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Would you care to purchase some of my Chocolate Skeletons? How about my Gummi Zombies? Perhaps I can convince you to try some Licorice Lich? The first taste is free! Fill your belly AND murder your friends! Or enemies. Whoever! Warning: Please do not feed Chocolate Skeletons to canine animal companions, familiars, or wild shaped druids.
I blame Cosmo that everyone is speaking of the candy-flavored outsiders, and yet spares no mention of my Chocolate Skeletons or Gummi Zombies! It is also Cosmo's fault that no one has purchased any of my Bloody Chocolate Skeletons, with the cherry-caramel blood. In fact, I'm sure it was due to Cosmo's machinations that Ustalav is so hostile to my delicious necromantic candies! |
