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Pathfinder Society Member. 2,789 posts (7,136 including aliases). No reviews. 2 lists. No wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters. 120 aliases.


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'Three Against the Witch World' by Andre Norton.

It was superb.


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I went and did Christmas sword and dagger for three hours, then went to the pub.

Few better ways to spend an evening, IMO.


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AŞık Mahsuni Şerif - Han Sarhoş Hancı Sarhoş


Walter Wegmuller - Tarot


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Top Situationist fillustufer Guy Debord's Marxist wargame


This is really bad news.

I recently started getting back into those books, too.

RIP, Joe.


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You have 500lb birds in Wisconsin?

"Yes, that is the Legendary Madison Cheese Roc. Do not stand beneath its flight path if it has had a particularly heavy meal"

EDIT: There is a monster concept that Rawr! can have for NOTHING, as my Friday gift to him.


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Hmm wrote:

Hey all! Sorry that I have gone quiet. My shodan test is today.

Eep.

Hmm

Hope it goes well! :)


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Ağrı Dağı Efsanesi - Deli Gönül Neylersin


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Kajehase wrote:
I still regret not wearing a sarong during the five minutes in the 90's it was almost fashionable for slightly-open-minded teenage and twenty-something men to wear them.

That sounds... draughty...


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In my view, some measure of protectionism is necessary, especially if you're a developing country, to help safeguard emerging/strategic industries. It also helps avoid the sort of race to the bottom we've seen, where we (in the UK, at least) are told that we have to compete with the Chinese, etc., in terms of working hours/wages or none of us will have jobs.

Not that it's all positive by any means, and it never lasts, capitalism being capitalism, but internationalism on the IMF/EU's terms is internationalism for them, not us, in my view.

In other news:

Solidarity liberates Sudanese CP HQ

UPS racism drives London staff to picket lines


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MageHunter wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Go tell it to a martial-caster disparity expert, buddy.

Five words... Readied Vital Strike Combo Lock

Are you still jealous over the time I won initiative?

As long as we persevere we can destroy those elven mage bastards! May we send an arrow through every Wizard's eye!*

Do I look like King F@%*ing Harald to you, sunbeam?

Three words: Protection From Arrows

Three more words: Pound Of Cheese

Another three words: Slippery Brown Ladder


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Should a paladin rise if you fill her/him with iron filings and fly overhead in a magnetic dragon?


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NobodysHome wrote:
Captain Yesterday Oh No You Didn't wrote:

Alright, what's on the shopping list for today.

Beef
Mittens
Cuties
Worcestershire Sauce
And a pepper.

So the mittens are for fiber?

Otherwise I'm thinking orange peel beef...

You put the beef in the mittens and the pepper up your nose

The beef in the mittens and the pepper up your nose
The beef in the mittens and the pepper up your nose

You drink the Worcestershire sauce

You drink the Worcestershire sauce


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Captain Yesterday Smurf wrote:
I was hired at an erotic bakery, once.

As a model for the baguettes?

Or croissants, or perhaps muffins?

Not that it's any of my business, of course.


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Found 'Krautrocksampler' by Julian Cope, which is something I'm quite pleased about, even if he does seem to hate any sort of jazz that isn't just frenzied heathen shrieking from start to finish.

Also got hold of Fritz Leiber's 'The Knight and Knave of Swords'. I have never read this before. Naughty boy.


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There'll be a pound of cheese waiting for you whenever you decide to pop in :)


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After three or so days of writer's block, I've finally finished the words to 'In My Little Harem'

I'm not sure whether this is a good or a horribly bad thing, on balance.


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Tequila Sunrise wrote:

I can only imagine what it's like to live in a place where at least half the politicians and judges aren't shameless corporate shills...

** spoiler omitted **

*Opens mouth*

*Closes mouth*

*Ducks, grimacing, as blazing penny-farthing whistles overhead*

In addition, I have a request.

My sister and brother-in-law are going to live in New York for a while next year. Is there a decnt guide-book I can get them?


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'Dead Fingers Talk', by William Burroughs.


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Today, it's Grumpy Limey Day.

However, given the tightness of the jeans some co-workers are wearing, hopefully not for long.


May we wish you a happy birthday?

Is there cake and/or alcohol?


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People pay a fortune for that sort of thing in Nevada, after all.


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Captain Yesterday, Brut Squad wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
I don't - you might...

Trust me, the poop is the least disturbing thing that can talk at a toy store.

In the motion sensitive doll aisle, that's where madness lies.

I sympathise, deeply. That is beyond dreadful.

I have to deal with a lot of awful stuff*... but not that.

*I don't.


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I don't - you might...


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Captain Yesterday, Brut Squad wrote:

The nice thing about being wildly overstocked in back is, I get to climb, balance, and swing amidst the tangles and canyons of boxes, as my monkey forebears did.

Thankfully I don't have to pick fleas off anyone.

Evolution is the best!

Are there still poop-flinging and bananas?


Sabrina - Boys, Boys, Boys

O NOZ BIKINI FALL OFF.

Antonius Rex - Ralifun

O GOOD BIKINI STAY ON.


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Sharoth wrote:
Has anyone tried the Baldur's Gate I & II Enhanced Edition and is it worth buying if I already have the original?

Crusinos has already replied, I see, but I second his opinion. I think they're all well worth the cash, and I've played BGII about 30 million times.


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Crossrail construction workers occupy contractor's HQ in pay and union rights protest

Amazon UK's warehouse blockaded in Black Friday protest

Today, we visited the legendary Lost City of the Aromatherapists in order to sell books and general crap and raise money for the Paper.

We sold some books and general crap and raised money for the paper, so mission accomplished, and may also have gained a new recruit or two, possibly, neither of whom are actually aromatherapists (so far as I know)


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Captain Yesterday Smurf wrote:

I got to do something new last night.

I was Jeffrey's bodyguard. No I didn't have to resort to singing that Whitney Houston song.

The butler from 'Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

In other news, today was notable due to the Great Poo Emergency, but the less said about that the better.


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Icyshadow wrote:
Guess who got to the University (of Applied Sciences) ?! :D

Good to hear! :)


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It's normally applied by Trotskyists/Anarchists/(possibly) Social Democrats to anyone in the traditionally pro-Soviet/pro-Chinese left, i.e. the CPGB (it was CPGB in those days; CPB wasn't founded until '88), CPUSA, etc., basically as a term of abuse; 'Stalinist' is often applied to the same people by the various denominations listed, regardless of whether they are or not.

I've not heard it applied to any UK Trotskyist groups, or groups of that ilk, apart from the Economic, Philosophical and Social Review folks, but I don't doubt that it gets thrown around.

EDIT: IIRC, the CPGB opposed sending tanks into Czechoslovakia (but not into Hungary). What a difference 12 years makes...


Smurf around
Every now and then I feel a little ol' smurfy that is smurfily smurfed
Smurf around
Every now and then I feel a little bit smurfily, but then I smurf the smurf in your smurf
Smurf around, smart-arse
Every now and then I smurf a smurf!
Smurf around, smart-arse
EVERY NOW AND THEN I SMURF A SMURF

AND I SMURFED A SMURF TONIGHT!
AND I SMURFED A SMURF FOREVER!
AND IF YOU ONLY SMURF MY SMURF
WE'LL BE SMURFING SMURFS
TOGETHER WE WILL SMURF IT 'TILL THE END OF THE SMURF
I'LL LIKE THREE TONS OF TOPSOIL, PLEASE, AND ALSO SOME TURF
I REALLY DO NEED SOME TURF
FOREVER'S GOING TO SMURF MY SMURF
FOREVER'S GOING TO SMURF MY

Once upon a time I was smurfing a smurf
But now there's a restraining order against me.
Smurfy smurfy smurf
A total eclipse caused by hairspray.


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Aranna wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Is there something wrong if you accidentally drink some washing-up liquid Americans may call it something different - dishwashing soap? and think "M'mm! Tasty!" ?
It shouldn't be toxic... but it might give you diarrhea.

Not so far!


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Is there something wrong if you accidentally drink some washing-up liquid Americans may call it something different - dishwashing soap? and think "M'mm! Tasty!" ?


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Graham Bond - We Put Our Magick On You

"Grind up some Belladonna and Morning Glory and stick it in your food", sings Graham.

No. No, don't do that, because you will probably die.

Full marks for the music, nul points for dietary advice.

EDIT: Lyrics are dodgy, though.


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Tequila Sunrise wrote:

Still in the hospital, and probably will be thru Turkey Day, the holiest of holy days for me. :(

My status has been redesignated from G.O.K. to 'probably a staff infection in the lungs.'

Sorry to hear that - hope it gets sorted out sharpish!


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Emperor7 wrote:
You should always tip a cow at least 15%

Just so you know, it's only a matter of time before the Captain creates an Emperors1to6 alias. Get in there first, if you value your Soul.


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We're getting some of the filthiest weather I've seen for ages...

BUT I'M STILL GOING TO HEMA.

UP YOURS, TALOS.

I expect I shall regret saying that.


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Is there a weapon that has never been statted up for use in PF/D&D that you'd like to be made available?


Didn't realise Barbara Ehrenreich was in the DSA. I always thought she was a Maoist.

*Turns back on Humanity and decides to communicate in inarticulate Tankie grunts from hereon in*

Ugh!


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who is best wizard in wizard contest is it elminster or mordenkainen


Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky, is it possible to obtain a butt-plug on a keyring from anywhere?
Wait, once it is "in place", how do still make use of the keys to start your car or unlock your house?

There's a Feat that lets you do it, if you have enough levels in Monk Of Great Renown.


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That whirring sound is presumably the well-preserved Vladimir Ilyich doing 1500 rpm in his glass coffin.


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'Against The Giants' by Ru Emerson, a novelisation of the module of the same name.

I'm sure there are finer works of littrachur out there, but I thought it was alright.

Also reading 'Bring Up The Bodies' by Hilary Mantel.


Rysky, is it possible to obtain a butt-plug on a keyring from anywhere?


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Here's to a speedy recovery, Tequila S.!


No, you're not Patrick Swayze.

It's not Patrick Swayze Christmas Time yet, anyway.

We're looking forward to your range of artisan flowerpots and shepherdess figurines, though


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Pharoah Sanders - Jewels of Thought

If you're going to make all your albums sound the same, make it a good sound, like your Uncle Pharoah does.


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Are SDS still going?

Good news!

If the mods are reading this, SDS stands for Sausages in Damp Spandex and has nothing to do with p*l*t*c* at all.

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