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Name |
The Law Offices of Vecna and Acererak |
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| Race |
Liches. We hire only liches. What're you gonna do about it? Sue US? |
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| Classes/Levels |
Wizard 20 Archmage 10 Attorney 20 |
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| Gender |
Not really relevant, your honor... |
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| Size |
300 dedicated lich attorneys |
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| Age |
Combined, over 1,000,000 years old |
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| Special Abilities |
Archmage abilities, soul-sucking, mastery over secrets, tax law |
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| Alignment |
C'mon, we're LICHES -- it's in the Monster Manual... |
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| Deity |
One of our founding partners IS a deity... |
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| Location |
Washington DC, The Abyss, The Nine Hells, Ghenna, Greyhawk City, Los Angeles, New York, and Cormyr (opening soon) |
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| Languages |
We have lich attorneys on call who can speak any language from Abyssal to Zulu |
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| Occupation |
If you've been reading this far and don't know... |
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| Homepage URL |
http://www.undeadsue4u.ghk |
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About Law Offices of Vecna & Acererak
With a multi-millennia, omniverse-spanning record of legal victories, the Law Offices of Vecna and Acererak stand ready to aid you in your legal difficulty. Drunken driving arrest? Call Vecna and Acererak. Busted by the local Paladin order for creating a device that would gate in a demonic invasion? Call Vecna and Acererak. Workman's comp claim? Call Vecna and Acererak. Chopped off your lich boss' left hand and put out his left eye in a failed bid to usurp his position? Umm...that one perhaps is better left to Larry H. Parker (Vec's still a little steamed at that one, the suit's been held up in discovery for eons now...)
Our highly-trained staff of lich attorneys, associates and paralegals stand ready to take yoru case and represent you in court. We guarantee you will get justice or you don't have to pay your soul to us.
Remember that number -- 1-555-LICH-SUE! Call today!
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