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If loving Stilton is a crime, then SHOOT ME AT DAWN WHY DON'T YOU.
Comrade Anklebiter wrote:
When I try to click on the link, it tells me the website is not available. Odd.
A winner. An album of his featuring Salvador Dali also exists on Youtube, but it's two hours long; there's only so much elegantly moustached loonie that can be taken at one sitting, as anyone who's spent more than three seconds in my company will testify, so we'll leave that for the time being.
A hot pot, i.e. diced stewing steak and veg put in a crock, covered with sliced spuds and stuck in the oven on a low heat for about 3-4 hours. Edible, but not a great success; I put a bit of gravy in it as I thought it'd need it but it didn't - bit too moist as a result.
Would have been better with lamb & pearl barley, I think.
I shudder to think what the Olympia Press edition of Lolita is like. Probably, downloading it would be tantamount to walking around wearing a big sign saying 'Please Put Me On The Sex Offender's Register'
Pt. 2 of Richard F. Burton's 'Narrative of a Pilgrimage to Mecca and Medina' ended rather abruptly with Our Hero's escape back to India and has now morphed into a 16th century translation of a contemporary Italian traveller's account of the same journey. Spelling has not been modernised, so not an easy read; most of the time he just seems to be incredibly cross that the inhabitants aren't Christians.
I finally found a downloadable version of 'Proofs of a Conspiracy' by John Robison, so I'm going to read that next.
Scene: FHDM oe'rspreads the Untainted Condom with a soft mantle of frigid pearlescence
Island Monkey 1: Oo Oo, matey!
Point of order: Can you wear a hat and still be naked?
No, but you can if the hat is wearing you.
David M Mallon wrote:
Before I read that, I had never heard of Pierre Kirby. Now I have, and I completely agree. Also, I would very much like to watch Thunder of Gigantic Serpent.
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Can we start a new beer company and hire Sylvester Stallone as the spokesman? We could dress him up in a futuristic cop uniform and have him proclaim "I am the law, and this is the lager!"
Or we could make him look like a cross between Judge Dredd and a florescent dragonfly and get him to advertise our fishing supplies business by announcing 'I AM THE LURE!'
Or give him a big Celtic bugle and make him shout 'I AM THE LUR!'
Or float him in a French river - 'I AM THE LOIRE!'
Nifft the Lean by Michael Shae
Goodreads mentions that he's been influenced by Jack Vance, which is true - it is kind of Tales of the Dying Earth-y, with a strong Hieronymous Bosch flavour added to it.
Also have 'Red Seas and Red Skies' by Scott Lynch to be going on with, along with the tail end of pt. 2 of Richard F. Burton's 'Pilgrimage to Mecca and Medina'
I am English. For some reason, my group pronounce it as 'Djergaar', probably because we're all plebs.
Today I read 'History of Witchcraft' by Montague Summers, who:
1) Thinks the Templars were guilty
There is also an interesting chapter on Dildos Through The Ages, although most of it's in Latin, which I can't read. Blast.
Comrade Anklebiter wrote:
It's pretty good. Would have been even better with a more lo-fi production, IMO, but maybe they're not going for the whole '60s punk revivalist thing.
EDIT: Track 3 kind of reminds me of the Ghostbusters theme tune (initially...)
Actually, there is logic - world-conquering logic, in fact - behind the decision. You see, Studies have proved that female orgasms make the beans congeal or burn at the bottom of the pan, while somebody weeing on a very special friend on camera will cause the toast to become flabby and textureless. As such, not just porn but anything that could potentially be used for porn will be banned from Jan 2015 onwards. Bottoms will be replaced by buckets, breasts by wind turbines and anyone lucky enough to still have reproductive organs should report to their nearest G4S Degenitalisation centre immediately for processing, with the byproducts soon to be found in a frozen lasagna near YOU.