|Paizo Pathfinder® Paizo Games|
|About Paizo Messageboards News Paizo Blog Help/FAQ|
Freebird DM wrote:
No tequila for you, then? ;)
Would this be a Lucrezia Borgia-type dinner, I wonder?
I once smashed up a Genesis LP with a hammer. It was a good Genesis LP, though (Selling England By The Pound - good-ish, anyway), so that was pretty silly.
I have also informed Lady Longears that I am going to destroy 'Grey' by EL James with fire and with sword once I have finished reading it. I have my doubts as to whether the pleasure of slicing it up and setting it alight will make slogging through the thing at all worthwhile.
They're charging Sepp Blatter!!!! *strips off and goes running for the nearest fountain for a celebratory bath*
Why bother? Just unplug him and let his battery run down naturally.
My favourite Sepp Blatter fact is that he used to be the president of the International Friends of the Suspender (Garter belt), an organisation opposing the wearing of tights (pantyhose) by women (women). I don't think it made much of an impact, but no doubt it kept its members entertained.
"I'm having a hot bath time waiting for you, cowboy!"
Hopefully there will be many, many opportunities to use that particular sentence in future.
In the Wordl Fawtl Inn, I would be a mediocre wizard sitting in a corner drinking and casting crap Charm spells for coppers, or perhaps a sleazy bard. Or both, on alternate days.
Can we have more acronyms that sound like drum fills when you say them out loud, please?
I like older women too, especially the one I'm with at the moment <3
Sorry I'm late. I've been failing to make cider.
I don't think I have ever stared at someone's nose. Ask me to describe the noses of my family, friends and acquaintances and I'm sure I couldn't, apart from my Mum's, because it's the same as mine only bigger.
Selective nose blindness is a terrible thing.
In that case, Essential FAWTL Info:
FLGS: Fan Boy 3, which is great, but smells a bit funny when the M:TG kids are having their tournaments
FLGS/Comics: Travelling Man
Mainly comics, but some games: Forbidden Planet
Best bookshop is Paramount Books
Best pub is The Britons Protection
Aniuś the Talewise wrote:
Wear them on your head instead. When they complain, point out that there's no rule about having to put them on your lower slopes and proudly display
figures showing all the extra business you've bought in as a result.
An auburn haired Amazon in high heels and a very tight leotard fighting monsters.
The closest we will ever get to a cartoon version of Red Sonja.
captain yesterday wrote:
Listen, none of them make a tree grow over your defeated opponent, not even on a natural 20.
Hello, it's me!
It's important to me
Think of me
It's important to me
Think of me
I had to go into work today, same as I did last Sunday, as well as having to stay late for most of this week, all of which does suck like a champ, but at the same time, overtime means overtime pay, and overtime means MONEY FOR SWORDS! AND BOOKS!
Strongly considering a sidesword, since I've been looking into Renaissance sword & buckler a lot recently, but don't know whether to get a steel one or a nylon one that I can actually belt my friends with. Choices, choices.
Aaand he won!
Bony Tony is inconsolable.
Several members of the shadow cabinet have thrown their toys out of the pram and retired to the back benches to play with Lord Sainsbury's money in private.
Hopefully Corbyn will give Cameron the slapping he deserves sooner rather than later, though as Jez apparently believes in homeopathy, it may not be as vigorous as perhaps it should.