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RPG Superstar 2014 Marathon Voter. FullStar Pathfinder Society GM. 4,077 posts (4,394 including aliases). 2 reviews. No lists. No wishlists. 11 Pathfinder Society characters. 9 aliases.


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WHY
WHO TOLD YOU THAT I COULD HELP YOU WITH THIS?!


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Cosmo wrote:

Sara Marie: You know what moms are great for?

Liz: Animal skulls.

but mommmmmm I don't have time to gather blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne right nowwwwww, jeeeezzzz, I'll do it later!


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As a GM I do what I think is best for the campaign, per group, to try to maximize the fun for everyone involved

Things that I might limit for one particular group of players, a certain AP, module or setting, might then be allowed under different circumstances

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lamontius why are you wearing a shirt that has a picture of a purple poop laying on a roof shingle on it

BECAUSE I LOVE THE DARK ARCHIVE

*sobs*


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uh obviously she was not there the last time MY mixtape dropped

Liberty's Edge

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OKAY FELLAS LET'S DO THIS


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the description of the reach weapon threatened squares in this guide does not seem to match the FAQ item on this same topic


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look up tucker's kobolds

Grand Lodge

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GRAPPLE, BECAUSE WHATCHU GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN BROTHER HOLGAN HOLYWOOD OF THE ORDER OF THE NEW WORLD GETS THE TWENTY-FOUR INCH PYTHONS ON YOUUUUUUUUUUU, BROTHER?!

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never say never

I want my players to have a good time and be successful

that being said, if the monster has nothing else better to do, can't reach another player, tactics infer that it would keep attacking, etc. then yeah, I will do it

I have never had to do it, however, though I have had it done to one of my PFS characters

no complaints on what the GM chose to do during that encounter, it made sense for that particular moment


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*no goblin babies were harmed, sold or covered in ketchup popsicles during the creation of my character


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I think there is some confusion in that my character
A. does not actually sell anything
2. does not actually produce or carry ketchup Popsicles
D. does not specifically interact with women wearing white gloves

but just to bake some noodles further
he IS a devoted shelynite


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lvl 11
Diplomacy + 17
Bluff + 16
Intimidate + 18
unbuffed

usually rolls with buffed skills in the low 20s

not main party face

but he has the mechanics to back up how I play him and what I say in-character, rather than having the titles given to collections of game mechanics defining the only way to play the game

my general response on a successful roll, when my CHA is brought up


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what is even happening now


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man what
no


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CHA is the new DEX
pay attention to what you can do with it now

also leave my CHA 5 inquisitor alone
he is sexy as hell and can sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves


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as a fellow dude with junk

that eastern promises scene had me completely terrified for the health of viggo mortenson's junk

although he gives you the goat like six times during that fight

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any concept that has leaned more towards dark/brooding/angsty and less towards humor/charm

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Koth'vaul, my eternal enemy

also riddles

and sphinxes who give you terrible riddles

and fake sphinxes who give you even more terrible riddles


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*spends panache point*
*full BAB attack roll*

uh oh, looks like you missed
or should I say

my post of a riposte was...opportune
*sunglasses*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!


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WELCOMMME TO THE GUNNNNN SHOWWWWWW

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Darrell Impey UK wrote:
Go on then Jiggy, I thought that move/cast/touch was ok, but that cast/move/touch wasn't. Could you point me to the correct page please?
The PRD wrote:
Touch Spells in Combat: Many spells have a range of touch. To use these spells, you cast the spell and then touch the subject. In the same round that you cast the spell, you may also touch (or attempt to touch) as a free action. You may take your move before casting the spell, after touching the target, or between casting the spell and touching the target. You can automatically touch one friend or use the spell on yourself, but to touch an opponent, you must succeed on an attack roll.

Linked, under "Actions in Combat - Cast a Spell" section

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this is getting close to pig/dog territory


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enemies with 1 hp left are just as combat effective as enemies with full health

so yes

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dealing with darkness


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and now the tire fire has been lit


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annnnnnd here
we
go


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All of these are situational


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Strength:
Carry Capacity
Melee attacks rolls
Melee damage
Combat Maneuver Bonus (CMB)
Combat Maneuver Defense (CMD)
Climb
Swim

Dexterity (with a dex to damage build):
Melee attack rolls
Melee damage
Initiative modifier
Ranged attack rolls
Armor Class
Reflex save
Combat Maneuver Defense (CMD)
Acrobatics
Disable Device
Escape Artist
Fly
Ride
Sleight of Hand
Stealth


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I am a special snnnowwwwwwflake, wheeeeeeee
*melts*

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WHATCHU GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN BROTHER HOLGAN HOLYWOOD OF THE ORDER OF THE NEW WORLD SKIPS COMBAT EXPERTISE AND GETS THE 24 INCH PYTHONS ON YOUUUUUUUUU, BROTHER?!!


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remember my droogs
when your players ask for something and you have no idea what it is they are asking for, do your homework before saying yes or no

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okay
so I went and got some pencils and paper and crunched the numbers
I think I have got a solution to all this

okay so hear me out on this

first
start by buying all the gaming products, 3rd party material and any and all paizo published material that you want

just do it, trust me it will make sense in a couple of minutes

2.
decide what style of game you like, both for what you want to use in it and what you do not want to use in it

D.
find some likeminded people who also want to play the game this way that is the way you want to play it

seventh
okay here is where things get weird - play the game with these people BUT DO NOT TELL MIKE BROCK OR JOHN COMPTON ABOUT IT

if my calculations are correct, this should allow you to play the game EXACTLY the way you and your gaming group want to play it...and as far as I can deduce, there is NOTHING MIKE BROCK CAN DO TO STOP YOU!!!!

yeaahhhhhhh take THAT, brock!

(can someone check my math plz because if I am wrong and Mike Brock does stop you then I do not want to be responsible for it)

EDIT: AGGGGHHHHH MIKE BROCK STOLE MY IDEA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2ND EDIT: okay so they were crayons and not pencils but STILL

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so essentially make PFS just like a home gam-WAIT A SECOND

GUYS I HAVE...AN IDEA

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Jiggy wrote:
Michael Brock wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
Mythic 1/2-Dragon Gestalt Jiggy wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
my level 32 chaotic evil psionic shadowcaster laser-guided machine gundragon antipaladin with mythic levels is ready
THERE IS ROOM IN MY PARTY FOR YOU

cool we will be placed at any table that complains about limitations or does not understand that core is core is core

srsly though
he has a really awesome backstory you will love it

"Limitations by Lamontius"
Is that a disclaimer for the next version of the Guide, or the title of the first volume of his shadowcaster's backstory?

Why not both

I can help Mike Brock and prepare you for the awesomeness of the other six volumes of gundragon's backstory at the same time

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my level 32 chaotic evil psionic shadowcaster laser-guided machine gundragon antipaladin with mythic levels is ready


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my shirt says,

"I'm a Paul Human guy"


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Humans who grew up on farms never need to sleep ever

Spoiler:

Heart of the Fields Human Racial Trait wrote:
Humans born in rural areas are used to hard labor. They gain a racial bonus equal to half their character level to any one Craft or Profession skill, and once per day they may ignore an effect that would cause them to become fatigued or exhausted. This racial trait replaces skilled.

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saying that you are so fun to play with that other players will not mind your PC being a detriment to their PCs is a pretty bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em


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THE ROC HAS BEEN UP IN THE AERIE
CLANGIN' AND BANGIN'
BUT THE ROC WANTED TO TAKE SOME TIME TO REMIND YOU OF THE 'MOVE' OPTION ASSOCIATED WITH GRAPPLING
ALTHOUGH YOUR ROODY-POO CANDY ASH OPPONENT WILL GET SOME BONUSES TO BREAK FREE, YOU CAN PUT THEM IN HARM'S WAY, DROP THEM OFF LEDGES OR SACRIFICE YOUR OWN BODY RIGHT ALONG WITH THEM, HARDCORE-STYLE!
ALSO, THE ROC WANTED TO REINFORCE THE IDEA OF USING THE 'INFLICT DAMAGE' OPTION IN A GRAPPLE FLAVORED TO INCLUDE ALL SORTS OF HOLDS AND TECHNIQUES, SO THAT YOU CAN LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN WHILE EATING...

PIE


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ROC-EE!
ROC-EE!
ROC-EE!
ROC-EE!


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...OF THE ROC'S FANS CHANT THE NAME OF THE MOST ELECTRIFYING ANIMAL COMPANION IN GOLARION SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TODAY!


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-AND MILLIONS!


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FINALLY!

THE ROC!
HAS COME BACK!
TO THE PAIZO FORUMS!

NOW THE ROC WANTS YOU TO KNOW YOUR PARTY ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BECAUSE THE ROC IS GOING TO LAYETH THE KNOWLEDGE DOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASH!

BUT FIRST, LISTEN TO THE MILLIONS-

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LISTEN UP, BROTHER!

ONE COMBAT MANUEVER THAT CAN ADD A LOT OF FLAVOR TO A WRESTLER BUILD, BROTHER, IS DIRTY TRICK!

WITH DIRTY TRICK, YOU CAN ASK YOUR OPPONENT 'WHATCHU GONNA DO?!' WHILE APPLYING A VARIETY OF BAD CONDITIONS TO THEM WITH THE 24" PYTHONS AND SUPPLYING THE FLAVOR THAT CAUSED THOSE CONDITIONS IN A VARIETY OF CREATIVE WAYS...BROTHER!


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I've been playing around with some panache builds and I'm pretty sure some of the non-swashbuckler archetypes that add panache mechanics specifically call out how/if it stacks with other ways of receiving panache/grit/luck/eldritch pool etc.

If I have some time, I'll do some digging for a specific example.


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BigHatLogar wrote:
the only way to get a magic horse that poops diamonds and can fly is to be what is in my mind equivalent to a P.I. or Bounty Hunter.

Butt Stallion! Say Hello!


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Legowaffles wrote:
Xexyz wrote:

That this thread has made it to 139 (now 140) posts.

This thread hasn't even hatched yet. Now THIS thread is nearing maturity, being a full 20 pages in length!

<3


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read this, use it as inspiration for some failed will saves and perception checks for your 4 party members

(warning: creepypasta, coarse language and potentially NSFW)

your 5th party member

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