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Crimson Jester wrote: so to kill the EVIL. Mistah Jwesah, is EVIL evil?
Hee-hee! Mr. Jingle Bells talks funny. But new daddy smells funny!
Asgetrion wrote: Little Timmy wrote: Asgetrion wrote:
Little Tim, daddy needs a hanky!
Are you my daddy? Little Tim! Who polymorphed you from pit fiend into a human child?!? Wait... now I know.. didn't I *tell* you not to trust that nasty, evil man -- KaeYoss! He said if I failed my saving throw on purpose, he'd give me a puppy!
Asgetrion wrote:
Little Tim, daddy needs a hanky!
Are you my daddy?
It peed in my Cheerios. Then it peed in my doggie's Cheerios.
Gary and Sara Marie need to have a kid for me to play with.
Please sir, I would like to be Oliver's friend.
Faerie Dragon wrote: Seriously Timmy that's cheating and meta-gaming! You need to roll a Knowledge (Arcana) check to now that! Hee-hee! I'm too little for that. My DM rolled my check for me.
Faerie Dragon wrote: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK TIMMYYYYY!!!! I AM A WYVERN!!!!!! SQUEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!! RUB MY FEATHERS AND TOUCH MY BEAK AND I WILL GRANT YOU A WISH!!!!!!!!! You don't look like a wyvern. You look more like that seagull whose picture I saw at the Post Office that said, "Warning to Kids and Parents."
YES! OH, YES!
Please sir, sing me tales of these wondrous beasties and their magical ways, for nanny would only try to scare me with stories that they'd swoop me up and eat me!
Butterfrog wrote: I AM a frog...croak! Hey! Come back here, silly froggy!
The Jade wrote: Little Timmy wrote: You tell funny stories. I have a frog! Get to practicing and make those execs rich, kid! They like green things. The same as my frog and my pickle!
Bickering Partisans wrote: Yes! Yes! Feel the anger, feel the resent and dissent! Dear fellow you've got it! Hey! I heard my mommy saying that through the bedroom door. She thought I was asleep!
You tell funny stories. I have a frog!
I got a boo-boo!
Sebastian wrote: Little Timmy wrote: It's okay. A doggie jumped in from of me and took the blow! Good doggie! That happened to me the last time I was visiting your mom. I remember you! Mommy kept laughing and saying, "Are you sure you're a pony?" and you were leaving real fast and I said, "Mommy, don't let the pony leave, I want to ride him" and she said you weren't taking anybody for a ride that day. I wonder why.
It's okay. A doggie jumped in from of me and took the blow! Good doggie!
Please sir, I want more.
Taig and Woss huwit my feewins...
Whoops!
*Falls into the well poorly located inside a burning barn.*
A doggie!
Urizen wrote: I got some chocolates from the Jacks. Anyone want any? I'll be glad to share. Puts down box.
<strolls out like Randall>
Maybe dwagons don't wike chocwit?
Hee-hee-hee!
Ooo! A new fwiend!
Patrick Curtin wrote: lynora wrote: Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Heathy's kids are sick? Sorry to hear that, Heathy. +1.
Hope that kids feel better soon. +2 Sick kids seem to be a common theme this winter. It is twue that viwuses can spwead thwough the internet, Mr. Monkey?
Little Timmy gets out of thread while the gettin' is good.
Little Timmy laughs at Little Kiba's antics. Little Timmy likes it when big jerk falls down and goes boom.
Little Kiba wrote: Little Kiba will be fine. Little Kiba can wolf paddle over to the rope and climb it. Little Timmy hangs onto Little Kiba back and rides his way to safety. It's okay for Little Timmy, because someone always comes to save Little Timmy. That's just how it is. Little Timmy is nonplussed.
Now Little Timmy is both sad and hungry...and Little Timmy wasted all his tartar sauce for nothing.
Fishstick wrote: I'm still coming to save you, Timmy!
*flops around some more*
Yay!
Little Timmy starts opening packets of tartar sauce.
Little Timmy loves fish!
CourtFool wrote: Callous Jack wrote: CourtFool wrote: Yap! Yap! Yap!
...
Yap!
What was that again? Someone's fallen on Timmy's shaft. Huh?
Drachesturm wrote: Mairkurion {tm} wrote: It should be high up in my recent history. Let me go and find it again.
Dang, Jason locked it. I didn't think I was jumping on the OP, I was just trying to make a point about thread titles. Maybe Jason meant posts other than mine, hopefully.
Happy? <sniff, sniff> No...mine was made wit more wuv.
One day, Mr Norris drove me to the park and let me play with his dog.
On the way home, he got me a frozen yogurt!
OW, retarded demon bunny hurt my ears with his potty words!
Why you wanna torment poor ol' Ross?
Meen ol gwouchy Fwyyuh...they'wuh pwababwy kids just wike me wuhning awuwuh about the wundufwuwuh wowuld.
playing next to a particularly dangerous post
You hepped, Robby!
Youah fwunny doggie!
Hey, I've been pwaying in the bacon factory. Want to see it?
Labradoodle wrote: This is sewious! My wittuh doggie pawul who shawuhs a speech impediment!
Little Timmy, unharmed, removes himself from the offal of the sliced open and gnawed on canine. He looks at the poor, even more mutilated Buttuglypoodlekin who wouldn't listen.
Poor Bad Doggie...
He then wipes his hands off on KC's cape and goes skipping off.
Thanks mistah! I've never been saved befoah by a dog who was pawut wizawud.
Wee!
He jumps into a nearby stream an floats away.
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote: Little Timmy wrote: Xabulba wrote: Besides poodles don't have brains and neither do Timmys. Hey, that's not a vewy nice thing to say...and it's not twue, eithuwuh.
Settles into BUPK's lower intestine.
I stiwuh cwoud use some hehwuhp heah. It'll all be over soon, Timmy. Just wait for those digestive acids to do their thing. It's vewy dark and smewuhs vewy bad heah.
Hey! I think I see a vewy smawuh wight!
Xabulba wrote: Besides poodles don't have brains and neither do Timmys. Hey, that's not a vewy nice thing to say...and it's not twue, eithuwuh.
Settles into BUPK's lower intestine.
I stiwuh cwoud use some hehwuhp heah.
I'm inside Buttuglypoodlekin.
Pwease save me.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that a fwendwee hound out thehwuh?
[A voice from another thread:]
HEHWUHP!
Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!
[A voice from another thread:]
HEHWUHP!
Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!
Not that inoccent. wrote: Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote: Little Timmy wrote: Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote: Little Timmy wrote: Hey...I nevuh seen you befoah.
Usuawuhwee it is that funny werewuwoof or that pooduwuh with the bad attitude who comes and saves me.
*sniffs little boys hand, then begins tying a napkin around his neck*
You just sit tight kid, I'll carry you out..... in my tummy. I'd hate for you to do that, stwange doggie. It just means some other dog wiuw come awong and wip youwuh tummy open and save me fwum inside. Then you wiwuh pwababwee be dead!
Be a good doggie and cawee me out on youwuh back, then we can be fwiends! *gulps little boy down, taking care to chew slowly savoring the flavor*
Mime moory my man't mear moo mthu mah mmchooing EH-EH! Bad dog! now spit him out right now! SOMEONE PWEASE CALL A GOOD DOGGIE TO SAVE ME AND PUNISH THIS BAD BAD DOGGIE. HIS BWEATH STINKS AND HIS TONGUE TICKLES...wuckuhwy, his teef all appeah to be wotten.
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