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Yesteryear’s Hope is dedicated to the memory of Jack Brown, a passionate and much beloved member of our Organized Play community who passed away in 2023. It’s our honor to bring one of Jack’s memorable characters into this adventure as one of the three special guests that you can show around the festival. Much thanks to Hilary Moon Murphy, to Thurston Hillman, and especially to Jack’s family for letting us introduce Jack’s character Lucius to the world.

A FITTING TRIBUTE TO A TRUE ULFEN RAT. MAY HIS MEMORY NEVER FADE, MAY HIS LIFE BE AN INSPIRATION TO OTHERS, MAY JACK BE THE GOAL FOR WHICH ALL ULFEN ASPIRE.

THUNDERLIPS! WILL STAND GUARD FOR LUCIUS; NOW AND FOREVER.

I want to thank everyone who came to our little convention. It was very joyous to see old friends and to meet new ones. Thank you all.

The whole weekend was bittersweet. From Thursday night’s get together through Saturday’s memorial for Jack Brown there was an inescapable pall hanging overhead. There were a lot of tears, laughter, and “Do you remember when…” It made me realize that through pain and loss that catharsis can happen with loved ones. I am still mad at my friend for dying before me. I am still sad that my friend is gone. Yet, the many people that rose to give their affirmation on how Jack impacted their lives brought some solace to those in the room. People spoke for over an hour regaling us with stories about how much Jack meant to them. My life is better and richer for having Jack being a part of it.

There are few people in this world whose impact is felt beyond their home. I am happy that I could call one of those people my friend. I will miss you until I myself heed the call of the longships and return home to my ancestors. And even then, I expect him to welcome me to the hearth with a flagon of ale and a leg of smoked meat.

I will love you forever.

In true fashion, Jack has used his last hero point to give his organs to people in need so that they can have a better or second chance at life.

Until we meet again in Valhalla my friend, Skål!

Today, July 7 2023, Jack Brown, RVC extraordinaire, has died.

Jack was many things in his life: husband, brother, son, IT nerd, lover of fine spirits, gregarious, loving, kind, and he was my friend.

I don’t really remember the first time I met Jack. It didn’t really matter though, because as anyone who knew him will attest, within minutes of meeting him, his easy smile, quick wit, and hearty laugh you at ease. Only later did you realize an hour had passed and he was inviting you to a game. Jack was so generous of his time in general, but especially within our shared hobby. He was gracious when explaining a rule; patient when having to explain a mechanic; and always tried to include everyone at the table. Jack touched so many people from around the world in his short time on Earth. He was truly what a good human should be.

I have so many fond memories of Jack that it is hard to select just one. Although the origin of his ratfolk lust specialist wizard is near the top:
“I have a ratfolk boon that I want to make a wizard.”
“Jack. Thassilonian lust specialist.”
“I don’t know…”
“Jack. Lust. Specialist. Think about it. You know you want to.”
looks at a few rules and whathaveyou
“Oh gods… this might actually work.”

And Luscious Lucius Vizin’s Love Laboratory was born.
“Hey Jack, what’s Lucius’s AC?”
“Hey THUNDERLIPS! how many hit points you have?”
“Uh… 182.”
“That’s my AC.”

It is hard for me to accept that my friend is no longer with us. I miss him terribly already. Yet, because I carry his memory in my heart he will never be truly gone. Like most tragic events, his death had a profound impact on not just me, but everyone here in Minnesota and beyond. I’ve told more people I love them. I’ve slowed down to enjoy life more. I savor the little interactions with other people. And most of all I will live my life to the fullest extent I can. Jack would expect no less and demand even more. Goodbye my friend. I will love you forever.

Jack Brown
1966-2023

Leg o' Lamb wrote:

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Leg o' Lamb wrote:

Hard to hurt that which does not exist. In other words, similar to the metal binder I took to the dome; nothing there to hurt.

They're fine as long as you catch the flat but OW if you get a corner....

You may need to teach Tineke proper metal binder technique.

You will not have achieved victory over her scenario until you have eaten the dagger.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Leg o' Lamb wrote:

Woran wrote:

Oh no! Twin daggers! That can never end well!

I'm playing this next weekend. I shall taunt you with your scenario's inability to kill me.

Ha ha.

It might not kill your character but it might hurt your feelings :P

Hard to hurt that which does not exist. In other words, similar to the metal binder I took to the dome; nothing there to hurt.

I’m a cis het white guy. My spouse and I were invited to help carry the Trans Pride Flag at our local Pride Festival Parade. I march and carry the flag for my stepson because their bio dad will never accept who they are. I march for our friend who decided to be the person she was always meant to be.

It was fun to see a bunch of our friends marching, yelling, running around carrying a flag and having the time of their life.

Today was a good day.

Alladin freshens up his traveling clothes, sniffs his pits, nods approval and starts singing a lighthearted ditty to both pass the time and gets his friends to smile and maybe dance a bit.

Aboard the Mimosa, he keeps the crew's morale high with ribald tales of merfolk and sea shanty songs of grog and pirates. At night he goes through his mental list of guys who know a guy to help him in his inchoate mushroom business venture.

"Until next time, y'all!'

And with that, Alladin walks off into Absalom whistling.

Well hell.

That metal binder must have broken by now. I mean, my noodle is rather indestructible.

Well done, Tineke. I am mos def proud of you.

Welcome!

Seven Swords of Sin is a 3.5, not Pathfinder, system module. I suggest reading it but not running it. Also, I think the lore parts of the swords was updated in Artifacts of Golarion.

If you’re looking for an introduction game for shattered stars, take a look at the first We be Goblins module. The plot ties in pretty well to book one of shattered stars. There’s also a web supplement for book two I’d recommend to you.

hmmmm… that Iruxi was hiiiiiiiigh. I have got to find those and maybe get a sample to my main man back in The Puddles. Maybe try and get a good crop going. Maybe sell a little on the side. Gobo might be down with that. He’s cool.

survival!: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 1 = 9

oh gods what is that taste? Ugh. I think I’m gonna hurl. cough cough that sheet ain’t right. What about that one? That green and red looking m~&$#&$+*$+~?

hero point

survival!: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 4 + 1 = 19

”Yeaaahh… alright that’s what I’m talking about.”

Alladin looks at the other Pathfinders talking about how they are gong to get the high as ballz iruxi out of the shroom patch.

man... nuff of this sheet...

YO! That's right look at me! Get yo scaly behind over here!

cast Command, come, will save DC 17, cast shield (just in case)

Congratulations Vanessa! This is a well deserved accolade.

"You must have caught one of my shows. Probably Shelyn Nights. We were a hit, people talking, dancing, grooving. And then boom! Couple minor players decided they were too big, needed their own space or some s#@* so they left." Alladin shrugs.

"So here I am tromping through a swamp with all y'all. Best career move ever."

Alladin grins and winks at Gobo.

CRUNCH

”I don’t know about you, Gobo, but I am going to enjoy my mani/pedi tomorrow. I think I can talk them into one of those cucumber eye patch treatments. A warmed robe and a towel for my head. Sweet Aroden this a delicious apple. We make a good team, Gobo. Here, let me freshen up those robes for you. We gotta look good you know: look good feel good, make the right impression.”

Aladdin casts prestidigitation to clean Gobo’s clothes; he then does the same for his own traveling gear.

”Anyone else?”

"My sweetest Aganis, I know I have come unannounced and potentially imposed upon you a terrible burden. I wish to be no beast in this situation, believe me. But I, for you? I would walk the ends of this world if only to taste but a nibble, see but a flash of the luxury behind your doors. I am a kobold of my word; when I say I do not tell I mean that. I mean that.The honor of this establishment shall be kept in the highest regard. I will sing the praises of the Threelegged Frog to Shelyn herself, baring my soul, my heart, my everything. Please, Miss Aganis. Please. For me. I must know the luxury of The Three-legged Frog.

they're all the same: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27

Aladdin struts forward.

"My dear beautiful Aganis. Please describe for me these luxurious suites of yours?" Aladdin holds her and kisses it.

"Would there be room for say, a kobold and a hobgoblin to share this most delectable of fine rooms? If the answer is yes, why I and my friend Gobo will gladly sign our names to the registry as esteemed guests of the Three-legged Frog. Isn't that right, Gobo?"

May the road rise to meet you, Mark.

The first time I met Mark and Linda was my first PaizoCon. I was the GM for the beta test of Siege of the Diamond City for both and a few others. The night went well and I enjoyed meeting them*.

A day or two later, I was walking to the PFS room when I spied Mark talking with Thurston Hillman, author of Siege. Back then, I was still pretty shy and apprehensive regarding talking to strangers and social interactions. But because a player from my table was talking with Thursty about the scenario, I felt confident I could give constructive feedback about the scenario. More importantly it was I could overcome my social anxiety because of Mark**.

I will miss talking with you, Mark, about any and every topic no matter how tangential to Pathfinder the topic was. I am positive you will be successful in your new endeavor.

I nominate TOZ as the poster boy of positive change, you should have read his posts from 2008 my gawd was he lordin'.

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Evil Horse wrote:

Are they going to remove the spell Dominate?

Legit question.

I doubt it. The issue isn't loss of autonomy in general, it's specifically the overemphasis on slavery as a plot device. Slavery in the United States is primarily associated with white supremacist chattel slavery, and its effects linger to this day, making it a uniquely unpleasant issue. Again, compare it to how Pathfinder does not feature a lot of content focused on sexual assault, or on genocidal death camps.

The technical definition of "slave" is a lot less important than the coding. Slave auctions, particularly featuring Black slaves and white slaveowners, have very, very direct connotations. Pathfinder has featured that sort of content extensively already, so if you're keen on it, go back and play Serpent's Skull.

I think they should but for different reasons. Nothing says "Let's have some fun!" and then failing a save to lose all agency of your character. I refused to use this spell in org play.

Are they going to remove the spell Dominate?

Legit question.

WotC’s lawyers can title every brief, “This way to the Egress”.

chortle

the comments are gold

If they're obviously in management's corner, then everyone is going to assume that whatever they report is slanted that way. "He investigated himself and found that he did nothing wrong."

Can someone point me in the direction where it was stated by Paizo that the firm they hired is exclusively protecting Paizo assets? Because I read a lot of people assuming this notion.

Yoshua wrote:

I am saying you aren't wrong. I am also saying that continuing to tell people you aren't wrong, when they aren't either, is causing more harm.

Anybody else in the mood for watching The Big Lebowski right now for some reason?

This is about drawing a line in the sand, KC, over which YOU DO NOT CROSS!

I'm honestly glad they never replied to my applications.

Same.

Finally, I object to the title of this thread because Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo is a terrible film. It has a cliche plot, and the "romance" between the main characters is bafflingly implausible.

Ahem. Do not dis Ice-T’s first film ever.

Top ten ogrekin deformities! Number 8 will shock you!

kc, I am assuming your good intent, but please, don't bold responses, it is rude.

Huh?

Vasemir wrote:

what are some positive men at Paizo's that deserve appreciation

In my experience, Will Chase — warehouse manager, is an ALLSTAR. He has always been gracious and especially helpful working with the volunteers at conventions when he probably didn't have to. I am sure when it comes to his laundry list of responsibilities, organized play ranked pretty low as a priority, but he never made us feel unimportant and treated us with respect. I cannot speak to his leadership within the warehouse and their daily tasks, but if he is anything like he has been with the volunteers, it must be a pleasure working for him. Thank you Will for your hard work and professionalism. We love you!

Re: Will

sniff... sniff...

I may not have a sweet little kitty floof anymore but I do have a large cat-like greyhound who will also tell you she doesn't receive enough scritches and treats, does that count? :P

Amber is an Italian Greyhound Chihuahua mix. So stinking cute.

And yes, that counts.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Excuse me, sir; Bertrand, Beatrix, and Amber are mos def not felines. They also take umbrage at the insinuation. Only one of them has earned the sobriquet "Little Sheet"*

*Obviously not the actual word....

Bertrand, Beatrix, and Amber would like to raise a paw to protest the cat bias in this thread. They also wish to serenade you with the song of their people.

Yoshua wrote:

Click the Show Thread under Jessica Price's post.

Thanks, Yoshua!

Digging into Jessica's thread, it seems to boil down to The Executives, which takes us back to the CEO, which from my stance, ultimately lands at Lisa, the Owners feet. The buck stops with Lisa.

One could say the avalanche started with Lisa.

Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:

I am troubled by the concept of calling other forumites bigots. I can see calling out their actions or posts as bigoted, but...

If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, I don't see the problem with calling it a water fowl.

Careful talking about ducks. I speak from experience.

;)

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

This might explain why mods are so loathe to comment on whether abusive posters have been banned

I have always worked from the notion that you praise in public, but punish in private. I know people would like to see their hated enemies strung up by their entrails, but in our "enlightened" society, as long as they are sanctioned, it should be sufficient. Though I admit that there are a lot of cases where offenders do not seem to be getting sanctioned and that puts even more pressure on the already overworked moderators. The simple fact that customer service, who already struggles to remain current with inbound customer issues is also tasked with maintaining the message boards containing hundreds of active threads just demonstrates Paizo's general inability to properly manage their business. Not to mention, if Paizo was to publicize someone's sanctioning, it could possibly open them up to litigation. It is generally hard to prove slander/liable, but why create the opportunity?

Praise in public. Correct in private.

TwilightKnight,

One thing that I appreciated when you ran roommate selection at GenCon as a volunteer is that you pretty much let me room with whomever so long as we all agreed. One of my best experiences was rooming with Jen and Rigby. I learned so much about being an ally, and they learned that an enforced lights out time (cause I need sleep) meant that we could all crawl to our morning games with some modicum of energy.

Hugs,
Hmm

Because Jen and Rigby are awesome people!

Cori Marie wrote:

It's me the Superscriber who is out to end the company

I wonder if they could add the title, “Paizo Killer” next to your name on the boards. :)

I might restart my subscriptions for that.

Leg o' Lamb wrote:

Buhlman...

ah, okay. I was aware he pursued (perhaps aggressively so) a relationship with a number of staffers.

Leg o' Lamb wrote:

...and his intimate pictures

I remember him admitting that he was making advances, but I do not recall any mention of inappropriate pictures or him admitting sending them.

that's because his admission/confession wasn't posted here

paraphrasing, he admitted/confessed to sending pictures of an intimate nature to female friends with out asking if it was ok for him to do so or not

Leg o' Lamb wrote:

It doesn't matter if you or I don't see it. What we may perceive or interpret as benign can and often does have a real impact on marginalized communities. If one of our transgender community members says "This is offensive" then it is. Full stop.*

This can be complicated, obviously, and there's nuance to it. That being said, what isn't nuanced is this: If a trans person tells you something is offensive or hurtful, and your instinct is to disregard their feelings and begin an argument on how their feelings are wrong, you aren't just behaving in a transphobic way--you're not showing empathy for a community member. And not treating trans community members like they are deserving of empathy and respect is kind of a problem.

I am fully prepared to believe that some people genuinely screwed up, or misspoke, or have revised their behavior since then. But for them to continue to fixate on our "cruelty", knowing the circumstances, makes me feel like they care more about getting to take part in and win an internet debate than actual human beings.

I don't talk about privilege a lot by name. I think it can be misused. But being unwilling to allow trans people to lead a discussion about trans issues--or obsessing over individual trans people being "toxic" and "mean" at times like these--speaks to an unwillingness to check your privilege and recognize that not every argument needs your take.

You think you're being misconstrued as transphobic? Well, that sucks. But why are you more angry at an ear-splitting fire alarm than the fact that the alarm seems to be detecting smoke in your house?

The awkward fact of it is that while some of us may choose to accept your apologies, nobody is obligated to. That's not how apologies work. And those people who don't accept them may continue to be uncomfortable with you trying to occupy these spaces, and you're kind of going to have to accept that. Continuing to not only occupy these spaces but endlessly start fights with us tells us...

I agree.

Leg o' Lamb wrote:

PrismaticPandaBear wrote:

Saedar wrote:

Imagine if we just tried banning all the bigots and their apologists BEFORE we nuke the forums. Worth a shot, at least, since these people want the forums gone entirely.

Do people regularly say that "Trans men aren't men" or "Trans women aren't women" or "Trans people are sub-human" on this forum?

Unfortunately, yes.

I've not seen it.

It doesn't matter if you or I don't see it. What we may perceive or interpret as benign can and often does have a real impact on marginalized communities. If one of out transgender community members says "This is offensive" then it is. Full stop.* We learn from our mistakes and we move on to become better people.

Saedar wrote:

Imagine if we just tried banning all the bigots and their apologists BEFORE we nuke the forums. Worth a shot, at least, since these people want the forums gone entirely.

Do people regularly say that "Trans men aren't men" or "Trans women aren't women" or "Trans people are sub-human" on this forum?

Unfortunately, yes.