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CourtFool wrote:

licks Jack's Right Hand Man

*pats Courtfool* *gives all the Poodles dog biscuits,beer, and squeaky toys*

Beer!!! I mean... bisquits and squeaky toys, yay!!!

-darn... I had hang out with Frt Jack too long...*

*Charges cover to play at garden to buy expensive squeeky toys*

Flagging previous poster for the insult of existing and being a poodle!

*Post licking Sharoth*

…and to think the Jacks were once our friends.

The constant absence of Mr Callous Jack sets the other Jacks into a violnt frenzy...Sometimes the can be quite the scary fellows,but the rest of the time they are Ok. They kept me fed and on a clean puffy newspaper bed while our lodge was closed!

*licks the Jack to post*

At least I'm not a poodle. Probably the lowest form of life along with the cockroach.

You forgot to mention cooles and cutest life for ever!

Yip yip!

*Licks JRHM*

CourtFool wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Watch it fleabag.

See the violence inherent in the Jacks?

*kick* See the poodle fly through the air.

Hey! What's with the kicking and anal probing?!?!?! How rude! The moment our leader returns you go all nasty on us... gotta talk to CJ about this!

*Wimpers like a sisy furry dog...wait...do'h...*

CourtFool wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

*throws stick*

dashes after stick returning a few moments later, tail wagging

I hear the Jacks have some milk in a bowl for you Poodles.

Excellent!

*goes for the Trix and beats away the rabbit*

GAHHHHH!!!!! POODLE GERMS!!! ~pulls out a fresh carp and whaps CourtFool and LlamaFrog with it~ Stay AWAY you little annoying YAPPY dogs! Stay away! EWWWWW!!!!!!

*Follows Sharoth around quietly*

CourtFool wrote:

You are not French, are you?

sniffs bum

If that would make things worse, then yeah, I probably am.

*Licks welcome Clinically Depressed Poodle into the poodle org....anization*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Wow, I thought my life sucked ass. At least I don't have a whole thread dedicated to messing with me.....yet.

Well, look on the bright side! We like you better than we do CourtFool!

We poodles like everybody, even silver dragons!

*licks Sharoth*

EDIT: Gack! The poodle master GPoodled me for lees than a sec!

*bows to the Licking Lord*

CourtFool wrote:

I hope, for your sake, what goes around, does not come back around.

Unless it's a tail. Then it's fair game to continue chasing it.

Now that's fine poodle thinking my friend!

*sniffs the tree roots....raises leg...*

We are poodles, so we do enjoy the simple things in life.

Amen, Yapyap!

*goes to laminate the poodle credo*

My recent absence has obviously negatively impacted the cult. And maybe that is for the best since it seems my poodle brethren have failed to grasp the message. Maybe the poodles need a more capable leader.

Huh? how come?! I thought we were doin' fine... SOme of us got a bit violent, but that's usual every now and then.

Maybe we should make a manifesto or some reminder of proper poodle behavior!

*waits in expectation for the Poodle Master to deliver the Poodle code of behavior*

*Picks some fleas off KC and adds those to my collection*

tail wiggling morse code post

This is me humping KC

*humps Kobold Cleaver leg*

*licks Jarl Kitty*

Llamafrog wrote:

Our most harmful/offensive course of action is the Humping, no killing for us.

*humps Callous Jack leg*

We only hump the ones we like. The others, we pee on their carpets.

Yeah, that's right!

*Humps Callous Jack leg harder*

*Scratches real hard and passes some fleas to Kobold Cleaver*

Our most harmful/offensive course of action is the Humping, no killing for us.

*humps Callous Jack leg*

Tired of Things that go bump in the night under a full moon?

We go Hump in the night under all moon phases, does that count?

*Humps Sunny Godhead's leg*

I can see you copperly tan Mr Cjack. I've yet to see it turn green with envy-I mean,... tarnish ;)

*licks Callous Jack using extra tarnishing saliva*

*licks everyone on this thread*

Llamafrog wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

O.k. Who let the Paizomatix in?

Gack! poor fellow...

We are not violent paizomatix...but another affront like that and we may go poodly on you shiny metal @$$

When did you develop such an attitude, Llamafrog? I like it!

Messing with a poodle's hairstyle is a serious offense...

O.k. Who let the Paizomatix in?

Gack! poor fellow...

We are not violent paizomatix...but another affront like that and we may go poodly on you shiny metal @$$

*licks Jack's Right Hand Man*

Mmmm... no more cult wars if you please, Poodles are peaceful, furry creatures.

*paint the Lemmings white and put "honorary member" badges to each one of them*

*same process for the kitties*

Thanks for the hosting Jacks! now we are back to our Poodle den, our dread, puffy lord is back!

*Leaves some chocolate for the Jacks... real chocolate*

Mwahahaha! leg humping is back! Go master!

*goes in search of a decent leg to... you know*

To the vexation of many, I am sure.

Well, the can go poodle themselves! :D

*licks the Poodle master*

All hail the Poodle Lord!

yap yap!

Yap! Yap!

YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*starts running in circles and yapping like crazy in excitetment*

Yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap......

Man, I must be the poster with the most threads dedicated to mocking me than any other Paizonian.

We luv u that much!

*licks Kobold Cleaver*

Evengtually Gary may add a "Picking on KC" flag

You must be confused, I'm not the dreaded Poddle master, just a humble follower. We learn and imitate his poodle-fu and spread the poodle love on the boards as you already know.

*licks Cheshire Cat*

They make superb squeaky toys!

Yapyap!

So what did I miss?

Me!

*licks Callous Jack*

Congratulations on the baby, CJ. Welcome to fatherhood. I am sorry to hear about your misfortunes.

*licks CourtFool*

Since Courtfool has not got his cult going again, we still have the poodles. *shudder*

*Licks JRHM*

I think the Poodle Lord is on a Non-nonsense stand right now so I suppose he won't be comming back to Poodleland for a while (if he ever). So for now the poodle mantle is up to us poddle followers and we shall carry CourtFool's legacy with poodlepride! We are still glad he's back!

*licks Kobold Cleaver*

*sits besides Kobold Cleaver and begs for cookies*

*licks smvrfy Kobold Cleaver*

*chases Kobold Cleaver*

Llamafrog wrote:

*licks Kobold Cleaver*

GAH!!! BEGONE, VILE RAT-DOG!

*follows Kobold Cleaver around*

*licks Kobold Cleaver*

Besides, poodles are a bad joke for dogs species (along with chihuahuas)

And more frogs please!!!

Hah! COme again?

Happy to oblige, Guhvnuh.

*humps Adj. Reginald, aide-de-camp leg*

Fellow Poodles! aparently the maste IS back!!!! Lets hope he dons the poodle mantle again and inspire us poodles into a sarcastic frenzy and licking madnes!!!!

Yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip!

HEY!!!! The master IS back... but he's not wearing the poodle's visage... I wonder if that's the start of a new poodle Era?...

*whimpers*