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Pathfinder Society Member. 2,564 posts (6,747 including aliases). No reviews. 2 lists. No wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters. 112 aliases.


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captain yesterday wrote:

I have a blue belt, got it at Target.

Only test I had to take was having the patience to not use the cashier that looks like a serial killer.

I have a green, brown and white belt on, which qualifies me to have trousers that are not in a puddle around my ankles.

I'm sure that counts as a martial art in some cultures.


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A (published) poem about Corbyn, by Nicholas Murray:

Corbyn's no knight in shining vest,
Or bright Messiah from the West,
(He'd say)
But someone who has found a way to voice,
A fractured country's need for choice,
To say we'll make another kind of noice noise -
NO WAY!

I disagree. I think Jez is a knight in shining vest, which is why it's going to be somebody's job to stat him up as a Paladin.


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captain yesterday wrote:
I refuse to turn on a t.v. today. :-)

Move to Yorkshire.

"Today's top story!!!

It rained in Skipton.

The Mayor's new hat is damp.

Now over to Reg for the Murglethigh scores."


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CrystalSeas wrote:
Comrade Anklebiter wrote:
What the f+@! is going on in NH?
The Free State Project

Might be movin' to New Hampshire soon

Just to raise me up a crop of
Libertarians.

Raisin' 'em up

Waxin' 'em down

Tyin' 'em to the Porcupine,
In the middle of town!
It wouldn't make no odds if they were shaved or hairy 'uns
I'd be raisin' my lonely
Libertariuns.

(Raisin' my lonely
Libertariuns)


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She didn't!


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Was Lankhmar a republic? I seem to remember it was, although I might be wrong; I'm also pretty sure that most of the city-states in Scott Lynch's books are republics too...


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Rysky wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
While filming the whipping scene in The Passion of the Christ (2004), one of the whips missed the steel board on Jim Caviezel's back and cut a 13-inch gash into his back.
Very un-Christ like language followed.

How could you tell, if it was all in Aramaic?


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I quite liked pot when I was younger, but I haven't touched it for years and years. It really didn't agree with me, in hindsight.


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Have you ever read the Forgotten Realms novels that were set in Maztica?


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
I'll see you at Jacob Javits soon Freehold. Soon.

That almost makes me want to play Witcher 3

Almost.


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Commandant Happy Hour wrote:
Drink the beer and throw the skittles at hipsters.

Eat the Skittles and throw the beer instead.


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Sparring and beer and sparring and beer
Sparring and beer and sparring and beer
Sparring and sparring and beer and bottoms
These are a few of my favourite things.


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Just you wait until Turkey Day. Then you'll be sorry.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Speed, I'm not sure how two hours riding a bus could be considered "exciting".

Depends.

You might have a bus driver who looks exactly like Vizzini in 'The Princess Bride'
Or one who looks like Hugh Laurie in 'Jeeves and Wooster'
Or one who looks like Emo Hitler.

If that doesn't fit the bill, Sandra Bullock on the back seat will have to do.


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:


Edit: I also also blame Cosmo that I'm not sure if a corgilope is part corgi, part antelope, or if it is part corgi, part cantaloupe.

Prick up your ears! It's the new hip scene!

Take off your trousers and bite the Queen!

Do the corgilope (lope, lope, lope)
Do the corgilope (lope, lope, lope)
You'd better do the corgilope, or I'll scream
Doowakka doowakka vo-de-oh-doh


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captain yesterday wrote:

What's that, we should all recommend bad movies for Doomkitten to watch so she truly understands what bad movies are.

Great idea Tacticslion!

Turkish Star Wars

Barbarian Queen II

Dungeons and Dragons

Dungeons and Dragons II

Space Mutiny

All my faves.


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At least they didn't do what the Chinese claim to have done, which is somehow splice dog-dink segments, chopped off at a moment of High Excitement and preserved in magic wine or something, in.

Or maybe they did? Over to you, Coriat.


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Sissyl wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Also, if anyone has any team building activities lay them on me, I'd like to crowd source the crowd sourcing, don't worry, I'll give you credit when they give me credit (with maybe an extra bonus the flyer in the break room said).

(1) Wait for a good strong blizzard.

(2) Choose one co-worker (not at random).
(3) Strip said co-worker down to his or her socks and undies.
(4) Hand the co-worker a 1-pound box of Hydrox cookies and lock them outside. They are allowed back inside once they have finished eating the cookies. (No; they may not have milk, cocoa, or anything else that accelerates the cookie consumption.)

Does wonders for bonding for everyone NOT locked outside...

Pffff. A bit of cold always gets people scurrying for shelter. It's ridiculous. A box of cookies is a nice gift, and really, the coworker gets to keep undies. I don't get the complaint.

It'd be fairer if they got to keep everyone else's undies as well.


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GoatToucher's avatar is peering up at Mount Olympus, wondering sadly when Zeus is going to come and 'visit' him in the form of a bull.


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The Doomkitten wrote:

*seethes with impotent rage*

WHY THE F#&+ DID MILO YANNOPOULOS SHOW UP IN MY RECCOMENDED?!?! AND BY ALL THE ENTITIES, WHY DOES HE HAVE 7.5K VIEWERS!

*deep breath*

Sorry. It just makes me feel kinda dirty inside that for whatever illogical reason he showed up in my recommended on YouTube.

This happened to me, along with Sargon of Akkad and some other bizarre alt-righty/misogynistic ranters, because I go on a site that criticises these people (wehuntedthemammoth.com) and viewed some videos there...

Having said that, YouTube is weird. Try searching for beard-care tips, and within three clicks, you're up against somebody claiming that bikinis are a tool of the Illuminati.

I knew Lurky Longears was going to be useful.


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Speaking of points (OH, FUNNY! FUNNY!), we've started doing rapier at HEMA, which is ace, even though you have to start in a bizarre buttocks-out, squatting position which makes you look as if you're trying to surprise your opponent by doing a poo before lunging in to stab her/him.


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Sorry you're feeling grotty, TL :(


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And if anyone else wanted the Lurky Longears alias, FORGET IT. You're too late.


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Ventnor owns a heterophone, which is like a bass saxophone, only ABSOLUTELY 150% STRAIGHT.


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun wrote:

With the elections drawing near, we have instructed Imperial Naval High Command to position the Death Star III in synchronous orbit with Florida to ensure the often times cantankerous rebels loyal Imperial citizens there don't muck up this time.

We are watching you Florida.

Ooo, trying to intimidate us, eh? Ya' gonna ha' ta do more than posture in Imperial couture and make empty threats. Ahn do et kwik like, 'cause we've jus' 'bout successfully Floridasteined together slaad + redneck + retiree DNA into our Zika stirge swarms.

We will no longer be the U.S.'s phallic accoutrement!

We will no longer be mocked for liking Darth Nader and the Hanging Chads, the best ska-country-mambo band in the world!

We will no longer be outcrazied or outdangeroused by Australia!

Of course you won't, not while the Isle of Wight! still exists.

Disclaimer:

There are no wights on the Isle of Wight.
There is, in fact, nothing dangerous at all on the Isle of Wight, unless you are allergic to old people and/or (possibly) rare voles.
Expiring from boredom is possible, as is accidentally marrying a close relative, but you could say that about anywhere.


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A glimpse at Rod Stewart's massive train set

Rumour has it that, when on tour, he books a second hotel room to accommodate his trains. I'm not sure how true that is.

Neil Young is also an enthusiast, apparently.


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lynora wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
I mean: I didn't feel nervous; I don't think I'm sick; I didn't eat right before hand, nor did I starve myself.

Forms work is usually the hardest, IMO. You may be holding your breath in places without realizing it. So many things to concentrate on at once, it's easy to lose track of breathing. Also, because forms bring together so many other lessons. They are often much more physically demanding than they look. When I first started, the masters would have to stop me and tell me to go get a drink of water because I would work myself so hard during forms that I would collapse. I'm better at pacing myself now, but it still happens sometimes if I get really focused on something tricky. I wouldn't worry too much. Just remember to breathe. :)

Edit; and the sweet tea worked because electrolytes. You lose more than water when you sweat a lot. Also this is why you should wash your uniform frequently. Also why martial arts studios often smell like sweat socks. Blech. ;P

We were saying last night that the Smell of HEMA is, essentially, sweat and Febreze (the jackets take about 3 weeks to dry if you wash them, given the thickness of the padding, so it's regular applications of fabric cleanser and/or disinfectant and/or inexpensive vodka in a spray bottle, if you don't want to reek like a dead mammoth in a heatwave)

I've got someone else enthused about sword & dagger, too, which is a good thing.

And congrats to TGTG :)


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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: nobody wants to be the one that says "solar farts"

Are there going to be rules for those in 'Starfinder' ?


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Overheard in Limey's Office pt. MMCVI:

Colleague: "Ask Limey. Limey'll know"
Other colleague: "OK. Limey, who's Rosetta Stone?"
Limey: "Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap. Yap yap. Yap"
Colleague. "TL; DR: It's a thing, not a person?"
Limey: "Yeah"


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captain yesterday wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Y'arr!! Ye lousy land lubbers it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
The irony of this statement is, I'm the one afraid of being on boats.

Yarr!

Trubble the bosun's skunderbutt and belay yer danglin' purble-ratchets 'til the Mazy-Lankeys squange out the larboard bilges!

Give it five points southwards and slather a Ring-O-Fopptins on the Brassy Mrs. Braithwaite, or I'll ripple yer bucktawns, see if I don't!

Snerk that Octopus!

Sherble that Muff-Billy!

Toy warily with yon glim-dugged flash-packet, or we'll all be kibbled in the pea-green iffley-ditches, so we will!

Also, take three of these each day, after a meal, and avoid caffeine and playin' with yerself in front of 'Watercolour Challenge'


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We've all been charmed, DK.


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She was always my favourite Drow priestess.

Tomorrow evening, I intend to do as much sidesword and dagger as possible, since I now have both a sidesword and a dagger.

It has been a very great strain not to call them Scalpel and Cat's Claw.


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Benny Soebardja & Lizard


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{Sings}

"It's a beayootiful day in the Executioner's Hood"


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Kajehase wrote:
At the risk of getting lynched - the Kula Shaker version of Hush is better than the Deep Purple ones.

What?!

Spoiler:

;-)


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Freehold DM wrote:

Damn. There goes the second job I was interested in.

I need a drink.

Have a Sympathetic Guinness on me.


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Kajehase wrote:
Nekkid slaad aspect is the name of my new psych-folk band.

How ever did you manage to get Ken Squargs to join you on Mellotron? I'm impressed, and a little bit jealous, to be totally honest.


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Tacticslion wrote:

Rmph.

Why are 6:43 AM exist.
>:/
Why are am up at 6:43 AM.
ಠ_ಠ

At that time, every day, I LEAP! from my silks and sleeping furs with a song in my heart and a sparkle in my codpiece, bellow "GOOD MORNING, BARSOOM!" and then gallop off on a thoat in search of wandering Princesses


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I worked in a laundry too, but it was an industrial laundry, so all we did was throw different-coloured bags of flea-ridden/suspiciously stained workwear into big skips, after which everything (including us) got thoroughly steamed.

I iron, but do not fold.

I NEVER FOLD.

I NEVER FOLD!

VICTORY OR DEATH!!!


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Stunning photographs of space/the night sky

That first one is something else.

Using mid-50s Beatnik slang is lots of fun, daddi-o.


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Sorry to hear that, FHDM.


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What are the best pizza underneaths?


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The Comet Is Coming - Neon Baby

The Comet Is Coming - SLAMMIN


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Donald Trumpets wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

...

"I choose Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton because I vastly appreciate his clear policy statements and his detailed agenda of exactly what he will do as president and how he will go about achieving his aims..."
You are clearly a tremendous individual who will do well under my Presidency. Keep saying nice things about me and I'll keep saying nice things about you - no matter who you are or what you do. Unless you are a Kobold. We need to build a wall to keep the Kobolds from taking our good murderhobo jobs. That's the way you make good deals. And how you stay tough. No one is tougher than me, and no one can make better deals. It's time to make Golarion great again!

PROO PROOPROO PROO PROO PROOoooOOO!

My brass instruments are bigger than your brass instruments.

Bury that in your golf course and hole it in one, Donnie.


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Sorry, Clem, but the work orgy has been and gone.

However, I just got around eight Fighting Fantasy books for £2, so you're welcome to one of those, if you like.


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Snorter wrote:
Zeugma wrote:
This thread is helping me grok what George Orwell is going on about in "Homage to Catalonia" (the book I'm reading now).
It was a bit 'Judean People's Front', versus 'People's Front of Judea', wasn't it?

I always thought that bit was a documentary.


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mechaPoet wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Mistress Rysky,

I am reporting punishment due to me bringing up Football in the Blame Cosmo thread.

Good stool.

Please step into my office so that you may learn the correct meaning of wide receiver.

Can you also explain what a tight end is?

Does it involve a deep snapper going backfield in a punt formation?

NB: I don't know what any of those words actually mean.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Anyway: Taekwondo has a nes student! Who's an old student! Or at least about to hit middle age! And used to be a green belt years ago, but isn't now! Either way he's fat! He's me!

TIGERLION UPPER CUT!


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I see you preferred Angry Piebald Leather Batman to Undernourished Viking Smurf, in the end.


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Are there naked people you'd like to see in political office?

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