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I use it as a shaving creame for the heads of my vultures, doens't everyone?

The next poster can move like jagger.


You can change all the spelling rules to soothe your dyslexia because you're the DM


You can make the players bake cookies for you because you're the gm!


479.Your friends and you are bored and decide to try to take over the town.


I don't know the Red Hand of Doom, can you tell something about it? Maybe it brings up some ideas.


Inspired by spook205:
My uncle went there once, with a party. He was the only one to return, after months. For a long time he didn't seem to recognize any of us and kept on muttering "don't talk to them, don't talk to them". He would put his fingers in his ears and scream when we came up from behind and talked to him.
He got a lot better, but then, one day he walked of, saying he had to speak to some-one. We assumed it was someone in the village but he never came back. The ranger tracked him to the entrance of the dungeon.


..My DM took it of my character sheet. Really, not kidding. He said, you are a cleric, "you don't need to shoot, the rest will do that". (First thing I did was obtain a sling and bullets, because we didn't have any money yet.)
Appart from that, nothing..


I don't believe such a spell exists, maybe you could make your own? And discuss it with your DM?


kestral287 wrote:
Smart money that the OP read "Conversions" as "Conversations"

Ehh.. yeah exactly what happend... Sorry! I'm not a native speaker and misread.


GoatToucher has had a worse Kielbasa than that hammer.


Granted, but you're his goat now and he keeps touching you with his body full of pus filled blisters

I wish I had a Vacuum Cleaning Robot

Ps

Goth Guru wrote:
It will, but it's the one where 4, 10 year olds convinced you to GM a My Little Pony game. They will murder your favorite villain from that show, then insist on playing epic levels.

That's hillarious!! I work with 10 year olds


You can create a world where no one needs to go to the bathroom but just burn everything they eat BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GM


Don't use time machines! They hurt, make you sick to the stomach and make you look really weird!

The next poster has a detailed description of how you look after using a time machine.


Pulg was once mentally undressed by an onion, it was awkward.


They are, but only for a guy who says SPAM all the time..

I wish my "new" party goes on for more than one session


Because I'd like to talk about it, where would you have posted it?


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You can curse your whole party to only speak in rhyme, it will only apply to them..
Because your the DM


No you don't, now go back to goattoucher


Is there a reason why you didn't assign the ability increases? (like +8 str +6 con +4 dex instead of leaving it open) That might give it a bit more direction. On what creatures can be put?
And how do de come into being? Are they like half titan? or something else?
I do find the idea interesting.


Like St Drake said, the paladin would fit that bill. As soon as they smite they certainly have the wow-factor. If you would want to play it you should look at the party as well. If everyone is chaotic, and "playing" with the law is a big part of the fun you'll be in for some serious discussion or you might want to go an other way.


Rashly5 Thinks onions taste better when they're dressed.


476) X once was the mightiest wizard of the world, he had a vast collection of magic items. Then something went wrong,was it an experiment? An attack? No one knows. But everyone knows it took the whole a country with it.
(475 is the best idea yet)


I also really like the threads with world or dungeon building and ideas. Or character background. The creative stuff. I answer the rules questions if I know the answer and it hasn't been posted yet.
Sometimes I go looking for threads where no one has replied yet, see if I can help them out.


Not exactly the inspiration you asked for, but I hope it helps. (I write most of my characters inspired on the they're in, so I don't think that helps.) What always inspired me when i was writing the world, where pictures of places on earth. I made a whole adventure with inspiration from those pointy rocks in madagascar, a hell mouth that looks like one of those acid pits, a fairy lair based on the Marble Caves in Chile. If you google weirdest, most beautiful or spectacular places on earth you'll get images with the stories just leaping out of them. (A least for me.)
I hope this helps! Good luck building!


Granted, but everyone can't get along with anyone outside of the message boards. Really, really can't get along. By chance one of us is works in nuclear plant and in a fit of anger slams on the self destruct button...

I wish I could survive a nuclear disaster, but not by being a cockroach.


KahnyaGnorc actualy has a stutter and sometimes takes half an hour to pronouns his name.


KahnyaGnorc actually has a stutter and sometimes takes half an hour to pronounce his name.


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You can fight the party using angry birds BECAUSE YOUR THE DM!
*Love this thread*


Do you have an idea what you want to play yet? Or was that the actual question?
If I would build such a character I would want a high AC, because you'll basically be jumping into combat, lost of people hitting you. Hp ass well, dont want to land on a ship and just die.
I don't know what the rules are about boarding and if you get an armor class penalty from it. If you do maybe build a monk?


the X4 on first level was a 3.5 thing. In pathfinder you get a +3 bonus when you put the first rank into a class skill.
So you'll have 8 skill point.


Orthos: thanks, I was indead looking for the reason a normal person would want to be a Zhent.
Duiker: Which should I have been on?


No one?


How do you choose which threads to read? And what to answer? I for one don't pick threads with lots of answers. Those people have lots of help already and I'll probably don't have much to contribute. (Except some fun threads.)
What do you do? How do you select?


Me and two friends once got close to the entrance with the ranger we had back then, all of a sudden he started to talk gibberish, screaming at things that weren't there in a languish so gruesome I've never heard anything like it. We had to knock him out to drag him back to the village. He seemed to have calmed down so we left him at his house.
Didn't see him the next day, or the day after that when we went to check on him it looked like he had tried to skin himself, died before he could pull the last bits of his back. How he got that far I've got no idea.
Less then a week later one of my friend was complaining about an ich in the back of his skull. When I look back on it he was looking off, feverish, skittish... I jokingly said "than you have to scratch it" before I could stop him he had put an arrow through his eye.
The other friend just.. just disappeared. One day he didn't show up for work, the next day he was still no where to be seen. The third day we went to his house, everything was locked, doors, windows everything. So we break open the door, the hairs on my neck rose when I entered, and he's just not there. There's a half finished meal on the table and puddles of candles that has burned out. And apart from that nothing.

Or: Do you know mad Gary? He wasn't always mad, go ask him. I don't even want to talk about that place.


I agree with amasu.


A dwarf rogue with a love for BIG axes, bit without proficiency for it.


Not here to win, just to wonder about the love between chimera and GoatToucher


Who are you? I don't know anything about you either, just make something up. Like:
Rashly5 doesn't know who anyone is, he can only recognize faces of other red pandas


Granted, but you can hardly move, you can't even to breathe, you can wiggle your left big toe, won't die though just you'll just stand there for eternity, wiggling your left big toe.

I wish my plants will grow very well.


Goddity is actually very famous, that's what the mask is for.


This volunteer won't see the difference between a decade or two! Let me test it, it's my time to shine!

The next poster is going to steal my shine


A bard that grew up in the woods and doesn't really get how pretty she is or what men want with her. (She thinks they're just being nice.) Constantly needing to be rescued by her fellow party members.


Have you read the pathfinder novels? Some better than others but I found them all enjoyable. The memory, sorrow and thorn trilogy is a bit slow but I really liked it. There is a collection of a short stories about Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser, those are very good.


I agree with a lot that's already said here.
I use my screen on and of, if we have a lot of roll playing I put it down, during fights I sometimes lift it to show the dice.
The thing I like most about my screen however is looking at some notes, or a monster, and then look up at my players and smile knowingly.


Thanks!


I'm starting in a new party, after having build a cleric of a chaotic neutral god the DM told me that I'm also a member of the Zhentarim, because both my parents are. We've agreed that the character is not really sure what path to choose yet.
I'm really struggling with the Zhentarim part though, I've no idea what motivates more or less "normal" people to be in the Zhentarim and why it appeals to them.
Does any one have ideas about this?


Last time we played our group had a discussion about the damage black tentacles deal, to be precise, about the word additional in the text.
Some of us thought the black tentacles would deal 1d6+4 damage the first round and the second round they would deal an additional 1d6+4, bringing the total up to 2d6+8 damage in the second round.
Others thought it was 1d6+4 first round, and in the second round once again 1d6+4, 1d6+4 an additional time.

Since we where in a fight we just did what the DM thought, but can some of you shine a light on the matter?


I'm not a very trusting person when it comes to money, so it would probably make me hesitate. I would, however, be interested to make a reservation and wait for the time it takes to "sell" the other copies.


I worship no-one! Victory is mine!


BlindKitsune Would rather starve to death than never dance the macarena again.

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