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Pathfinder Society Member. 1,189 posts (3,724 including aliases). No reviews. 2 lists. No wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters. 44 aliases.


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I don't think I've had Celestial Seasonings, but I have drunk Yogi Tea, which has several dozen different varieties, all of which taste identical. Serves me right for buying something with 'Yogi' in the brand name that doesn't have anything to do with bears wearing trilbies.

I think Mate is made from coca leaves...

Bratwurst, potato noodles, onion and gherkins.

Two '60s songs about prostitutes.

St David's Road - Strange Loves of Gwynneth

The Haunted - 125

And another band called The Action doing 'Ill Keep On Holding On', which has nothing to do with paid-for bedtime.

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Comradely sympathies, DA.

A cathartic, i.e. completely unhelpful, message from Uncle Todd

Mind you, he's got a sleeveless tiger-print top and a very small ballerina dancing on top of his piano, so he's alright, the object.

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Longsword related injury to wrist means one of my favourite activities has been somewhat curtailed.

Fencing, you filthy beasts. I have a lot of sabre practice lined up tomorrow and will probably have to do it left handed (I'm not helping, am I?), which will probably result in something else getting knackered up. Maybe the house, maybe me. This sort of thing happens a lot, which means that I'm also investing in some up-to-the-job protective equipment, with a full-body prophylactic at the top of the list.

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Yuugasa wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Why oh why did I click on Treppa's link?

Lol, I haven't actually read that story but I know it by reputation.

Don't think I will ever read it though, I would really prefer not to sodomize my imagination with underage Victorian smut. (apparently the main character is like 13 or something and gets molested by a bunch of adult women, though he likes it I guess.)

It's Naughty Treppa's fault, not yours, CH. And the story gets much worse than that as it goes on, Yuugasa, so you've dodged a bullet there. What our Glorious Empire-Building Forebears liked to relax with at the end of a long day shooting people browner than themselves was a rollicking tale of spanking 'n' incest, going by that and other similar books I've read. Make of that what you will.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo that the remaining half-a-jar of preservative-laden pizza sauce grew a fuzzy carpet on top .

It clearly wanted to be more like L. Longears' face, armpits, [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], legs, etc., and who can blame it.

I blame Cosmo for thinking that the above paragraph was worth sharing with anyone.

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
Which leaves me, again, trying to decide between Aptheker and Moorcock...

Can one ever get enough c... OH LOOK OVER THERE!

Venomous Bleed is actually pretty boring. If I hear about one more nun who was cured of a runny nose by being stroked with a blade of grass that the saintly Bishop Ronan once walked past, I'm going to travel back in time and strangle him. That's what celibacy does to you, clearly.

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Pecan Sandie Duncan wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

55 degrees?

Sounds wonderfully nipply.

Well, we certainly know it ain't visions of sugarplums dancing in Freehold's head.

Unless "sugarplums" is naughty code for something.

Certainly not

Loose tea is definitely better. No question about that.

I am also a confirmed Lapsang fan - that's probably my favourite, but I also very much enjoy Russian Caravan (that I buy from a Russian shop, not that that makes it taste any different) and various oolongs, which are a nice halfway house between green & black tea, with a distinctive flavour of their own. I bought Lapsang Oolong once, which was a tannin-rich dream come true.

For teabags, Yorkshire tea or nothing.

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The hour has come! The heavens reel and groan, great quakes have riven the obsidian oubliette of Iamiz I'a'khuuubh, the gelid Eye of Dagon rises oozing from the depths, the Whore-Queen of Muoag'la'alkzan has been taken to the Sable Gate of Yptheen and there slain in the name of Labnrazoon the Unsouled and HE IS FREE! FREE! FREE! Ia! Ia!

Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:

Were there more than one?

I assumed Lord Snow was talking about the fumble-porn one between the big, burly dude and the lithe desert chick.

I enjoyed it.


That one, and there was one between Dogman and the girl who got rescued from the prison camp, too, with Colonel West gazing at them from the shadows. Blink (did I mean blink? Yes. Yes I did) and you'll miss it, though

Also, don't let naughty Treppa steer you away from the Path of Virtue, comrade, her and her sinful links. You don't want free Victorian porn!

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

--I liked the sex scene in Before They Are Hanged, too, but, then again, I usually like sex scenes. I'm a bit of a pervert.

Which one?

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Kajehase wrote:
That's one venerable book, that.

Sometimes, when things get a bit dull, I follow up on '1066 and all that' and call him Venomous Bleed, which would be a very good name for a black metal singer, assuming it isn't already.

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Les Rallizes Denudes 1
And 2, LIVE in glorious technicolour

Can be hard work, but worth it, I think. (1) starts off nice & mellow, then gets freaky; (2) seems to be more typical of the sort of stuff they do, which sounds like someone setting fire to Dinosaur Jr in a derelict Albanian public toilet.

Hope both you and she are OK, comrade...

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U is lookin up Limey's nose

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Pentangle - Lord Franklin

Also, this may interest David, should he not be already aware of it, but Ride are reforming (again)

Lord Snow wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:

Anyway, I have finished 'Before They Are Hanged', which was reasonable, '

What did you think of the ending?

** spoiler omitted **

It worked for me - I thought it was in keeping with the rest of the book, anyway - nobody really wins, there are no heroes, etc. It's also (fairly obviously) setting up some nasty surprises for the next volume...

Kajehase wrote:
According to a recent study (which I'm too lazy to look up a proper link for, so you'll just have to take my word for it when I say I didn't make this up), cheese is as addictive as heroin.

Well, I'm only marginally less lazy and the only references I can find for this with a quick Google appear on vegan websites aiming to help America get the cheesy monkey off its back...

Speaking of festivals, I need to book things for Hay on Wye... today, really...

Anyway, I have finished 'Before They Are Hanged', which was reasonable, 'Raiders of Gor', which was as krutty as I expected, and also did 'The Couch of Silistra' by Janet E. Morris over the weekend, which was odd. I didn't really get it on the first read through. I am presently reading 'Ecclesiastical History of The English People' by Bede and re-reading George Silver's 'Paradoxes of Defence' and 'Elric of Melnibone'

What would the alignment of a pizza topped with a paladin be?

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Sorry to hear about *spoiler*, DA - hope things sort themselves out soon...

I missed Branch on Weds as I was busy producing surplus value, but since it's the time of year for environmental things, etc., prospective Lady Longears has invited me to come along to tree planting on Saturday. I don't really want to go tree planting, but I do want to see her, so I'm going. Maybe I'll get to have an argument with a member of the Green Party, or at least get covered in mud.

In other news,The Baker's Union is trying to organise British fast food workers and pushing for a £10 an hour minimum wage

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Well, I'm sorry about that, because you missed a cracking game. When Hassan cloaked Sykes in the 38th minute, bladdering a sixteen-yard dratastabani to take play under the Dransfield Line, wow!

They should never have sold O'Higgins to Bingley Corinthians. Never! 40 skrutts in a season and no fotheringays... He would have turned that match about and no mistake...

Now over to Kajehase for the darts news.

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Ivan Rûski wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
My favorite singer-songwriter is currently passed out on my couch clutching a crumpled-up Subway wrapper. I have officially reached "so punk rock it hurts" status.
In my head, I hear that last sentance read ine the Guildmastet's voice from Fable.

I'm hearing 'I'm So Sexy' by Right Said Fred, which I wouldn't link to even if I wasn't at work.

Pity me.

CH might like it, though, as the band featured two equally bald lead singers, somewhen in the early '90s

Orthos wrote:
I've had a Day, that is part of a Week, and People are not helping. Also other stuff. I'm past the impotent rage phase and into the depressive funk part.

Sorry to hear that, Orthos - hope things turn up for you!

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Does a steam punk-y monocle and a beard count as clothing, I wonder?

The Spiritualist Progressive Lyceum at the top of the hill appears to be open for business. However, as to who's in there, what they're doing and what state of existence they're in, I'm not sure.

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Yikes! Hope you get better soon!

*Is* Cosmo the incident?

Or was that Rovagug?

Or are they one and the same?OMGOMGOMG.

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"Here is a gold statue of my father. A thirty foot high gold statue in Poland!

I am not overly fond of princes, Polish or otherwise, but this chap challenges Nigel Farage to a sabre duel, which is something I would very much like to see. En garde, to gazowy żaba obliczu laleczka, ty!

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I've uninstalled Skyrim and am replaying Fallout 3, mainly because post-apocalypse DC looks a lot like Bradford, ha ha.

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Mistah Major P - The Closet is Open

Pro-tolerance Jamaican dancehall.

I blame Cosmo for miniature greenhouse collapse, but hello! Who's this cheeky chappie, eyes a-twinkle and pickelhaube rakishly askew? Why, it's Cismo, come to solve all my problems with a bloody great rock, as he always does! Thanks again, Cismo!!!

I ate bami goreng, made using a sort of kit I bought ages ago from the supermarket, to which I added chicken, spring onions and a pepper.

If you had a Crystal Maze, what would be in it as well as/instead of a bald man in a leopardskin blazer?

David M Mallon wrote:
Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
I was just reminded that the film "Dungeons & Dragons 3: The Book of Vile Darkness" exists. After watching several clips, I've become convinced that a far more appropriate title would be "Dungeons & Dragons 3: Attack of the Murderhobos." Or better yet, "Dungeons & Dragons 3: A Fairly Typical Adventuring Party in a Game Run By High School Students."
I had no idea there was a third, after that fine second one I thought they had quit.
Good news everybody, you can watch the whole thing on YouTube for free...

I bought that one, with actual money (only, like, £3, admittedly, but still). I also bought the first one, and it was totally worth it just to see Jeremy Irons' frothing overacting.

I've also read 'Vathek' by William Beckford, which was pretty ace.

I personally think the novels weren't cheesy enough, mainly due to the 'Code' TSR had to adhere to.

I always thought the Zhents were all about exercising temporal/financial domination, if those words mean what I think they mean, in order to achieve some sort of second coming of Bane (or just for the greater glory of), but I may be wrong.

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El Kinto - Circa 1968

Kinda reminiscent of Os Mutantes, only Uruguayan.

Sunny bank holiday weekend meant I sat out in the garden and read:

'The Jewels of Aptor' by Samuel R. Delaney, which I liked
'Kyrik: Warlock Warrior' by Gardner F. Fox. Very, very cheesy.
'Raven 1: Swordmistress of Chaos' by Richard Kirk. Ditto; would also be given a good run for its money in a hairy palm-off by:
'Conan The Magnificent' by Robert Jordan, or 'Pink Bums Over Zamora', as it is also known. 'Wheel of Time' was pretty restrained, so not sure why Bob decided to throw off the shackles here.

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Can Marxist theory predict the end of Game of Thrones?

I don't know... I always thought she was a bit mucky (or I think I thought that - it was a good few years ago), so probably not. Slightly surprised I haven't seen more - it was produced locally and folks of my acquaintance get up to all sorts...

Arguably, men in (straight) porn are basically talking, self-propelled dildos. Outside, we're so, so, so much more.

On a different topic, I once bought a DVD and saw somebody (female) I worked with at the time. That gave me a bit of a shock.

I *am* LimeyBigBeard!


Ye drinking, sorry, quaffing it out of an pewter goblette, too.


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Happy Easter!

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30 pounds. A package of sausage around the size of a small child...

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Blue Oyster Cult live

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