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*Licks Panama Jack*

Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape.

*Yelps as the ape grabs him* I'm not a tribble you oaf.

Licks Callous Jack

*speaks into his collar* He suspects something. We must take action, activate the fnord cannon.

Master, oh master; why don't you come and put an end to this foolishness?

You're a poodle. You get used to it.

Thieving Wasp wrote:

The Sunny Cult

The wasp flies in, to see the kittens divebombing Courtfool.
Guys, you're in danger! The Jacks are gonna come after you! Retreat to the untitled!

We do not flee! We fear nobody!

You should be. They beat up on us poodles, what do you think they will do to someone who is not as cute and lovable as we are?

What is your stance on poodles kissing?

Speaking of which, did you see The Bachelor last night? The psycho chick who got voted off announced at the end that she was going to go home, get out her electric toothbrush, and then french kiss her poodle over and over again. Lucky poodle.

Nice to see you back engaged in foolishness boss.

Walks through the house with a high-powered water house.

Got to clean up this sty before the Colonel returns. He don't like no piles of excrement, he don't.

How does P.J. feel about chocolate?

Yips and runs away.

Wow we got archived... :(

Couldn't have happened to a nicer group of frogs.

Six random encounters.

And just when you thought it was safe to go back to being silly, serious sneaks up and ambushes you.

Remember: four legs good, two legs bad.

You must have missed the latest memo, we changed the rule to "four legs good, two legs better."

Care to expound on that, shiny?

Do you know if it's true that he is friends with a Chihuahua?

You're not.

A phone rings in the middle of the night...

A DM is needed...

Who do you want answering that phone?

Lets look at the Facts.

Heathanson is still mired in first edition,

He still thinks THACo was a good idea.

Meanwhile Sebastian is ready to lead us into...

A brave new world where we hope for change.

And be it Pathfinder or 4th Edition...

You can be sure that Sebastian is up for the challenge.

A phone rings in the middle of the night...

And Sebastian will be there to answer it.

Paid for by Fuzzy Mammals for Sebastian

It works.

Poodle

Smurf

Llamafrog wrote:

I'd say the first requirement for the President PrC would be:

race: Poodle

That's Vice President this year

We all know that the vice-president is the real power.

Yeah, I became a poodle.

Labradoodle wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

We have a serious problem my fellow Jacks. The frogs are trying to steal the OTD presidential election. We need to have an emergency meeting.

The poodles are still with you.

Very good. I caught those frogs destroying Jack Callous votes. They'll pay for this.

*sits panting and waiting for a pat on the head*

We have a serious problem my fellow Jacks. The frogs are trying to steal the OTD presidential election. We need to have an emergency meeting.

The poodles are still with you.

I just heard from the Jack's that the thieves are planning on shaving the boss and stealing his fur. We should get them.

*Runs in a circle*

What are your instructions, oh great one?

*liccck*

So, if i'm the 'leader' of the Sebastian cult.. and Sebastian is your nemesis.. what's that make me CourtFool?

A minion.

No smurf speaks for me.

Grr..smurf

This is smurfed.

Ah, that's too bad. I will be your friend.

Poodle chow is Smurfs! didn't you know that?

poodle chow is what?

Poodle piddle

No bad Llama Poodles...Chase the Smurfs!!! the little blue things.

What smurfs?

Angel of Violence wrote:

Even more sm^rfs are on their way to the criminals my lord.

We have Sm^RFS? Since when? Did I authorize this?

*licks Crimson Jester*

WOOF!

Obligatory post asking "Where is my Pony!"

Gratuitous post mocking little girls who love ponies.

That's no way to treat a cute, cuddly, and fluffy puppy. Where are the cats?

'Sup poodle brothers. Let's go have some fun chasing the cats that the thieve's guild stole.

*walks in licking and scratching himself* Hey guys, this looks cozy, I think I'll hang out here.