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Pathfinder Society Member. 2,305 posts (6,124 including aliases). No reviews. 2 lists. No wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters. 99 aliases.


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I Blame Cosmo for assuming that I didn't need elbow protectors when fighting with steels.


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Sorry to hear about Comrade Omar, CA.


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Shortnin' bread?


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Leaving in 20 minutes to see Steely Dan and Steve Winwood in concert. I'm excited cuz I'm old....and I like Steely Dan.

So do I! :)


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Humility aside, and by God's good Grace, I'm pretty fit.

For a gamer of my age, I am extremely fit.

Then Gay Pride descends in the Hamptons and I feel like a short fat clumsy potato compared to these men who dress better than me and have more charm in their pinky than I have on my best suave day.

I don't have Gay hate. I have the opposite. I'm Gay jealous.

How come my butt does not look as good in these jeans!

Doesn't matter. You're a Baron.


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thegreenplanetgamer wrote:
I read somewhere that green tea boosts your head sponge thingy. Or help you access more of that knowledge crap. Or something.

Green tea's supposed to do all sorts of magic b*ll*cks. It is, apparently, a fat-burner, has all sorts of anti-oxidant properties, etc etc. Someone also told me it was hallucinogenic when I was a teenager; as a result, I tried smoking it.

What happened?

NOTHING.

What a surprise.


Bad words and inappropriate sentiments - NSFW:

And one of the cheesiest songs I've ever, ever heard.


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
aeglos wrote:
I have seen an street interview where someonesaid: "we must leave because imigrants are before me in the line at the doctors"

As an American, and a Floridian at that, I might be wrong, but... aren't a great many of the healthcare professionals under the NHS actually immigrants (supposedly because they are cheaper for the government to employ)?

Mainly cheaper in the sense that their training is paid for by somebody else.

As for Farage, I'm still disappointed that the duel between him and the Polish prince never came off.


51.9% leave, 48.1% Remain

Not what I expected.

Goodbye Cameron!


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Today's a day for Big Decisions.

*:
Even if the result of the In/Out EU Referendum a) isn't legally binding and b) has to be approved by Parliament anyway

**:
Also, the EU has a habit of saying 'Nope. Wrong answer. Do it again' when the vote doesn't go their way - see Ireland and the Lisbon Treaty. Not that they will, necessarily, but they have past form

***:
Anyway, I voted out, basically because I strongly dislike the way the EU operates, the direction it's going in and the fact that it forces all the member countries into a pro-privatisation, Neo-Liberal straitjacket. And because the party line was to vote Leave, and I'm very disciplined. I loathed the mainstream Leave campaign, which wasn't addressing any of my concerns, preferring to puke out thinly disguised racist propaganda and appeals to turn us into some sort of Mythic version of 1950s Rhodesia; however, I would not trust Cameron with anything, no matter how small. Still, he and Osborne are finished, with any luck, and it's been amusing watching the Conservative Party rip itself apart. This will be less of a good thing if no Cameron means Boris Johnson becomes PM (Farage has no chance)


Japanese Cowboy

Ween


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Put on some cat-pants!


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Happy birthday, NH :)


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I decided to do a Google Images search for Bernie Bras.

Gods, I wish I hadn't.


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In the morning: p*l*t*cs.

In the afternoon : HEMA sparring.

In the evening: Beer.

I am slightly drunken.


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'The Crimes Of Love' by the Marquis de Sade

And 'Dwellers in the Mirage' by A. Merritt, which was superb.


This is a tale of mystery action and witchcraft!

Our four friends, Betty Boom, Doggie, Peggie and Little Monster, went, one stormy night, to the horrible castle of the witches!

Nobody of them would like to remember that Jimi - 'scuse me, that Experience
They were there, just looking out of the terrific and terrifical doors of the horrible castle

490 breath-mighty dragons were guarded in that door!

And here they go - the witches were playing inside their horrible, unpleasant music!

Help me! Somebody help me!

Our four heroes went in and fought against the thirteen thousands of people, and all alone, for ten days, the fight continued; at the end of the 10th day, all was over!

Oh, yeah! Our four handsome and lovely heroes won the bloody fight against the ghosts and witches, and now they are here, and they play, play and play - THE VICTORY SONG!!


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Meatraffle - The Bird Song

Bit like 'White Rabbit', i'n't it?


Woah, woah, woah, woah
Rangy dangy dangy dingy bopbop

Electric Aunt Jemima, goddess of love
Khaki maple buckwheats sizzle on the stove
Queen of my heart, please hear my plea
Electric Aunt Jemima, cook a bunch for me

Tried to find a raisin, brownies in the basement
Monzah by the streetlight, Aunt Jemima all night
Holidays and salad days and days of mouldy mayonnaise
Caress me
Caress me, Aunt Jemima
Caress me
Caress me, Aunt Jemima.


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Sharoth wrote:
Damn. One of my Wife's friend of a friend was killed during the massacre.

Really sorry to hear that, Sharoth.


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Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

My cat died.

:(

Sorry to hear that, DA :(


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Sympathies and best wishes to everyone in Florida, given what's just happened - hope Amby/TL and all are safe and well.


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I want a monofilament rapier. Definitely for villainous purposes.


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Today I read 'Graymantle' by John Morressy and 'The Story of O Part II' by Pauline Reage, which reminds me - I need to get Part I back off Ex-Lady Longears. Since she's presently speaking to me, this might even be possible.


Bedemon - Child of Darkness

\oo/


Rainman - Rainman


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It's an Internet Miracle!


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Rosita the Riveter wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:

Guinness flavour crisps?

Guinness flavour crisps?

Doesn't sound like a good idea, does it?

Not a good idea. Revolting. Bah.

I've eaten them. They are terrible, and I drink Guiness.

Agreed!


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Guinness flavour crisps?

Guinness flavour crisps?

Doesn't sound like a good idea, does it?

Not a good idea. Revolting. Bah.


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How come you're a pirate again?


Deniz üstü köpürür, hey canim, rinnan nay rinna rinna nay
Kayiga binsem götürür, hey canim hey

Benim de su cihana gelisim, hey canim, rinna nay rinna rinna nay
Bir güzelden ötürü, hey canim heyy

Deniz üstü yelkenden, hey canim rinna nay rinna rinna nay
Ecel geldi erkenden, hey canim hey

Denizin ortasinda, hey canim rinna nay rinna rinna nay
Mum yanar sofrasinda, hey canim hey

Benimde su cihandan gidisim, hey canim rinna nay rinna rinna nay
Memleket sevdasindan, hey canim hey

Benimde bu cihandan gidisim, hey canim rinna nay rinna rinna nay
Memleket sevdasindan(x4), hey hey


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"Mexican" casserole, namely stewing beef, smoked garlic, chilis, onions, kidney beans, sweetcorn, spring onions, mushrooms, black olives and chicken stock, simmered until just about edible and then stuck in the oven with a bit of cheese melted on it.


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Rysky wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
What are your thoughts on elfnip?
Approve, as long as it's used responsibly.

IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!


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"But that will never be a problem for ME"

Says the GreenNudityGamer :P


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I find that highly illogical...


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo I'm not smart enough to play a Vigilante.
I blame Cosmo that Mistress Rysky has given up on becoming a Sexylante.

Given up?! Nevaah! :D


Colin Walcott - Cloud Dance

Forgot how much I like this album.


I assume Pepperjack is Monterey Jack, made with pepper?


Viscount of Two Moons Hence wrote:
Those words. Is it possible to use them in a sentence together like that.

Probably not, if you live in Wisconsin.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Is it only Wednesday.

Not any more!


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I Blame Cosmo for suddenly running out of cheese.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Heya, Reds and...Red..dits?

I don't know if any of you are familiar with this? They've got my vote (I've known about them for many years, for what that's worth - they echo some sentiments I came up with on my own).

Interesting... They say nothing about who'd be in charge from what I can see, though. Mind you, it only applies to the US, so the rest of us would (presumably) still have to put up with the Price System whatever happened.


Gary Teter wrote:
What if the sun was sentient?

Then I would very much like to know why my sacrifices to Shamash have met with no response it all.


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Yes, I would very much like a canvas print of that. Thanks, Photobucket!


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Hottest day of the year so far, so what do I do?

I get padded up and spend the evening in a muck sweat, sword-fighting. We finished up the evening with a simultaneous dual wielding sabre and tomahawk and buckler duel, which was very silly indeed.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:

Origin

Nox

Don't know if it's still available, but it was yesterday!

Also, tropical storm coming! Batten my hatches! Stow my gear! Prep fun things to do without power! :D

Find Mrs. Strategypuma and take a page from the Freehold book should the lights go out.

Sit in a circle and pronounce the Great Malediction on Zuckerwhedon? :P


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Get well soon, FaWtLies and friends/family of FaWtLies.

Back to work for me!


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Aranna is correct.

Quick, Captain, before somebody beats you to it!


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Abu Sultan - Your Love Made My Head Hurt

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