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I was speed reading and misread the thread title as "switch Hitler's build" and thougt 'we have stats on Hitler?'
I am such a Set fanboy; he can turn an otherwise great post into a sexy post.
If he only looked liked Karlie Kloss I would break up with my girl friend and ask him ... well 'her' - out.
So many ninjas in this thread.
Biichama, your player has more than new mammaries to worry about.
Maddona will want those brass brasseries back.
Remember not all witches share Feiya's temprament:
Double, double, toil and trouble,
fire burn and cauldron bubble;
The widow’s farm is soaked by rain,
I give her neighbor’s cows murrain;
A Hand of Glory I can make,
if I’ve a dead man’s fat to take;
Distance will avail you naught,
a poppet will convey ill thought;
Devil, demon, daemon, hag,
with all I will my black tongue wag;
By candles’ magic I can make
a weak man strong, or strength can take;
Do not risk my ire or wrath,
for I walk down a darker path;
By the pricking of my thumbs,
something evil this way comes.
Drunk Fighter: 'Here, this scythe is yours now! HIC! She was no good against measly skeletons anyways'.
Veteran Barkeep: (Taking the scythe) 'Masterwork eh? Well this is not the worst tip I've received, now here's a tip for you, next time bring one of these to the fight, (waves adamantine tankard) and don't play drinking games with a barkeep when Constitution is your dump stat!'
CapeCodRPGer wrote:
Lisa a Nascar fan?
Pod Race
feytharn wrote: Lisa Stevens wrote: You want me to let you in on Erik's punishment as a gift for your birthday? Yikes, that is a bit strange. But, to each their own, I guess...
-Lisa
That's WHY she's Still best CEO ever...
Gorbacz wrote: I guess I need to start my own thread on this as well! ;) Well some guy named James Jacobs started one ...
Cpt_kirstov wrote: Now how is it that Mark is the first employee Immortalized in metal? Let us not too quickly forget Josh/Ezren.
Kajehase wrote: I, GROGNARD wrote: Back in my day cultists were bald swarthy men with Charisma scores of 6. Didn't the Beatles deal with those? Ringo was not that swarthy.
Gorbacz wrote: TSA fondling We call it a "lifestyle choice".
Mark Moreland wrote: Gorbacz wrote: Still on the totally NOT CORRECT side of the ocean. *sigh* Are you saying we should hold it in Japan? is confused Gorbacz was thinking more in the vicinity of the other former Axis power.
The one with masterwork tanks.
He should have stowed away in Dragnmoon's luggage back when he had a chance.
jakebacon wrote: Do Chalaxians have an accent? And if so, what real-world equivalent would it sound like? Did anyone ask the opinion of these players?
;)
New Page in the New Year.
Sean K Reynolds wrote: It's getting bumped up to a full 4 pages in the new World Guide. The battle cry of '4 pages' is the new 'two scoops of raisins' for PRPG.
DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote: Is that a halfling nativity?
Is Jesus a halfling in Golarion? Because that'd be sweet.
Oh your a brave one.
Excuse me whilst I grab my 10' pole.
Le Triops est mort,
Vive le Triops!
Was Jason the Flower girl at the ceremony?
Mark Moreland wrote: Dragnmoon wrote: Wait.... but what where the numbers?... ;) Bulmahn Big Fixed that for you
That's one Epic level thread necromancy folks !
Whoa !
Empowered Raise Thread in action!
Todd the Laughing Biologist should be along shortly.
baron arem heshvaun wrote: Homeland Defender (PrC) by night [rant]
That's one broken PrC!
I understand that Expedite Transit is a needed class ability which helps define the class, but don't tell me Channeling Tax and Tariffs, Search and Seizure as a swift action and bonding with Sea Containers of Vast Holding are not all broken! Come on Paizo! Come on !
[/end rant]
baron arem heshvaun wrote: James Sutter
Homeland Defender (PrC) by night
Or maybe, just maybe, he's a wee bit wierd.
James Jacobs wrote: I periodically get annoyed at the East Coast thinking that the world revolves around their time zone when it OBVIOUSLY revolves around the Pacific time zone, but that's a different story. But since Mark moved to sit at your lap this is no longer an issue right ?
This is all well and good but
WHERE'S
THE
ART !
Dragnmoon wrote: James Jacobs wrote: (note that this is NOT the same as saying all paladins serve deities) Now this is an Interesting quote of you James, are you saying, unlike Clerics in Golarion, that Paladins don't have to pick a specific deity? And if so how would that work? I think a lone tear drop just escaped James' eye...
MisterSlanky wrote: Kyle Baird wrote: Maybe next year I'll pin my badge to my underwear... Have Josh write his name in your underwear. And then sell it on ebay. Fixed that for you.
WillDM4food wrote: Allow me to be the first to worship you as the Demigod of 1st edition Nostalgia. Your proper worship will, of course, require the regular sacrifice of virgins! ;)
Actually, it was during 1st Ed when we last saw a virgin in these dang parts ...
Ahem
Thank you, I'll be here all week, remember to tip your waitress.
Sagawork Studios wrote: A summary of the last 12 pages. Whoa, no one said Elric? Even as a joke?
O_o
Sword and Spells (and synonyms aplenty) for my lord Mona !
Cosmo in the Blog wrote: "Peanuts"
Well at least there is some historic pedigree in that statement.
Huzzah !
Great work on Jenny and Laithoron's part !
I would like nothing better than if Paizo could give me a wee bit of budget I could fill in every single female iconic at Gencon with a few gals that would do us all proud ... alas ... le sigh
You can ask Tim Hitchcock and Torc the Orc :)
Horrible.
Not since the sack of Rome or the fall of Bagdad has such a grand husky statue of 'nobility' been cast down.
le sigh.
James Jacobs wrote: Rob is out sick today ... With these words, the dread Curse of the Rum Tummy is born.
Great NPCs!
They can even all put in the same encounter.
As a Golarion Boy Band.
Christopher Dudley wrote: Also, ninjas.
There.
Fixed.
uriel222 wrote: Send in Blackie and Clip-Clop That's also the name of the worst R&B duo, ever.
Excellent question KK !
I really look forward to the next 50 or so replies to this ...
baron arem heshvaun wrote: We anguine wallflowers that we are. Fixed !!
yoda8myhead wrote: I guess I could go as Josh instead. I did shave my head to be Dr. Evil one halloween; this wouldn't be that different. I thought Dr. Evil had more, je ne sais quoi, hair?
Louis IX wrote:
- La Petite Mort (The Little Death ;-)
Giggity
Fake Healer wrote: Use Paizo's method to generate a name.... The Pink Moth Silencers.
I dig it.
Tar-Baphon wrote: They said they couldn't find the virgins...
They obviously did not check out GenCon.
KaeYoss wrote: Oh, and I just spoke to the Master of Revisions: As of this morning's Revision, the spell is, and has always been, based on the Perfect Number Eleven. To say anything else is High Treason. Trust ze Germans about historical revisions
:P
A Man In Black wrote: But for crying out loud that coat is someone rolling a 1 on their Craft (tailoring) check. Or their Survival check, I suppose. 1. You may have trouble seeing it but the cut of the coat is actually fine. The pic is just tilted such where the cut/break of the seams appear to be off. Look at the larger image.
2. I'm sure the Warmth property is a function of the coat. (I know I'm warm)
3. I have that coat. In Grey. And nice legs too, thank you very much.
4. Chill
; )
Yaga wrote: Hey mon, me gonna sue your old grandmama ifn she don't change her name which I have undeh dee mo bettah legal protection, mon! Wow. Just wow. WORST fake Jamaican post EVAR !
; p
Charlie Brooks wrote: I love the speaking in tongues bit. It's technically a hindrance, but it's got enough flavor to be a cool role-playing opportunity rather than a pain in the butt limitation. Hmmm.
I wonder how long it will take for a BBEG Witch with a souped up feline familiar to say 'Cat got your tongues ?' to an Oracle PC.
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