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Cosmo fires up the steam-powered Cosmograph and calls the UK
Cosmo: Hello! Hellohello! Agent 666349! Come in Agent 666349! Do you read me?
Limey's Next Door Neighbour's Cat Eh? Wait a minute... H'mmmno. That particular part doesn't require any more licking. Alright. Who is it, and what do you want?
C: It is I, your dark Overlord, and I have a mission for thee! Goest thou into Limey's back garden, find the patch of weeds he is about to pull up with his bare hands and crap right in the middle of it!
LNDNC Yeah, but I'm sleep -
C: IN THE NAME OF BESHABA I COMMAND THEE!
LNDNC OK, OK. (mutters under his breath)Anything for a quiet life
*Scampers off on his errand of misery, Cosmo cackling down the Cosmograph in the background*