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captain yesterday wrote:
Nice work if you can get it. Haw haw!
"Sire! I hath flaineth ye fearsomme Turducken; e'en hath I refcued thy faire daughter from ye clutchef of ye knavifh Sir Cumftances (beyond our control)! I hath alfo neutered ye catte and created a fuperlative Artwork out of macaroni and glitter to adorn ye wallf of thy caftle!"
"Huzzah, brave knight! Come fit ye down at my right hand and rejoice, for tonight thou haft earned ye right to wear pantf. And not any pantf, but ye pants that art ugly as fhit, for thuf do we keep them from bafe caitiffs and fcourndrelly rafcalf"
There are jokes in the 'Malleus Maleficarum'. Pretty poor jokes, even by 15th century standards, but jokes nonetheless.
Hee hee hee:
Socrates had two wives, whom he endured with much patience, but could not be rid of their contumelies and clamorous vituperations. So one day when they were complaining against him, he went out of the house to escape their plaguing, and sat down outside the house, and the women then threw filthy water over him. But the philosopher was not disturbed by this, saying, 'I knew that a rain would come after the thunder'
Ho ho ho:
There is also a story of a man whose wife was drowned in a river, who, when he was searching for the body to take it out of the water, walked up the stream. And when he was asked why, since heavy bodies do not rise but fall, he answered: 'When that woman was alive, she always, both in word and deed, went contrary to my commands: therefore I am searching in the contrary direction in case even now she is dead she may preserve her contrary disposition'
I don't go brown or red. I go from Slightly Off White to Slightly Less Off White, and back.
Not trying to crab on anyone who does like it, but Pachebel's Canon in D drives me nuts. Endless, dreary, strung-out cycle of 5ths - agh!
Generally, if I want anything except dry goods, I go to Butchy McButchFace.
Or Bakey McBakeFace. Or Veggie McVegFace, and his sexy Polish ladies. Depends.
Freehold DM wrote:
That depends what you do with the marrow...
In my student days, my diet more or less consisted entirely of lentil curry and chickpea curry (12 tins for £1!).
I remember adding creamed coconut to the lentil curry worked well.
Likewise, Sharoth, Likewise. :)
The karate school has come up with a new strategy to get people to leave early after belt promotion ceremony: play obnoxious dance music obnoxiously loud. Worked on me.
They do that at the TaeKwonDo place we do Monday HEMA in, too. Or it might be filtering through from the gym upstairs. Either way, having 'Saturday Night' by 'Whigfield' booming through the walls/floor make the awesome battle moves you're trying to pull off seem much less awesome. Bah.
EDIT: I'll tell you what is awesome, though.
Or rather, show you! o.O