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So, can we assume Valeros's standard daily routine is basically ....

step 1) Belch
step 2) *scratch his arse*
step 3) *pat somebody else's arse*
step 4) *scream for healing*

Did I miss a step?

step 1) Belch

step 2) *scratch his arse*
step 3) *pat somebody else's arse*
step 3.5) get beaten/eaten/skewered/stabbed while stabbing wildly
step 4) *scream for healing*

It's them man-eatin' centaurs! They started it when they ate George - alive, feet first!! KILL 'EM! KILL 'EM ALL!!

Scurries off to rouse some rabble, grab pitchforks and torches and matches.

FOR GEORGE!!

I think Hasbro will swoop in with lawyers and sue every player for 1 million dollars, each, because they are evil!

I'm thinking of creating a demi-plane where intelligent animals escaped to avoid the human led genocide. Most of the horse people are full sized as ponies are relatively rare.

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Counter-sue for being dorkwipes, George! *drools while petting his mouse*

X_X

I have a bad feeling about this.

You always have a bad feeling about this stuff, Spanky. We ain't died yet...

You're welcome. I'm watching the boards like a hawk this afternoon, keeping an eye out for the 2.1 questions.

** spoiler omitted **

MY EYES!! AAAIIIEEE!!! MY EYES!!

sobs

George?

Chases down the Big Bouncing Dot in an attempt to power-glomp it.

GEORRGGEE!!!

Tackles Nethys, cuddling him in a strangely comforting and paternal way.

GEORGE!! I will wuv him and hug him and pet him ... rocks back and forth cuddling Nethys

George?!

Lenny wrote:

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Everytime I think of Of Mice and Men, I automatically flash on the Looney Tunes parodies: "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."

That was the idea behind Lenny. ^_^ I do miss the Loony Tunes... *sniffs*

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Generic durah!

In case anyone cares here is an interview from the WoTC president. He is not saying a lot, and there are a few obvious lies to those that are not wearing blinders.

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Lenny gonna be mad if I get rick-rolled...

Vic Wertz wrote:

I like that story.

I love story time!

Tell us a story Unca Paizo ...

Duuraah ... where's da rest of da posteses ?

Durah?! Jumps up and down waving his arms like the buffoon he is.

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Might I suggest a spell checking Lady Serine?

Durraaah - avast ye scurvy dawgs, and prepare to nearly drown, be flung from the yardarms to break ye bones on the stony reef or worse yet ... come to intimately know the gullet of such a fearsome creature as has yet to be seen by scurrilous cads as yerselves!

Ow ... my brain hurts George ...

Quarion Nailo wrote:

Hmph...Shifty or not, this elf is nobody's manservant. ;)

You tell him my Lord. Give him WHAT FOR!

That generally involves "Comanche" music, a log and a very tasty fan belt to squeal around...

Arrr ... durah ... yar ? Scratches head in utter confusion. Avast and prepare to be ... duh ... lumbered?

Now you did it Turin.

A human(oid) bomb? Beware you brought into the game you can't unbring it.

Allen go to it. It's fair game now.

Actually, that kind of thing in one stripe or another has long been a part of the game, often of the involuntary kind. (Helm of Brilliance or Necklace of Missiles anyone? Death Throes feat from Savage Species ... death throes innate abilities for a gob of critters... it's not anything new, and I've a long-standing tradition of having characters that take bad guys - and sometimes everyone within a mile or so - with me when slain.)

It's dark George ... I can't see anything at all now George ... I can't feel my legs George ...

I'll be there George! Looks around George? ... George? ... Where are you George ...

I just love the 'Dwarven Greeting' for human women. Wouldn't that get Torsin Tightbutt's panties in a twist.

" Lenny likes dwarven greetings George ... " multiple female shrieks and a massive slapfest ensues " ... I don't feel so good George... "

Generic NPC Floozy wrote:

one would think dwarves would have quite a body of ... lore ... on such matters.

"I say, Carstairs, come and look at these runes - they look more like heiroglyphs. In fact, they almost look like pictures. Let me see, ... that's a leg, and a beard, and ... could that be a bosom? If so then one just needs to look at it from this angle and ... oh dear Lord, I'm blind!"

"Can she do that George? Lenny wants to watch!"

Brains, George? Lenny likes brains ... they are soft, and squishy, and tasty, and moist, and ...

Aaah, and what a glorious deaths they were too...

George? Did the cleric fall down George? I can't reach the bony dragon George ...