Llamafrog and CourtFool rip the DMG in half. CourtFool hops back on the sofa and gnaws on his half. *Gives a greedy stare to Courtfool's half...*
GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRrrrGrrrrrr
CourtFool wrote: Curls up on a sofa and begins chewing up a first edition Dungeon Masters Guide. *grabs the other end of the book and shakes it, trying to take it away playfuly*
Grrrrrr...
CourtFool wrote: You would be a Tolkien fanboi. Twenty pages describing a tree? Srsly? Are you going to advance the plot any time this century? Post agreeing with the master (as usual) and also adding that without all the extra fluff, LotR was a GREAT story
*sniffs CF bum*
CourtFool wrote: I was thinking of getting some new furniture in here for us to chew on. Maybe a giant squeaky toy in the living room. Oh! Oh! And one of those tennis ball launcher thingies. A tennis ball launcher?!?!
*starts running around excited in circles *
Yapyapyapyapyapyapyap....
CourtFool wrote: You came back from an absence because your pack needed you. *Licks Courtfool*
Hey, it got crowded with visitors in here!
*starts handing out nametags*
You notices when a poster dissapears from missed the boards within a week, and miss him within a month.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: [edited for excessive anger] Sorry, that was rude. But it's true. *licks KC, and Sharoth*
CourtFool wrote: I certainly hope Dread Poodle Lord is o.k. Make sure we save some freedom fries and a squeaky for him when he gets back. I hope so
Wow, the house got poodlelicious! Darn... I gotta check i more often...
*licks everyone in he room*
BTW, who ate KC's flash of his skull? He sure looks skinny...
*Chews on KCs bones*
CourtFool wrote: Plays Hero with new tribbles in this thread too. CanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycan IplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIpl aycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplayc anIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplaycanIplay?!?!
*runs in circles*
*Walks around topless*
Jack Hammer wrote: Llamafrog wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: The cults are all idiots, squabbling amongst each other for dominance, or simply being too fat or stupid to do anything. That's why we poodles are a lodge, a happy, peaceful, furry lodge!
*Lick KC* Isn't that *Licks KC, after drinking out of the porcelain water bowl with attached water reservoir*? *licks Jack Hammer*
*Buys a new porcelain bowl for CDP with insurance*
Kobold Cleaver wrote: The cults are all idiots, squabbling amongst each other for dominance, or simply being too fat or stupid to do anything. That's why we poodles are a lodge, a happy, peaceful, furry lodge!
*Lick KC*
Attack my fleas, defend your turf!
*sends army of fleas against the mosquitoes*
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Hey Hugo, you have to do one with the poodles when you get the spare time. Its already commissioned!
Yap yap!
Naaah, we have a greqat mental plan here at the poodle lodge, he'll come to his senses...eventually.
*gives KC the visitor's squeaky toy*
Here you go pal!
*gives CDP antidepressive medication +5*
Dread Lord Poodle wrote: Sorry!
Rolls over and offers belly to alpha poodle
Hahaha! that¿s soooo poodle!
*takes both DLP and CDP squeaky toys and runs away*
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Llamafrog wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I had a squeeky toy like this once....it was stolen by a Great Dane.....after he beat me up. Now you are making ME sad.... DO you have the address of this great Dane? Just great....now I'm ruining your life as well..... I just want to go an pee on his lawn :P
¨*asks fr directions to give a few hundred turns to lay down to sleep*
Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:
Takes on a smug air while scrubbing the poodle feces from his hair
*get into the bubbling pond with the peasant and links him*
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: I had a squeeky toy like this once....it was stolen by a Great Dane.....after he beat me up. Now you are making ME sad.... DO you have the address of this great Dane?
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Sharoth wrote: Please! Take all the poodles! take them far, far away from here! I am begging you! Nobody ever wants to take me anywhere. Here's your squeecky toy! Use it wisely and don't let other poodles get it!
*stares anxiously at CDP squeecky toy*
CDP, come more often to the poodle lodge, we'll make you feel at home. We have a squeecky toy with your name on it :D
*sniffs CDP behind*
*brings out some steaks and BBQ and grills it on the floor*
Now somebody go get some sodas!
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