| Full
Name |
Lincoln Hills |
|
| Race |
Human |
|
| Gender |
Male |
|
| Size |
Medium |
|
| Age |
38 |
|
| Special Abilities |
The ability to keep my big trap shut (at times) |
|
| Alignment |
Misanthropic Idealist |
|
| Deity |
I'm not touching that one with a 30' pole |
|
| Location |
Oregon |
|
| Languages |
English, Spanish (about on a par with Yakoff Smirnov's English) |
|
| Occupation |
TBA |
|
| Homepage URL |
TBA |
|
| Strength |
12 |
|
| Dexterity |
8 |
|
| Constitution |
13 |
|
| Intelligence |
16 |
|
| Wisdom |
12 |
|
| Charisma |
11 |
|
About Lincoln Hills
"[When going to Heaven,] you will not be allowed to bring your dog. Remember, Heaven goes by favor[itism], not by merit. If it went by merit, you would stay out and the dog would go in."
- from Letters from the Earth
Australian Herpetologist: Yep, Komodo has more poisonous snakes per square inch than any other place on Earth.
English Author: Well, what do I do if I get bitten?
AH: You die. That's what 'deadly' means.
EA: Nothing I can do?
AH: Yes. Don't get bitten.
EA: I mean, can't I suck the poison out or something?
AH: Look friend, if you'd rather have a mouthful of poison than a legful, that's your own lookout. Me, I'd keep that stuff as far from my brain as I could.
- from Last Chance to See
