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Butterfrog wrote:

That's it piggy!

*Casts Summon bigh uncle Froghemoth*

Sacre bleu! I weesh I had a beeg enough pan for such a noble aneemal!

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Ah again, my apologies, mom freres, here let me wash that flour off with some white wine...
Tres bien!
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Bonjour!
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Margarinefrog wrote:

The small frog blinks up from the floor, flattened like a pancake

You realize ... This means WAR.

Ah mon petit beignet, je suis désolé, perhaps you and your buttery friend can come over here to speak avec moi. Zut! I seem to have spilled some flour on you, quelle damage...!

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*Clang*

Oh mon dieu, the pot, eet sleeped from my hands.
Ho ho, how embarassing...
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Margarinefrog wrote:
Vous etes un garcon fou! Ferme ta bouche!

Ah, mon petit roussette, surely we can deescuss thees by the stove. Did I ever show my favorite sauteuse?

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Ah bonjour mes amis, I would love to have you over for dinner later!
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