Less-Than-Adequate Duck's page

Trowmlky?

*goes cross-eyed trying to read previous post*

Dwavklde!

*chokes on air*

*roosts on top of invisible box*

*falls on mimes*

Kwavf!!

*tried to perch on wire, carps instead*

Frark!

*waddles in wearing hockey skate on one wing, golf club strapped to other wing, deflated soccer ball on one foot, softball balanced atop other foot, and a protective cup on his bill*

Prark?

Qualk!

Squerpk?

*lands upside down in lake*

*perches on sticks*

Slaark!

Graerkle!

*arrives wearing t-shirt reading "Lejundairy Blak Beeste of Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgghhhhh"*

*attempts to eat the apples on the mimes' cheeks*

Mmmughmafb!

*steps on hose, stopping water flow*

Quefk!

*tries to eat win, falls asleep after 3 bites*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzerkphanglezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*snot bubble*

Stowk?

*falls off table, lands on head*

Sprark!

*crashes into lucky7's neck, falls to ground*

Squonk!

*perches on Quiche Lisp's head*

*attempts to land on sign, misses due to smoke, ends up spread-eagled on BladeTempest's face*

Squuuuuuuuaaaaarrrrkkk!

frnkl.

Fricks?

*offers Conman glue*

Qverk?

*drools*

Drooq?

*uses wings to sweep dust into pile. roosts*

Cromf!

*picks up feathers in mouth*

Mquamk!

*waddles up to Tesla coil. coil suddenly stops working.*

Corork?

*stands up, revealing medicine bottle in nest*

Mdine?

*sits back down, waits for bottle to hatch*

*sits on corn, waits for it to pop*

Prawp?

*waddles over to Grim Bucko with gun in his beak*

Mmrph?

*avoids pekingification*

*hides behind Tirq*

Scarpem!!

*perches on Bogie*

*hugs him*

*falls asleep*

Zzzzzzzzzsssssssssnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwllllllllllll.........

Fzojg!

*slams beak in refrigerator door*

Kwarg?

*shoots him*

*trips over grain of sand*

Wozms!

*avoids gamma raytron*

*defaults on payment*

Starnk.

Ftwn!!!

*buys self on eBay*

Banrk!

*perches on chair back*

*slowly leans to the left*

*falls*

Fvornk?

*looks sad that Tirq doesn't like him any more*

Snork!

*wakes up, waddles over to Conman*

Hronk?

*looks up with adorable eyes, waiting to be hugged*

SSSSSSQQQQQQUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKL LLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*defecates tin foil*

*passes out*

Wark?

*eats steel wool*

Snarf!

*goes for a ride in the dryer*

Flark snork stinkorkle
Flibberty quark quork dadirk
Flirp flarp snerkledark

*wins haiku*

*stares blankely at Tirq*

Sighduq?

Lvark!

*burrows under comfy cushion*

*eats loose change*

*wakes up abruptly as thrown into air*

Flark!

*tries to fly upside-down. crashes into wall*

Sprak.

*farts*

Snorf?

*falls asleep in Tirq's arms*

*drools*

Frark!

*flies awkwardly up Midgard Serpent's nostril*

*attempts to look innocent, fails*

Snerkle?

*points at the not-pine*

Quackle?

*waddles in front of Conan, making him trip&

Hacksaw Jim Duggan wrote:

gran rey de los surround sound wrote:

gran rey de los stereo wrote:

gran rey de los ninja wrote:

Flying Things wrote:

Adequate Duck wrote:

gran rey de los nekkid wrote:

gran rey de los everything wrote:

gran rey de los bacon wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

gran rey de los everything wrote:

D) I win.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

And again.

And again.

And again.

Once more.

Hooooooooo!

And again.

Swerk!

*bounces off cabinet door*

*flies across stage, bounces off statue/robot*

Quark!! Squack kuak quac?!

*wonders around confused*

Quek!

*walls head against bang*

Kwark!

*wanders around aimlessly. perches on Grim Bucko's head. Falls asleep.*