Lieutenant Taig's page

Reporting for doody, sir!

They hate my brilliant ideas so much that they're keeping me in the archives!

I'm upset because I've been in the OT Army for a little over a year, and no one listens to my brilliant ideas!

Lieutenant Taig wrote:

Admiral Byrd wrote:

*WRRAAAWWWKKK!* I thought he'd never leave.

Now, where are my minions, errr... I mean troops?

I've never done, er, taken orders from a bird before.

There was that time I dressed up in a sexy chicken suit...

Yeah, but I peeked. ;)

*WRRAAAWWWKKK!* I thought he'd never leave.

Now, where are my minions, errr... I mean troops?

I've never done, er, taken orders from a bird before.

I just threw up in my helmet a little...

Do you love it when a plan comes together?

My rifle is cocked.

It has been a while since I've seen any military action.

Lieutenant, make me a pot of coffee. I'll be over here saving the free world one Powerpoint slide at a time.

<Consults FM 69-77>

I need a promotion, so I can get more shower time.

Lieutenant Taig wrote:

A little too light in the innuendo.

I wonder if the Rear Admiral will be able to work with a zombie Commander.

What's that about being light in the loafers, leftenant?

From what I've heard, sir, you're outside my pay grade.

A little too light in the innuendo.

I wonder if the Rear Admiral will be able to work with a zombie Commander.

Capt. Tight Pants is my Senior Officer.

I can't get to my...rifle either.

<Tries to get dollar bills for the bellydancer>

Stupid armored uniform!

It's Cher! I have all your records!

<rubbing hot sweaty palms together> Splendid! Absolutely splendid! We must film our triumph. For posterity. Posture...

And posteriors, sir!

I'll take a shot at anything.

Lieutenant Taig wrote:

No, sir! The medic gave me a clean bill of health.

Really? Clean as a whistle? Are you good at riding horses into battle, son?

I can really only take on a large horse.

Lieutenant Taig wrote:

I found a uniform befitting my rank.

Are you color blind, Lieutenant?

No, sir! The medic gave me a clean bill of health.

I found a uniform befitting my rank.

Lieutenant Taig wrote:

Just a quick question, has DADT been repealed yet? Just asking...

I don't think you are allowed to ask me that question.

You're not going to put me under "house arrest" again, are you sir?

Just a quick question, has DADT been repealed yet? Just asking...

Great idea! I'll go lather the privates.

I know I'm at attention!

Leftenant Taig,

Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.

Sir, yes sir!

Lieutenant Taig wrote:

Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:

Universal soldier #1 wrote:

*The first grunt arrives*

Ready for action, sir.

Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.

Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?

Like my green pants...

"Bring me my brown pants!!"

puke and snot

Nice!

That's 400 demerits for you!

<Scribbles 400 on a pad of paper>

Make it so, Numbah One!

AT MOTHER f~#*ING EASE, YOU SORRY SACKS OF s%&~!!! YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR RABBITY ASSED MINDS!!! WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH ARE YOU SORRY ASSED HIPPIES DOING IN MY BARRACKS!?!

YOU MUST ALL BE HERE ON THE CLINTON PLAN!!! YOU!!! FLOCK-O-SEAGULLS!!! WHAT THE f~#* EVEN ARE YOU!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT A SKUNK f~#*ING YOUR SKULL? DROP!!!

Sergeant, Sir? You forgot to tell us what comes from Texas. And, just in case you were wondering, I have no horns.

Universal soldier #1 wrote:

*The first grunt arrives*

Ready for action, sir.

Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.

Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?

Like my green pants...

Lieutenant Taig all present and accounted for, sir!

(My pants are green)