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87 posts. Alias of gran rey de los mono.


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David M Mallon wrote:
Why rag on the French when you can rag on French Canadians. They're not nearly as nice as the French, and they're much closer. *ducks*

*finds nearest French-Canadian*

*places rag on their head*

Qort?


*attempts to write rant, ends up just typing "Sqvarkingfunginxarkilpitz" 37 times*


Bruket?

*tries to sit in two buckets simultaneously*


*rises from The Dragon of Agnor's lazered ashes*

Si?

*wonders how he got there*


Brawk!

*tries to land on the eff, bounces off the tee, tumbles into the double yew*


Sqwarp!

*attempts to eat the cricket*

*misses and bites own foot instead*


Swaaase?

*bathes in mixture of oyster, fish, soy, and Worcestershire sauces*


Sprark?!?

*fluffs feathers menacingly at imposter*

*trips over own tail*


Freem?

*pops out from behind shattered remains of Quiche Lisp's head, unharmed but for a few singed feathers*


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Ooork?

*roosts in an attempt to hatch Quiche Lisp's head like an egg*


Blurble!

*attempts to perch on Great White*


Squttlf!

*perches on goal posts*


Wrrngs?

*holds up sign reading "Knot uh Chikken"*


Mmmrf!

*eats brass banana*


Sssmmmpphh.

*licks the tar off the floor*


Mrfqen?

*perches on Matt Damon Puppet's head*


Squarf?

*attempts to pet blind squirrel, misses and falls into vat of catsup*


Prawqshoom?

*falls off counter*


Spqork?

*trips over ant*


Sprawrk!

*falls up escalator*


Squalf!

*trips over own beak*


Trowmlky?

*goes cross-eyed trying to read previous post*


Dwavklde!

*chokes on air*


*roosts on top of invisible box*

*falls on mimes*

Kwavf!!


*tried to perch on wire, carps instead*

Frark!


*waddles in wearing hockey skate on one wing, golf club strapped to other wing, deflated soccer ball on one foot, softball balanced atop other foot, and a protective cup on his bill*

Prark?


Inadequate Duck wrote:
Qualk!

Squerpk?

*lands upside down in lake*


*perches on sticks*

Slaark!


Graerkle!

*arrives wearing t-shirt reading "Lejundairy Blak Beeste of Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgghhhhh"*


*attempts to eat the apples on the mimes' cheeks*

Mmmughmafb!


*steps on hose, stopping water flow*

Quefk!


*tries to eat win, falls asleep after 3 bites*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzerkphanglezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*snot bubble*


Stowk?

*falls off table, lands on head*


Sprark!

*crashes into lucky7's neck, falls to ground*


Squonk!

*perches on Quiche Lisp's head*


*attempts to land on sign, misses due to smoke, ends up spread-eagled on BladeTempest's face*

Squuuuuuuuaaaaarrrrkkk!


frnkl.


Fricks?

*offers Conman glue*


Qverk?


*drools*

Drooq?


*uses wings to sweep dust into pile. roosts*

Cromf!


*picks up feathers in mouth*

Mquamk!


*waddles up to Tesla coil. coil suddenly stops working.*

Corork?


*stands up, revealing medicine bottle in nest*

Mdine?

*sits back down, waits for bottle to hatch*


*sits on corn, waits for it to pop*

Prawp?


*waddles over to Grim Bucko with gun in his beak*

Mmrph?


*avoids pekingification*

*hides behind Tirq*

Scarpem!!


*perches on Bogie*

*hugs him*

*falls asleep*

Zzzzzzzzzsssssssssnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwllllllllllll.........


Fzojg!

*slams beak in refrigerator door*


Kwarg?

*shoots him*

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