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Pathfinder Society Member. 1,470 posts (4,263 including aliases). No reviews. 2 lists. No wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters. 63 aliases.


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I blame Cosmo for my owning a pair of pink paisley pyjamas, and one of those fake Chinese dressing gowns with dragons on.

I also blame Cosmo for the fact that, while I own both of these things, I am still not actually Noel Coward.


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Orthos wrote:


What I need is various commonplace ways these sorts of things will be implemented, and why certain things would still be in use when other things could exist in their place that don't in real life.

Maybe teleportation (or any other magical activity) involves travelling via/tapping into some sort of plane or energy source that can be very dangerous indeed, so the more you use it (both in terms of frequency and magnitude), the greater the chance that Something that you don't particularly want to annoy will notice and take offence, which is why magic is used for relatively little things and 'safer' mundane tech for anything large scale...


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Home is where the hoard is, Drejk.


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captain yesterday wrote:


Also the kids are being... argumentative today, although they just turned that atrocious "song" What Did The Fox Say into a much more palatable What Did The Fart Say so things are looking up, also I just passed thru my Doom and Gloom phase of the cold and am optimistic :-)

Good stuff!

Incidentally, what did the fart say?


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drunken_nomad wrote:
DragoDorn wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

From Urizen's Facebook page:

How Much Of A Music Snob Are You?
Please take a break from alphabetizing your vinyl collection and take this quiz.

Only 48.

I got 32. Also from Urizen's Facebook page: "Black Metal isn't a phase!"
Only 26

I got 17. I suck.


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Freehold DM wrote:


You can't take the long pork from me.

Honk honk!

Yuk yuk!
Fnord fnord!
K'woo! K'woo!
YEEHAR!


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Turnip round
Every now and then I get a little fat pony that is fervently brown
Turnip round
Every now and then I get a tickle, bat pliers, that's whistling like a clown on lite beers
(Turnip round Breitbart)
Every now and then I pool a fart!
(Turnip round Breitbart)
Every now and then I pool a fart!

And I peed a cow tonight!
And I peed a cow forever!
And if you'll only scald my tights
Then I will have germ free nethers!
It'll only be Marky Mark night
Forever, you dong,
Together we can take it for a pedalo crime
Saladin's like a sad dhow on me all of the time
I really need new dry tights
Fur Robber's gonna Slaad my tights
Fur Robber's gonna Slaad my tights

Once a pony Timpani foaling alive
Butt gnawing only fails to take part
Sniffing Iocane, a Doodlebug twitcherer hat.


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Apologies in advance to LordSynos particularly for speaking ill of a national artform, but there's a local shop I go in where they're always playing CDs of Irish showband tunes. I'm sure that there are excellent examples of this genre out there, but the stuff he plays is some of the dreariest music ever recorded for posterity, even the super cheery stuff. 'She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain' sounds like a funeral march.


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I wonder if CLiT might stand for the Communist League in Tampa, a la the Gods in Lankhmar vs the Gods of Lankhmar?


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Freehold DM wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:

This Saturday will forever be known as Beard Disaster Day, when I went to the barber's for a haircut and (foolishly) asked him to tidy up my beard. He took 'tidy up' to mean 'pass clippers over at randown, gouging out great chunks here and there so it looked like cremated hill giant's pubes', which meant I had to attempt to repair it later using PFPL's Ladyshave -

don't try this at home, kids.

- which worked as well as might be expected.

Now it is just a vague, anaemic fuzz. I am slightly traumatised, even if PFPL does think it looks much nicer, but fear not! With the help of Mighty Pogonos, Lord of the Hidden Chin, it shall rise again in all its unkempt glory! Hail Pogonos! Io! Io! Io!

what in God's name is pfpl?

The Popular Front for the Proliferation of Longears.

Esoteric spouse nickname is more or less right (we're not married, nor are we likely to be) - it's what I choose to call my girlfriend on these forums.

If she reads this, ex-girlfriend might be nearer the mark, but she won't.

Spoiler:
I hope


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This Saturday will forever be known as Beard Disaster Day, when I went to the barber's for a haircut and (foolishly) asked him to tidy up my beard. He took 'tidy up' to mean 'pass clippers over at randown, gouging out great chunks here and there so it looked like cremated hill giant's pubes', which meant I had to attempt to repair it later using PFPL's Ladyshave -

don't try this at home, kids.

- which worked as well as might be expected.

Now it is just a vague, anaemic fuzz. I am slightly traumatised, even if PFPL does think it looks much nicer, but fear not! With the help of Mighty Pogonos, Lord of the Hidden Chin, it shall rise again in all its unkempt glory! Hail Pogonos! Io! Io! Io!


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I found out a while ago I'd subscribed to an audio books site and had quite a few credits that I'd forgotten about, so I downloaded a bunch of books that I couldn't find hard copies of (they're still books, alright?!)

Namely:

'Republic of Thieves' by Scott Lynch
'Violated by Monsters: The Dragon's Dungeon' by Hannah Wilde, narrated by the author - a charming tale of a young lady with a slightly unusual way of making her Skill (Animal Training) roll
'Witness of Gor' by John Norman, and
'The Phoenix Guard' by Steven Brust. I love that book so much, and intend to get my grubby little mitts on a paper copy as soon as I possibly can.

I have also been reading, reading 'The Rites of Man' by Rosalind Miles and writing a play for PFPL about

Spoiler:
captive Ancient Greek maidens getting their bottoms smacked

I think it's very good indeed. We shall see how its opening night goes tomorrow.


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Personally, as a true Chevalier, I refuse to use the profanity filter. Never! NEVVAAAH!!!

If I want to jolly well swear I will flipping well censor my own bally swearwords, by Princess Margaret's Fragrant Bloomers! Zounds! Blimey! Swipe me! Good gracious! Crumbs! , etc.


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Ejrik the Norseman wrote:

I would happily vote for the Fimbulvintr Party in the next presidential elections if it means GETTING RID OF ALL THIS HEAT AND MOISTURE! Ejrik cannot smash these things, which makes Ejrik ANGRY!!! ARGHABLARGH!!!

On a related note, Ejrik CAN smack Romans around with an axe, so HIGHBROW, LOWLANDERS!!!

That'll get you chucked out of the Varangian Guard, matey. No armfuls of treasure for you!


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Aaaalll (or moooooost) of the pre-Baldurs Gate D&D games appear to be available on GoG.


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captain yesterday wrote:

Happy Birthday FaWtL Folks:-)

39 years old today, i feel young tho like those old people in Cocoon

Or was that Mars Attacks!?

doesn't matter, pretty much the same movie anyway:-)

Waaiit - aren't you Mumm-Ra the Ever Living at the moment?

Do undead get birthdays?

Regardless, hope you enjoy it!

Spoiler:

Just stay away from the 'shrooms, matey ;)

In other news, I need a haircut.


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'King Solomon's Mines' by H. Rider Haggard. I quite liked it. There were jokes about trousers in it.

And am also about 1/3rd of the way through a compendium of bits & bobs by Mervyn Peake.

If you ever get a chance to read 'Boy In Darkness', make sure you do so.


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Tame Impala - Currents


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Your voice... is Ambrosia's.

And that's Cosmo's fault. Or maybe it's yours, Monty!

STOP TOUCHING ME!


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I once dyed my hair grey when I was underage and wanted to be served in the pub. It worked!


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Gonda Sextet - Samanenek

"I'm the Hungarian Pharoah Sanders! Pharoah Szántó! Ahahaha!"


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thegreenteagamer wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Aranna wrote:
Do you have British ancestry? Every boy I met with solid British ancestry had this problem.
Not a drop. Irish through-and-through on my dad's side, and German and Scots-Irish on my mom's side.
Ireland and Scotland are part of Britain. Britain is more than England.

I suppose it depends whether you mean 'British' as in 'Citizen of Great Britain', or 'British' as in 'English', or 'British' as in 'A Briton', i.e. Welsh (everybody forgets about the Welsh, which, understandably, really pisses them off), or 'English' as in 'Anglo-Saxon', i.e. sort of German, or Scots who were originally Irish apart from the ones who were Picts and the ones who were also Welsh, i.e. Britons and oyoyoyaieeigigiaaaghigiveup.

Northumberland - the Northeasternmost (if that's a word) county in England, in case you were wondering, also has Famous Bagpipes.

I do have a lot of grey hairs, and my uncle was completely white by the age of 45 or so. This may be due to my rock-solid Britnitude or it may have something to do with the less thoroughly Anglo-Saxon bits of my background (which could be Greek, Italian or Jewish. Not sure)


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J1000 Whedonator wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Funny thing is when I have the full goatee with stache it makes me look sinister almost, my wife and kids joke that I look like Evil Captain Yesterday when I do that :-)

Observation: Cap'n Yesterday, Evil Overlord alias is completely clean-shaven.

Conclusion: Does not compute. Doesnotcompute. Doesnotcomputedoesnotcomputedoesn- {auto reboots to avoid S.I.S.D. (Shatnerian Induced Self-Destruction) or S.C.U.U.D. (Supporting Cast Unexpected/Unnecessary Death)}

Do what I do and draw a little goatee on your computer screen with Biro, along with a speech bubble saying 'mwar har har', whenever it hoves into view.


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Bulmahn builder!
What will fix it?
Bulmahn builder!
Armour spikes!

Liz, Cort and Sara, and Robot Chris
Lisa and Vic - d'you like it like this? (yes?)
Katina & Diego, with the Ban Catapult...
Everything else is Cosmo's fault!

BUHLMAN BUILDER! etc etc

It's Tuesday and all I've been drinking is shandy, so even more dismal than usual, I'm afraid


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Mary Poppins wrote:
On the one hand I should be happy no one had Mary Poppins.

Chim chiminee chim chiminee chim chim cheroo!

Awn ver rooftawps ov Laaahndan Oi swept out 'er flue!


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Gold - Mission Rock

Mostly sounds a lot like Big Brother and the Holding Company. It's OK, I suppose; 'Piece of the Action' (about 20 mins in) is the best track so far.


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John Kretzer wrote:
What is FAWTL?

"The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems"


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You're a limey too, Eric! I'm a limey! Nigel's a limey! We're all limeys, apart from Leslie West, and he's in search of the mighty sperm whale!


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Like, you're trying too hard, man. Numbers are a prison!


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A question.

If you break wind and it smells like chocolate, even though you haven't eaten chocolate for weeks, does this mean a) that you've been chosen by the Gods for some Special purpose or b) that something is very, very wrong with you?


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Cap'n Yesterday, Evil Overlord wrote:
Does that mean I lose my Evil Overlord alias:-(

OVERLORD-OFF!!!

C'MON! C'MON! C'MON!


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Folk for Friday!

The Woods Band - The Woods Band

EDIT: and And Steeleye Span - Hark! The Village Wait

If anything makes me slightly weepy, it's stuff like this. I grew up on this sort of thing and I know most of these songs like the back of my hand.

Fol de rol de bloody rol.


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Freehold DM wrote:

Shaving my head has been scentifically proven to increase my black manliness by up to 30%.

Look it up.

I'd look like Mordenkainen if I did that.

Heeeeyyyy.....


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Gary Teter wrote:
I am testing something stupid again!

But I don't want to be tested!


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Nice one! :)


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Kirth Gersen wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
I have also been reading 'Titus Alone' by Maeve Gilmour
I thought Mervyn Peake wrote the original trilogy himself, and his wife only the sequel, Titus Awakes?

He did. I wrote 'Alone'; I meant 'Awakes'

Poetry.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
HE SAID YES!

Huzzah!

Huzzah!

Huzzah huzzah!

Huzzah huzzah huzzah!

Spoiler:

Exploding Huzzah.


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Limeylongears wrote:

Joint manoeuvres with the PFPL turned out to be reasonably successful.

Having said that, women being women, I have now been ordered to:

1) Get an eye test
2) Get a hearing test
3) See a doctor about my neck
4) Stop describing myself as 5' 11" when I'm not (I bloody am. Or I was, and I can't have shrunk)
5) Buy some new, PFPL approved underpants
6) Get a new mattress
7) Learn to wash up properly
8) Read and inwardly digest the other two volumes of '50 Shades' even though she admits that it's a pile of old s**t.

There will be more, I don't doubt. What we put up with for [redacted], I ask you.

The fact that (number 8 excepted) I should be doing all those things is completely behind the point, of course ;)


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Joint manoeuvres with the PFPL turned out to be reasonably successful.

Having said that, women being women, I have now been ordered to:

1) Get an eye test
2) Get a hearing test
3) See a doctor about my neck
4) Stop describing myself as 5' 11" when I'm not (I bloody am. Or I was, and I can't have shrunk)
5) Buy some new, PFPL approved underpants
6) Get a new mattress
7) Learn to wash up properly
8) Read and inwardly digest the other two volumes of '50 Shades' even though she admits that it's a pile of old s**t.

There will be more, I don't doubt. What we put up with for [redacted], I ask you.


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I have found a place in town that sells verrrrry cheap Guinness.

Now, this seems like a Good Thing; tomorrow morning it will not.


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Freehold DM wrote:


Please observe the all important rules of the thread, such as no discussion of politics, religion, or sports, and being naked if you are the first post in the thread.

Just so you know, Manwolf, the ban on sports discussion does not include games popular on the wrong side of the Atlantic, such as Murglethigh, Off-Dirt Horse Gauchle, Westmoreland Crab Hinting (Amalgamated and Confederated rules) and Blarking the Synge.


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It turns out that the instigator of Gays and Lesbians for the Miners (or whatever it was called) was the leader of the CPGB's youth wing at the time (YCL). Somehow that got missed off the publicity material for the US release...

I am not doing anything to bring down Western civilisation this weekend, bar [redacted] and [redacted] and [redacted] her [redacted] while she [redacted] my [redacted], along with [redacted], [redacted] and [redacted], with PFPL. Vanessa P. Shachtman may well be taking notes.


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It has been raining. When it rains, it rains on everything that isn't under cover. The bench I just sat on was not under cover. It had been rained on. When I sat on the bench, I got a wet bum.

Cosmo's fault.


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:


Also, LLE, you need to work on an Enormous Schwanzstucker archetype.

Is this similar to the advice I once got to suck on a Fisherman's Friend if I wanted to get rid of my sore throat?

You see, it's not rude

Failing that, we'll soon have enough material to produce an even sweatier rival to 'Sisters of Rapture', 5% of all proceeds to go to Cosmo's Exploding Orphanage.


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Turns out PFPL really likes the smell of Axe body spray's Brittanic equivalent, Lynx. I always thought that stuff was specially formulated to repel females...


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captain yesterday wrote:
Does she have a thing for masks too :-)

Nope! :(

Drejk wrote:

Wait... Was that Certain Interest?

Also, how did you know that in Polish the unmentioned body part is often called interes (meaning either interest or business, with the second meaning being referred by that euphemism).

I didn't!

But to the best of my knowledge, our interests may be the same, but our interes are different..


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Maybe you need a Livonian Tyler...

Sorry, that's the best I can do at short notice.

Today I found out that PFPL and myself have Certain Interests in common, which means I am very much looking forward to next Saturday

Spoiler:

;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


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Rialzu- U Rigiru

A Magma side project.

Vashti Bunyan - Just Another Diamond Day

Part of me thinks this is quite sweet & beautiful; part of me thinks that it's too bloody twee for words.


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Hey!

Fear are the blinker on your Vision Horse! Release the Teeth of your Desires from your Frowning Tooth Cage and chew on the Oats of Destiny! You're a rainbow, spreading from peak to peak! You're a handful of magic poo, whizzing across the Monkey Cage of love like a galaxy full of brown stars! You're a unicorn with two bums! Release your inner angel and feel the Quantum Turnip!

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