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RPG Superstar 2014 Marathon Voter. FullStar Pathfinder Society GM. 3,809 posts (4,117 including aliases). 1 review. No lists. No wishlists. 9 Pathfinder Society characters. 9 aliases.


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Cheliax

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you will be a grounded dovahkiin if you do not clean up all these cabbages right now, young lady

Cheliax *

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Walter Sheppard wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
Walter Sheppard wrote:
so I don't have to get it up as much during the game.
Is that a common issue at your tables?
It is when you own the FLGS and are running an overflow table. ;)

*whhhhooooshhhh*

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keep it short and simple
be friendly
skip the 'you're all going to die' crap

Cheliax

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Barbarian (Urban Barbarian archetype)

Cheliax

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does it start with an M
and end in etallica?

Cheliax

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"Well...bye."

--william 'curly bill' brocius

Cheliax

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LazarX wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
so wait, my wife should not have made this thread?

No... the point is she should not have felt it necessary to have done so. Nor would she if this hobby were as egalitarian as we like to claim it is. We should be at the point where having a Female GM isn't a novelty, but simply be accepted as a matter of course. Your wife made this thread... you would not have the need to have done so if you were a person taking the realms of being a GM. You would not be in a position to have your place question or to question your place.

The problem is... we are clearly not there yet. Instead we've approached a point where we have meaningless crusades like GamerGate, where someone has been remorselessly hounded simply because of her gender.

so she should not have made this thread a year and a half ago because she should not have to make this thread?

Cheliax

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hmmm ok
so before Lamontia cries internet tears
why is it bad

Cheliax

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so wait, my wife should not have made this thread?

Cheliax

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great session tonight everyone, I hope you had fun removing smallpox from all those blankets

Cheliax

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I click on a thread with a title about something I like
I read the thread
I regret it

Cheliax

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welcome to the paizo forums, columbus day edition
enjoy the tire fires

Cheliax

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you had me at 'mapped by Blando'
my body is ready, Paizo

Lowwwwlands
Lowwwwlands awwwwwayyyyy, me John

also:
caption for the first picture shared,
"Hold my beer, I've got this!"

Cheliax

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you know the old expression
when life gives you poop
make poop...ade

wait

Cheliax

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oh cool, waking rune
I am not saying there is going to be death
but there is going to be death

Cheliax

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18 and 20

Cheliax

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putting the laughter back in slaughter, scint

Cheliax

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just because the class is called inquisitor
does not mean all inquisitor characters are running around
in red and black robes shouting that no one expects them

there should be no problem with this

Cheliax

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♪ do you want to hide a body ♪

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nope

Cheliax

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current thread barometer reading-
...because of jokes and/or sex

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GM

Cheliax

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yep, got rid of xp entirely
I want my players to have fun and play their characters the way they feel they should, not feel like they have to do something in order to level

Cheliax

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there is no process

Cheliax

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Pretty much all-digital here

Cheliax

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I do not understand how the watermark of your name, info, etc. at the top of the page, off the map, is interfering with your VTT work.

Cheliax

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That depends...have you accepted the Emperor into your heart?

Our thoughts light the Darkness that others may cross space.
We are one with the Emperor, our souls are joined in his will.
Praise the Emperor whose sacrifice is life as ours is death.
Hail his name, the Master of Humanity.

Cheliax

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wait does the X mean getting their bone on or do I have to solve for it

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ugh

Cheliax

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Oh hey there necro'd wife thread

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oh okay so it is cool to be discriminatory and dismissive toward other gamers because you are old, got it

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differentiating that MMO players are not "normal gamers" really bothers me

you are not better or special because you use pencils and dice instead of a keyboard and mouse

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saw thread title
figured there would be a quick answer to the question
then a dozen posts focusing on the word toon
clicked thread
was not disappointed

Cheliax

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giving a problem player an exotic race, firearms and one of the most morally-complicated and polarizing classes in the game should help solve the issue

Cheliax

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ugh I just want to play pathfinder

Cheliax

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that is my line

Cheliax

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Pack Lord & Wolf Shaman Druid
I want all the wolves

Cheliax

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I heard my nickname


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AND MILLIONS!

Cheliax

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Succubus in a Grapple wrote:

Oh, it feels so wonderful to be so appreciated.

Hugs for everyone!

and the circle is complete, my work here is finished

Cheliax

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"Not to have that barbarian hit me in the face with that axe."

Cheliax

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Eric Withakay
Healbot
Supergirl
Johnny Superstar
Stretch Armstrong
Crunch Beefsteak
Defense Force Alpha-Six
Toilet Duck
Madonna
Robert Paulsen

Cheliax

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There's movement all over the place!

Cheliax

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I already told you guys
my Baba
is Baba Yaga

Cheliax

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conversion inquisitors all up ins
CHA 7?
still cooler than the other side of the pillow

Cheliax

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what

Cheliax

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Wyntr wrote:
the secret fire wrote:
Albatoonoe wrote:
Because it's unfair and it's one of the few things that people actually treat like this. If I'm playing a dumb, uncharismatic brute, I shouldn't get bonuses because I, the player, am good at talking. I'd say that it make it's less a roleplaying experience. You're just playing yourself at that point.
If you, the player, decide to "talk pretty", then you are not playing a dumb, uncharismatic brute, are you? If you decide to play an oaf and then conveniently get eloquent fishing for a bonus in social situations...eh, no. That's just schizophrenic, terrible roleplaying.
But what if it is an Intelligence 7, Wisdom 7, Charisma 7, no skill points invested in any social skills character, who has always been played as a smooth-talking, intelligent, observant character?

you still have to make the rolls

Cheliax

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Jiggy wrote:
Lamontius wrote:

so wait, just because I have muscles and like drinking whiskey and being loud and avoiding punctuation

then I am not allowed to play a bookish elf with a slight build and shy tendencies?

sorry Lamontius since you are basically just a big dumb drunken animal most of the time, you can only play barbarians with low wisdom and poor impulse control

So, most of the dwarves I've seen?

*sobs*

Cheliax

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so wait, just because I have muscles and like drinking whiskey and being loud and avoiding punctuation

then I am not allowed to play a bookish elf with a slight build and shy tendencies?

sorry Lamontius since you are basically just a big dumb drunken animal most of the time, you can only play barbarians with low wisdom and poor impulse control

Cheliax

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Lemmy, I think the OP meant more along the lines that you can play a high-CHA character yet potentially be penalized as a player by your GM if you're not well-spoken or are shy, quiet or (insert personality quirk here).

Whereas yeah, no one is going to bat an eye if you have noodle arms but play a character with STR 20.

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