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sorry no
we should try to keep this realistic

maybe the dragon could breathe ballistas

"GRIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIITTTTTTTHHHSSS!"

just occasionally say

slappin' da basssss

well dang we are on the same page
Handy Haversack just helps with avoiding AoOs
I thought you had some secret trick to get an item without using a move action

what the-

I took your comment as saying there are good options for item storage/retrieval other than a handy haversack, in terms of action economy

if that is what you mean then I would like to hear them as I frequently play casters with tons of scrolls/wands/rods/potions/etc.

Spring loaded wrist sheaths?
Bandoliers?

Lamontius wrote:

Jiggy wrote:

Interestingly enough, there are item storage options other than "haversack" and "buried so far down in your pack that it takes you a bigger action to dig it out".

you have my interest

what are these options

Find where the rules give you the situation where retrieving a stored item is more than a move action; the answer to your inquiry is "everything else".

man what

Interestingly enough, there are item storage options other than "haversack" and "buried so far down in your pack that it takes you a bigger action to dig it out".

you have my interest

Wands and spring-loaded wrist sheaths
scrolls
handy haversack
pearl(s) of power
cloak of resistance
mithril buckler
rods
tangleburn bags

So wait what is this thread about now

so uh, here is a fighter archetype
you can use it
but donnnnn't use it on Golarion

Type
Pathfinder guide to the class guides
Into google

Extra Hex or Toughness

try starting an old lawnmower or chainsaw while running
wait hold on
do not do that
since while educational the results will most likely also be incredibly horrible

however, take a look at the Quick Runner's Shirt

Lamontius wrote:

ugh

why is this happening
these threads make me tired
or maybe it was all those pushups I did while taming those lions

Lamontius, just focus on the posts with reading recommendations. I hear Joanna Russ is quite good.

what the-

all this thread has taught me is that Patrick Rothfuss is even more awesome than I previously thought and that AD does not understand cause and effect

Lamontius wrote:

This is the forum equivalent of a honey pot

Then again I guess a forum actually could be a honey pot
In any case it is definitely teaching me some things

From the fury of the Thread-people, good Lamontius, deliver us!

well mainly it is teaching me who I do not want to talk to when I really just want to talk about pathfinder and occasionally say something that is for luls

but other than that yes it is becoming a pretty good list of thread people

I would shake my head at my own hypocrisy if I was not already at peace with being a thread person, essentially the whole nietzsche-monster-fighting thing and all that about the abyss gazing back into you and such

i think what scares me a little about the concept of certain players being perceived as 'dead weight' is that this notion may very well be exacerbated by the concept of 'elite scenarios' like Bone Keep

you want to bring your 'A-Team' to such an event and this may result in players from your gaming circle feeling excluded or that they are not good enough

this is something that has been on my mind ever since I played Bone Keep at my last Con

i don't want all the great folks at my PFS location to begin to feel segregated by their status as players in terms of accomplishments, player skill and/or experience

nevertheless, I am worried this might happen

ugh
why is this happening
these threads make me tired
or maybe it was all those pushups I did while taming those lions

This is the forum equivalent of a honey pot
Then again I guess a forum actually could be a honey pot
In any case it is definitely teaching me some things

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THAT THREAD ON THE CARPET INSTEAD OF THE HARDWOOD?!

I think that for me, it depends on how many levels it takes for my build to begin to resemble my intended concept.

I generally have a solid thematic idea, though not necessarily a set-in-stone roleplaying direction, when I begin to play a character.

While I have a blast in implementing and/or refining my chosen roleplaying concept right from the get-go, I find that at times I am chomping at the bit when I feel like it will jusssst take another level or two to get my build concept firing on all cylinders.

It is at those times, when I just don't quite have the feats to turn my barbarian into the feral archer concept I had built up in Herolab, or my Tetori Monk just doesn't yet have enough grappley stuff to get fully grappley, that I begin to want to level rather than just play my character.

Airport Security Officer: "But every once in a while...it's a classname. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a classname... always use the indefinite article: a classname, never your classname."

Invisible Dice:

It Takes Two
by MC Rob Base and DJ Eazy-Rock
on repeat
forever

@Lamontius

If those archetypes are not allowed in PFS, then why would an archetype from Blood God Disciple be allowed?

yep you are right

I assume this is for PFS, since your alchemist was.

Synthesist Summoner, Master Summoner, and Vivisectionist Alchemist are not allowed in PFS.

take a look at the Blood God Disciple, a summoner archetype specifically for Half-Orcs

sorry I am going with Horatio Caine's opinion on this one

Oladon when you are starring in CSI: Golarion then you too can decide what the cause of death is on people while wearing rad sunglasses

"What do you think the cause of death is, Horatio?"

"Well, it appears massive trauma from a ballista landing on him, or possibly all these knives and bullets."

Not a sheldon fan myself. I was referring to The anti elite And pippi.

and here I thought it was TOZ and I :(

time to go cry in the shower

Our plan to take over the Paizo forums advances yet another step.

Excellent.

what the-

why are you telling them

WE HAVE BEEN MADE

ABORT

ABORT

people
hey people
hey

don't do it your way
do it my way

sounds nice but it would probably be better to post the build if you are looking for feedback and opinions

if you two are going to start making out then I can cover my eyes, no worries

just pretend I am not here

#firstfantasyworldproblems

if only the create thread button was tied to the search function

Lamontius wrote:

I originally found Raging Heroes through Coolminiornot

I wonder if word got out through there because I certainly did not hear about this from anywhere else

Anticipation has been building on 40K boards for a while. People have been looking for female IG for quite some time. Their previously released models have been great for things like Commissars.

oh okay probably why I missed it since I tend to avoid GW stuff

not because I do not like it but mostly because I would be too tempted to buy it all and wind up living in a cardboard box

but yeah that was the first thing I thought is that these would be a great Imperial Guard army

My wife also has her eye on a couple Raging Heroes releases for her upcoming PF gunslinger

it'll be fine

Lamontia has a monstrous daily commute to West L.A. that she handles very well, so I will just let her drive while I sip on a mint julep and try not to get the vapors

what the-

I originally found Raging Heroes through Coolminiornot

I wonder if word got out through there because I certainly did not hear about this from anywhere else

Sword Saint Samurai
Grenadier Alchemist
Pistolero/Mysterious Stranger Gunslinger

I just looked in my copy of Hero Lab and while I know exactly what you're talking about in the APG, both "Versatile Human" and "Dual Talent" are listed in Hero Lab as found in the Advanced Race Guide

or uh, because the Dual Talent option is in the ARG?

Otherwise, if you have newly purchased the add-ons, you have to utilize the "Re-activate License" option before they load and become available in the way that Lab Rat mentioned

Lamontius wrote:

In a world

Where threads are locked
One man stands alone

Mainly because he is shaking his head slowly
At terrible threads

Lamontius: The Lamontening

Coming
Summer 2013

I'd buy it and a trilogy

the second one will end on a complete cliffhanger

then years later I will come out of retirement to make a fourth which will destroy any remaining sense of nostalgia you had for the first one

after that I will basically just fly around in my diamond-encrusted golden time machine that runs on burning one-hundred dollar bills and the tears of those I have utterly disappointed

is there like a filter you can apply to a thread where you can not see jaded advice or terrible ideas that will make the players virulently hate their gm or vice-versa

i hope it is in the queue before the sarcasm filter and the filter that edits out all the posts where I express fear that Ross Byers and Chris Lambertz are going to see me at a convention and punch me right in my face at the exact same time

All action is good action when you're polymorphously perverse.

translation:

geek hierarchy post #39492848583

on my old avatar even

:(

doodlebug you are mistaking the full body massage of tyranny with the crushing grip of tyranny

it happens

I asked Zarta Dralneen this very question but she said the answer involved a riding crop, three trained monkeys, four gallons of olive oil and a safe word

The safe word was in infernal :(