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That said...

Coming soon from Hermitage productions. Charred Donations! First in a 6 part series! Follow the adventures of four heros as they have to stop a batch of evil gnomes from razing the town of Glasstip!

(just kidding, put the pack o'Lawyers away, please)

It's too late. We have a lich attorney already drafting a C&D letter. A C&D of horrible, outrageous mind-bending horrors -- one that once it is read will drive you insane with the sheer illogic and skewed mathematics that the Elder Ones have to offer. Once recieved, you will be a gibbering wreck, incapable of saying anything other than "Cthulhu ftaghn! Ia! Ia!"

(This is known as our "polite" option. Please inquire into other Lich attorney services when you call 1-800-LICH-SUE, including the truly nasty stuff.)

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

The solution is simple. New avatar for Dr Dei!

Hehehe. Don't hate Scott and I cause we're beautiful.

However, we can see a clear-cut case of image infrngement here. If either of you would like to pursue a lawsuit, just draw a thaumaturgic circle in the basement of your dungeon and a Lich customer representative would be happy to put you in touch with one of our many skilled Lich attornies.

We don't suck your soul unless you win!

The question would be if it counts as "fair use" or not.

No. Under US copyright law, you can only claim fair use for certain jounralistic, educational or critical commentary purposes -- a avatar is none of those.

If necessary, we can have a lich law clerk send a "cease and desist or have your soul sucked" letter to the infringer.

I've been considering embezzlement from work to support my habit.

I'd be careful if I were you...your employer has already contacted us to begin legal proceedings against you . As you'rer probably well aware, our highly-trained team of lich lawyers will aggressively pursue any client's case for centuries...

Or, we could just suck your soul and call it good...

Also, we would be entitled to use our "negotiated settlement" clause we have with our clients, Paizo, LLC, which involves dropping one member of your immediate family into a gargoyle's mouth in the Tomb of Horrors each hour until you accept our client's settlement terms. I'm sure you know which gargoyle's mouth of which we speak...