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Pathfinder Society Member. 1,289 posts (3,907 including aliases). No reviews. 2 lists. No wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters. 52 aliases.

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Kajehase wrote:

*checks the news*

You knw, if you're suspended from your teaching job for violent behaviour, hitting the head master with an axe is probably not going to help your case.[/ooc]

I thought that was standard procedure in most Nordic employment disputes, assuming things don't get sorted out during the linnorm wrestling.

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thesenchagamer wrote:
I have a question for you guys. I have been using a black mug for a while, but just switched to a light grey one where you can actually see the colour of the tea, and somehow the tea seems to be more enjoyable like this. Has anyone else experienced this, or is it just me being weird/delusional?

I think you're right - I've started using toughened glass cups instead of china and that *seems* to make things taste better, not to mention making it very, very easy to see the colour of whatever you happen to be drinking...

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Maybe this will help you decide

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captain yesterday wrote:
Also I challenge Limeylongears to a mask off! :-)


What do we do?

You appear to be wearing a beetle, so I'm not sure whether that puts you ahead or not.

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Piercedthrough is W.A.S.P.'s codpiece technician

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Still on holiday, so spent a good chunk of today working through the section on dussack in Joachim Meyer's 'The Art of Combat', using the tulwar. I'm not entirely sure any of it has gone in, but we'll see.

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'Garden of Earthly Delights' from the Vampyros Lesbos soundtrack. The track's super, smashing and great - so is the accompanying vid, although the latter does need an NSFW label. Good.

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A poem for Celestial Healer.

This is a birthday message
I wish you joy and luck
May you be happy all your life
And never short of a rhyme.

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I could put together a supercilious tea-drinking Flashman/Errol Flynn Victorian Imperialist type swashbuckler (or dextrous fighter. Or gunslinger), I should think; however, if anyone else wants to nip in ahead of me, that's fine, seeing as I've only just expressed an interest :)

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The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Traditional Australian meat pie (filling of your choice Beef or Roo or steak & kidney are mine) sit pie in middle of the plate surround with mushy peas and mash pour so much gravy on the pie floats.

Oh, right - pie & mash, or hot pie and mushy peas (which is what I've just had for tea - it was a steak & ale pie, in case you're wondering). That makes sense!

Also, I intend to make a) a Frito pie and b) a jug of Southern style sweet tea at some point soon, since I believe every man should deliberately look Death in the eye without blinking at least once in his life :P

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I am at a book festival. When not at talks, I have done little else but lie about and read. I have:


Finished the complete works of Byron, with a sigh of relief
Read 'Captives of Gor' and started on 'Hunters of Gor' (I have more or less completed my Gor collection)

Also read a biography of Dashiel Hammett, a book about Marxism by Marshall Berman, both of which were great, and a confusing book about the 30 Years War, as well as some crap porn (Slave Girls of Suburbia) and one of the Wolf Nomads novels, which I disliked, and Tales of Neveronya by Sam Delaney. That was ace too, but I've read it before

Discovered the Vlad Taltos books

Other stuff too, but that'll do for now

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Holiday time!

I'm in Wales and it's not raining, which is just unnatural. At a book festival, so I've been to lots of talks (today: the evolution of the brain, the uniqueness of ancient Greek civilisation, the crisis of masculinity and something about cosmology and the end of the universe) and bought a shedload of s**tty sword and sorcery paperbacks - Gor books galore!

Am presently drinking beer and reading 'The Price of Power' by Rose Estes

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Don Juan's eyes only:
Not sure whether this will help or not, Doodlebug, but here's a poem I found in Byron's collected works which might be easily adapted to your purposes.

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thegreenteagamer wrote:
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Feros wrote:

Her first PM? Winston Churchill.


Yes, that's occurred to me too - the monarch is now the vizier!

My fellow Americans, I think we are actually reaching a consensus here - let's rejoin the British Commonwealth!

As the British are likely to say...


( don't have insurance tgtg)

...okay, I'm on board, but only because having a do-nothing genetically inherited party throwing committee is less embarrassing than our healthcare system, the latest reform of which now has me paying higher taxes as a penalty because I don't have health insurance that I don't have because it's still too damn expensive!

Yeah, I'm actually on board. F*** this mess. And a break around 4 to chill with a cup of tea sounds great, too.

But the deal is all English cuisine is now retired (except fish and chips) for American. That's the subclause. I'm not eating bangers and mash, beans on toast, spotted dick, or whatever other culinary abortions I've experienced they call food.

Sings: "Welcome back, Americans

Welcome, welcome, welcome
Welcome, welcome, welcome
Welcome, welcome, welcome

At the risk of Foolishly Patriotic 'Murican going all Paul Revere on my arse again, what is it about sausages and mashed potato or baked beans on toasted bread that revolts you so?

The scene - A typical American kitchen:

"Hank" is sitting at his kitchen table, his head in his hands, weeping and retching. Enter his wife, "Thelma"

Thelma. "Honey! What's wrong?

Hank: "Oh mah GAAAHD, Thelma! I was at the "mall", and there was this Britisher guy having lunch. He opened a tin of baked beans..."

Thelma {puzzled}: "OK...."

Hank: "Then he cooked the beans! Then he toasted some bread! Then he... He... Ohmahgaahd, Thelma! I can't say it! I can't! I just can't!"

Thelma: "Tell me, honey! I gotta know!"




Thelma: "OHMAHGAAAHHHDD!!!!" You know what I'm gonna do, honey? I'm gonna hurl, and once I've hurled, I'm gonna take my dainty pink boomstick, I'm gonna go outside, abd Imagonna WASTE EVERY G&*#~$NED CHINLESS TEA-DRINKING MILTON FIRMER I SEE!!! God Bless Antarctica!"

Meat pies are fantastic. Just ask Sweeny Todd.

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Tacticslion wrote:

After screaming, dragging my heels, denying, and rejecting it, I can no longer deny... I'm sick.

I join my wife, our three-year-old, and our infant in this regard.


Get well soon, TL!

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I had a job as an assistant shepherd once, but not for long. I spent most of my time tipping sheep over so the chief shepherd could apply blue stuff to their feet to stop them rotting. I did not get a crook, nor did I get a Collie dog. Nobody let me whistle at them and shout 'Come by!' or anything like that.


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Apart from certain Interesting Videos, this is the only time I've ever come across Sailor Moon.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

My staples were bulk rice, dried beans, legumes/nuts, lentils, chicken thighs, cheaper cuts of less-tender not-too-lean beef (slow cooking makes it tender), eggs, unflavored greek yogurt, tea bags, store-brand peanut butter, canned non-albacore tuna. Plan on making use of fresh produce when it comes into season (see next). Keep an eye on weekly flyers for sales. I've found I can often get nuts/PB and jarred spices on sale at dollar stores, and eggs on sale at the local CVS/Walgreens.

Invest in an inexpensive crockpot-style slow cooker and a set of reusable resealable plastic containers, cook in batches (on days off from work & major chores), and freeze the leftovers in single-serving sizes for easy reheating; this assumes you can spare the room in a freezer and have a microwave.

This is pretty much what I do during the week. On Sunday, I make a stew consisting of:


Enough cooking bacon to cover the bottom of the little cauldron (£1.99 a pack, a pack lasts two weeks), 1 x clove of garlic (30-40p), 2-3 chilis (not sure), 1 x onion (40p?), 1 x leek (50-60p), some potatoes (99p for a kilo - only use 5 or 6 small ones), 2 x tins of chopped tomatoes (31p each), a tin of kidney beans (60p), a tin of sweetcorn (40p), lentils, pearl barley, various seasonings (cost negligible, since bought in bulk) and coriander (99p a bunch).

This will easily feed me for 5 days, at a cost of around £6-£7, or $10 in cowrie shells, cattle, wives or whatever else you people use for currency. Breakfast will be bread & fruit, dinner a chicken or hummus sandwich or something, with veg.

Will get slightly more adventurous at weekends, but not very.

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Joynt Jezebel wrote:

I don't think porn's alignment is determined by volume.

Good aligned porn shows consenting adults enjoying sex.

Evil aligned porn is exploitative, cruel or involves children.

Lawful porn conforms to one sexual taste.

Chaotic porn is more eclectic.

The description of Celestial Healer's porn sounds like it would be Lawful Good Gay porn.




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Met up with Potential Lady Longears again today - third date, of sorts. We had tea & cake in a WWII themed cafe, underneath posters urging us to Do Our Bit and a crossed out portrait of Hitler, facing a wall decorated with bright green china statuettes of puppies and sad eyed infants. Outside, there was a folk festival on, which meant morris dancers, both regular ones and some women doing a bizarre fusion of morris and bellydancing. The costumes were quite sexy, miniature top hats aside, so I didn't mind that too much.

PLL decided to go to a drum circle afterwards, but it is Longears company policy to have nothing whatsoever to do with drum circles, so I went home, and to crown the afternoon, tripped over a stray One Direction scooter while getting off the train.

Overall, quite an odd day.

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{Cues up more fighting music}

I'll take your ten quatloos and raise you 12 slaad and a motorised brass thunderbucket.

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Tacticslion wrote:


1) Already way ahead of you. You can't stat the Chuck Norris. These are not the Chuck Norris. These are "a" Chuck Norris(es). Hence.

Might these be, say, talking eggs, or unicorns, with the Chuck Norris template applied?

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Ceaser Slaad wrote:

"Balsamic vinegar, olive oil, lettuce, artistically sliced radishes and entropy"

Then go hide your nuts.

Ohhh, I'll hide my nuts alright.


Hold, on - those aren't eyes...


{Scuttles off, looking forward to breeding hordes of mutated offspring}

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Rysky, how do you prefer to deal with Brunswickers counter-mining your lunette?

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooy, nylon underwear!

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Now, the only one of those I've seen all the way through is 'The Black Cauldron', at age 7 or so. I started screaming halfway through and had to be carried out of the cinema.

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captain yesterday wrote:

Don't forget Testicles, I wouldn't be the man I am today without a nice hardy set of testicles:-D

Your mileage may vary :-)

I suspect that this is one of the questions to which I don't want to know the answer, but how does one calculate the mileage on one's testicles?


Count the wrinkles?

Drinking sage tea (infusion). Had some Assam this morning.


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To the producers of Ultimate Sweaty Warriors:

Dere sers,

i want to gnow whoe wuld be the besterest iff giant robut vikings were fihgting giant robut gerkins, er, gerkas with monnofilament kukris wat were on fire and monnofilament axxes wat were on fire and if they did shooot electro plasmer bolts from there eyes. Plese set up a reinactmunt with sum gerkas and the Gotthenburg 15th Juenior Girl Scouts Group and then wee shall se who is victurious. Prubbably the gerl scouts.

Yours sincerely,


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Don't do it! It's against the rules, and if you do, he'll row across the sea and discover your continent or loot your monastery!

So, this is where you can hereby solemnly swear not to do something - anything! - to annoy Kajehase.

For example, I hereby solemnly swear never to call him a Norwegian.

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Funk for Friday, three days days late or four days early, if you prefer:

Yoghurt - I Am The Walrus

Billy Stuart - Summertime Give the Echoplex some!


The Gospel Storytellers and Andrew Wartts - There is a God Somewhere

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Ahaha, but they're only resistable because they're imperfect copies of the Celestial, Archetypal pizza and ice cream, or Pizzeus and Ice Creaminerva as I choose to call them, because I am a very bad man indeed.

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Ghost Poet

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Kajehase wrote:
You're just having a case of mast envy.

{Declines, despite the dreadful temptation, to make a joke about mast debates}

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Very possibly.

And cover up your bowsprit!

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Pizza and ice cream, because I am an adult. Honest.

Incidentally, what's the point of frozen yoghurt flavoured ice cream? Why not just have frozen yoghurt?

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aeglos wrote:

today would be the 90th birthday of one of Germanys biggest Soccer icons,

Max Morlock

And it's Salvador Dali's, and mine!

36 today - 6 X 6, THE NUMBER OF THE BEA

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Playing 5e at the moment. We're fighting Slaad!

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Kajehase wrote:
None. Luckily I was at my parents' place and could go pet a cat.

Hope you're alright!

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Yesterday, 'Watchtower' by Elizabeth A. Lynn, which was pretty good. Today, on the 'Take one and make a donation to charity' shelf of old books in the supermarket, I found 'Becoming the Sensuous Woman' by "J", so I've just read that. Stresses the importance of regular tongue exercises and has an entire chapter dedicated to wanking. It finishes with this:



For some reason. Armed with this, Tim and Beverly LaHaye's 'The Art of Marriage' and 'How To Find A Man - And Make Him Keep YOU!' I should be able to solve anyone's relationship problems with contemptuous ease. Good news!

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You see, now I'm imagining TL and Lady Firedove as Lion-O and Cheetara respectively, although if you'd rather it was the other way around, please thiselves ;)

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Not in the same dish, I trust?

EDIT: I mean asparagus and strawberries, not your mothers, just to be clear :)

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Squeak squeak, enfilade their flanks, men.

<Looks up>


<runs away, gnawing on the inside of a toilet roll as he does so>

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The face of Lenin's lost love

The “primeval force of the black earth,” a young revolutionary fireball with sparkling brown eyes whose natural aroma was of “fresh meadow grasses.”

Try out those lines on your beloved of choice, comrades, and let us know how you get on.

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Orthos wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
NWN I only or NWN I & II?

As for the single-player campaign, both have their ups and downs. The main campaign of NWN1 is pretty lackluster but the two main expansions (Shadows of Undrentide and Hordes of the Underdark) are both pretty awesome. NWN2 is much the same - the main game is pretty blah, but the first expansion (Mask of the Betrayer) is downright brilliant according to people I know who have played through it (mainly Ebon); haven't heard much about Storm of Zehir.

I liked Storm of Zehir, a) because you can create your own party (of four, then add two NPCs if you take a particular feat), b) because of the sandbox elements (you wander around the map fighting things as well as there being a fairly sketchy plot) and c) because of the additional dialogue options if any party member puts ranks in various skills. It's also a good opportunity to try out different prestige classes without having to make heart-rending plot decisions as a result of your race/alignment.

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I am a Britlandshirer, so tea is a fundamental part of my culture & upbringing. Not drinking the stuff would mark me as a) weird and b) probably foreign. I am weird, of course, but tea-drinking helps to camouflage that.

Gen-mai cha is nice. Must try to get hold of some. There's the roasted stuff as well - can't remember what that's called, though...

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Why do you wheesper, Sharrroth?
Why tell the cheese what you knooow?
Wheespering FAWTLs, up to their necks eeen snooow

(If Freehold had his wicked way)

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Happy birthday Karl!

How are the boils?

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Please, tuck the smurf laser into your Merc Cruiser outfit while there are ladies present. There's a good chap.

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